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Chapter 37 Hey, what about your morals, old man?

While chatting, more than a dozen girls in palace costumes suddenly walked out of the second floor. They were dressed in colorful clothes, with willow waists swaying slightly, and jade legs were faintly visible. They came down from upstairs slowly with a lantern in their hands.

Immediately, the extremely noisy group of heroes quieted down, their eyes were full of anticipation, and they stared at the room in the middle of the second floor. I don’t know who blew out the candlesticks on the table first, and then the people at other tables followed suit, and finally even the oil lamps on the wall were extinguished, and the only ones in the hall that were still lit were the girls. The lanterns in the hands are like a quiet blooming flowers lined up one by one in the darkness, flickering and flickering, gradually revealing a beautiful face in the myriad haze.

The otaku sighed below, the opening effect of this full of literary style is comparable to that of Jay Chou's concert, but it's a pity that there is no tongue-biting next sentence, hello everyone, I'm Jay Chou~
In the darkness, Mr. Zhou, who is a rare flower in the world, shouted, "Peony Peony! I love you! Just like mice love rice!" After shouting, he poked Zhan Yuxiong, who was beside him with an embarrassed expression, "Zhan Da Hero! Why don't you shout along with me!" At that moment, Zhan Yuxiong even thought of killing this guy desperately.

The heroes downstairs were also dissatisfied, what a beautiful artistic conception, what a soft lighting, what a sharp stage effect, it was all ruined by that bastard Nima!

But at this moment, Mr. Zhou is obviously completely immersed in the endless fantasies of a brain-dead fan, wishing to wave his light sticks all over the world to convey his love... However, a faint sigh made his mood soar. He couldn't help being tense, and stared blankly at that beautiful, heartbreaking face, only to see the beautiful woman's eyes flickering, her brows slightly frowned, making people unable to help but also fall into that sad silence.

"My family has heard that thugs have been rampant in Qingyang City recently, and their evil deeds have continued. Even the good sisters around my family cannot escape the clutches of those villains. My family can't help but worry about it, and I am very afraid that others will be murdered again. I am single and weak, I only wish I could not capture this beast with my own hands, so I sincerely invite all great heroes and chivalrous men to come here to discuss the great cause of arresting the murderer! If any of you present here can calm this disaster patient, I will be very grateful!"

Hearing this sentence, the heroes off the court became excited immediately!Thank you very much!Are the rumors actually true? !A wretched one immediately shouted, "I don't know what kind of way to thank you that Fairy Peony is talking about?"

Fairy Peony lowered her head and smiled shyly. She wanted to refuse and greet her every moment, and her delicate and charming charm even made countless men downstairs feel distracted. She paused every word, "When the time comes, the little girl is willing to let that hero deal with her."

As soon as these words were uttered, there was an uproar. The heroes in the hall who heard these words seemed to have turned into a pack of wolves, howling, and some elderly people with heart disease even trembled with excitement. When I got up, I had to take out the Zhongjing brand quick-acting heart-relief pills in my pocket (insert a small advertisement, no one gave us advertising fees?).You must know that this world is not the world of information explosion in the previous life of the otaku. The life of the people in this world is relatively simple and monotonous. Most of the male compatriots and almost the vast majority of female compatriots are still full of integrity Full, they have no TV, no computer, and naturally no small island movies. When they were in elementary school, they would not go out with the braces girl or the sad brother in the next class. Many people even went to the nearby small villages for farmhouse After a while, he never left Qingyang County in his whole life.He or she may only have one or two goddesses in his or her heart from birth to death, but those goddesses who stand at the top of the entertainment circle usually don't even look at them with empty pockets, but now ,Just today!Just like what is written on countless cheating game posters!Hanging silk can also counterattack!They finally get a chance to do some healthy and rewarding exercise with their goddesses! (cough cough) It is even possible to bring the goddess home, and wait until the dead of night, and play with the goddess... the Three Kingdoms.

Zhang Xiaoxi secretly wiped off her cold sweat, not because what Fairy Peony said was too ecstasy, but...you are cheating!The so-called peony fairy upstairs didn't open her mouth from beginning to end, okay?Although it is said that the more senior women in brothels in ancient times, the more versatile they are, but my dear, are you sure that ventriloquist is also in the range of versatility!Please be serious, please!It's just that because the special effects on the field are so good, everyone didn't notice it at first, but now naturally some people gradually notice it, and they start to be confused.

So a thirteen or fourteen-year-old loli voice actor calmly walked out from behind Peony Fairy. The loli voice actor bowed to everyone expressionlessly, "Sister Peony has a bad voice these two days, so I entrusted you with carte blanche." As her press spokesperson, the above words are from her heart, Baihualou can fully guarantee it, please rest assured."

When everyone heard that there was a guarantee from Baihualou, they immediately felt relieved. Just as they were flirting, the obscene voice from before sounded again, "Fairy, are you really letting others deal with you? May I ask you to be rough?"

The crowd was in an uproar before the words were finished. The voice actress Loli hesitated for a moment, nodded firmly and said, "Yes."

So after three seconds of calm, the scene became even more heated. Mr. Zhou opened his mouth wide enough to fit a fist, and his saliva dripped on Zhan Daxia's beloved T-shirt, with Zhan Daxia's expression on his face It's as black as the built-in screen saver of win95.

Zhang Xiaoxi can't remember how many cold sweats she wiped off today. She is a hero from ancient times who gave birth to a lolita. This must be a great hatred. Looking at the Peony Fairy who is smiling more and more reluctantly, even if you are not the one who was given away There is no need to answer so decisively! o(╯□╰)o
After complaining about the black-bellied loli upstairs, the otaku turned his head to look at Tieguai Li who was sitting with a group of smiles, and comforted him sincerely, "I said, Lao Li, we know that your recent relationship and marriage Isn't life very happy, is it because your wife is gradually unable to bear your young and lively heart? It doesn't matter, we men can still solve it by ourselves, but why do we need to embark on such a path of heavy taste?"

Tieguai Li pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah? Ah? What are you talking about? Why can't I hear anything all of a sudden?"

Zhang Xiaoxi was sweating profusely, old man, your reaction is clearly that Wang Er didn’t steal 300 taels, and you immediately despised him, “Even if your soulful two voices just now used internal force, it’s hard to figure out where exactly is it?” Who asked, but don't forget that the number one young hero of Qingyang sitting next to you is also a master with internal strength!"

Tieguai Li turned pale with shock, "You can detect this, what is your internal strength?"

The otaku hehe said, "Of course I didn't notice it, but I just think that you have such a wretched potential, and you don't deal with the Tianxing Gang, so I don't rule out that you will use some methods with no minimum limit to embarrass their oiran. So if you cheat casually, old man, you really fell for it."

This time it was Tieguai Li's turn to wipe off his cold sweat, "I'm fucking, boy, you are really treacherous."

Zhang Xiaoxi smiled and said modestly, "Where is it, I can't beat the old man, you have a strong taste."

While the two were bragging about each other, the people who had been beaten up had already rushed into action. Seeing countless people rushing to the door, it seemed that they were afraid that if they were too late, they would be too late. The people who went out first had already caught them all. Mr. Zhou grabbed Zhan Yuxiong by the collar and shouted, "Quick! Tell me where the back door is! I want my father to send someone to search Qingyang County right now." Chaotian! How can I let this group of lower Liba people find the murderer first! The peony is mine! I want to stop watching her do shameful things with other men!"

(End of this chapter)