Marriage scheming ①: Mysterious husband does not meet

Chapter 275

This tribe is located near the equator, and the weather is very hot. Even though it was late at night, Yin Ziran still couldn't sleep.


Faintly hearing rustling sounds from the roof of the bamboo building, he couldn't help becoming vigilant, is it a mouse?snake?Or other beasts?This is a tropical rainforest, so it is hard to guarantee that there will be no dangerous animals.


There is a skylight on the roof, he thought for a while, brought a big wooden bucket for bathing, filled it with hot water, if any beast really fell, scald its body first.


Holding a wooden stick in his hand, he hid in a dark corner and waited quietly.


The skylight opened, and a faint moonlight shone in. Immediately afterwards, something fell from the sky and fell into the bucket accurately.


"Ah—" The scream cut through the silent night...


The valley shook.


The tribal people didn't know what happened, so they surrounded Yin Ziran's room tightly.


Chief Hega, Leng Yan and others were at the front. To prevent danger, Leng Yan prevented the only one from going forward. Several men took out their self-defense pistols and slowly approached the door, kicked open the door, and pointed their guns inside. "do not move!"


"Stupid, if it's a beast, can you understand your words?" The only one who watched the stupid actions of the men whispered.


Hearing that there was no movement inside, everyone rushed up and went directly into the bedroom. The scene inside was really eye-opening.


Lusa was lying on the floor soaked, with a big bathtub beside him, while Yin Ziran was standing beside him at a loss.


"You... this is..." Hega asked suspiciously.


"She..." Yin Ziran didn't know how to explain it.


Lusha whimpered and jumped ahead of him, "Wow, Mommy, it's all his fault! He insisted on taking a bath, but I refused, and he still forced me, woo, causing me to fall on the ground. In the bathtub, I was scalded to death! Woohoo, my butt/ass is scalded!"


"Pfft", Yin Xiaozhuo couldn't help laughing, he knew it was a lie as soon as he heard it, but this lie was very interesting.


Yin Ziran frowned to explain, "Patriarch, I..."


Yin Xiaozhuo hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, Ziran, why are you still called the patriarch? It's time to call me Mommy!"


Yin Ziran wished to kill Yin Xiaozhuo, but the current situation forced him to bite the bullet and shout, "Mommy, it's actually like this..."


"Oh, don't explain, young couple, what's the explanation! I believe the patriarch won't blame you, be careful next time and be gentle!" Yin Ziran's words were interrupted by Yin Xiaozhuo again. When he said this, Yin Xiaozhuo almost burst out laughing.


Hega also smiled, "Okay, it's late at night, stop making trouble, Martha, go and get the medicine for scalding, let them apply it themselves, let's all go back and rest!"


The tribe returned to its original tranquility. After asking Martha's maid to put down the scalding medicine, she pursed her lips and closed the door with a smile.


Yin Ziran looked at the ridicule in Martha's eyes, and felt angry. It's over now. It's spread all over the tribe. How can he go out to meet people tomorrow?Damn woman, I can't think of any excuses, come up with a mandarin/duck/bath!

"Hey, what are you looking at? You are not responsible for what you caused!" Lu Sha was flushed all over, like a boiled scarf, and she didn't know if there would be scars. If there were scars, Yin Ziran would dislike her even more. up!Bad luck!

"What am I responsible for?" Yin Ziran retorted angrily.


"Hey, you are finally willing to talk to me? Congratulations on your rapid progress in English within a month!" She said sarcastically, sweating in her heart. The fact is that her Chinese has improved rapidly. Well, she can basically talk to Leng Yan and the others now. up.


Yin Ziran listened, jumped on/bed, and ignored her again.


"Hey! Are you really so cruel? I'm soaked and cold to death. Do you want me to catch a cold?" Lusha said fiercely.


Yin Ziran turned over, "If you're wet, you can take it off by yourself and don't wear it, I just don't want to look at it, and besides, no one has the desire/desire to look at your broken figure."


"You..." Lusha rolled her eyes angrily, and looked down at herself flushed all over, "Look at you, you burned my whole body red and swollen, you don't rub the medicine on me, do you want me to leave a scar? If you leave a scar If I can't get married, I will depend on you if I can't get married, and I won't divorce you after two years, and I will delay you for the rest of my life!"


Yin Ziran snorted disdainfully, "Whatever you want, we will leave in a few days, you can do whatever you like!"


"Don't worry, I will follow you. I will go wherever you go. If you want to go back to China, I will go back to China with you. If you go to the moon in a spaceship, I will change into Chang'e and wait for you in the moon palace!" Lu Sha found herself very anxious. Progress, Chinese classical culture is also quite proficient.


"Then where do I go to the men's room?" Yin Ziran turned around and asked.


"According to the truth!"


"Aren't you afraid that people will laugh at you as a pervert?" Yin Ziran didn't even realize that he, who never talked to Lu Sha before, had already gotten into a fight with her.


"Don't worry, I have a police officer's certificate. I will point a gun at you to urinate. If someone dares to make a sound, I will say that I am guarding the prisoner!" Lu Sha is secretly proud, Yin Ziran, if I don't catch you in this life, I will become me Prisoner, I, Lusha, the policeman, will be in vain!

(A certain author: By the way, Yin Ziran is really pitiful. Leng Yan is a man/favorite, so why can he only be a prisoner? Different people have different fates! Talk too much, flash. Show me PIA!)


Yin Ziran was speechless, "Just keep your marriage agreement and live. Don't think that I will be tempted by you. If you leave here, I will hide as far away as possible. Don't pester me!"


Lusha was about to burst into anger, "Who wants to pester you! If your brother hadn't said you were pitiful, and I happened to be looking for a fake groom, I wouldn't have married you!"


"My brother? What did he say?" Yin Ziran only felt a chill creeping up his vest, there must be nothing good to say!

Lusha stammered for a long time, and rushed out a sentence, "He said you don't / move, you are a poor wretch who doesn't want women!"


Yin Xiaozhuo!Either you die or I die!Yin Ziran's lungs were on fire.



(End of this chapter)