My sister is Daji
Chapter 199 Stumbling blocks on the road to weight loss
Chapter 199 Stumbling blocks on the road to weight loss
After returning from Sanyang Palace, Hu Tianzun took Jiang Yi to the Fox Immortal Altar and told the ancestors the good news.
Later, she was called to her small building by Fox Tianzun to explain some precautions for being a young Tianzun.
It can be summed up in four sentences: To be a low-key person, don't laugh wildly in front of others, if you are too arrogant, you will be sap.
It was already night when we returned to Luoxia Peak, so Jiang Yi closed the door and began to learn magic methods.
After all, the old lunatic Xie Tongtian said that if he didn't reach the third evil realm within a month, he would take the Daji sacrificial flag.
In order to prevent his beloved senior sister from going to the west for no reason, Jiang Yi had no choice but to wrong himself and practice magic in the remaining days.
This was the first time he practiced the magic way, and he still felt a little ashamed about the practice of the magic way. It took him a long time of psychological construction before he convinced himself.
With all four feet facing the sky, he spit out a mouthful of foul air, and his body flew into the air, suspended in the air.
He took a deep breath, and really felt a faint blue breath penetrate into his body.
After touching for about half an hour, Jiang Yi felt that the devil energy in his body was already full.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a knock on the door: "My lord, are you inside?"
Needless to say, it must be Hu Xiaolu who came.
Jiang Yi stopped practicing immediately, but as soon as he stopped his movements, he fell from mid-air, hit the bed heavily, and then rolled off the bed.
"Ouch."
Hu Xiaolu pushed in the door, at this time she turned into a girl again.
A flower skirt, two small braids, after evolution, the appearance has become a little bigger, and the figure has changed a little.
"My lord, what's the matter with you?" Hu Xiaolu went to help Jiang Yi up.
Jiang Yi waved his hand and said, "I accidentally fell off the bed, my old waist seems to be injured."
Hu Xiaolu took out a bottle and said to Jiang Yi, "Why don't you eat one of these."
"What kind of medicine is this, it can cure low back pain?"
Hu Xiaolu said seriously: "Liuweiguihuangwan."
Jiang Yi jumped up: "I hurt my back, not because of weakness... But then again, why do you have this medicine?"
Hu Xiaolu smiled and said, "It was given to me by the Sea Cat Fairy, who said that the red-haired monkey is always pestering me, so I will need it sooner or later."
Jiang Yi snatched the medicine bottle at once: "Don't listen to that dead cat's nonsense, you don't need this kind of thing that is not suitable for young foxes."
Hu Xiaolu said aggrievedly: "But Xiaolu has evolved, and is no longer a child with only 500 years of practice."
Jiang Yi thought to himself: 500 years of practice, if this is a human race, she is already an old witch.
But looking at the innocent and cute fox Xiaolu, he wondered, "How did you transform into a human form today? I haven't said it many times, I don't have those weird hobbies."
"No." Hu Xiaolu shook his head, "Since the evolution, I found that it is much easier to transform into a human form than before. I want to transform into a human form more, and then learn some makeup from Sister Daji, so that I can look beautiful every day. "
The corner of Jiang Yi's mouth twitched: "You can't learn something better with your senior sister, what's the use of learning those fancy things."
As soon as these words came out, he suddenly felt that he was exuding the brilliance of the head teacher.
He quickly shook his head and said, "Ahem... A scholar dies for a confidant, and a fox looks for a person who pleases himself. After all, you are no longer a five-hundred-year-old child, and it is understandable that you like to dress up. But should you think about it? Lose weight first."
"Hehe." Hu Xiaolu lowered his head and smiled awkwardly, "Actually, the reason why I came to see the master is because I just caught a fat pheasant, and I want the master to make roast chicken for me."
Jiang Yi let out a long sigh.
I am really a stumbling block on Hu Xiaolu's weight loss journey.
He went out with Hu Xiaolu, and saw a fat pheasant under the flower stand.
He picked up the pheasant, but he was a little surprised, why did the pheasant look a little strange.
She was covered in green feathers, with a purple crown, a slender tail, and three legs. When her two round eyes stared at Jiang Yi, her whole body trembled.
"Uh... Xiaolu, are you sure it's a pheasant?" Jiang Yi looked at the fat pheasant, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.
"Sure." Hu Xiaolu said and took a bite of the fat pheasant's buttocks, and the fat pheasant really "clucked".
"Looking at it this way, it is indeed a pheasant."
Jiang Yi was about to sharpen his knife and rush at the fat chicken, but when the pheasant struggled, it spit out a ball of gold paper from its mouth.
"Master, what is that?" Hu Xiaolu leaned over.
Jiang Yi picked up the sticky gold paper and opened it with disgust, and there was a letter inside.
The letter reads: The master is above, and the apprentice Longji bows down.It has been a while since I was sent back to Kunlun Palace by Fox Tianzun.The depression in the palace is hard to describe.I hope Master will visit Kunlun Palace and talk about the boringness of my life.
"So this pheasant is delivering a letter to that brat Longji." Jiang Yi muttered to himself.
Hu Xiaolu heard it, and said puzzledly: "Why did Princess Longji call you Master Master?"
"It's a long story."
At this time, the fat chicken in his hand cried out: "Mr. Jiang, please save me quickly, that dead fox wants to eat me."
what?
Jiang Yi looked at the fat chicken carefully: "You can actually talk, could it be that the pheasant has become a genius."
Fat Chicken shook his head and said, "I am the Jade Bird of Kunlun Palace, specially for giving letters."
"Then why didn't you say earlier that there was a misunderstanding?"
The blue bird said helplessly: "When we flew to Luoxia Peak, we were caught by this fox. I was holding a letter, but I was frightened by it, so I swallowed the letter and stuck it in my throat. Unable to speak."
It turned out that the "clack" sound it made was to cough up the letter.
After hearing this, Hu Xiaolu scratched the back of her head in embarrassment, and said, "My lord, I'm really hungry."
"Okay, I'll cook something for you right now." Jiang Yi said to Qingniao, "The visitor is a guest, do you want to eat something too?"
Blue Bird looked at Jiang Yi vigilantly, always worried that he was going to turn himself into the kitchen to cook, and hurriedly said: "I still have something to do, so I won't eat this meal. You saved me today, and the future will last forever, and I will report it if I have a destiny."
Jiang Yi thought about it, repaying if there is a fate, this is the same as a friend from the previous life saying that he will treat you to dinner another day.
It's all far away.
The blue bird was about to fly away, Jiang Yi grabbed its tail feathers. The blue bird itself was fat and poorly balanced. Being pulled, it fell from mid-air and hit its head down, making its face look ashamed.
"It's better to hit the sun every other day. Do me a favor. I heard that you often give letters to lovers?"
Jiang Yi remembered an ancient poem that said, "There are no many ways to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is so attentive to visit."
It has always been a legend that the blue bird carries a letter to tease love. Now that a real blue bird is caught, we can see if the legend is true.
Qingniao shook her head, shook off the dust, and said, "Honestly speaking, which girl do you have a crush on, and you want me to send a love letter?"
Jiang Yi shook his head: "Of course not."
The one I love is right next door, why bother to find this fat chicken to give it to me.
"I have a friend who wants to send a letter to her beloved." Jiang Yi previously lied to the patriarch of the fish-human tribe, Wuxia, that he was a friend of his old lover Jiutoujiao, so he enlisted a messenger to help him deliver the letter. thing.
This chapter begins and enters the third volume "The Quicksand Desert".Jiang Yi's first mission after becoming the Young Heavenly Venerable was to bring the disciples of the Shaofu to the Quicksand Desert to eradicate the Xuanwu Envoy of the Wan Yao Sect. (Jiang Yi: Uh...you may not believe it when you tell me, I am leading a group of people to eradicate myself.)
(End of this chapter)
After returning from Sanyang Palace, Hu Tianzun took Jiang Yi to the Fox Immortal Altar and told the ancestors the good news.
Later, she was called to her small building by Fox Tianzun to explain some precautions for being a young Tianzun.
It can be summed up in four sentences: To be a low-key person, don't laugh wildly in front of others, if you are too arrogant, you will be sap.
It was already night when we returned to Luoxia Peak, so Jiang Yi closed the door and began to learn magic methods.
After all, the old lunatic Xie Tongtian said that if he didn't reach the third evil realm within a month, he would take the Daji sacrificial flag.
In order to prevent his beloved senior sister from going to the west for no reason, Jiang Yi had no choice but to wrong himself and practice magic in the remaining days.
This was the first time he practiced the magic way, and he still felt a little ashamed about the practice of the magic way. It took him a long time of psychological construction before he convinced himself.
With all four feet facing the sky, he spit out a mouthful of foul air, and his body flew into the air, suspended in the air.
He took a deep breath, and really felt a faint blue breath penetrate into his body.
After touching for about half an hour, Jiang Yi felt that the devil energy in his body was already full.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a knock on the door: "My lord, are you inside?"
Needless to say, it must be Hu Xiaolu who came.
Jiang Yi stopped practicing immediately, but as soon as he stopped his movements, he fell from mid-air, hit the bed heavily, and then rolled off the bed.
"Ouch."
Hu Xiaolu pushed in the door, at this time she turned into a girl again.
A flower skirt, two small braids, after evolution, the appearance has become a little bigger, and the figure has changed a little.
"My lord, what's the matter with you?" Hu Xiaolu went to help Jiang Yi up.
Jiang Yi waved his hand and said, "I accidentally fell off the bed, my old waist seems to be injured."
Hu Xiaolu took out a bottle and said to Jiang Yi, "Why don't you eat one of these."
"What kind of medicine is this, it can cure low back pain?"
Hu Xiaolu said seriously: "Liuweiguihuangwan."
Jiang Yi jumped up: "I hurt my back, not because of weakness... But then again, why do you have this medicine?"
Hu Xiaolu smiled and said, "It was given to me by the Sea Cat Fairy, who said that the red-haired monkey is always pestering me, so I will need it sooner or later."
Jiang Yi snatched the medicine bottle at once: "Don't listen to that dead cat's nonsense, you don't need this kind of thing that is not suitable for young foxes."
Hu Xiaolu said aggrievedly: "But Xiaolu has evolved, and is no longer a child with only 500 years of practice."
Jiang Yi thought to himself: 500 years of practice, if this is a human race, she is already an old witch.
But looking at the innocent and cute fox Xiaolu, he wondered, "How did you transform into a human form today? I haven't said it many times, I don't have those weird hobbies."
"No." Hu Xiaolu shook his head, "Since the evolution, I found that it is much easier to transform into a human form than before. I want to transform into a human form more, and then learn some makeup from Sister Daji, so that I can look beautiful every day. "
The corner of Jiang Yi's mouth twitched: "You can't learn something better with your senior sister, what's the use of learning those fancy things."
As soon as these words came out, he suddenly felt that he was exuding the brilliance of the head teacher.
He quickly shook his head and said, "Ahem... A scholar dies for a confidant, and a fox looks for a person who pleases himself. After all, you are no longer a five-hundred-year-old child, and it is understandable that you like to dress up. But should you think about it? Lose weight first."
"Hehe." Hu Xiaolu lowered his head and smiled awkwardly, "Actually, the reason why I came to see the master is because I just caught a fat pheasant, and I want the master to make roast chicken for me."
Jiang Yi let out a long sigh.
I am really a stumbling block on Hu Xiaolu's weight loss journey.
He went out with Hu Xiaolu, and saw a fat pheasant under the flower stand.
He picked up the pheasant, but he was a little surprised, why did the pheasant look a little strange.
She was covered in green feathers, with a purple crown, a slender tail, and three legs. When her two round eyes stared at Jiang Yi, her whole body trembled.
"Uh... Xiaolu, are you sure it's a pheasant?" Jiang Yi looked at the fat pheasant, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.
"Sure." Hu Xiaolu said and took a bite of the fat pheasant's buttocks, and the fat pheasant really "clucked".
"Looking at it this way, it is indeed a pheasant."
Jiang Yi was about to sharpen his knife and rush at the fat chicken, but when the pheasant struggled, it spit out a ball of gold paper from its mouth.
"Master, what is that?" Hu Xiaolu leaned over.
Jiang Yi picked up the sticky gold paper and opened it with disgust, and there was a letter inside.
The letter reads: The master is above, and the apprentice Longji bows down.It has been a while since I was sent back to Kunlun Palace by Fox Tianzun.The depression in the palace is hard to describe.I hope Master will visit Kunlun Palace and talk about the boringness of my life.
"So this pheasant is delivering a letter to that brat Longji." Jiang Yi muttered to himself.
Hu Xiaolu heard it, and said puzzledly: "Why did Princess Longji call you Master Master?"
"It's a long story."
At this time, the fat chicken in his hand cried out: "Mr. Jiang, please save me quickly, that dead fox wants to eat me."
what?
Jiang Yi looked at the fat chicken carefully: "You can actually talk, could it be that the pheasant has become a genius."
Fat Chicken shook his head and said, "I am the Jade Bird of Kunlun Palace, specially for giving letters."
"Then why didn't you say earlier that there was a misunderstanding?"
The blue bird said helplessly: "When we flew to Luoxia Peak, we were caught by this fox. I was holding a letter, but I was frightened by it, so I swallowed the letter and stuck it in my throat. Unable to speak."
It turned out that the "clack" sound it made was to cough up the letter.
After hearing this, Hu Xiaolu scratched the back of her head in embarrassment, and said, "My lord, I'm really hungry."
"Okay, I'll cook something for you right now." Jiang Yi said to Qingniao, "The visitor is a guest, do you want to eat something too?"
Blue Bird looked at Jiang Yi vigilantly, always worried that he was going to turn himself into the kitchen to cook, and hurriedly said: "I still have something to do, so I won't eat this meal. You saved me today, and the future will last forever, and I will report it if I have a destiny."
Jiang Yi thought about it, repaying if there is a fate, this is the same as a friend from the previous life saying that he will treat you to dinner another day.
It's all far away.
The blue bird was about to fly away, Jiang Yi grabbed its tail feathers. The blue bird itself was fat and poorly balanced. Being pulled, it fell from mid-air and hit its head down, making its face look ashamed.
"It's better to hit the sun every other day. Do me a favor. I heard that you often give letters to lovers?"
Jiang Yi remembered an ancient poem that said, "There are no many ways to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is so attentive to visit."
It has always been a legend that the blue bird carries a letter to tease love. Now that a real blue bird is caught, we can see if the legend is true.
Qingniao shook her head, shook off the dust, and said, "Honestly speaking, which girl do you have a crush on, and you want me to send a love letter?"
Jiang Yi shook his head: "Of course not."
The one I love is right next door, why bother to find this fat chicken to give it to me.
"I have a friend who wants to send a letter to her beloved." Jiang Yi previously lied to the patriarch of the fish-human tribe, Wuxia, that he was a friend of his old lover Jiutoujiao, so he enlisted a messenger to help him deliver the letter. thing.
This chapter begins and enters the third volume "The Quicksand Desert".Jiang Yi's first mission after becoming the Young Heavenly Venerable was to bring the disciples of the Shaofu to the Quicksand Desert to eradicate the Xuanwu Envoy of the Wan Yao Sect. (Jiang Yi: Uh...you may not believe it when you tell me, I am leading a group of people to eradicate myself.)
(End of this chapter)
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