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Chapter 407 One of the most successful noodles in history ([-])

Throughout the history of China, if the most successful person is selected in the profession of male pet, Lai Ai should be on the list.

The name Lai Ai is quite strange, and most people really don't recognize it.Anyway, if he just took out one word, the old wolf must have mispronounced it, and changed the name of this guy to Miao Du more than once...

Lai Ai = old love!

Maybe it's because this guy always likes to do what men like to do, so his father gave him such a distinctive name.In history, his name can be very loud.

Stepping on Lu Buwei's shoulders into the Xianyang Palace, he became the face of Zhao Ji.

The word face first is quite elegant, and to be more civilized, it can be called a boyfriend who has sex together...

The biggest feature of Lao Ai is that it is relatively big.

How big is it?
In order to attract Zhao Ji's attention, Lu Buwei asked Lao Ai to use his treasure symbolizing men as an axle, isn't it awesome?
After talking for a long time, who is Zhao Ji?

Hey, Win Fatty's own mother!
For this relationship, who would dare to mention the word "Lao Ai" in Qin?When Fatty Ying said these two words, Chai Luo could clearly see that he was gritting his teeth!

Lai Ai is definitely a storyteller.

It was a gray and cloudy day, the sun was blocked by thick clouds in the sky, and Lao Ai was just a servant.Although there are "special skills", there is no chance to display them.Well, except for some people with distorted personalities, no one would easily expose such a treasure to the outside world.

After finishing the chores in hand, his boss, Lu Buwei, suddenly found him.

"Lao Ai, do you want to live a better life?"

"It's even a dream, boss, do you have a way out?"

"What do you say?"

"Then you mean to promote me in front of King Qin?"

"Why are you looking for the King of Qin? What will you do when you are in the court? Do you have the literary talents to help the country, or the martial arts to govern the country and expand the border? The worst thing is that you can play and sing, and you can make the King of Qin happy. happy!"

"Ahem, Boss, you're hitting people too hard...how can you tell the truth? Well, I really don't have any skills, so let's move on!"

"Don't, since I said that I want to promote you, I definitely didn't make empty cannons. Instead of looking for King Qin, go to his old mother Zhao Ji!"

"Zhao Ji, what can I do?"

"What do you say?"

There was a sly look in Lu Buwei's eyes, and he lingered on Lao Ai's lower body.

Uh, this guy's dark circles are so heavy, why does he look like a panda!
This was the first time that Lai Ai took a serious look at her employer.

Although Lao Ai's brain is not very good, she is not completely stupid. After thinking for a while, her eyes widened instantly:

"Boss, you, you let me use my strengths?"

Lu Buwei smiled with satisfaction, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, but his dark circles seemed more obvious.

"No way, you and Zhao Ji are not..."

Lao Ai stretched out two thumbs and gestured towards each other. Everyone understands this gesture, which means good friends.

The fierce Lu Buwei's eyes widened, and he stared at Lao Ai so hard that the guy shrank his neck in fright, thinking to himself: Damn, you can do it, don't let me say it?Besides, there is no one in the world who doesn't know about the affair between you and Zhao Ji.Up to now, whether King Qin's surname is Ying, he is still confused, and you are not the one who made trouble!
The room fell into an eerie silence, and Lao Ai was so nervous that beads of sweat fell from her forehead.I regret why I didn't keep the door open with my mouth.

As the saying goes: Diseases come in from the mouth, and disasters come out of the mouth.

The ancients never lied to me!

Just when Lao Ai couldn't hold back anymore and was about to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, Lu Buwei burst into tears.But Lao Ai was so frightened that she fell to the ground with a plop.

"Boss, boss, don't cry, I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I deserve death!"

Who is Lu Buwei, Mr. Xiangguo!
And he is also a super awesome Master Xiangguo.

As King Qin, Fatty Ying was always respectful to him, as if he had the airs of King Qin's father.What is his identity in the dynasties after the Qin Dynasty?
Not the regent, but also the existence of the Supreme Emperor, and now he is crying, and crying very sadly, with snot and tears, as if his own mother died.

After a long time, Lu Buwei wiped the corners of his eyes, still sobbing:

"Guilty bastard, get up, look at me, look into my eyes!"

"Yes, Mr. Xiangguo has worked hard for the country, and the dark circles under his eyes have come out, but it's okay, just take a good rest, and then go to sleep for a beauty sleep or something..."

"Rest fart, I have a chance to rest, seven or eight times a night, rest damn it!"

"what?!"

Lai Ai tilted her head and thought for a long time, and finally figured out what she wanted seven or eight times. In an instant, this guy's eyes sparkled.

Very envious!

Lu Buwei really enjoys the blessing of all people!
Hey, why is this world so unfair?

Some people find it difficult to enjoy it once every night, but some people can actually enjoy it seven or eight times a night, and they still look very unwilling. What is this called?A typical person who is in the midst of blessings does not know how to be blessed, and a man who is full does not know how to be hungry when he is hungry!

However, Lai Ai soon had a chance to enjoy the blessings.Lu Buwei wiped away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes, and even showed a wretched smile, which changed so quickly, he really deserves to be an old political veteran, the leader of all officials:

"How about I give you a chance to help me share the burden?"

Happiness came too suddenly, as if a unicorn's arm had fallen into a circle of makeup, and Lao Ai's eyes were brighter than a wolf that had been hungry for three days.Lie on the ground again, this time not scared, but excited:

"Thank you for Xiangguo's cultivation. In the future, this slave is willing to go up the mountain of swords and go down the sea of ​​fire for Xiangguo, and I will die!"

This is a heavy oath.

One step to the sky, right?
It's awesome, isn't it?
I finally saw the biggest wish in life - have you eaten soft rice?

And thinking about my goal of eating soft food, I can't calm down, Qin Wang's own mother.Climbing up this high branch, what is my identity, Lai Ai?

Ying Zheng's stepfather!
All the officials who can't do it well look at themselves twice, that is Yingzheng, hum, slapping you twice is the stepfather's deep love!

Lu Buwei helped Lao Ai up from the ground very kindly:
"You're welcome, we'll be cooking in the same pot from now on, and we need to take care of each other!"

As expected of Xiangguo, look at what others say, how can it be so level?
Stir-fried vegetables in one pot...

"Xiangguo, can it really work? Look at my background..."

"What's the matter with your background, as long as you have special skills. You are my servant, the seventh-rank official of the Xiangfu maid, don't underestimate yourself, after careful investigation, you are also a person of status!"

"Yes, yes, but on the orders of the prime minister!"

What happened afterwards was simple. Lu Buwei specially prepared a wonderful party for Zhao Ji, the grand finale of which was that the roots of descendants were used as the axle, pushing the wheel of history forward slowly...

(End of this chapter)