Escort

Chapter 550 No, this is advice from a critical friend

"Young man, I wonder if you have ever heard of the name Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon?"

"Jade-faced little flying dragon?" The otaku recalled it carefully, then shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, there are too many celebrities in the arena recently, and many people don't want to practice martial arts well, but instead try to hype and package themselves, in order to become more famous. I can use any means, but to be honest, these people only become popular for ten days and a half months every time, who will remember them after that? The better ones can take one or two advertisements, go around to earn some extra money, and mess around It's not impossible to shoot an AV or something like that while living in a foreign country."

The boss nodded in agreement, "It's different from now. In our era, celebrities in the Jianghu had a lot of gold. For example, we Wulin Seven Evils. No one in the Jianghu will frown when our name is mentioned."

"Oh? Sure enough, nine times out of ten, the owners of small roadside restaurants are people with stories."

"Ha, that was really an era that people yearn for." When the boss spoke, there was a look of nostalgia in his eyes, "What is good and evil, good and evil are bullshit, the most important thing to be a human being is to be happy, kill what you want to kill People, being the woman you want to be, plus a group of daring friends to accompany you wandering around the world, this is fucking life!"

"Hehe, of course you are happy being someone else's wife."

The boss shook his head, "This world will always be dominated by the weak and the strong, and you decent people are actually loyal believers of this sentence, but you won't admit it, a bunch of poor hypocrites, forget it, I won't argue with you about these ideological Stuff, anyway I say this as long as you know what I was when I was young."

"Yeah, I already understand the general situation, and you can continue to talk about it."

"Although the seven of us are not biological brothers, we are like brothers and sisters. We roamed the rivers and lakes together, murdered and set fire to our homes and looted our houses together. We lived a life of joyful enmity. The gang of meddling turtle sons came to our door several times, but were beaten by the eldest brother and the third brother. They teamed up to fight back, and one of them, a bull-nosed man named San Tong, was beaten into pieces by the third brother. The seven of us became famous because of this, and everyone in the world changed their expressions. Oh, yes, almost I forgot to introduce, among the seven of us, the third brother and the eldest brother are the best in martial arts, and they are all masters of the pure green realm. The other brothers are not bad at fighting. Because, it can't help at all."

"But there is one thing that they can't catch up with me." When the boss said this, he couldn't help but a smug look on his withered face.

"You mean... the skill of making noodles?" The otaku asked tentatively after a long while.

"Fucking shit, who the hell is talking about that kind of shit? The seven brothers and I were villains who were famous all over the world back then. They committed countless major and important cases. How could we be short of this little money? The life we ​​live like you The poor boy here can't even imagine that there are abalone and shark's fins in every meal, and there are beautiful maids feeding them into their mouths without even reaching out. People of our status will make noodles with our own hands?"

"...Actually, you don't have to be so ashamed as an old man. It's not a shame to know how to make noodles." Someone said disapprovingly.

"I'm warning you, I can't make noodles!!!" The boss finally lost control of his emotions and wanted to reach for a knife.

"Okay, okay, I admit that you don't know how to be the head office of noodles, tsk tsk, you are such a big person, and you can copy guys at every turn, don't you know that pure violence can't solve any problems?" The otaku said persuasively.

"Hmph." The boss sat back in his seat again after hearing the words, "Maybe you can't imagine it now, but at that time I was indeed a handsome guy who was rarer than Pan An, and many girls only needed to see him at first sight I will fall in love with me, and I got the title of Jade Face Little Flying Dragon at that time."

"Ha, it's really unimaginable." Escort Zhang stared for a long time, but he couldn't see where the old and ugly boss was.

"Hey, if you were exposed to the wind and sun by the river like me, you would look like this today after 20 years of getting up early and working late at night." The boss smiled miserably.

"Don't be so pessimistic, girls in this world have different tastes, maybe someone likes yours." The otaku kindly enlightened him.

The boss seemed to be in a better mood when he heard the words, and continued to tell the story after a short break, "Back then I was full of flowers and high-spirited, and the one I liked the most was the eldest lady from a rich family. They take it down, if it doesn’t work, use force, and then abandon them ruthlessly, sometimes I also go to play with ladies and so on, but this kind of situation is usually your wish, it’s boring after a long time, or a virgin or something Interesting, especially a lot of stupid women will die after I disappear. By the way, if I remember correctly, there is a servant girl who hanged herself the next day after I raped her. Haha, that woman is really too Stupid."

"Tsk tsk, even for a scumbag, this is too much. If I'm not wrong, you Ma Ma left you when you were very young and was abandoned by others, which caused you You have deep-seated resentment towards women, so you will use this method to hurt them and get the pleasure of revenge from it, in short, this is a kind of psychological disease."

"........."

"Did my mother come to you to give me psychological counseling?"

"No, this is just advice from a critical friend."

"Hmph, remember what I said, boy, if you dare to give me a psychological analysis, I will chop you up for anything you say."

"Let's go back to what happened in the past. The seven of us got news that the Central Plains Escort had placed a batch of red goods. They set off from the capital seven days ago and went to Wu'an secretly along the waterway. Calculating the time, we just happened to be on the Qinghe River. Hijacking them is a big deal. It is said that the value of the red goods is more than 10 taels. As long as we do this, we will not have to worry about money for at least three to five years. Needless to say, there are seven of us brothers Immediately put down the things at hand and set off to rush here."

"Well, you have never been a robber, so you may not know that robbing darts on the water is the easiest and most dangerous, because the escort and the employer have nowhere to escape, so they can only fight recklessly. Once the difference in strength is too large, it is basically one-sided. The situation of being massacred, but on the other hand, this situation also exists for the robbery side. The seven of us are wise and wise, but we did not expect to fall into their trap this time. There are a large group of masters hidden in the cabin."

(End of this chapter)