Escort

Chapter 215 The courtship battle of a certain house
"You ask me when will I be pleasantly surprised?" This time, it was the big-breasted girl at the front desk who was caught by someone as a strong man. The girl has recently made great achievements and caught several small fishes in a row. Zhang Da escort came here to ask for advice humbly. The girl tilted her head and thought for a while, then answered firmly, "Of course it's time for a salary increase!"

The otaku spurted blood, "Aside from this...or another way, what can your little Kais do to make you happy?"

"Let me think about it, maybe...they are jealous of me?" The girl smiled shyly.

"Damn it!!! There's no reference value at all!!!" Zhang Dabao went crazy, "The interpersonal relationship on my side is not that complicated!"

"There are simple ones too. Last time, a scissor cut his wrist outside my house to show me that he wanted to prove his true love for me. Tsk tsk, the blood lasted for two hours, and it finally moved me... ..."

"Oh? So ruthless! Then did you fall in love with him in the end?" The otaku was shocked.

"No! Finally, I called an ambulance for him..." the girl said happily.

"That's enough!!! Eldest sister, don't you have any constructive answers?" Escort Zhang burst into tears.

"Actually, if two people like each other, they will be very happy as long as they are together." The girl at the front desk patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.

"Of course I understand the truth, but it's rare for her to celebrate her birthday. On such a memorable day, shouldn't you do something romantic?" The otaku put his face on the table, weakly.

"Hmm, well, do you have any initial thoughts?" the girl asked, dragging her chin.

"Uh, I have an idea... maybe a little bit." The otaku racked his brains, trying to recall those Hong Kong and Taiwan idol dramas, romance novels, and all kinds of inexplicable love games he had watched in his previous life. After a long while, he hesitated, "Um …can I…make a heart out of candles at her door?”

"Brother, please, this kind of antique way of picking up girls has been outdated since the Warring States Period!" the girl said with contempt without hesitation.

"Then... just replace the candles with Kongming lanterns?" The otaku still wanted to try to save him again.

"Is there any difference?" In the end, the girl mercilessly completed a two-hit combo.

A certain house fell into a pool of blood, and said with a breath of air, "The Kongming Lantern...can...can...fly...fly up."

The girl thought about it, and the scene of Kongming lanterns floating in the sky over Qingyang at night seemed pretty good, so she nodded, "This can be kept, but the number of Kongming lanterns should not be less than two hundred, and you can write the first song on each lantern." Love poems or something."

"Isn't the amount of work like this a bit...huge?" Escort Zhang wiped off his cold sweat. He didn't know if Qingyang County had such a large supply of [-] Kongming lanterns.

"Stupid! How can you buy other people's things like this? Of course, you have to do it yourself, so as to show your sincerity."

"No! That's a total of two hundred lamps!!! It's impossible to finish it in seven days if it's purely handmade!" Besides, just thinking about that kind of workload makes people shudder, and the otaku doubts even Even if Lu Ban is resurrected, he may not be able to complete this difficult task.

"Sincerity, sincerity!!!" Shan Cha emphasized again and again, "But everyone can help with the raw materials, so you only need to assemble them."

"Well, that's about the same." It's just about three days for assembling, but there is no problem.

It's a pity that someone heard Shan Cha continue before he had time to be happy, "This way you will have enough time for poetry creation."

"Pfft~ Two hundred poems, let me write them now!!!" The otaku almost didn't lift the table directly, "There are only three days!!! Cao Zijian's possessed body can't handle this kind of thing!"

Shan Cha ignored his protest, "In addition, the best music has a little bit, eh, by the way, there are rumors in the world that you are not very good at singing, you can sing a song for her... Uh, forget it, it will be very cold if you go out of tune, Otherwise, let Xiaorou play some background music for you, and you can take the opportunity to confess your love to her or something."

"I haven't made up my mind about the confession yet." Head Escort Zhang hesitated, "Besides, I think it's good to be like this now. If I get rejected, there will be no chance at all."

"Oh, I hate you mother-in-law and mother-in-law men the most, but you can do whatever you want, we are only responsible for helping you as a backup, and in the end it depends on your own performance." Shan Cha waved her hand, "Oh, I almost forgot, and Birthday gift, what did you choose?"

"Uh, a jade bracelet." Escort Zhang said honestly, Shan Cha took it over and glanced at the price, and suddenly exclaimed.

"Damn! I take back what I said before, so you are so sincere!!! I only have one question left now, can I still get my mother's salary on time this month!"

"Don't worry, you didn't use the funds of the Escort Bureau to buy this." The otaku comforted her.

"That's about the same. Have you figured out how to give it to her?" Seeing that the most important salary was not in danger, the girl was decisively relieved, and continued to play the role of her emotional advisor dutifully.

"Huh? How to deliver what?"

"It's just... you have to be strategic when giving gifts to girls. For example, when you are in school, some boys will secretly stuff snacks in the bookcase of the little girl who is new to you, or when proposing, many people like to hide rings in the bookcase. In the cake, let the woman accidentally find out. In short, no matter what you want to give, you must have a way. Of course, your bracelet is so expensive that it is not impossible to pat it directly in front of her. It's a lot worse."

"Then do you have any good suggestions?" Escort Zhang asked humbly.

"This depends on her personality. For example, if she is careless, the method of hiding the diamond in the cake is not very effective, because she is likely to swallow the cake and the diamond ring together, so that you will turn from a marriage proposal to a murder. , even if she is lucky enough to survive, you can basically wash up and sleep."

"Well, Master is probably a very kind person with a sense of justice. Although he looks a little cold on the outside, he is very gentle on the inside." The otaku thought of the bowl of tofu curd he used to have.

"If this is the case, I personally recommend the small animal method. To put it simply, you need a cute and stupid animal to appear as a partner, and successfully poke her heart. After that, you can consider wrapping your gift and hanging it on the On the little animal, she will naturally find your gift when she plays with the little animal, and you just need to stand there and look at her coolly."

"Hey, that sounds pretty cool."

(End of this chapter)