Escort

Chapter 27
They were just wandering around anyway, so Zhang Xiaoxi naturally didn't mind turning into a spectator party once, as soon as she saw that there was excitement ahead, she rushed to the crowd to watch.

"Hey, how strange, I only know that there are people in Dongluogu Lane who use magic tricks and fake jade articles to fool people. You are good, just use bugs to trick us, do you really think you are a fool?"

"That's right, the worms are also sold, you want to be crazy about money."

"Still bragging that it's a rare and rare medicine that is rare in a thousand years, and it costs one tael of silver each? I don't even want to post it to my old lady!"

The person who wanted to sell bugs on a whim was a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed as a hunter, with a long bow and short knives, he seemed to be begging for a living in the nearby mountains. What do you know, what do you know? This worm is a treasure, and one bite can cure all diseases."

When everyone heard what he said, there was another burst of laughter. Someone with good intentions brought a mouse out of nowhere, imitating his tone and hurriedly said, "You ignorant guys, what do you know? This mouse is a baby, eat it!" The little lady who took care of you couldn't get out of bed the next day."

Zhang Xiaoxi also laughed happily, but while laughing, he looked at the worms that the young Orion brought to set up a stall, Nani?Why does this thing look so familiar?Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly remembered the set of encyclopedias that his father bought for him when he was a young lady in the prime of his life in his previous life. As a science lover, he had seen pictures of such magical creatures in biology chapters. This... this Could it be the legendary Cordyceps sinensis?

It shouldn't be. Aren't ancient Chinese doctors very sharp?In my impression, the medicinal value of Cordyceps sinensis has been discovered a long time ago. It is said that this thing is compounded by the ergot fungus Cordyceps sinensis parasitizing on the larvae and corpses of bat moth larvae. There are many ancient medical publications There are records, it is a kind of very precious medicinal material.But looking at the sleazy expressions of the onlookers now, Zhang Xiaoxi is not sure whether it is because of the poor science education in the Great Yan Dynasty that they are too ignorant, or whether there is really no such thing as Cordyceps sinensis in my dignified Great Yan Dynasty.

Seeing that more and more people regard this as a New Year's entertainment, they come over to laugh at the poor Orion boy. The boy has no words to explain, and he is about to pack up his things and leave dejectedly, but Zhang Xiaoxi's heart is moved, and he takes a step forward He stopped him and said, "Little brother, you sell this thing too expensive."

The young Orion thought that another one came to have fun, so he couldn't help saying annoyed, "If you don't buy it, don't ask the price."

Zhang Xiaoxi was not angry either, she smiled and asked, "How many bugs like this do you have?"

Seeing that he never made any jokes, the young Orion seemed to be sincere, so he said suspiciously, "This worm is precious. The older generation of Orion said it was a gift from the mountain god to the hunters, but we often enter the mountain. It's very hard to come across, and I only found eight of them." But because he was hurt too much by everyone just now, he didn't dare to open his mouth to ask for a tael of silver again.

The onlookers saw that someone really wanted to buy these worms, and immediately tried to persuade them, "Little brother, it's not easy to make money, let alone buying a few worms for the Chinese New Year is a disappointment."

Zhang Xiaoxi couldn't bear the siege anymore, and said on the spot that he was actually a bug controler. Seeing that these bugs look good, take them back for collection. Everyone, take a look, I'll go, the world is full of wonders, and there are people who like bugs Ah, but since he is very sober and not stupid enough to really want to eat these bugs, I definitely can't deprive him of his personal hobbies.

In the end, the two parties finalized this happy transaction with a package price of two taels of silver. The young Orion was about to smile crookedly while holding the silver, and said in a hurry, "Thank you very much today, I was just about to buy Qiu'er What about the copper hairpin, with this copper hairpin, Qiu’er should agree to marry me.” Then he reminded, “Those bugs are really good for people’s health, don’t forget to eat them.”

Zhang Xiaoxi also has a good impression of this young man in the mountains (Zhang Xiaoxi: Fuck me, the author, please don’t change my sexuality). Seeing that although he has never studied martial arts, he is very strong and healthy. I don't know if it's because of long-term consumption of suspected Cordyceps sinensis, thinking that the bodyguard bureau is worrying about manpower, so he asked casually, "I don't know what plans this little brother has in the future? If you don't want to hunt anymore, you might as well come to my bodyguard bureau How about being a bodyguard?"

Hearing this, the young man showed hesitation on his face. It seems that what happened today has hit him hard. There are two worlds inside and outside the mountains. In fact, the young man envies the life of those city people, but because of the world Generations have lived in the mountains, and this relationship is obviously hard to let go.

Seeing him a little tempted, Zhang Xiaoxi hurriedly added a hot line, "Young people should come out to roam around, don't you want to see the outside world, when you return your clothes in the future... return this mountain I'm sure your Qiu'er will also be proud of you."

The boy's eyes lit up when he heard this, "This little brother is right. If it was Qiu'er, he would definitely support me. This little brother will take me to your chief escort."

Zhang Xiaoxi pretended to cough with embarrassment, and said, "I am the chief escort."

The boy was taken aback, "Didn't you say that all the chief escorts are martial arts heroes?"

The otaku slapped his chest loudly, and said cheekily, "Yes, I am the martial arts hero you mentioned."

The young man expressed doubts about this, Zhang Xiaoxi was too lazy to argue with this guy, and at the same time comforted himself that it was normal for such a wild man who had never heard of my reputation, so he told him that if he figured it out, he could do it on the [-]th day of the first month. Come to Dayan Mobile Escort Bureau to apply.Since this kid doesn't cooperate, a narrow-minded person like Zhang Xiaoxi naturally doesn't plan to open the back door for him, you should compete with others for the job, dear.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Zhang Xiaoxi, who was carrying a bag of bugs, naturally didn't dare to go to the master's house in such a blatant way. Aren't girls afraid of caterpillars?Especially the more beautiful she is, the more at odds with the worms. Although Master is the fighting beauty among beauties, if he kicks himself and Brother Chong out of the house in a fit of anger, that would be a disaster.

After going back to the Escort and throwing the worms in the kitchen, Zhang Xiaoxi couldn’t wait to run to the Qingyang Martial Arts Hall. Walking on the road, the otaku’s heart was pounding, and he always felt that he was not perfect enough. After walking two or three steps, I have to straighten my hairstyle, straighten my clothes and so on, and I almost have a nervous breakdown when I walk to the door of the martial arts hall.

Wang Shengnan opened the door, and saw the otaku outside the door looking into the distance with his hands behind his back, leaving only a side face for her, a little puzzled, "What are you looking at?"

The otaku said sadly, "Look at the time we spent together..."

Wang Shengnan raised his eyebrows, "You must be sick."

Wiping off her cold sweat, Zhang Xiaoxi praised, "Hehe, I knew that a heroic heroine like you, Master, would definitely not like this kind of melancholy little freshman moaning without illness."

Wang Shengnan rubbed his forehead and said, "You better come in quickly, we just happen to make dumplings together."

PlanA: A small and refreshing opening.Ending: Tragically despised! ! !It doesn't matter, who said that successful people only have one action plan, it doesn't matter if Plan A is killed, we still have Plan B.

In the kitchen, the beautiful master is kneading and rolling the dough, while Zhang Xiaoxi is making dumplings. After a while, the otaku is holding a dumpling in the shape of Mickey Mouse (the author is also a little unsure whether objects of this shape can be counted as Dumplings) said, "Master, Master, look quickly... this is Mickey Mouse!"

Wang Shengnan raised his eyes and glanced, "What? It's so ugly."

"Oh." The otaku was shocked and put down the freshly baked Mickey Mouse, but less than a quarter of an hour later, the otaku shouted again, "Look, master, master... this is Xiaolong!"

Wang Shengnan glanced at the dumpling with horns on the head and tail behind the young man's hand, and said lightly, "There are too many noodles like this, it's not tasty."

"Oh." The poor little heart of the otaku was hit twice, and he was sluggish for half an hour. Wang Shengnan didn't hear Zhang Xiaoxi's voice again. The naive sister Yu thought that the boy was finally making dumplings honestly. , but after a while, the otaku shouted again, "Master, Master, look quickly... this is the Ultraman family!"

So without any surprise, the otaku who wasted dough and dumpling stuffing was kicked out of the kitchen by the furious beautiful master.The dejected boy was pinching pebbles in the yard bored. Mr. PlanB—"Cheers to you" was also brutally killed, woo woo woo... Am I really a good person who gets a card and grows old?
Wang Shengnan in the kitchen quickly made the dumplings, and when he took them to the pot, he saw a group of aggressive Ottos on the chopping board, finally, his frosty face finally did not block the faint smile.

(End of this chapter)