Escort

Chapter 145 Where is the promised salted fish?

The head catcher hesitated for a moment, and decided to sell a good deal to the martial arts upstart in front of him, so he said, "The other party seems to have reported it in a letter. There are only a few words in the letter, but they are very sure that you hid the stolen goods in fish." In the stomach."

"Is that so?" Chief Security Guard Zhang was thoughtful. The information given by the other party was so detailed, it must have been premeditated.

Sure enough, there is a trap hidden behind this lucrative and completely unreasonable commission. Thinking about it this way, the otaku couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat, and glanced at the person standing beside him who looked straight, mindless and unhappy like a primary school student. If it weren't for these two You stupid little bandit, maybe we will be caught and sent to prison.

But now... Escort Zhang dodged lightly, revealing the pile of fresh fish that were still alive and kicking behind him, and said calmly, "You can check whatever you want."

"Huh?!" The head catcher was shocked. Aren't you transporting TMD salted fish?How is it still alive? "

"Uncle, are you sure it's salted fish and not fresh fish?" Miss Momo asked back, blinking her innocent big eyes.

What she said made Catcher a little confused, "But I clearly remember that this entrustment seems to be given to you by a salted fish shop."

"Haha, that's right, the ones in front of you are indeed salted fish." The otaku revealed the final answer for everyone with a confident look on his face, "Because...the name of this fish is - salted fish!"

"Uh, this joke is a little too cold." Everyone shuddered together.

"Well, whether it's salted fish or fresh fish, we have to check." The guards searched around and confirmed that they didn't see any other fish. In the face of the reality, he called his men to go up and start cutting the fish together.

That picture reminded the otaku of a certain junior high school biology class he had taken.

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After a cup of tea, Catcher wiped the blood from his face, and said sorry to Chief Escort Zhang, "I'm sorry, because of the false report, our action has caused inconvenience to your Escort, I will issue a A statement, so that your consignees can come to the Yamen to receive compensation against their own losses."

"Really? Thank you very much." The otaku is still having a headache and waiting for how to successfully persuade the consignee in Guangping County to accept this pile of salted fish, which is obviously not salted fish. In this way, he can put All problems are pushed to the government's head.

"Hehe, that's what it should be." The head catcher smiled boldly. He was not telling the truth. The Qingyang county government was only so polite to some powerful organizations or masters in the martial arts. It is impossible to give you any good looks, so in a sense, the government has now recognized the influence of Dayan Mobile to a certain extent.

The two exchanged a few more words of humility to each other, and then the catcher returned to Qingyang with the gang of guards.

The otaku and his party cleaned up the fresh fish that had been massacred, said goodbye to their mindlessness and unhappiness, and continued on the road to Guangping County.

It is said that as soon as they entered the gate of Guangping County, they smelled an unusual smell.

The streets are full of officers, soldiers and servants coming and going, and there are also many martial arts people wandering around, as if they are looking for something.

"Eh? Is there any important person in Liangzhou lost here?" Chief Security Officer Zhang was a little curious.

I saw a group of villagers gathered next to the notice board of the government, pointing and pointing all the time, and some even left their saliva.

Nani? !Could it be that there is a chicken leg on it?The otaku also squeezed in with the entertainment spirit of fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and saw that the notice board was covered with portraits of the same person.

Escort Zhang took a closer look, um, if the painter didn't take the money, this girl is indeed pretty, she can be regarded as a pure girl, but this is not a private photo, so there is no need to look at it and drool, so Look at the small print below again—if anyone can provide clues, they will be rewarded with 3000 taels of silver, and those who tell the exact location can receive [-] taels of silver!
As I read it, Escort Zhang's saliva flowed down unsatisfactorily, damn it!What is the background of this girl, and how can she be worth so much money!
Wait... Why does the person in the portrait look familiar to us? Have we seen her somewhere? !

The otaku turned his head sharply, and stared dumbfounded at Miss Momo, who was snuggling beside Belgris, "This, this, this... isn't it you who is meowing?!"

"No." Miss Momo brought a bamboo hat from nowhere, put it on her head to cover her face, and vetoed it.

"Hey, the picture looks so similar, how could it not be you." Chief Security Officer Zhang didn't believe it.

"Oh, the one above is actually my twin sister." Miss Momo couldn't deny it completely when she saw it, so she had to make it up.

No one will believe this excuse at all.Just as the otaku was about to say this, he saw Belgris slap his palm.

"So that's it. I said why you are walking around outside alone. It seems that you are also looking for your lost twin sister."

Pfft~ Brother, are you helping her lie with your eyes open? !

When there were fewer people around, Escort Zhang leaned against Miss Momo and said in a low voice, "Hey, although I don't know why you ran away from home, I actually quite understand your feelings."

"Oh? How do you understand?" Miss Momo's expression at this moment could not be seen under the bamboo hat.

"Uh, you must not be able to stand those strict rules at home, and you really yearn for freedom and that love..."

"Haha, stop guessing, I don't have such troubles." A burst of happy laughter came from under the bamboo hat, "If I admit that the person in the portrait is me, will you replace me with that person if you change hands?" 1 taels of silver."

"Hey, look at what you said, am I that kind of person?" The otaku looked like a best friend in life and a model girlfriend.

"You can give it a try." The voice under the bamboo hat did not change, but inexplicably, Escort Zhang felt a bone-chilling chill in his chest, as if he was being targeted by some ferocious beast. At that moment, the girl's aura changed , It actually made him shiver uncontrollably, and the thought of dragging her to exchange money could no longer arise in his heart.

Several people then walked to the restaurant together, and handed over the freshly cut raw fish to the shopkeeper.

Of course, the shopkeeper turned pale with surprise, "I remember that I ordered a cart full of salted fish."

"Oh, that, it became like this after being inspected by the people in the yamen." Chief Escort Zhang took out the statement left by the arrester, and said righteously.

The shopkeeper took it over and looked at it again, still puzzled, "But... No matter how you check, there is no reason for a carload of salted fish to be checked as raw fish!"

Miss Momo said impatiently, "Old man, what are you inking on? We are only here to deliver the goods, not the after-sales service of the fuck, ehhhhhh..."

The otaku quickly covered her mouth and pulled her back, wiped his cold sweat and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, children are ignorant, so don't take it to heart."

Miss Momo hadn't been said that before, and she felt very upset, but she heard Zhang Dabao quickly whispered to her, "My aunt, please don't make trouble for me, I know you haven't eaten for a long time , how about it, as long as you promise me not to talk, I will treat you to a big meal later."

Miss Momo thought for a while, but finally she couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, so she nodded and reluctantly agreed.

However, the shopkeeper of the restaurant was a little displeased by the words just now, signed the delivery note with a gloomy face, and said to them, "You go, and tell the salted fish shop in Qingyang by the way, our restaurant will come back soon." I won’t order salted fish from him either.”

"That's right." The otaku couldn't help echoing his words. Although he often educates the employees of Dayan Mobile that the interests of customers are above all else, but if the other party shows that they have no good intentions, Zhang Dabao will naturally not be polite to him. In any case, it is the salted fish shop that suffers the loss, not Dayan Mobile.

(End of this chapter)