Escort
Chapter 160 Xiao He's Fantasy Journey
Chapter 160 Xiao He's Fantasy Journey (Part [-])
So, has your Wangjia Village developed a characteristic industry of bandits since then? "Xiao Sun held up the takoyaki with a completely frightened expression on his face.
"Haha, that's right, the bandits around Qingyang are basically from our village." Runtu also looked proud when talking about this kind of thing.
"Uh, that kind of thing... why can't I feel proud at all." Xiao He said honestly.
"Hey, little brother, don't look down on our profession. No matter what, we are working hard with our own skills, and sometimes we even risk our lives!" Ergou boss couldn't help expressing emotion.
"Huh? It's not because you guys always rob others, but then again, how is your Wangjiacun doing now?" Xiao Sun is obviously still immersed in the legendary stories of Wangjiacun.
"Speaking of our village, it has really undergone earth-shaking changes! Now every household in the village builds a new house, every family communicates on the phone, and there is meat to eat every day, haha, and beautiful girls from other villages are also willing to marry Give it to the men in our village!" Speaking of the new life, Ergou Boss is also very satisfied, "Of course, all of this is due to the old man, Seventh Uncle!"
Speaking of which, all the bandits looked at the old man with admiration.
"Ah?! Did you mean to say..." The two teenagers looked back at the old man who was scratching his feet.
"Hahahaha, I hate it, you will make us feel very shy when you look at me like this." The old man readily admitted while picking his feet, "Yes, I am the young man in the story, it was decades ago Later, I went back to the village and opened a bandit training class to teach them relevant professional knowledge. I am also very pleased that Wangjia Village can develop to what it is today. I wanted to die in the village, but later I heard Said that the girl I loved when I was young was about to pass away. I wanted to take another look at her and came to Qingyang County again, but when I entered the city, I was shunned by someone. I had no choice but to take a part-time job first. , I joined Dayan Mobile by mistake, haha, I didn’t expect to live in this place very comfortably, so I don’t want to go back to the village.”
"In this way, you are still a godfather-level existence in the bandit industry!" Xiao He never expected that the old man who seemed to be soy sauce every day on weekdays would have such a fierce past.
"Hahaha, who hasn't been young, in fact, in life, there will always be a lot of setbacks and disappointments, the most important thing is to have a heart that is always passionate and youthful!" The old man finally concluded.
"Seventh Uncle is right!" more than 100 big men on the mountain shouted together.
Finally, after eating the roasted whole lamb cooked by the bandit leader himself, the three of them embarked on a journey to Yulin County.
Unlike before, this time their plastic surgery has become unprecedentedly luxurious.
In addition to the three people moved by Dayan, nearly half of the bandits near Qingyang joined the bodyguard team.
In the words of Ergou and Runtu, if they encounter a few stupid little thieves along the way and disturb Qi Shugong, everyone will die.
"But, won't this trouble you too much?" Xiao Sun looked at the dense crowd of strong men around him, and felt that life was really fantastic.
"Compared to this, people are more concerned about being escorted by a group of bandits." At this moment, Xiao Sun really realized what VIP treatment is. Man, this is a bit too exaggerated.
"Seventh Uncle, don't worry, as long as we see the escort flags of your escort agency in the future, we will definitely stay away. As for the Unicom, hehe, I can guarantee that they will never have a good time." Ergou boss patted his chest and said.
"That's right, we'll tell our subordinates. When we see Dayan Mobile in the future, we'll let it go, and when we see that stupid China Unicom, we'll screw it up." The other bosses also echoed their words.
"Well, this time, the boss of China Unicom paid us to hire us, one tael per person, and asked us to come here to ambush you. I didn't expect Uncle Qi to be among them, otherwise the big guy would never have accepted this business." Runtu is still regretting this matter.
"Haha, that's not necessarily the case. Why don't you take the money if someone is taken advantage of? It's just that after taking the money, let that China Unicom go to hell!" Someone was even more sinister, "Anyway, I won't return the money this time."
"Well said!" Everyone laughed strangely again, until they reached the outside of Yulin County, the enthusiastic green forest bandits still refused to leave, and waited for them to come out of the city and sent them back to Qingyang. Reluctantly bid farewell to the three old men.
"So the bandits near Qingyang are all so kind and lovely?" Xiao Sun sighed while waving his arms.
"Hehe, you'd better not think that way. Have you forgotten how they rushed down with a murderous aura before? If it wasn't for Escort Wang today, we might have already received a box lunch from the audience."
"That's true."
In short, the three returned to the escort agency intact, and even brought back half a carload of treasures, which were kindly presented by Runtu and the others.
The otaku had been worried about their safety before, and rushed back to Qingyang immediately after completing the commission in hand, and was planning to mobilize people to rescue the old man and the others, but before they even left the gate, they saw three people coming back from the outside, talking and laughing.
"Eh? Didn't you encounter any danger?" Daredevil Zhang had a hellish expression on his face. To be honest, he had already prepared for the worst in his heart. Maybe he would never see the three of them again. Or one of Xiao He and Xiao Sun ran in from the outside covered in blood, crying that they had encountered an ambush and he was the only one who escaped.
As a result, the three people in front of them seemed to have just returned from a walk in the park, with relaxed smiles on their faces.
Although Xiao He and Xiao Sun really wanted to tell the otaku about the fantasy journey of this day, but because the old man didn't want to destroy the good life of soy sauce every day and save the world occasionally, he specially asked them not to tell his true identity Speak out.So Xiao He had to lie and say that they didn't meet any enemies along the way.
"Huh?! Are you so lucky? Could it be that you avoided the ambush unintentionally?" The otaku scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he barely came up with this possibility.And Liu Chuanfeng seemed to know something, and he seemed very calm from the beginning to the end.
Uh, even if I ask that bastard myself, he probably won't tell me.
Well, no matter what, today's four commissions have all been successfully completed, and everyone is safe and sound, that's the most important thing.
Escort Zhang was in a good mood tonight, clapped his hands and said, "In order to thank everyone for working in a good mood today, I decided to treat everyone to roast whole lamb tonight!"
yeah! ! !The crowd cheered in unison.
Only Xiao He and Xiao Sun looked at each other, damn it!Why is he meowing a roasted whole lamb! ! !
Uh, the last chapter should be chapter 170, it seems that there is no way to change it~
(End of this chapter)
So, has your Wangjia Village developed a characteristic industry of bandits since then? "Xiao Sun held up the takoyaki with a completely frightened expression on his face.
"Haha, that's right, the bandits around Qingyang are basically from our village." Runtu also looked proud when talking about this kind of thing.
"Uh, that kind of thing... why can't I feel proud at all." Xiao He said honestly.
"Hey, little brother, don't look down on our profession. No matter what, we are working hard with our own skills, and sometimes we even risk our lives!" Ergou boss couldn't help expressing emotion.
"Huh? It's not because you guys always rob others, but then again, how is your Wangjiacun doing now?" Xiao Sun is obviously still immersed in the legendary stories of Wangjiacun.
"Speaking of our village, it has really undergone earth-shaking changes! Now every household in the village builds a new house, every family communicates on the phone, and there is meat to eat every day, haha, and beautiful girls from other villages are also willing to marry Give it to the men in our village!" Speaking of the new life, Ergou Boss is also very satisfied, "Of course, all of this is due to the old man, Seventh Uncle!"
Speaking of which, all the bandits looked at the old man with admiration.
"Ah?! Did you mean to say..." The two teenagers looked back at the old man who was scratching his feet.
"Hahahaha, I hate it, you will make us feel very shy when you look at me like this." The old man readily admitted while picking his feet, "Yes, I am the young man in the story, it was decades ago Later, I went back to the village and opened a bandit training class to teach them relevant professional knowledge. I am also very pleased that Wangjia Village can develop to what it is today. I wanted to die in the village, but later I heard Said that the girl I loved when I was young was about to pass away. I wanted to take another look at her and came to Qingyang County again, but when I entered the city, I was shunned by someone. I had no choice but to take a part-time job first. , I joined Dayan Mobile by mistake, haha, I didn’t expect to live in this place very comfortably, so I don’t want to go back to the village.”
"In this way, you are still a godfather-level existence in the bandit industry!" Xiao He never expected that the old man who seemed to be soy sauce every day on weekdays would have such a fierce past.
"Hahaha, who hasn't been young, in fact, in life, there will always be a lot of setbacks and disappointments, the most important thing is to have a heart that is always passionate and youthful!" The old man finally concluded.
"Seventh Uncle is right!" more than 100 big men on the mountain shouted together.
Finally, after eating the roasted whole lamb cooked by the bandit leader himself, the three of them embarked on a journey to Yulin County.
Unlike before, this time their plastic surgery has become unprecedentedly luxurious.
In addition to the three people moved by Dayan, nearly half of the bandits near Qingyang joined the bodyguard team.
In the words of Ergou and Runtu, if they encounter a few stupid little thieves along the way and disturb Qi Shugong, everyone will die.
"But, won't this trouble you too much?" Xiao Sun looked at the dense crowd of strong men around him, and felt that life was really fantastic.
"Compared to this, people are more concerned about being escorted by a group of bandits." At this moment, Xiao Sun really realized what VIP treatment is. Man, this is a bit too exaggerated.
"Seventh Uncle, don't worry, as long as we see the escort flags of your escort agency in the future, we will definitely stay away. As for the Unicom, hehe, I can guarantee that they will never have a good time." Ergou boss patted his chest and said.
"That's right, we'll tell our subordinates. When we see Dayan Mobile in the future, we'll let it go, and when we see that stupid China Unicom, we'll screw it up." The other bosses also echoed their words.
"Well, this time, the boss of China Unicom paid us to hire us, one tael per person, and asked us to come here to ambush you. I didn't expect Uncle Qi to be among them, otherwise the big guy would never have accepted this business." Runtu is still regretting this matter.
"Haha, that's not necessarily the case. Why don't you take the money if someone is taken advantage of? It's just that after taking the money, let that China Unicom go to hell!" Someone was even more sinister, "Anyway, I won't return the money this time."
"Well said!" Everyone laughed strangely again, until they reached the outside of Yulin County, the enthusiastic green forest bandits still refused to leave, and waited for them to come out of the city and sent them back to Qingyang. Reluctantly bid farewell to the three old men.
"So the bandits near Qingyang are all so kind and lovely?" Xiao Sun sighed while waving his arms.
"Hehe, you'd better not think that way. Have you forgotten how they rushed down with a murderous aura before? If it wasn't for Escort Wang today, we might have already received a box lunch from the audience."
"That's true."
In short, the three returned to the escort agency intact, and even brought back half a carload of treasures, which were kindly presented by Runtu and the others.
The otaku had been worried about their safety before, and rushed back to Qingyang immediately after completing the commission in hand, and was planning to mobilize people to rescue the old man and the others, but before they even left the gate, they saw three people coming back from the outside, talking and laughing.
"Eh? Didn't you encounter any danger?" Daredevil Zhang had a hellish expression on his face. To be honest, he had already prepared for the worst in his heart. Maybe he would never see the three of them again. Or one of Xiao He and Xiao Sun ran in from the outside covered in blood, crying that they had encountered an ambush and he was the only one who escaped.
As a result, the three people in front of them seemed to have just returned from a walk in the park, with relaxed smiles on their faces.
Although Xiao He and Xiao Sun really wanted to tell the otaku about the fantasy journey of this day, but because the old man didn't want to destroy the good life of soy sauce every day and save the world occasionally, he specially asked them not to tell his true identity Speak out.So Xiao He had to lie and say that they didn't meet any enemies along the way.
"Huh?! Are you so lucky? Could it be that you avoided the ambush unintentionally?" The otaku scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he barely came up with this possibility.And Liu Chuanfeng seemed to know something, and he seemed very calm from the beginning to the end.
Uh, even if I ask that bastard myself, he probably won't tell me.
Well, no matter what, today's four commissions have all been successfully completed, and everyone is safe and sound, that's the most important thing.
Escort Zhang was in a good mood tonight, clapped his hands and said, "In order to thank everyone for working in a good mood today, I decided to treat everyone to roast whole lamb tonight!"
yeah! ! !The crowd cheered in unison.
Only Xiao He and Xiao Sun looked at each other, damn it!Why is he meowing a roasted whole lamb! ! !
Uh, the last chapter should be chapter 170, it seems that there is no way to change it~
(End of this chapter)
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