Escort

Chapter 261 Chapter 270 Five No, uncle, we don't smoke

There was a lot of noise outside the courtyard, and the opinions of the treasure hunters were divided. Some people wanted to rush in and kill people to seize the treasure, but some people disagreed. The disagreement was not because of gentleness, but because one of the six regulations announced by the organizing committee had clearly stated that You can't hurt civilians. Although the four otaku are not civilians, the owner of this farmhouse is an ordinary person, and everyone doesn't understand the scale of this injury for the time being. If the mental injury is also considered injury, it will be sad, you rush in It will cause people to be surprised, and your qualifications will be disqualified as a result, which is simply a strange injustice through the ages.

In addition, although the courtyard wall is not too high, if you climb into it, you are actually breaking into a private house. Even if you do not violate the rules, it is illegal. If you violate the law of Dayan, the government has a reason to arrest you. The unlucky buddy in front of you is a lesson. In the end, the money was not made, and people went in, which is naturally not right.

Everyone was melancholy. They had never encountered such a difficult situation. Of course, this group of people were not good birds. But they are basically on their own territory, and they are all villains and bandits. Most of the officials turn a blind eye. To put it bluntly, there are people above them, but now they are in Shangyuan County. There are also people from the Shushan faction who have been monitoring secretly. These people have lost their geographical advantage, so they can't help but feel a little bit reluctant. Now they have to look forward and backward even to break into a private house.

But it's strange to say that the owner of this farmhouse is not as happy as the one next door. He can ask for anything as long as he gives money. The owner of this store has not shown up until now, as if he is not in the service area. He went up and knocked on the door No one opened it, and everyone couldn't figure out what the situation was. Some people boldly guessed that the treasure protectors inside were brutally raped and killed, right?

"Fuck your sister!" The rest of the people despised it. When the treasure protection competition started, other changes were unknown, but all the ordinary people were pleasantly surprised to find that their status had suddenly increased a lot overnight. They were flattered. Those Muggles who help with knives don’t take them seriously at all, but now when people ask directions, they start to use honorific words, and when they eat bowls of noodles, they hand over money. It's summer vacation.

Rape and murder are naturally impossible to happen.

Even if the otaku and the others really have this kind of heart, they still can't do it. The main reason is that the boss looks too...so different.

"Did you encounter any difficulties?" A voice came from behind.

Head Escort Zhang turned his head when he heard the words, and took a breath, "Kobe Bryant?!"

Nani, what the hell is this? !Everyone turned around together, and Momo covered her mouth, "Martin Luther King?!"

"Don't make trouble, she just looks a little... dark." After Liu Chuanfeng said this, he felt guilty for a while. This tm is a little dark, and the night is not as black as him!

When the few people came in before, it was a young guy who received them. He didn't see the boss at all, thinking that the boss was busy with something. Only now did he realize that it was not that he was busy, but that he was standing in the yard, but he was not at all on his side. I didn't notice, it's just that the honest-looking uncle in the shop next door said that this person is his brother, isn't this skin color too far off?No matter how mutated the DNA is, it can't reach this level. For a while, even Mr. Liu couldn't help complaining crazily in his heart.

"Hehe." The boss didn't care, or maybe he was used to it, he laughed a few times and asked, "Do you need any help?"

There was no response here, and the four of them were all immersed in the shock of "so blacks can speak Chinese so well", and forgot to answer for a moment.

Momo came to her senses after a while, and waved to the boss sternly, "No, uncle, we don't smoke marijuana."

The boss is crazy, who said that all black people sell marijuana, you are simply racist!
Escort Zhang came out to smooth things over, "Children are ignorant, brother, don't take it to heart."

The boss felt a little better now, but then he heard someone continue, "But we really don't need marijuana."

"…………"boss.

"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense. You all know the situation outside. I can help you leave here without anyone noticing, but it depends on your sincerity." The boss said weakly.

"Oh?" Everyone's spirits were shaken, they didn't expect to be able to survive tonight.

The otaku leaned forward to make friends with brother Hei, "56 ethnic groups, 56 flowers, and 56 brothers and sisters are one family. Talking about sincerity hurts feelings."

The boss snorted coldly, "Do you really think I'm an idiot? Once I help you for free, those people outside will not be able to earn money."

Liu Chuanfeng was very kind, without saying a word, he immediately took out a large ingot of silver from the package and stuffed it into the boss's hand. The boss's eyes lit up, he weighed the silver ingot in his hand, and bit it with his teeth to express his satisfaction.

In my lifetime, I can still see the picture of the black uncle biting silver with his teeth, and everyone is also drunk.

There was another sound of knocking on the door outside. After accepting the taels of sincerity, the boss did not hesitate. He said follow me and called everyone to enter the kitchen next to him.

The boss called the otaku next to him to help, and the two moved away the large water tank on the southwest side together. There was a mystery hidden under the water tank, revealing a big black hole. The boss grinned and showed a smug smile, "How about it? Didn't lie to you."

As a result, the four of them exclaimed together, "Boss, your teeth are so white."

The black boss collapsed, where is the focus of these bastards?

After the otaku and the others entered the tunnel, the boss called the boy, and together they moved the water tank back to the original place, and then the boss went to open the door.

"***?" Everyone outside the door was shocked.

The boss burst into tears, can't you just change the meme?
"Sorry, we are all contestants in this Treasure Protection Conference. We came here with no malice. We just want to go in and find someone." The treasure hunters sent a refined-looking man to negotiate with the black boss, speaking as kindly as possible.There is no way, who can't afford to provoke ordinary people now.

The boss shook his head, "I don't have the person you are looking for here."

"Hehe." Everyone laughed, no one took you so long to open the door, but are we all fools?

The boss is very honest, "It's really not."

Everyone laughed again, and the messenger said, "Since there is no one inside, why don't you let us go in and take a look?"

The boss then shook his head, "You can't enter if you don't stay in the shop."

Everyone had heard this word not long ago, so they understood it. Someone immediately took money out of his pocket, and the boss laughed in his heart. He lied to the otaku and others before, and whoever said let them go would lose money. Over there As soon as the few people left, he was empty-handed and White Wolf immediately made another fortune.

(End of this chapter)