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Chapter 520 This is called Integrity!

Yizhimei complained while eating the noodles, "Is there any mistake, the shreds of meat in this noodles are thinner than hair."

The otaku smiled, "You are a smart person, so I won't talk nonsense, join my Dayan Mobile, at least I can guarantee that no one in Liangzhou, including the government, will trouble you. Of course, if you It would be even better if you are willing to change your name and face.”

However, to someone's surprise, Iljimae refused without even thinking about it, "Sorry, I'm not interested."

"Why? Isn't it better to be a bodyguard than to be a thief? Although your income may be reduced, you can get every copper coin safely, and you don't have to live such a life of fear. No matter how powerful it is, there are very few people who can end well, there are people out there, and if you fall into my hands this time, you may fall into someone else's hands next time." Chief Zhang persuaded patiently.

Yizhimei rolled her eyes, "Please brother, do you think a person who pursues stability will become a thief? If I wanted a stable life, I would have given up six or seven years ago. Find a woman and give birth to me." A bunch of brats, earning a little money, bragging with the widow next door, this kind of happy life of ordinary people is really unbearable for me, I am destined to be a man like the wind, blowing through the hearts of countless girls and the hearts of rich people purse without leaving any traces. Hmm, but I have to admit that you have a good eye and see our value, but it’s a pity that you and I are destined to have nothing to do with you, young man.”

"Tsk tsk, you are not afraid that I will send you to the government or give you to those people in Qingzhou to receive the reward?"

"If I was afraid before a cup of tea, unfortunately, just now, you made a very serious mistake." Yizhimei grinned, "You shouldn't invite me to eat noodles, let alone let me go." fate."

After saying this, Yizhimei kicked the table in front of her and at the same time did a backflip, she had already floated three feet away, she stroked her hair and said chicly, "Haha, thank you, Chief Security Officer Zhang, for your kindness Hospitality, but we still prefer delicacies from mountains and seas to street food, remember to hide all your valuables as soon as you go back, because you have been targeted by me."

Yizhimei laughed triumphantly, he is still very confident in his lightness skills, the lone thief Yizhimei is famous in Qingzhou, the treasures he stole are more valuable than each one, and each important case he commits is more sensational , but his experience before becoming famous is rarely known. Unlike most of his peers, Yizhimei's life was better than ordinary people when he was young. His mother was originally a nobleman in a brothel Well, the so-called "clean men" are women who provide some soft and erotic services in entertainment venues in today's words. When you have a lot of status, even if you are the Virgin Mary, you have to come out to pick up guests.

Yizhimei's mother lost her precious first time because of a big shot. In addition, security measures are generally not in place in this era. Unfortunately, Mei's mother won the lottery and became pregnant with Zhimei. Fortunately, the big man took the mother and son out of the brothel when they knew about it, bought a yard in the city to house them, and sent people to send money and some necessary daily necessities every month. Mei had no worries about food and clothing when he was a child, but he always lacked the love of his father. This caused him to hate all ruling classes when he grew up, despise the law and like to challenge authority, and finally became a thief gloriously.

At the beginning, he was just playing around, picking up a wallet and picking cucumbers in the market, but like all the male pig feet in YY novels, an accident made him get a book called "Seven Steps of Plum Blossoms" Since then, Xianyu has turned around, and Zhimei has gradually become famous in the Jianghu. With the increase of fame, Yimei also began to fight against some well-known masters in the Jianghu. He was surprised to find that the level of Qinggong of these people is actually He couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes, and even if he couldn't beat the opponent, he could always escape and get it in time. Only then did Yizhimei confirm that she had indeed picked up the treasure.

This made him have unparalleled confidence in his lightness kung fu, and it is true, he can hardly remember how many times he has relied on this set of "Seven Steps of Plum Blossoms" to save himself from danger, and he firmly believes that this time he will not There will be an exception, Yizhimei turns around and finds that someone is no longer in sight, she can't help laughing up to the sky, "Haha, little boy, fight with me."

"What's wrong with fighting with you?" A voice asked with interest.

Yizhimei turned his face away, suddenly horrified, he finally understood why there was no shadow of Zhang Daebao behind him, it was because he had already run in front of him at some point, and what was even more ridiculous was that there was still a body in someone's hand. Holding the half-eaten bowl of Yangchun noodles he had just eaten.

"You...you you!!!" Yizhimei opened her mouth wide, with an expression of seeing a ghost.

"Tsk tsk, didn't you learn "Compassion for Farmers" when you were a child? Didn't Ma Ma teach you not to waste food? Even if you are in a hurry to leave, you should at least finish your noodles. Oh, yes, and your chopsticks." The otaku threw out the chopsticks in his hand while talking.

Yizhimei only felt a gust of cold wind blowing by his ears, and then saw that the two wooden chopsticks were inserted into the big tree behind him, and at least half of them missed the trunk.

Iljimae smiled wryly, he knew that this was someone warning him not to do any more petty tricks.

"If you finished your after-dinner activities, then I think we can continue the previous topic and talk about your joining Dayan Mobile." The otaku said unhurriedly.

"It's impossible." Yizhimei gritted her teeth, "I'd rather go to jail than join your escort agency."

"why?"

"This is called integrity." Yizhimei said with her head held high.

"..." Someone was speechless, "Brother, you are a thief and you still talk about integrity with others, well, I have changed my mind, you don't need to join our Dayan Mobile, but you must agree to my two requirements, otherwise I will I still want to send you to the government, and I will suggest that the catcher wear your lute bone, and save you from spending all day in prison thinking about how to escape from prison."

"Damn it, do you want to be so ruthless!" Yizhimei was startled. For a martial arts practitioner, if the pipa bone is pierced, it is equivalent to abolishing a whole body of martial arts. They are either rich or expensive, and it must be very exciting if he becomes a useless person.

(End of this chapter)