Escort

Chapter 167 Oh, I even second-hand my last words

"The process of running for village head is actually not as easy as I thought. I thought that with my current appearance of being neither a ghost nor a ghost, I could just wrap up some inspirational stories and play a hand of sympathy. I was successfully crowned in the tears and cheers of the citizens. In addition, the superiors must also be delighted to hear and see my exemplary deeds in life. Maybe they will report me as a typical example of spiritual civilization construction. In exchange for political achievements, everyone is getting what they need, but what I never expected was that I was not the only one who chose the tragic route on the day of the election! Everyone even brainstormed and developed a variety of There are all kinds of genres." Long Yuntian recalled that day's fight with dragons and was also very emotional, "If I remember correctly, there seemed to be cuckolds, divorced marriages, waste wood, and parents who died that day. I don’t know where a black buddy popped up and insisted that he is the prince of a certain tribe in Africa. Now that his country is broken and his family is exiled to the other side of the ocean, he is willing to start anew to create a better future with the people of Dayan. In comparison, I The crippled style seems a bit old-fashioned and can't keep up with the trend of the times."

"Hehe, so the people in your village are all very hardworking." Escort Zhang was also in a cold sweat when he heard that.

"Who says it's not? These days, if you don't have a tragic story, how can you participate in The Voice of China?" Long Yuntian also seemed very dissatisfied with this.

"Then what trump card did you use later, and finally succeeded in counterattacking and becoming the village chief?" Even though he knew the ending in advance, he still couldn't stop Rourou's curiosity, "It must have been a hearty battle!"

"Huh? What's the trump card?" Village Chief Long seemed very surprised.

"Eh?! It's your way to win this election. Your opponents are so powerful, how did you defeat them?" Rourou's eyes widened and he rattled the chain.

"Oh, you said that, I later gave two boxes of Viagra to the big brother who counted the votes." Village head Long confessed to his bribery.

"Uh, so it's not that difficult for you to be elected, right?" The otaku found himself powerless to complain anymore.

"However, after I became the village head, I found that life didn't seem to improve. Apart from being allocated a house, the basic salary of civil servants was terribly low. It wasn't enough for Ah Guang and me to fill our stomachs. I heard that other villages I have lived a good life, and I made a lot of money from the villagers and developers, but you all know what I am like now. He is not so much the village chief as the mascot of the village, and he has no other source of income other than the basic salary." Long Yuntian couldn't help but feel a little bit sad when he thought of his life in the rivers and lakes, "In the end, I also I have no choice but to do this kind of thing with Ah Guang."

"Aha, what you mean by 'this kind of business now' is to lure innocent outsiders like us into your home, and then use your special drug to turn us into a fascination, and then hang up like a roast duck The same hanging in your cellar, right?" Chief Escort Zhang feels very bad now, the main reason is that the blood is not flowing with his hands raised all the time, and his arms are almost unconscious.

Long Yuntian nodded, with a cruel smile on his face, "Yes, it seems that you are already familiar with our workflow, but the link we are going to carry out next is the most essential part of the whole thing, I promise This will become a nightmare you will never forget." After saying this, he winked at Tian Boguang behind him, and the expressionless little boy pulled out a blood-stained ax from behind.

"Wow!!!" The otaku screamed loudly with his little maid. That kind of thing is simply the favorite of all horror film writers. It is definitely a supreme experience to go down with an axe.

"Quick, quick, quick!!! Think of something to stop him!" Rourou screamed and looked at the otaku with expectant eyes.

"I...I'm trying to think about it." Escort Zhang racked his brains, looking at the death approaching them step by step, trying to find a glimmer of life, and finally he spoke up to live up to everyone's expectations!

I saw him say, "Wait, don't you plan to insert an advertisement before this?!"

"........."

"I'm very sorry, although I really hope to have an extra income, but unfortunately, no advertiser has contacted us yet, so..." Long Yuntian shrugged and sighed regretfully. Of course, if he still has Shoulder, this should indeed be a shrug.

"Unexpectedly, I will burp when I am young and have not been in a relationship!" Rourou no longer struggled, but his expression was a little sad.

"Uh, Xiao Sun seems to have said this sentence in the previous chapters." Chief Security Officer Zhang kindly reminded.

"Oh, I didn't expect that I even left my last words as second-hand goods." Rourou felt even more sad, "Do you think that if shopkeeper Liu knew the news of my death, he would not be able to help but shed tears of sadness, and then suddenly Looking back, only to realize that he has fallen in love with me unknowingly?"

"Ha, that kind of thing is too bloody idol drama." Although I really want to tell a lie or two to comfort the little girl, but when I think of Liu Chuanfeng after my death, my first reaction is probably A bottle of champagne is popped to celebrate, and someone decides it's better to tell the truth.

"The truth is not cruel, but the truth is only cruel when it is compared with dreams." Zhang Dabao gave Rourou the last ideological and political lesson in his life.

In the next second, the big ax soaked in flesh and blood roared towards him.

Just when the otaku thought his legendary life was about to come to an end here, he unexpectedly discovered that his right leg could move again.

"Eh?!"

The ax eventually struck the chain on his right leg, and a second ax went down, freeing his left leg as well.

"Ah Guang! What are you doing?!" Long Yuntian was shocked when he saw this.

"What are you doing?! Of course I'm saying_goodbye to your master." The little boy Tian Boguang's face was still extremely calm, but his tone was full of impatience, "I should have ignored your objection if I knew you were so ink-stained. You boil the soup and drink it! Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with you asking me to do bad things, but every time I cheat someone back, you have to tell them your tragic story before killing them. Didn’t you consider my feelings?! No matter how many times you listen to the best jokes, it will make people feel bored, let alone your boring story with no bright spots, after listening to it dozens of times It’s more painful than killing me!!!” At the end of the story, Tian Boguang’s emotions finally became agitated, and he waved the ax in his hand, “You fucking know! No! Know! Know! Ah!”

(End of this chapter)