Escort

Chapter 137 Mindless and Unhappy

Mindless and unhappy are good friends.

They grew up together since they were young, and then they had a crush on Widow Li in the village together, until Widow Li was forcibly accepted as the ninth concubine by the village head, and they hugged each other without thinking and unhappy and cried hard. In the field, friendship between men is like this. When he is sad, you can get drunk with him until dawn, and you don't have to say anything.

After growing up, the mindless and unhappy became two long-term laborers, and together they herded sheep for the village head's house. As a result, on a windy and rainy night, a lightning bolt struck the sheepfold that was in charge of the mindless and unhappy, and the sheepfold immediately burst into flames. A big fire was ignited, and dozens of big and small sheep were turned into roasted whole sheep. Fortunately, the mindless and unhappy escaped the catastrophe because they went to peek at Widow Li changing clothes.

However, since there are no sheep to herd afterwards, the mindless and unhappy can only be laid off and wait for work.

After staying at home for a period of time, the two brothers were hungry and full every day, and they couldn't live any longer.

So under the unhappy proposal, the two successfully changed jobs and became bandits.At the same time, in order not to experience the pain of unemployment, brainless and unhappy, I decided not to join the organization this time, but to work alone.

Finding two kitchen knives and occupying a small hill with no one there, the two brothers started a happy life of whistling in the mountains and forests.

However, after working for a period of time, the two of them encountered a certain bottleneck in their new career.

The main reason is that this mountain is too close to the village where the two of them used to live, and there are too many acquaintances who come and go every day. People from the village are always a little bit reluctant to let go, so they are brainless and unhappy and finally decide to change places.

Good man, aim everywhere!If you do something, you must love it, and if you do it, you must do your best!
With this belief, Brainless and Unhappy finally set up their stronghold on a hill between Qingyang County and Guangping County.

March [-]nd was destined to be the most memorable day in their lives.

Early in the morning, they climbed up from the thatched hut on the mountain without thinking and unhappy, and after simply eating a sweet potato, the two of them started their busy day.

In order to better improve the efficiency of the robbery, the two decided to split up, each guarding a road up the mountain, and at the same time, the distance between them would not exceed two or three miles, so that they could support each other in case of danger.

At this time, Escort Zhang and his salted fish team also embarked on the journey to Guangping.

But it was our Miss Momo who reached the hill first.

Miss Momo didn't know how many days she had been lost. Anyway, there were either trees or grass in front of her, and they always looked the same.

This was the first time Miss Momo was in such distress. In order to welcome the upcoming new life and experience the authentic Jianghu life, she even got rid of the family guards who had been with her all the time, and went on the road alone.

In the past few days, she picked some wild fruits to satisfy her hunger, lay down on the ground when she was tired, and drank some mountain spring water when she was thirsty. She looked miserable, but her mood was unexpectedly good.

Because she is always happy Miss Momo!And she had a hunch that as long as she kept going like this, something fun would happen.

"This is what they often say to trigger the plot!" The happy Miss Momo said to herself as she walked.

Then, she ran into a mindless person who was poking around at the intersection.

Although Brainless is a bandit, but because he has just changed jobs, his equipment is relatively outdated, and his martial arts are not commonplace, so it is generally safe to find a big tree on the side of the road to hide, and carefully observe the coming travelers. If there are a lot of people in a small team, they will pretend to be dead behind the tree without thinking. If there are only one or two people, then they will judge from their words and deeds whether they are martial arts practitioners, or other bad things. The ruthless character who provokes... After confirming that the visitor does not meet the above conditions, he jumps out from behind the tree without thinking, and robs and robs to earn some road money.

In a sense, the working environment of these two guys is also quite bad.

Last week, Chen Changfeng, the third head of the Qingyang Escort Bureau, walked past here. Although he was brainless and tried hard to hide himself, he was caught by the old Jianghu Escort, and a group of vicious old men got off their horses and carried them. It only took less than a cup of tea to pull out the mindless man who was shivering in the grass with the big knife shining coldly.

Afterwards, I ranted my nose and cried, begged for mercy and barked like a dog to make everyone happy, so I saved my life.

But these are the past tense, the tragic fate has gone, and a new week is coming.

As long as we work hard, we will have our day!Make a fist without thinking, and cheer yourself up in your heart.

"Hello!" A pair of small hands patted his shoulder, "Do you know how to get to the nearby county town?"

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"You you you you you... how did you get here?" He stammered without thinking.

"I-I-I-I...that's how I got here." Miss Momo said happily imitating a thoughtless tone.

Eh?Could it be because I was too busy trying to cheer myself up just now and didn't notice that I didn't have the brain to look carefully at the little girl in front of me, and I couldn't help but feel moved. Although this girl looks like a dusty girl, she still can't hide her natural beauty, especially her The pair of big eyes without a trace of impurity made the mindless look mesmerized.

Be good, this girl is much prettier than Widow Li in the village, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful girl without thinking so big.

But he didn't have any nasty thoughts, not only because he was timid, but also because of his super sixth sense, he always felt that there was something hidden under that thin and delicate body scary stuff.Of course, those who are robbing sex have no brains and dare not mess around, but they still have to do their jobs well.

He said with a smile on his face as politely as possible, "Chenghui, a total of twenty coins will be passed from here."

"Eh? What did you say?" Miss Momo asked with a smile, blinking her big innocent eyes.

If there were people from the capital present, they would have been frightened to kneel down on the ground, begging for mercy when they saw Miss Momo's expression. What he said just now, so he kindly explained, "Oh, this mountain is mine, anyone who passes by here will have to pay me, no matter male or female, it will be 1.2 Wen." After thinking about it, he added He said, "Half price for children under [-] meters."

(End of this chapter)