Xuannv Heart Sutra
Chapter 556 Lip Print Incident
Chapter 556 Lip Print Incident (1)
"Stupid boy, you're back, what's the matter? You look listless? Could it be that Zhang Liangdi's woman squeezed you dry?" Liu Yaoxie laughed when he saw Li Wei coming at the gate of the platoon gang's main altar.
"Senior Liu, don't make fun of Wei Er, this is the Juque Sword." Seeing Liu Yaoxie, Li Wei had a wry smile on his face. Liu Yaoxie was killed.
Liu Yaoxie grabbed the giant sword and pulled it out, a flash of light flashed, and the giant sword made a crisp buzzing sound after it was unsheathed, "Good sword! It's a peerless sword collected for the Li family of the Tang Dynasty , the Juyu sword ranks seventh in the weapon list, which is four places behind the Longyuan sword. It would be great if it was the Longyuan sword. Unfortunately, the Longyuan sword is a family heirloom of the Li family of the Tang Dynasty, so it is impossible to give it away It’s for outsiders, but it’s good to have this giant sword, boy, I’ll keep the giant sword for you first, and I’ll hand it over to you after a while, so go back and rest if you have nothing to do! The two little girls of Murong’s family have taken care of you It's been a long time, I guess after you go back hehe"
Seeing Liu Yaoxie's wretched smile, Li Wei really wanted to punch him. I really hope that Liu Yaoxie didn't speak ill of himself to the two little girls, Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun. He couldn't even get on the bed, and after giving Liu Yaoxie a hard look, Li Wei strode away, he really didn't want to stay alone with Liu Yaoxie.
"Smelly boy, I hurt you for nothing, and I blow my beard and stare at me, hum! If I didn't see you listless, I would definitely beat you up." Seeing the back of Li Wei leaving, Liu Yaoxie He stomped his feet fiercely. Fortunately, he didn't use his internal energy. Otherwise, the disciples of the gang would have to repair the gate again tomorrow. However, even if Liu Yaoxie didn't use his internal energy, his feet would still smash the ground a few times. A big crack came.
Back in his small yard, he saw the light in the room was slightly on, he knew that Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun hadn't fallen asleep yet, his scalp was a little numb, I really don't know wait for the two little girls to ask How should I explain to them when I got up, can I lie to them?Could it be that Liu Yaoxie has already betrayed himself?At that time, they will die miserably, but tell them the truth, will they lose their temper?Li Wei hesitated a little, and wanted to turn around and leave.
"Li Wei, don't just stand outside in a daze, look for yourself what time is it? Don't come in yet, why don't you come in after dawn?" Murong Ziyan's cold voice came from the room, and heard What Murong Ziyan said, Li Wei's face was almost full of bitterness, there was absolutely nothing good waiting for him, Li Wei didn't believe that Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun waited for him until now to give them to him?Li Wei doesn't think he has such a great charm. If it's the little girl Murong Ziyun, Li Wei won't doubt it. As for the girl Murong Ziyan!impossible.
"Cousin, come in and go to bed soon, I can't sleep without you hugging me." Murong Ziyun's voice sounded lazy, and there was a bit of ambiguity in those words.
Li Wei bravely walked to the front of the room, pushed open the door, and saw Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun sitting at the table, Murong Ziyan had a gloomy expression, and Murong Ziyun had a weird expression. Is it okay?At this point, Li Wei had no choice but to back out, so he had to walk into the room.
"Ziyan, Ziyun, why don't you two rest so late? Women often stay up late, but it's easy to get old." Li Wei tried hard to change the atmosphere, but he only saw Murong Ziyan after talking. The eyes of Sister Murong Ziyun and Murong Ziyun were full of anger, murderous, and the target was themselves. Why did these two girls keep staring at their faces?Could it be that he has become handsome?
"Li Wei, tell me, where did you go so late?"
Murong Ziyun was more straightforward. He walked up to Li Wei, put his nose close to Li Wei's body, and kept smelling. Slowly, his pretty face became a little pale, "Cousin, do you really want to go to that dirty place?" Looking for a woman in a dirty place?"
Murong Ziyun's words made Li Wei a little confused, what kind of dirty place is there to find women?Did this girl think that going to a brothel would not work?The trouble is serious, it must not be Liu Yaoxie who is obstructing it!It seems that I haven't gone to a brothel to find a woman. Is it true that I am so miserable in the impression of Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun?
"Li Wei, what do you want me to say about you? The women in there can hum! Ziyun, don't stand in my way this time, I must eunuch him, how dare he go to fool around with those dirty women, What does he think of our two sisters? Worse than those?"
A radiant dagger appeared in Murong Ziyan's hands. Li Wei believed that the dagger could definitely kill people, let alone the little "chicken" on his body. Poor little "chicken", tonight I have only worked hard for more than four hours, is it possible that I will be separated from myself forever?How should I explain this to Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun? How did the damned Liu Yaoxie tell them that he went to the brothel to find such a thing?Wrong!The problem is that there is indeed a woman's scent on my body now, it is Zhang Liangdi's body fragrance, this is so hard to explain that Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun believe it.
"Li Wei, look for yourself, what are these things?" Murong Ziyan threw a bronze mirror into Li Wei's hand, and Li Wei took a look at the bronze mirror and was stunned. There are quite a few lip prints of Zhang Liangdi on her face. It's over. I couldn't wash it off even after jumping into the Yellow River this time. If I had known, I would find a place to take a bath before going home. I was doomed. No wonder Liu Yaoxie knew it when he saw him. I was fooling around with Zhang Liangdi tonight, so the evidence is so obvious, Li Wei hated Liu Yaoxie to death in his heart, the old man definitely harmed him on purpose.
"Cousin, you make Ziyun so sad, wouldn't you rather go to that kind of place to find those dirty women than find Ziyun to accompany you? Ziyun is so sad, so sad." Murong Ziyun burst into tears Looking at Li Wei, Li Wei's heart was broken by that appearance, why was he so unlucky tonight?
"Li Wei, won't you explain to us two?"
"Cousin, if you don't explain clearly tonight, Ziyun will never forgive you. You can't help but discuss it with our sisters! My sister and I are your women. Do you really want us? Will I still give it to you? Sister, do you think this makes sense?"
"En." Murong Ziyan nodded.
Li Wei opened his mouth wide, his teeth almost fell to the ground, would he really give them to him if he wanted them?Li Wei remembers it clearly. A few days ago, when he was about to have fun with the two sisters, he was beaten into a pig's head by Murong Ziyan. Did he really hear it wrong now?what is this?Amuse yourself?
"Cousin, you go take a shower first! It smells so bad, it smells weird." Murong Ziyun left Li Wei far away, covering his nose and mouth with his small hands, as if someone Li Wei Like some kind of contagious disease.
Hearing Murong Ziyan's words, Li ran away as desperately as if he was being pardoned. He didn't even take a change of clothes. Seeing Li Wei's embarrassed look, Murong Ziyan covered his mouth and started to laugh.
"Smelly girl, you always protect him like this. Be careful that he will become worse and worse in the future. In my opinion! Men don't have a good thing at all. If you want a man to be completely devoted to a woman, the best way is to put their Only if the root cause of doing evil is completely cut off." Looking at Li's back, Murong Ziyan gave a cold "hum".
"Sister, do you just believe what Senior Liu said, would my cousin really go to that kind of place to find a woman to satisfy his physical needs? I don't believe it, but, my cousin should have secretly gone out to have a tryst with his lover Oh, the smell left on my cousin just now is very familiar! It seems to be the smell left by the man and the woman, huh! Tonight, I have to teach my cousin a lesson, guard us two sisters, he How dare you go out and fool around with his lovers, sister, let's work together tonight to drain my cousin, so that he won't go out to find his lovers, okay?" Murong Ziyun's Little fists are waving in the air, and I don't know if Li will scream excitedly if he hears Murong Ziyun. If Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun really want to do that, Li will sleep You will wake up with a smile when you hear it. After enjoying the matter of twin sisters flying together, Li has enjoyed it once, but he has always missed that feeling very much.
How can you know the good and the bad if you lose your horse?
"Silly girl, are you punishing Li Wei by doing this?" Murong Ziyan looked at her younger sister, speechless, it seemed that this was simply rewarding Li Wei, where is punishment?
"Yeah, sister, think about it carefully, if the two of us work together to drain my cousin every night, won't my cousin have no way to go out and fool around with his lovers? Let's go out He has no way to satisfy those women. I believe that after a long time, those women will lose interest in him. In the end, he will stay at home obediently with the two of us. At that time, our two sisters will unite and ban him. Desire, with my cousin's lustful personality, tell me, sister, isn't this a punishment for my cousin?"
"Ziyun, are you really stupid, or are you just pretending to be stupid? Can the two of us deal with that? Don't forget, when he was outside Hezhou City that night, he almost fainted us two sisters." , exhausting the two of us, it's still just as majestic."
Murong Ziyan lowered her head, thought for a while, and said: "Sister, it seems that what you said is right! Then how should we punish my cousin? It can't be serious, it will make my cousin gradually alienate us It's useless, it's useless, he will still take the opportunity to sneak out and fool around with those women in the future, it's really troublesome, I should have gone to bed early, and it's like nothing happened, I'm trapped." Murong Ziyun beat He yawned, looking sleepy.
"In my opinion, let him be castrated! It's the safest way, my sister promises that he won't go out and fool around with those women in the future."
"No way! Elder sister, castrate my cousin, then we two sisters will be widows after that. Elder sister, have you forgotten the feeling of that night? It's very comfortable! I have long wanted to have fun with my cousin Yes, but sister, you have always refused to agree, now it’s all right, we let him endure it for more than ten days, and he couldn’t help but sneak out and mess around.”
"This doesn't work, that's okay, then Ziyun, tell me, what should we do? We can't let what happened tonight happen! Wouldn't that be too cheap for Li Wei?" Murong Ziyan didn't either. There is a solution, after all, the way she used to deal with it was to eunuch them and let them lose the things that harmed women, but now she can't eunuch Li Wei, she really has no way to punish Li Wei, eunuchs can't be eunuched, and even killing can't be done. Killed, this kind of brain-damaging thing is really not something she can think of as a killer. Killers have always been ruthless in everything they do. However, facing Li Wei, a stinky man, he can't be ruthless. It's tricky.
(End of this chapter)
"Stupid boy, you're back, what's the matter? You look listless? Could it be that Zhang Liangdi's woman squeezed you dry?" Liu Yaoxie laughed when he saw Li Wei coming at the gate of the platoon gang's main altar.
"Senior Liu, don't make fun of Wei Er, this is the Juque Sword." Seeing Liu Yaoxie, Li Wei had a wry smile on his face. Liu Yaoxie was killed.
Liu Yaoxie grabbed the giant sword and pulled it out, a flash of light flashed, and the giant sword made a crisp buzzing sound after it was unsheathed, "Good sword! It's a peerless sword collected for the Li family of the Tang Dynasty , the Juyu sword ranks seventh in the weapon list, which is four places behind the Longyuan sword. It would be great if it was the Longyuan sword. Unfortunately, the Longyuan sword is a family heirloom of the Li family of the Tang Dynasty, so it is impossible to give it away It’s for outsiders, but it’s good to have this giant sword, boy, I’ll keep the giant sword for you first, and I’ll hand it over to you after a while, so go back and rest if you have nothing to do! The two little girls of Murong’s family have taken care of you It's been a long time, I guess after you go back hehe"
Seeing Liu Yaoxie's wretched smile, Li Wei really wanted to punch him. I really hope that Liu Yaoxie didn't speak ill of himself to the two little girls, Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun. He couldn't even get on the bed, and after giving Liu Yaoxie a hard look, Li Wei strode away, he really didn't want to stay alone with Liu Yaoxie.
"Smelly boy, I hurt you for nothing, and I blow my beard and stare at me, hum! If I didn't see you listless, I would definitely beat you up." Seeing the back of Li Wei leaving, Liu Yaoxie He stomped his feet fiercely. Fortunately, he didn't use his internal energy. Otherwise, the disciples of the gang would have to repair the gate again tomorrow. However, even if Liu Yaoxie didn't use his internal energy, his feet would still smash the ground a few times. A big crack came.
Back in his small yard, he saw the light in the room was slightly on, he knew that Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun hadn't fallen asleep yet, his scalp was a little numb, I really don't know wait for the two little girls to ask How should I explain to them when I got up, can I lie to them?Could it be that Liu Yaoxie has already betrayed himself?At that time, they will die miserably, but tell them the truth, will they lose their temper?Li Wei hesitated a little, and wanted to turn around and leave.
"Li Wei, don't just stand outside in a daze, look for yourself what time is it? Don't come in yet, why don't you come in after dawn?" Murong Ziyan's cold voice came from the room, and heard What Murong Ziyan said, Li Wei's face was almost full of bitterness, there was absolutely nothing good waiting for him, Li Wei didn't believe that Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun waited for him until now to give them to him?Li Wei doesn't think he has such a great charm. If it's the little girl Murong Ziyun, Li Wei won't doubt it. As for the girl Murong Ziyan!impossible.
"Cousin, come in and go to bed soon, I can't sleep without you hugging me." Murong Ziyun's voice sounded lazy, and there was a bit of ambiguity in those words.
Li Wei bravely walked to the front of the room, pushed open the door, and saw Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun sitting at the table, Murong Ziyan had a gloomy expression, and Murong Ziyun had a weird expression. Is it okay?At this point, Li Wei had no choice but to back out, so he had to walk into the room.
"Ziyan, Ziyun, why don't you two rest so late? Women often stay up late, but it's easy to get old." Li Wei tried hard to change the atmosphere, but he only saw Murong Ziyan after talking. The eyes of Sister Murong Ziyun and Murong Ziyun were full of anger, murderous, and the target was themselves. Why did these two girls keep staring at their faces?Could it be that he has become handsome?
"Li Wei, tell me, where did you go so late?"
Murong Ziyun was more straightforward. He walked up to Li Wei, put his nose close to Li Wei's body, and kept smelling. Slowly, his pretty face became a little pale, "Cousin, do you really want to go to that dirty place?" Looking for a woman in a dirty place?"
Murong Ziyun's words made Li Wei a little confused, what kind of dirty place is there to find women?Did this girl think that going to a brothel would not work?The trouble is serious, it must not be Liu Yaoxie who is obstructing it!It seems that I haven't gone to a brothel to find a woman. Is it true that I am so miserable in the impression of Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun?
"Li Wei, what do you want me to say about you? The women in there can hum! Ziyun, don't stand in my way this time, I must eunuch him, how dare he go to fool around with those dirty women, What does he think of our two sisters? Worse than those?"
A radiant dagger appeared in Murong Ziyan's hands. Li Wei believed that the dagger could definitely kill people, let alone the little "chicken" on his body. Poor little "chicken", tonight I have only worked hard for more than four hours, is it possible that I will be separated from myself forever?How should I explain this to Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun? How did the damned Liu Yaoxie tell them that he went to the brothel to find such a thing?Wrong!The problem is that there is indeed a woman's scent on my body now, it is Zhang Liangdi's body fragrance, this is so hard to explain that Murong Ziyan and Murong Ziyun believe it.
"Li Wei, look for yourself, what are these things?" Murong Ziyan threw a bronze mirror into Li Wei's hand, and Li Wei took a look at the bronze mirror and was stunned. There are quite a few lip prints of Zhang Liangdi on her face. It's over. I couldn't wash it off even after jumping into the Yellow River this time. If I had known, I would find a place to take a bath before going home. I was doomed. No wonder Liu Yaoxie knew it when he saw him. I was fooling around with Zhang Liangdi tonight, so the evidence is so obvious, Li Wei hated Liu Yaoxie to death in his heart, the old man definitely harmed him on purpose.
"Cousin, you make Ziyun so sad, wouldn't you rather go to that kind of place to find those dirty women than find Ziyun to accompany you? Ziyun is so sad, so sad." Murong Ziyun burst into tears Looking at Li Wei, Li Wei's heart was broken by that appearance, why was he so unlucky tonight?
"Li Wei, won't you explain to us two?"
"Cousin, if you don't explain clearly tonight, Ziyun will never forgive you. You can't help but discuss it with our sisters! My sister and I are your women. Do you really want us? Will I still give it to you? Sister, do you think this makes sense?"
"En." Murong Ziyan nodded.
Li Wei opened his mouth wide, his teeth almost fell to the ground, would he really give them to him if he wanted them?Li Wei remembers it clearly. A few days ago, when he was about to have fun with the two sisters, he was beaten into a pig's head by Murong Ziyan. Did he really hear it wrong now?what is this?Amuse yourself?
"Cousin, you go take a shower first! It smells so bad, it smells weird." Murong Ziyun left Li Wei far away, covering his nose and mouth with his small hands, as if someone Li Wei Like some kind of contagious disease.
Hearing Murong Ziyan's words, Li ran away as desperately as if he was being pardoned. He didn't even take a change of clothes. Seeing Li Wei's embarrassed look, Murong Ziyan covered his mouth and started to laugh.
"Smelly girl, you always protect him like this. Be careful that he will become worse and worse in the future. In my opinion! Men don't have a good thing at all. If you want a man to be completely devoted to a woman, the best way is to put their Only if the root cause of doing evil is completely cut off." Looking at Li's back, Murong Ziyan gave a cold "hum".
"Sister, do you just believe what Senior Liu said, would my cousin really go to that kind of place to find a woman to satisfy his physical needs? I don't believe it, but, my cousin should have secretly gone out to have a tryst with his lover Oh, the smell left on my cousin just now is very familiar! It seems to be the smell left by the man and the woman, huh! Tonight, I have to teach my cousin a lesson, guard us two sisters, he How dare you go out and fool around with his lovers, sister, let's work together tonight to drain my cousin, so that he won't go out to find his lovers, okay?" Murong Ziyun's Little fists are waving in the air, and I don't know if Li will scream excitedly if he hears Murong Ziyun. If Murong Ziyan and sister Murong Ziyun really want to do that, Li will sleep You will wake up with a smile when you hear it. After enjoying the matter of twin sisters flying together, Li has enjoyed it once, but he has always missed that feeling very much.
How can you know the good and the bad if you lose your horse?
"Silly girl, are you punishing Li Wei by doing this?" Murong Ziyan looked at her younger sister, speechless, it seemed that this was simply rewarding Li Wei, where is punishment?
"Yeah, sister, think about it carefully, if the two of us work together to drain my cousin every night, won't my cousin have no way to go out and fool around with his lovers? Let's go out He has no way to satisfy those women. I believe that after a long time, those women will lose interest in him. In the end, he will stay at home obediently with the two of us. At that time, our two sisters will unite and ban him. Desire, with my cousin's lustful personality, tell me, sister, isn't this a punishment for my cousin?"
"Ziyun, are you really stupid, or are you just pretending to be stupid? Can the two of us deal with that? Don't forget, when he was outside Hezhou City that night, he almost fainted us two sisters." , exhausting the two of us, it's still just as majestic."
Murong Ziyan lowered her head, thought for a while, and said: "Sister, it seems that what you said is right! Then how should we punish my cousin? It can't be serious, it will make my cousin gradually alienate us It's useless, it's useless, he will still take the opportunity to sneak out and fool around with those women in the future, it's really troublesome, I should have gone to bed early, and it's like nothing happened, I'm trapped." Murong Ziyun beat He yawned, looking sleepy.
"In my opinion, let him be castrated! It's the safest way, my sister promises that he won't go out and fool around with those women in the future."
"No way! Elder sister, castrate my cousin, then we two sisters will be widows after that. Elder sister, have you forgotten the feeling of that night? It's very comfortable! I have long wanted to have fun with my cousin Yes, but sister, you have always refused to agree, now it’s all right, we let him endure it for more than ten days, and he couldn’t help but sneak out and mess around.”
"This doesn't work, that's okay, then Ziyun, tell me, what should we do? We can't let what happened tonight happen! Wouldn't that be too cheap for Li Wei?" Murong Ziyan didn't either. There is a solution, after all, the way she used to deal with it was to eunuch them and let them lose the things that harmed women, but now she can't eunuch Li Wei, she really has no way to punish Li Wei, eunuchs can't be eunuched, and even killing can't be done. Killed, this kind of brain-damaging thing is really not something she can think of as a killer. Killers have always been ruthless in everything they do. However, facing Li Wei, a stinky man, he can't be ruthless. It's tricky.
(End of this chapter)
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