An arrogant concubine fell from the harem

Chapter 381 You fool! (2)

My face became redder and hotter.

Listen, what are these words?For people who don't know, they think he and I—forget it, people in the world, who doesn't know that I am his wife and he is my husband?Whether you hear this or not, others think that Wu Dalang and I have already had sex, and we have had sex many times, let alone seeing each other without clothes, we know where each other's flesh is Clearly.

Anyway, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I wouldn't be able to wash it off.

The big tub was filled with water, steaming hot, and there was a lot of crushed ginger in the water. The smell of ginger was very strong, and the mist emitted from the water was filled with small air, which looked like There are unreal, incomplete and untrue, like a mythical cave.

I was in the mist, and I saw Wu Dalang's face suddenly tightened. He scolded me: "You fool, do you know? You scared me so much that my heart would jump out. If you come out What happened, what should I do?"

I murmured, "I'm lucky and fateful, what will happen?"

Wu Dalang stared, and shouted violently: "How lucky are you? Who do you think you are? The savior?"

I fell silent.

In fact, when I think about the scene just now, I also feel scared, as if I brushed past the Grim Reaper. I used to have good swimming skills. In the 21st century, I used to have a swimming pool at home, and I often swam in it when I had nothing to do. But at that time I was swimming, wearing a bikini, and didn't weigh much.But just now, the three layers of clothes inside and outside were not only inconvenient to move in the water, but also extremely heavy, and my swimming skills were greatly compromised.Fortunately, I am smart enough to know how to take off my shoes and the cloak on my body. Otherwise, if I don’t want to report to King Yama, I can’t help myself.

I soaked my body in hot water for a long time, when I got up, I blushed again and shouted: "Your Majesty, can you turn around?"

Wu Dalang said, "Not good."

I yelled again: "Your Majesty, can you close your eyes?"

Wu Dalang said again: "Not good."

I was at a loss, rolled my eyeballs, and acted shamelessly: "If the emperor doesn't turn around and close his eyes, then the concubine won't be able to get up after soaking in the water. After the emperor turns around or closes his eyes, The concubine just got up."

Wu Dalang couldn't help but laugh again, he turned around and said, "There's really nothing I can do about you."

(End of this chapter)