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Chapter 139 Do You Want To Be So Disrespectful?
Brazenly holding his head and thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of any way to get the best of both worlds. At the same time, Miss Momo's poor patience has been completely exhausted by the little bandit in front of him.

If you wait any longer, Miss Momo's happiness will slip away!

Miss Momo absolutely cannot tolerate that kind of thing happening! ! !
So Miss Momo started to move, and saw her slender and petite palm lightly resting on Wuzhi's wrist holding the kitchen knife. At that time, the half old hen that his mother stewed for him, he swallowed the whole pot of food greedily, and the bones of the old hen made such a strange creaking sound between his teeth.

Immediately afterwards, a sharp pain was transmitted from the wrist of his right hand to the central nervous system of his brain.

Ahhhhh! ! ! !Is my wrist broken? ! ! ! !Brainless and frightened, I want to shout out loud!

So without any suspense, his chin was also forcibly removed by that little hand.

A huge chill surged up in the little thief's heart, and the eyes he looked at Miss Momo were also full of fear. Not long ago, standing in front of him, he felt that the little girl in front of him was gentle and kind. That's right, it's not a little girl at all, but an alien alien with a human appearance!
Miss Momo clapped her little hands in satisfaction after completing this set of proficient procedures, "Since you disagree with the gentle plan I proposed before, you can only accept the cruel reality now."

Picking up the kitchen knife on the ground, Miss Momo casually put it on the headless neck, "Now let Miss Ben teach you what is called professional robbery!"

Mindlessly looking at the familiar kitchen knife in front of him, it is obvious that he has not yet accepted such a dramatic turning point in his life.

Miss Momo patted his cheek with a knife, "Hey, do you know why I only crushed one of your hands?"

Why?He continued in a dazed manner, only to realize that he could no longer speak, so he shook his head hard.

"Oh, you're so stupid, why do you want to learn from others and become a robber." Miss Momo was extremely disappointed with someone's professionalism, and she had to ask herself, "It's for you to use the remaining one that is intact. Hurry up and take out all the valuables on your body with your left hand!!! If you dawdle, believe it or not, I will hack you to death after I rob you!"

He has no brains and just feels that his brain is blank. In his not-so-long career as a bandit, he has obviously never encountered the strange development of being robbed instead of being robbed, and he doesn't know what to do in this situation. In order to protect himself, he could only subconsciously follow Miss Momo's order and take out the two sweet potatoes that he had kept in his bosom for three days and hadn't been willing to eat.

"Huh?! What the hell is this meow?" Miss Momo had never seen this kind of 100% natural wild sweet potato without any processing, so she couldn't help being very surprised.

So he opened one without thinking, and made a swallowing movement.

Miss Momo curiously took it and took a bite, um, the taste was so-so, but it was much better than the wild fruit picked on the road, and it was better than nothing.

Seeing that the expression on her face is quite satisfactory, Wu Zhi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, no matter how scary a woman is, she is no match for delicious food.

However, he was only relieved for less than three seconds, and saw Miss Momo's expression change again, and she threw the sweet potato in her hand to the ground, and shouted, "No, you must want to use it. This kind of cheap food fools my old lady! Who wants to eat this kind of mess? Didn’t you say that I’m not far from that Qingyang County? Hurry up and hand over all the money on your body, Miss Momo wants Go to the best restaurant in Qingyang and have a good meal!!!”

He stared at the two sweet potatoes on the ground with no mind and heartache. They were discarded after only one bite. They were his food for the next two days. Although he was starving to death now, he was still reluctant to eat them.

A smart bandit should know how to plan his life reasonably! ——This is the creed of life that has been summed up by being brainless and unhappy in the industry for so long. The two of them have survived until now because they have always abided by this creed.

"So you want to say that this is all your property?!" Miss Momo asked while beating her mindless belly, er, or is it more appropriate to use a word like torture?
If it wasn't for the brainless food of only one sweet potato for a day, he would have vomited out everything in his stomach, but because his stomach was already clean, he just retched for a long time, but nothing came out. Can't spit it out.

"Damn it, how long have you been a bandit? How could it be possible that all your property is only these two inexplicable things?" Miss Momo widened her eyes, looking at the dying man on the ground who had no brains and had to accept it. The reality is that there is really no penny.

No brains showed a look of shame when he heard the words. No matter who it is, being questioned by others in one's professional field is a very hurtful thing for self-esteem. He wanted to say something to refute it, but he didn't have a chin.

Fortunately, Miss Momo is also very curious about this question now, and intends to have a good chat with this little bandit to solve the mystery in her heart, so she took the initiative to pick up the mindless jaw.

Mindless was very grateful, tried to open his mouth and uttered a few syllables, and then couldn't wait to defend himself, "Don't look at me like this, in fact, I am also very professional, and I have made detailed plans before every action. "

"Oh, so what's your plan?"

"I... I'll find a place to hide first, carefully observe the business travelers passing by here, if there are too many people, I will stand still and wait for them to pass, and once we catch them alone... Hehehe, you know Yes, this place will become a tollbooth for his life!" As soon as Brainless talked about his career, he became smug, and even his tragic experience of being kidnapped has been forgotten.

"Really? Then how much money have you robbed after staying here for so long?"

This question hit the little bandit's sore spot again, and all the complacency disappeared in an instant. He lowered his head, and said falteringly, "I've earned ten... ten cents."

Miss Momo gasped, "Damn it! You're so ruthless, could it be that you robbed a child under 1.2 meters in height?"

"No... no." Mindless blushed, and whispered, "The last time Chen Changfeng, the third head of the Qingyang Escort Bureau, came here carrying darts and found me. I barked like a dog to him in order to survive. He When I was happy, I was rewarded with ten pennies before leaving."

"Fuck! Why don't you be so disrespectful!"

(End of this chapter)