Heroes of the Sons and Daughters

Chapter 108 Ambition and Inscription Suffering Gap Becomes a Good Story (2)
Wearing a natural-color cocoon single gown, and an eggplant-colored feather gauze single gown, he is chasing this thing, but it is called a "feather coat".That coat was nailed with a pair of old patches, and because it saved a couple of pennies of labor, it was never handed over to the tailor, but only asked his clerk to nail it, so that the two coat buttons were nailed together. Er, there are three coat buttons on one piece, even if Master Zhu sees it, he has to note to him: "This wrong slip should be on the third coat button." He looked at it, and it seemed to be suitable. The original meaning of "the obscene fur is long and the right sleeve is short" is still reasonable, so it is put on the body like "saying it from top to bottom".On the head is a weft hat like a king with golden horns shining brightly, and the loops of the hat "let it fit together" from the belt.The mud on the soles of the soapy boots under his feet was greasy and smeared to a pitch black, but the uppers were covered with a layer of dust that had been ripped off from the white face. Although we can't tell which year he bought it, it was about from the day he started wearing it until Today, Zilai has never been dusted off, "removing the old pollution and renewing".The eldest sister took a closer look, turned her head and said to Suiyuan's daughter-in-law: "What do you say? You have to be a fool by yourself, and you have to make a fool of yourself! It's hard for our uncle, how can we hang out in the same room with him? Go!"

At this moment, the family members inside were also watching from a distance through the glass.Uncle and wife saw each other.First he said: "If you dare, this is his elder brother Cheng who screams so loudly every day! Do you still need to look around for Hailiben [海liben: refers to strange things]!" Mrs. Zhang only asked: "Is it our son?" Sisters Jin, Yu and the maids couldn't help laughing.Even a kind person like Mrs. An couldn't help but laugh, so he just waved his hand and said, "Be quiet, let's see if someone hears you." Then, everyone looked out again.I saw him step by step from the screen steps of the second door trying to wipe it down with his feet. When he reached the flat ground, he had already concentrated his energy on the front of the upper room, but he didn't notice that there was a master there to welcome him.Mr. An had no choice but to take two steps forward, arched his hand, and shouted: "Brother, I'm about to take the child to the hall to thank you wholeheartedly. It's a waste of my brother's help, please sit in the room." Nodding and bowing, his mouth murmured, and there was no words for a while, which was indistinguishable. He roughly said "how dare you dare", but there was no inner meaning.

Do you know why?It turns out that when the Han ceremony comes to someone's home, no matter how old or young the relatives and friends are, whether they come from nearby or from afar, whether they have not been seen for a long time, or are common, even when they meet the master in the yard for celebration and consolation, they never speak, speak slowly. Please hold your hand.At that moment, he only measured it for a while, and then rushed to the room.The two women serving in the two rooms hurriedly rolled up the curtains and waited for Master Shi to enter the room.

At this time, all the female relatives in the inner room came up to the fan and looked out through the layer of silk.I saw that as soon as he entered the door, he didn't say whether he was long or short, he raised his hands and dragged his waist to the ground and bowed upwards. After this bow, he didn't straighten his waist, but put his two hands together , He bowed on the ground and sent it off, and said in his mouth: "Congratulations, congratulations, kowtow, kowtow, kowtow." Everyone saw that this was a strange thing, and they were all wondering there.Mr. An understood this, and said, "How dare you?" He hurried over, and those who were on his shoulders made a fuss for a while, but he said, "Knock, knock, knock." : "Please pay respects to the guest, and the host will say goodbye; ask the guest to bow again, and the host will leave again; yield three times and say three times, and then bow to each other and retreat." It is a great gift.

Mr. an bowed to each other with him, and said: "Ji'er inherited the old master's spring wind and rain, and then made the boy famous. Not only the one who receives it will feel the most for life, even the foolish couple will admire it forever." The township said: "The bottom is undercover, the undercover is undercover!"

As for this master teacher, he usually knows how to speak a few official words without the Beijing accent, otherwise, how could even a rough old man like Deng Jiugong say that he talks and laughs, which suits him well.At this time, he was probably overly cautious on the one hand, and on the other hand he was very happy, and the country talk came out unconsciously.It's just that other than Mr. An, no one in the room understood his two sentences.

It turns out that when he said the six characters "undercover, undercover", the word "underside" was translated into the word "he". The word "wo" is a word for "talk", just like the modest word in the official saying "what to say, what to say".Even to say a few words, it is a word of modesty and humility.After he said these two sentences, he said with a Beijing accent: "Gu (this) is called Xun (zuo)' the son of Liang Gongzi, and he must be duck (learned) as a skip; , You must learn from Ya to be Qiu'. Gu, these are the top court teachings of the old man Sang Shengge. Brother Yong, what merits do you have? Umbrella (cut) quickly (ashamed), umbrella (ashamed) quickly (ashamed)! Sister-in-law Nayin (the two characters are pronounced together, and the word "person" is also covered). In front of you, please sleep (please) each other ( Hehe)!"

The master then told the son: "Please come out, your mother." Fortunately, Mrs. An has always been so generous, so she didn't mind the strangeness and came out to meet him.So he held back his smile, helped his son out, and walked around from the south to the lower head, before he was about to speak, only to hear him ask the master: "Gu (this) Xiu (is) fourth () sister-in-law, Na Yin (people)?"

It turns out that when friends from the south of the river meet someone, they must call out first if they have seen it; It's the mountain thorns asking to see you." As he rectified his prestige, the country talk came again, and he said: "Gu (these) four () are for the top (court)□ (competition) (competition)." Those who attend the court, do Great gift too.As he spoke, he turned his face away, turned his back towards Mrs. An, and bowed to the north again.Mr. An was so flustered that he couldn't keep bowing, and even said, "repay the gift on behalf of me, and return the gift on my behalf." Mrs. an wants to return him a blessing at this time. Li, and I was afraid that I would not understand, which would make things worse.After thinking for a while, he looked at the shadow wall and made a bow, Suo Xing didn't return the gift.When he turned his face around, he said: "Master Shi, you are very polite! Our Yuge is such a foolish child, thanks to Master Shi's hard work, he has been fulfilled, and I will thank Master Shi again." He just bowed his head, red He turned his face and was speechless for a while.

Master An stepped aside and said, "Brother, please sit down, and the foolish couple will teach the child to kowtow in class."

He said again: "You are lying, you are lying!" The young master came over and stood upright, and bowed to him four times.He responded with two more bows.When the young master got up, he said with a smile: "Si (brother) Yong (brother), congratulations! Congratulations! Wu (I) Ha (co) your socks (outside) Nirvana (day), called Xun (zuo)' Sun (Shi) Naen (the two characters are pronounced together, "can" also.) Attacking abuse (jade)', today's nirvana (day) real head is called Xun (work)' pro (green) measured (out) in blue 'Zai, Allah?' (Allah, but such a word means to ask a question.) The master bowed to him again, and said: "'This master speaks for himself', and I should sincerely ask you another day."

Mr. Lie, look at Mr. An, he can be regarded as "treating Mr. with such respect and respect".Who would have thought that he still felt that he was not satisfied, so he asked his wife to bring two daughter-in-laws to visit the old master.But the wife was a little reluctant, so she had to say: "I just sent them two to the Buddhist hall to withdraw offerings and burn money and food. They have to come over later. Why should Master Lao wait for them all the time? Please sit down first and change it." Call your daughter-in-law to see you again some day." Seeing that Master An said so, that's all.While asking someone to pour tea, the wife went into the room by herself.The uncle and wife smiled and said: "Auntie, you are such a good person, you have saved the two daughters-in-law from a catastrophe!"

Click here.But he said that Mr. An saw that all the rituals were completed, so he let Mr. Shi go back to his seat, and please be promoted to the crown.When the tea was poured for him, the master saw that he was also poured a bowl of Pu'er tea, and he had expected this thing. The master must be "a certain thing is not up to date, so I dare not taste it," and hurriedly said: "The master never drinks tea, you quickly Let's change to a bowl of ginger soup." The servants quickly changed to ginger soup.On a hot day, he would sip off the bowl of boiled ginger soup and it was not a big deal. After drinking it, he picked up the piece of ginger and chewed it in his mouth before he took a sip Spit locally.A woman next to her hurriedly came to pick it up. After looking at it, she couldn't make a move, so she took out a piece of toilet paper from her cuff, folded it in four, and squeezed out the piece of ginger.Only then did master an talk to him freely.Just talking about this, Master Shi talked and laughed a lot, and the eldest sister noticed his missing teeth again.Dare is a layer of yellow tooth board, and there are many dark blue and light green things stained between the teeth, as if there is a gold-plated emerald in the mouth.The elder sister and Liang Cai's family frowned and said: "Aunt Liang, you should take that teacup away when you come back, it's not a problem!" As he spoke, he was so disgusted that he turned his head and vomited into the corner. Spit in a mouthful of clear water.

At this moment, I heard the master call to fetch the master's cigarette bag and purse.Immediately two or three servants agreed, and asked the little boy, Ma Huaer, to fetch it, and everyone waited in the corridor.All of a sudden, Ma Hua'er came in, and when everyone looked at the blue cloth bag, they felt sick for a while.Don't ask what kind of style he is, just talk about the oil on the head. If it is given to someone who shaved his head, it will be a perfectly cooked piece of knife cloth, but it is suitable for his cigarette pipe with a monkey's head on it. The mouthpiece of the ivory cigarette pipe, which is yellow, white and black with ice cracks, and the trembling moso bamboo pipe.This matter, if the storyteller spends some textual research and annotation to explain it, the listener will not be able to understand it even more.

May I ask why the cigarette pot is called "monkey head"?Lie Gong, just look at that monkey, no matter whether he is walking, standing, sitting or lying down, he always puts his head on his chest and arches his neck.But what does this have to do with Master Shi's cigarette pot?It turns out that when the master eats cigarettes, he doesn't know how to look out of the pouch and purse. He squeezes out a handful from that pocket and stuffs it into the pot of the cigarette pouch.When it was lit and finished eating, he didn't know how to knock to the ground, he just spit out his mouth and followed his hands to put the cigarette pot down to the ground, and the soot in the pot was clean like this , the pier is not clean is also this pier.If the pier is not clean, refill it when you come back, and the half pot of soot will be flocculated under the raw smoke.The thicker the wadding, the thicker it is, don't talk about the year of Chen to the year of Mao, until he "concludes the conclusion of the coffin", and don't even think about him digging the cigarette pot.Why does he eat the most sparingly even though he eats cigarettes all day long?How powerful is a cigarette pot?After waiting around like this, is there anyone who doesn't turn his head back to look like a monkey's head?This is why his cigarette pot is called "monkey head".

And why is the ivory pipe mouth "yellow and white with black ice cracks"?
This is the elephant that knows the favorite of taming elephants.Like this kind of beast, his mouth does not enter other dirty things except water, grain, and grass, so the ivory nature is the most clean.As long as it has a bad smell, it will crack; if it gets a bit of stinky juice, it will turn yellow.How can I resist Master Shi's mouth holding him in his mouth from time to time!What's more, when you go to a banquet, you have to eat a bag of cigarettes while drinking wine, and occasionally there are some things in your mouth that are not poured out of the cellar, which are stained between the gums and lips, whether it is fish, meat, vegetables, dried milk or honey. Use the mouth of this ivory pipe to pick him up.When you take it out and put it in your eyes, you still have to put it in your mouth and smack it down.That snow-white ivory and his mouth teeth are two geniuses, how could it not get half burnt and cracked into a cross?This is why his ivory pipe mouth became "yellow, white and black ice cracks".

But how can the pipe stem "shake"?Taifan moso bamboo is thick at one end and thin at the other end.Mr. Shi's pipe is enough to make a bamboo pole with a thick head and a thin tail, which is five feet long, and a monkey's head full of soot is added on the other end. Is there anyone who doesn't tremble?This is the reason why "trembling".

Immediately when everyone looked at these two things, they all bared their teeth and clenched their mouths, covered their noses and eyebrows, and no one would give him that bag of cigarettes.So he asked Ma Huaer to pack it up, put it in the incense, and asked him to light it himself.Master Shi ate this bag of cigarettes, and the conversation became more and more joyful. He said that this year's Huimo article is true to everyone, and that article should be excellent; why did his fellow countryman win two, one is his co-case, and the other is another. his cousin.He only cared about this conversation, but he delayed putting out the cigarette, and he didn't know it when it was out, so he kept his mouth shut and sucked hard from his throat.At this moment, he was snoring, and he had already swallowed a tube of saliva.

The master saw that the master's cigarette was extinguished, and he was about to ask someone to take incense, but it happened that the mahuaer was not in front of him for a while.When I turned around, I saw my eldest sister standing there. Mr. An has been loyal to others all his life. He never knew what it means to lose his temper. Light up the master's cigarette." This was his life!Immediately, he was so anxious that his face was hot and the tips of his hands were cold, he expected that there was no place to drill.I had no choice but to bring the incense plate, and wanted to dodge and move around, making a "cover your ears and set off a firecracker", and just let go to order.How could it be that the cigarette pipe in the master's hand trembled, and the incense coil in his hand trembled too, trembling twice, and couldn't get it together again.

The old man looked at it and said, "I don't know how to smoke, that's all, why are you not good at lighting cigarettes for others? Just hold the cigarette bag with that hand and light it." The old man pointed out.Only then did he "throw the dice in the vat - he didn't run away", so helpless, he could only hold the breath in his nose and blow out of his mouth, and only pinched the stem of the pipe with two fingers to light it.It happened that the oily silk smoke was damp, at this moment, Master Shi still freed his mouth to spit at the underground "quack card", and it took a long time before he lit it.At this moment, he loosened the cigarette pouch, twisted his body, and lifted the curtain as if he had released the amnesty of Jiaotian.When he went out, he dropped the incense tray and ran away after looking around.The uncle and wife only pointed at him from the glass and smiled secretly, but he didn't pay attention, and flew away with his neck stuck.

Here, Master Shi finished his bag of cigarettes before putting on his hat and leaving.Mr. An is very kind to his master. Seeing that the hat loop of Mr. Shi is really falling off, thinking that the disheveled clothes are also the fault of friends, he said: "Brother, don't be too busy, fasten the hat loop." He never remonstrated Ruliu hastily stretched out her long nails that were stained with mud, also wanting to grab the button.It's just something soaked in sweat, and it's easy to not move. How can he be able to move up and down freely?With a little effort, it's two pieces.Master An was really disturbed.He held his hat with one hand and grabbed the loop of the hat with the other without incident, and said: "Sleep, sleep, sleep." (Sleep, please.)
Just said goodbye and left.At such a time, the little Haba dog raised by Mr. An happened to run over from the backyard. When he saw Mr. Shi, he jumped forward and back and bit him.

At present, Master An still asked someone to open the screen, and he personally sent it to the waist room before returning.He also asked the young master to follow him to the study and thank the master.The women inside rushed to guard the ground with sawdust.The girls took another hand stove and burned a piece of charcoal.Grab a handful of bar incense.burning.Liang Cai's family took the tea bowl and washed it again and again, and put it under the flower tree in the backyard.Just as he was busy, Mr. An came in and asked, "Why did the guests leave, and suddenly started sweeping the floor and burning incense?" Mrs. An could only vaguely say: "My relatives and elder sister came back to lend our place to be the master, don't they clean it for others? Are you sweeping the floor?"

Master An also believed it.

(End of this chapter)