Heroes of the Sons and Daughters

Chapter 113 A Little Scholar Becomes a Master of the World

Chapter 113 A Little Scholar Becomes a Master of the World
Everyone went all the way to the Temple of Heavenly Kings.As soon as he entered, Mr. An saw that there were two ghosts under the feet of the statue, so he thought otherwise, and said, "Why do you have to teach God so much!" Cheng Xianggong said: "Why doesn't the old man know this? This is the wind The four heavenly kings of wind, tune, rain, and shun." The old man asked, "Why do you think it is wind, tune, rain, and shun?"

Cheng Xianggong said: "Wow! The one holding the steel-edged sword is a 'wind'; the one holding the pipa, the strings of which need to be tuned to play, isn't it a 'tune'? The one holding the umbrella It's a 'rain'." Although Master An is full of knowledge, he has always been modest in his knowledge. Hearing this, before he finished speaking, he nodded again and again and said: "There is some truth in what he said." Because he asked again: "That King Shun Tian How do you speak the Fa?"

When Cheng Xianggong asked, he rolled his eyes and thought for a long time, and said, "Exactly, he only held a big snake full of length in his hand. I don't know why he is called Shuntian King." Liu Zhu'er said, "That's not the case." Long worm, people say it's a flower tiger." The master said: "I don't think so." Because he twisted his beard and looked at Huizi, he said, "Oh, according to my opinion, this thing is not only a flower tiger, but also a snake. I'm afraid it's the mirage of 'a pheasant enters the great water as a mirage' that coincides with the word 'shun' of King Shuntian." Cheng Xianggong said: "Old man is here again, the word 'phantom' to the south of us is pronounced Shangsheng,' How can the word Shun be pronounced in the same tone as Qu Sheng?" The master said, "Ah! Brother Shi, since you know that the word 'phantom' is pronounced in the upper tone, don't you know that this character is 'Eleven Zhen', 'Ten Erzhen' and the two rhymes are synonymous again!"

The master only cared about Brother Heshi's research on wind, tune, rain, and smoothness, so the family members had to follow behind and stop. In addition, they surrounded a large circle to listen to the excitement, and blocked the main intersection of the entrance of the Palace of Heavenly Kings. up.I could only hear a person behind shouting: "Walking around! Walking around! If you want to pay attention to this, find a school in your own home and talk about it! This temple is a place where everyone rides everyone's horses." Let everyone be lively and lively, and don't invite complaints!" The master left quickly.Cheng Xianggong was still there to inquire and heard: "What is 'lively eyes'?" Hua Zhong gave him a hand and said, "Let's go! My uncle!" As he said, he went out of the back door of the Temple of Heaven and looked at him. See that main hall.I saw a narrow road in the middle, leading directly to the platform of the main hall.On both sides of the Yong Road, there are sellers of estimated clothes, zero-cut materials, silver-clad jewelry, and burning goods, and there are also some broken goods stalls on the steps.Master An didn't care to look carefully, and walked along the corridor to the platform.I saw a big iron incense burner and a big incense pool in front of the hall, but there was a fence on the door of the hall to prevent people from entering.Those incense burners only lit incense in the yard, held up their heads and kowtowed, and then left the incense in the pond, but threw the writing paper wrapped in incense all over the ground. .

When the master saw it, he immediately became uneasy and shouted, "ah, ah! What kind of incense are these people who have written down the legacy of the ancestors, but what kind of incense are they here to burn?" Then he asked Hua Zhong to say, "quickly take these The writing paper was picked up for them, and sent to the furnace for incineration." Hua Zhong said in his heart, "Okay, we men don't know whether we are visiting temples today, or picking poor people!" But the master ordered, no Fa'er, we had to be kidnapped and sent to the furnace for incineration.The master was afraid that everyone's picking would not be clean, so he dragged Cheng Xianggong and brought the little boy Ma Hua'er, but he couldn't pick one by one with his hairy waist.

Looking at the incense burners again, he said, "You guys, peel off this paper, and just throw it in the furnace and burn it." Some of the people believed this, and some pretended to ignore him and laughed at him as a nerd.Who would have thought that this nerdy stupefaction of his is actually the merit of "reciting a thousand voices to the Buddha and burning ten thousand sticks of incense"!

But Mr. An said that after picking up the writing paper, he was tired and sweaty, and was taking out a small towel to wipe it.Cheng Xianggong shouted again: "Old man, we want to see Mr. Huang after all." The master was surprised: "Which Mr. Huang?" Hua Zhong said: "Master is talking about Tian Qi." Mr. An said: "Emperor Dongyue He is a god of Zhendan who developed all things, why did you suddenly call him Master Huang, what is the basis for this?" Cheng Xianggong said: "This is also in the "Fengshen Yanyi"." The master was stunned I was stunned, and said: "But the wind, tune, rain, and smoothness you just mentioned are also based on the textual research in "Fengshen Yanyi"? I have been deliberating for a long time. How can I say this!"

After saying that, when he didn't reach the main hall, he came back and stood on the corridor, looking at the Temple of the God of Wealth and the Hall of Empresses on both sides.I saw that the person who was eyeing money in this temple gave up a sling of incense money and took a paper ingot, saying it was to borrow money; the person who tied the dolls in the temple sent a litter of pigs and dogs in mud , Said it was a wishful thinking, no men and no women, rubbing shoulders and backs, crowded together in one place.When the master saw it, he said, "We don't seem to have to crowd around with these people." How could Cheng Xianggong not only visit the Temple of Wealth and the Hall of Empresses, but also visit the 72nd Division? Looking at the master, he kept grinning and sighing.

Seeing the scene, the master called Hua Zhong and said, "You are walking with the master, and I can't accompany you anymore. Let me be quiet here." Pointing to Mahua'er, he said, "Take him too. After hearing this, Hua Zhong gave the master a horse mattress to spread behind a stone monument in the shade of a tree, and asked Liu Zhu'er to take a bowl and pack a pot on his back, and pour a bowl of tea on the tea soup pot over there.The master said: "No, you give me all these odds and ends, Suoxing, and you go to yours." Seeing the master's order, everyone had to go.

The old man was left alone here, sitting bored, suddenly thought: "Why don't you turn to the front of the stele and read the inscriptions? Also check and find out which dynasty and generation this temple was built in." Thinking of this, he stood up and recited it backwards. He walked over with his hands and raised his face to look at the inscription.I just read a line, only to hear a sudden buzzing sound from behind, and felt a person throwing himself on the back, and immediately put his arms around his neck, and called out: "Ai yo! My dear!" The master was caught off guard. This time, there was almost no somersault.

I was shocked at the moment, and thought to myself: "I have never played jokes with others, and no one has ever played jokes with me, but who is this?" I was about to ask, but fortunately, the man let go of the hug.The master hurriedly turned around, not wanting that the person couldn't dodge alone, and when he fell down, it hit the corn on the master's foot again, the master held his foot in pain and let out a "ouch".After the pain, I took a closer look, and it turned out to be the group of women who tied the dolls in the Empress Hall just now.The leader was a short, fat woman in her forties, wearing a short cotton shirt and dragging a pair of thin shoes.The master turned around to meet him, and he felt the smell of wine and garlic pouring straight into his nose, mixed with a hot body odor.I looked behind him again, and there was a group of young women following him, all of them with pink faces and oily heads, and their voices were provocative. Not to mention his appearance, just looking at his attire, no one was quiet.

How did Master An see this battle?Immediately frightened, she just said, "This, this, how do you say this?" But the fat woman also felt that her face was a little bit awkward, so she heard him chattering: "There! It wasn't all of us just now. Did you come out of the empress hall? I saw you raising your forehead and staring at the top of the stele. I only looked at the strange thing on it, and raised your forehead and looked up. Look, as you walk forward, there is a stray dog ​​crawling under your feet in a daze, telling me to make his paws with a single kick. If it’s a good thing I slipped away and grabbed you, I didn’t call him Respect me, be good, I must be making a mess of myself! You still say it!"

At this time, the master has a lot of truths in his stomach, and he has such a sea of ​​knowledge. If he wants to say a word, he can't do it.He was so angry that he trembled wildly, his eyes were fixed, and he was about to have an attack.Suddenly, I saw a young daughter-in-law coming by next to me, wearing a half jacket with a big Ruyi hair on the shoulders and a water red lining West Lake-colored Puyuan silk. She didn't wear a skirt underneath, and the half of her body was exposed, and the three pieces were inlaid against each other. The blue crepe loose trousers are faded, and under the trousers are a pair of small red satin shoes with high bridge soles.Holding a long cigarette pouch in his right hand, a peach red embroidered handkerchief is draped under his wrist, but fastened to the bracelet at an oblique point; Held on a hemp straw stick.Her curly hair is combed loosely, her face is clean, and her lips are dotted with cotton rouge.There is no need to speak, the two eyebrows are moving as if to speak; there is no need to tilt the ears, the two eyes are bright, as if to be obedient; no matter if you don’t speak, when you speak, there is a little sound in the nose and a little bit in the throat Tune.He saw the short and fat woman cooperating with Mr. An, so he came up to him, looked Mr. An up and down, pushed the woman away, then looked at Mr. An with a smile and said, "Master, don't worry about him, he Drinking two cups of cats is like this. There are also people who made other people's feet to be criticized by others? Look, someone's new boots have been kicked with muddy footprints. How do you say that! You always give me Take this handful of flowers, and I'll dust you off!" Then he put the flowers in his hand on Mr. An's shoulder.If the master didn't pick it up, he was afraid that he would drop it on the ground and cause trouble, so he was flustered, so he took it.At this moment, he knelt down and took his handkerchief and wiped the mud off the master's boots.As long as he squatted down, Mr. An felt a strange smell, like raw musk, and like pine branches. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether it was fragrance or smell, sweetness or hala. All the way to the face.The master was about to step back, but he had already held his heel with one hand, and with a long cigarette pouch in his mouth, he raised his face and said, "You're trying to pry your legs!" At this moment, the master was only in a hurry. Jian'er was cold, and his heart was beating wildly. He had no choice but to say, "How dare you! How dare you!" He said, "What's the big deal? Everyone is out to have fun, don't pay attention!"

The master waited with difficulty for him to finish dusting the boot, let go of his hand and stood up.I was eager to hand back the grass flower in my hand to him so that I could leave, but he didn't pick up the flower and said, "Don't worry about it, I beg you to do something better." Digger, took off a yellow paper post from the top, and said in his mouth: "Old man, didn't you, the old general, pick up the writing paper on the platform? I looked at you so coldly, you are probably a fool I can read and write. I just asked for a sign in front of the old lady, and it was for the little people." As he spoke, he whispered under the ear of Mr. An: "Look, I have something to say. We haven't seen each other for a month, and we can't figure out whether it's illness or joy. Just look at it, what does the old lady say in this sign? Tell me!"

Look at this old man, he only clings to the two sentences of "people don't have faith, and they don't know what to do". Keep writing." Hearing the daughter-in-law ask him for advice, she couldn't help holding up a flower with one hand, and took a signed post with the other.Ke Nai was distracted and busy at this time, his vision was uncertain, and after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't understand anymore.It was hard to find the six words "Illness recovers, conceive a boy", and hurriedly said, "It's not a disease, it must be done." The daughter-in-law didn't understand this sentence, and said, "You always say that you are called What am I going to do?" Then came the master's honesty in a hurry, and said, "Congratulations." He liked it, and even took the sign post and the handful of flowers, and then he took it again. Handed over the signed post and said: "You old Suoxing put more effort into showing me whether you are a girl or a boy?"

Mr. An was really tortured by him, so he had to shout: "You must raise a boy." The group of women surrounded him with a bang when they saw the master's determination.Some pulled the daughter-in-law to say congratulations, and he also nodded his head and said, "Congratulations! This is the mercy of the old lady! It's thanks to the old man for being able to untie it!"

During the conversation, the group of women hurriedly looked for their autographs, and asked the master to tell the truth.The master was really stubborn, and even said: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, I know that the lady's lottery in this temple is very clever! Anyone who you come to ask for a lottery together must raise a boy."

Unexpectedly, there was an aunt from the Lingguan Temple in this group of people. He was wearing a two-blue crepe monk's robe, a pair of three-color inlaid monk's shoes, and a straw hat with white gauze fetus and Japanese satin coiled with gold thread. Hey, there are still two green silk plasters on the sun.He was also asking for an autograph to be tied on the top of his hat. Hearing what Mr. An said, he said, "Hey! Take it easy, old man! I'm a monk, and I'm not a housewife. You ask me to raise it here." Boy, are you going?" The little daughter-in-law and everyone hurriedly stopped and said, "Master Cheng, don't! How do people know that we came together?" The short and fat woman said to the sister-in-law: " Forget it, you didn’t invite grandma three or five times a year in your temple! How can I say it?” The aunt left Master An, and rushed to pinch the short and fat woman’s mouth, saying: “You want to give me this I sprinkle, I'm tearing your fat..."

Having just said this, another one went over to cover his mouth, and said: "In front of people who can read and write, don't play dirty, just watch people's jokes!" After talking, everyone laughed and ran away. The Temple of the God of Wealth has gone.The master suffered from this hot spot, and he didn't want the eldest sister to light that bag of cigarettes for Master Cheng in his heart!This is probably a small retribution!
(End of this chapter)

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