Pretty Fox: Misunderstood His Royal Highness

Chapter 171 Who Are You Scaring? 1
　Ye Qiqi had a painful expression, lying on a long reclining rattan chair, doing nothing to bask in the sun in the large courtyard of Luomeiyuan.

　The cactus thorns on her buttocks have been removed by Tang Miaomiao—fortunately, Tang Miaomiao is a cat demon, who knows sorcery, holding pliers, reading the terminology, and removing the large and small cactus thorns on her buttocks. Take them all out.

　The thorn is gone, but the pain is still there.

　Tang Miaomiao, as well as Ye Qiqi, were little demons at best, not high enough in level, and not able to use the pain transfer magic technique.This sorcery requires more than 300 years of practice.

　Helpless, Ye Qiqi had no choice but to endure the pain, lying on the long reclining rattan chair with her buttocks facing the sky.

　She really has nothing to do.When there is nothing to do, it is inevitable to think east and west.

　"Meow, you have eaten more salt than I have eaten, and the bridges you have traveled are longer than the roads I have traveled. No matter what, you have a lot of knowledge, right? You say, those women of the human race, if Don't want to live anymore, want to commit suicide, what methods do they usually use?"

　"Miss, what did you say?"

　"It is said that what they all like is to hang themselves. But hanging themselves, it looks ugly. It is said that the tongue will stick out, and after turning into a ghost, the tongue will not be able to retract, and the feces and urine will be incontinent, and it will smell bad when you go down to the underworld. Not very good."

　"Miss--"

　"There are also people who jump into the river. I don't think it's good to jump into the river. When you jump into the river and drown, your whole body will be swollen, and it's cheaper for those fish and shrimp. It's not worth it if you can't save the body. The flowery and jade-like face is completely unrecognizable. Hey, although a person dies, he can’t die in an ugly way, right? To be a ghost, you have to be a beautiful ghost. Ghosts love ghosts, and King Yama opened his mouth when he saw it.”

　"Miss--"

　"Jumping from a building is not a good way. The building is not high enough to die, and you will lose your limbs and be disabled for life. If the building is too high, you will become a meat pie if you jump down. The body can no longer be put together. Think about being a crippled ghost." Also scary."

　"Oh, miss—"

　"Tunning gold? Is it okay to swallow gold? Maybe not, swallowing gold may not be [-]% sure to die, if you don't die, then you will have to live or die, unless the gold will be excreted with feces, or it will be stuck in the large intestine and cannot be pulled out. Isn't it painful to die?"

　"Miss--"

　"Swallowing gold is not enough, let's take poison. Hey, it seems that taking poison is not a good way. Before death, the stomach hurts so much that it tortures people to death. After finally standing upright, the seven orifices will bleed."

　"Miss--"

　"The last way is to cut your wrists, let the blood flow out, and die. When you cut your wrists, you must soak in hot water to prevent the blood from coagulating. Otherwise, you will die, and the pain will be in vain. A scar on your wrist that never fades, isn't it ugly?"

　"Miss, you... what are you talking about? Don't scare me—"

　"Meow, tell me, do I want to imitate those women? Try committing suicide? Maybe my mother is soft-hearted and she doesn't want me to die, so she immediately calls me back to Langya Mountain, so that I can go back to the past, hurry up." Happiness, carefree life, freedom. Hey, if I don’t try, I’ll be a hero and be bullied by fools. Mouth, don't make mistakes."

　"Miss--"

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(End of this chapter)