Escort
Chapter 104 Forget about me, a useless man!
Chapter 104 Forget about me, a useless man!
Ah Huang has always been quite satisfied with his life. Although he has lost some of his dispensable freedom, he has gradually come to like this kind of life where he can bask in the sun in the yard when he has nothing to do, eat bones a few times a week, and then threaten The happy life of the new maidservant, by the way, he also has a friend named Ah Hua who lives in the city, but unfortunately the two of them haven't seen each other very much since that crazy night, now that I think about it, I can't help but miss her pair of cultivators. Beautiful hairy legs.
But the current life is impeccable, not to mention that he still has his own small territory, and there is a gate in the territory for him to enter and exit. All of this shows his unparalleled status and master in the family. trust in him.However, just this night, he was awakened by a strange sound, rubbed his eyes and got up from his nest, and then he saw a scene that shocked him!A pile of fresh fat came out of his gate!
yes!He read it right!The plump and juicy piece of meat was still waving its hands enthusiastically towards him, as if shouting, come eat me, come eat me!
Could it be that God heard my prayers!SF express specially give me a supper?Well, but eating too much greasy food at night seems to easily lead to cholesterol and hyperlipidemia, but after hesitating for a while, Ah Huang can't wait to jump on it, let the health care experts go to hell!We are going to be high tonight!
In the next second, a white light flashed across the retina!He only felt a chill between his legs, followed by a sharp pain from his lower body. At that moment, the pain in his heart was even more intense. He knew clearly that he had completely lost his qualifications as a man, and couldn't help but double his eyes. With tears in his eyes, he uttered a mournful cry, Ah Hua!Forget about me, this useless man!Immediately afterwards, his eyes went dark, and he passed out completely.
Escort Zhang also heaved a sigh of relief, and fell down from the wall without a sound. He first glanced at the big black dog that passed out from the pain of being brutally subjected to a biopsy surgery, and felt very guilty in his heart. This is already the first creature who paid expensive tuition for our half-practiced throwing knife.He might as well be slaughtered by himself in this state. I hope he wakes up tomorrow morning and can face this cruel world with strength!Then I turned my head to look at the little fat man in the dog hole whose face was pale with fright, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, "Brother, I asked you to save people, not to feed yourself to the dogs! You look like this, let me really appreciate this operation." It's very hopeless."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will be more careful next time." The little fat man apologized with a flushed face, "Don't worry, I will definitely work hard to complete the task."
"Hey, take care of yourself, we will split up after that, I can't follow your ass to clean up the mess anymore."
"I understand, I will definitely use my own strength to save my sister." The little fat man gritted his teeth and swore.
"Well, that's good. This is the man who looks like a man. I'm going to steal the deed. Go find your sister."
"Wait...wait a minute." The little fat man begged in a voice lower than that of a mosquito, "Well... I seem to be stuck in a hole, can you help me one last time, give me a hand before I leave. "
"........."
After getting rid of the burden of the little fat man for the time being, the otaku moved cautiously towards where he was going. He disappeared for a while during the day, not to go out to be chic, but there is really nothing to be chic in this village. He is actually He went out to collect information, and finally found out from an old man selling radishes that the butler of the gold landlord liked to gamble with people in a small dilapidated gambling house at the head of the village, so he found that small gambling house.
Although the casino is small, there are quite a lot of people in it. When I asked, it turned out that it was opened by the daughter-in-law of the village head. No wonder it managed to survive in the village for more than ten years without even having a business license.I was bored and gambled a few times, winning and losing, but the otaku found that the dealer's hands and feet seemed not to be clean, so he stopped decisively. After a while, the housekeeper also came. This guy can be regarded as a rich owner. He played more than a dozen hands of silver, and lost all the ten taels of silver he brought. He was still a bit unsatisfied, so Meng Changjun, the otaku, made a move and sponsored him ten taels. After twenty games, he lost all of them. , The otaku will give again, the butler will lose again... After a few rounds, the butler's face also turns pale, seven or eighty taels of silver is not a small amount, he doesn't eat or drink for a year, and the filial piety of the subordinates is only sixteen or seventy taels.Escort Zhang saw that the fire was almost ready, so he invited him to drink tea, and asked him a lot of useful things. Usually, the deeds of sale were locked in the big iron box in the gold landlord's study room, and the key to the iron box was locked by gold. The landlord always carried it close to his body. He also said that he bought the meat for less than two taels of silver. Later, he suggested to the landlord Jin to see if he could squeeze some more oil from this little girl. At first, he thought she was nothing. Even if Birdy’s brother pawned all his underwear, he would still be able to take out 80 taels, but he didn’t expect that in less than a month, this kid really got together a huge sum of 20 taels, so the gold landlord also got excited, hey, no Thinking of this chick who can only lay golden eggs, haha, let’s ask her brother for 100 taels this time, the housekeeper was dancing and dancing when he saw the face on the other side was wrong, he immediately changed his tone and said sadly, of course, I personally I don't think it's ethical to do so.
Pull it down quickly, you are the one who came up with this crooked idea, isn't it too late for you to change your mouth and clean it up now? !Escort Zhang rolled his eyes, he was too lazy to talk nonsense with this inhuman guy, and directly threatened, don't tell your master what I said to you today, otherwise... Heh heh, a knife with a cold light fell on the otaku. With a twirl of his fingertips, the teacup in front of the butler was cut in half.
"Yes, yes, the little one must keep his mouth shut, Your Majesty, please spare me!" The butler was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, begging for mercy in haste.
The otaku followed the route the housekeeper had said, and came to the golden landowner's bedroom with three turns and two detours. It was dark inside, and Zhang Dabao, lying on the door, listened to the movement inside. There were two people inside. One person's snoring was heard, while the other's breathing was very soft.
Strange?Is this man awake?It must be his wife who sleeps on the same bed with him at night. Is his wife playing insomnia all alone in the middle of the night?Immediately after a while, I heard a person getting up from the bed and rustling the sound of putting on clothes.
Eh?What is his wife going to do?But it doesn't seem to matter to us, well, it would be easier to steal the key if there was one less person.
Thank you for your rewards and votes~
(End of this chapter)
Ah Huang has always been quite satisfied with his life. Although he has lost some of his dispensable freedom, he has gradually come to like this kind of life where he can bask in the sun in the yard when he has nothing to do, eat bones a few times a week, and then threaten The happy life of the new maidservant, by the way, he also has a friend named Ah Hua who lives in the city, but unfortunately the two of them haven't seen each other very much since that crazy night, now that I think about it, I can't help but miss her pair of cultivators. Beautiful hairy legs.
But the current life is impeccable, not to mention that he still has his own small territory, and there is a gate in the territory for him to enter and exit. All of this shows his unparalleled status and master in the family. trust in him.However, just this night, he was awakened by a strange sound, rubbed his eyes and got up from his nest, and then he saw a scene that shocked him!A pile of fresh fat came out of his gate!
yes!He read it right!The plump and juicy piece of meat was still waving its hands enthusiastically towards him, as if shouting, come eat me, come eat me!
Could it be that God heard my prayers!SF express specially give me a supper?Well, but eating too much greasy food at night seems to easily lead to cholesterol and hyperlipidemia, but after hesitating for a while, Ah Huang can't wait to jump on it, let the health care experts go to hell!We are going to be high tonight!
In the next second, a white light flashed across the retina!He only felt a chill between his legs, followed by a sharp pain from his lower body. At that moment, the pain in his heart was even more intense. He knew clearly that he had completely lost his qualifications as a man, and couldn't help but double his eyes. With tears in his eyes, he uttered a mournful cry, Ah Hua!Forget about me, this useless man!Immediately afterwards, his eyes went dark, and he passed out completely.
Escort Zhang also heaved a sigh of relief, and fell down from the wall without a sound. He first glanced at the big black dog that passed out from the pain of being brutally subjected to a biopsy surgery, and felt very guilty in his heart. This is already the first creature who paid expensive tuition for our half-practiced throwing knife.He might as well be slaughtered by himself in this state. I hope he wakes up tomorrow morning and can face this cruel world with strength!Then I turned my head to look at the little fat man in the dog hole whose face was pale with fright, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, "Brother, I asked you to save people, not to feed yourself to the dogs! You look like this, let me really appreciate this operation." It's very hopeless."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will be more careful next time." The little fat man apologized with a flushed face, "Don't worry, I will definitely work hard to complete the task."
"Hey, take care of yourself, we will split up after that, I can't follow your ass to clean up the mess anymore."
"I understand, I will definitely use my own strength to save my sister." The little fat man gritted his teeth and swore.
"Well, that's good. This is the man who looks like a man. I'm going to steal the deed. Go find your sister."
"Wait...wait a minute." The little fat man begged in a voice lower than that of a mosquito, "Well... I seem to be stuck in a hole, can you help me one last time, give me a hand before I leave. "
"........."
After getting rid of the burden of the little fat man for the time being, the otaku moved cautiously towards where he was going. He disappeared for a while during the day, not to go out to be chic, but there is really nothing to be chic in this village. He is actually He went out to collect information, and finally found out from an old man selling radishes that the butler of the gold landlord liked to gamble with people in a small dilapidated gambling house at the head of the village, so he found that small gambling house.
Although the casino is small, there are quite a lot of people in it. When I asked, it turned out that it was opened by the daughter-in-law of the village head. No wonder it managed to survive in the village for more than ten years without even having a business license.I was bored and gambled a few times, winning and losing, but the otaku found that the dealer's hands and feet seemed not to be clean, so he stopped decisively. After a while, the housekeeper also came. This guy can be regarded as a rich owner. He played more than a dozen hands of silver, and lost all the ten taels of silver he brought. He was still a bit unsatisfied, so Meng Changjun, the otaku, made a move and sponsored him ten taels. After twenty games, he lost all of them. , The otaku will give again, the butler will lose again... After a few rounds, the butler's face also turns pale, seven or eighty taels of silver is not a small amount, he doesn't eat or drink for a year, and the filial piety of the subordinates is only sixteen or seventy taels.Escort Zhang saw that the fire was almost ready, so he invited him to drink tea, and asked him a lot of useful things. Usually, the deeds of sale were locked in the big iron box in the gold landlord's study room, and the key to the iron box was locked by gold. The landlord always carried it close to his body. He also said that he bought the meat for less than two taels of silver. Later, he suggested to the landlord Jin to see if he could squeeze some more oil from this little girl. At first, he thought she was nothing. Even if Birdy’s brother pawned all his underwear, he would still be able to take out 80 taels, but he didn’t expect that in less than a month, this kid really got together a huge sum of 20 taels, so the gold landlord also got excited, hey, no Thinking of this chick who can only lay golden eggs, haha, let’s ask her brother for 100 taels this time, the housekeeper was dancing and dancing when he saw the face on the other side was wrong, he immediately changed his tone and said sadly, of course, I personally I don't think it's ethical to do so.
Pull it down quickly, you are the one who came up with this crooked idea, isn't it too late for you to change your mouth and clean it up now? !Escort Zhang rolled his eyes, he was too lazy to talk nonsense with this inhuman guy, and directly threatened, don't tell your master what I said to you today, otherwise... Heh heh, a knife with a cold light fell on the otaku. With a twirl of his fingertips, the teacup in front of the butler was cut in half.
"Yes, yes, the little one must keep his mouth shut, Your Majesty, please spare me!" The butler was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, begging for mercy in haste.
The otaku followed the route the housekeeper had said, and came to the golden landowner's bedroom with three turns and two detours. It was dark inside, and Zhang Dabao, lying on the door, listened to the movement inside. There were two people inside. One person's snoring was heard, while the other's breathing was very soft.
Strange?Is this man awake?It must be his wife who sleeps on the same bed with him at night. Is his wife playing insomnia all alone in the middle of the night?Immediately after a while, I heard a person getting up from the bed and rustling the sound of putting on clothes.
Eh?What is his wife going to do?But it doesn't seem to matter to us, well, it would be easier to steal the key if there was one less person.
Thank you for your rewards and votes~
(End of this chapter)
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