Escort

Chapter 143 It's time to use a little diplomacy
Unhappy looking at the mindless people with unknown life and death on the ground, suppressing the grief and anxiety in his heart, although he really wanted to rush forward desperately for his good friends, but he deeply knew that he was no match for this group of people, so he could only lurk Quietly waiting for the opportunity in place.

Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and it didn't take long for the attention of the group of escorts to be attracted by the girl of unknown origin.

Taking advantage of this gap, Unhappy rushed out from the grass, and quietly touched the escort cart behind them.

If you want to save Mindless, you can choose the diplomatic route in addition to the military route.

Of course, there is no difference between walking over so arrogantly and looking for death. If you want them to calm down and listen to your request, you must make the other party fearful.

And what is the bodyguard most afraid of?Isn't it because they are afraid of losing the goods they escorted.

Once an accident occurs on the road, not only will the bodyguard bureau lose money, but its reputation will also be affected. No one wants such a thing to happen.

Therefore, the unhappy target is that cart of salted fish.

But now there is still a small problem, how to use a carload of salted fish to threaten the other party?
After all, this is not porcelain or something like that, you can threaten to smash it, or wine or something like that can break the barrel, this thing is a car full of salted fish, you can't threaten others to say Swallow them all in one gulp? !
It was a headache to be unhappy, but fortunately, the cliff not far away solved his troubles in time.

He pushed the cart of salted fish to the edge of the cliff, and finally yelled that extremely domineering line.

But... Didn't we leave three people beside the escort car? !Everyone worked so hard to push the escort cart to the edge of the cliff half a mile away, but the three of you didn't notice anything?The otaku was puzzled.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I was busy looking at beauties just now." Uncle Foot Walking touched his head with a somewhat embarrassed smile.

Pfft~ You really have a forever young heart! ! !
In fact, looking back, Escort Zhang himself was negligent just now, he was too busy making complaints, and completely ignored the cart of salted fish behind him. Of course, this is also related to his previous attitude. The idle egg hurts a carload of salted fish.

However, unexpectedly, the living reality once again successfully showed the lower limit in front of him.

All in all, now is not the time to pursue responsibility or self-reflection. The most urgent task is to find a way to redeem that carload of salted fish.

So, the otaku called out to the robber brother on the edge of the cliff, "Little brother, let's discuss something, don't get excited."

Unhappy when he heard this sentence, he was excited for a while. It is the first time that he has been a bandit for so long to be valued so much by the bodyguards of the bodyguard bureau. TM is the treatment a bandit should enjoy! ! !Unhappy, tears welled up in his eyes, and even the hands that pushed the cart trembled.

Zhang Da's darling also jumped up and down along with him.

Unhappy and high-spirited, he shouted, "Now, do as I said, and send me my good brother! If there is anything wrong with him, I will use this cart of salted fish to be buried with him!!!"

"Uh, are you talking about this friend at my feet?" The otaku was also taken aback by the idea of ​​being buried with salted fish on the opposite side, so he quickly helped up the mindless lying on the ground, "Friend, don't worry, let's just go Send him there for you."

"Wait a minute!" Unhappy seemed to be enjoying the feeling of holding the audience, and couldn't help but want to issue orders, "Don't think I don't know that you helped him over here to take advantage of the opportunity to subdue me, I'm not that stupid!! !"

"Fuck me! It was you who said you wanted me to send him here, but why did you say that I was cheating!!! Are you being reasonable!!!" Escort Zhang vomited blood, "Then you Tell me what to do."

Unhappily pondering for a while, "In this case, you should let him come over by himself."

Pfft~Brother, you came to find fault on purpose, can't you see that your good brother's current state is called fainting!fan!!

However, Belgris said at this time, "It's okay, just leave this kind of small problem to me."

Hey, that's right, I almost forgot, we still have a small wilderness survival expert by our side, and such trivial things as removing the abnormal state will definitely not trouble him.

A reassuring smile appeared on Belgris's face, and he gently embraced the unconscious Mindless with one hand, and then—a slap on his right cheek! ! !
"Hey! Wake up! Brother!" Belgris yelled and slapped his left cheek fiercely.

"Damn it!!! It turns out that you can only use such primitive and crude methods!!!" The otaku turned pale with shock, "Wouldn't this stimulate the robber's emotions?!" He raised his head and looked at Unhappy waiting by the cliff, only to find that unhappy is stretching his neck at the moment, looking at this side anxiously, and kept yelling, "Aren't you awake yet?! Are you still awake?! If it doesn't work Just push harder."

"Uh... What is the relationship between you and the one lying on the ground? Are you sure you are not an enemy?"

Under Belgris' face-slap therapy, Mindless finally regained consciousness.

The first thing I said when I opened my eyes was, "Brother, I know I'm wrong, don't slap your face anymore, I can bark like a dog." After that, I was stunned again, "Hey, can I talk? "

"Oh, when I woke you up just now, I saw that your jaw seemed to be dislocated, so I picked it up for you." Belgris still had that reassuring smile on his face.

Uh, so you're professional again at this point? !

The unhappiness not far away is also very happy, "Great, Xiaomei, you really have nothing to do, don't be afraid of them, come to me quickly, we have to feel proud today!"

"Really? The two of us actually have today?!" Brainless became excited when he heard the words, struggled to push away Belgris' arm, got up from the ground, and then glanced around with provocative eyes Everyone present, however, couldn't help trembling when they saw Miss Momo's smiling face. The arrogance they had finally accumulated was exhausted, and they didn't dare to continue to flinch. You are not happy to run there.

Unhappy seeing that Mindless was finally out of danger, his heart suddenly became excited again, seeing that Mindless was about to run over, he turned around involuntarily and opened his arms.

The next second, he heard a loud rumbling noise behind him.

Fuck! ! ! !Our salted fish! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)