Leisure Mountain Village
Chapter 452 You Are Unlucky
Chapter 452 You Are Unlucky
When he reached the door of Lin Chen's house, Ma Yue peeked in through the crack of the door, but he wasn't asleep yet?Isn't this a delay?What time is it, don't you know that staying up late will make you bald! ?
Although I was a little anxious in my heart, Ma Yue knew that the most important thing to do this kind of thing is patience. Other things can be almost, or even not, but patience must be there. Anyway, you can't be happy all night, right?
The two of them wrapped up their clothes and squatted down at the door. As long as Lin Chen's family had a rest, they could get in by themselves and kidnap one or two. It's not up to them how much they want at that time.
The two squatted down at the door, while Lin Chen and the others in the room were enjoying their meal. When Lin Chen heard from his mother that they were eating hot pot today, he simply invited the saber. After all, it is our Huaxia special food, and During this period of time, Saber has really helped a lot. How many people have been sent away by driving a sledge in the county, the locals are almost treating Saber as the Bethune of the new era.
Although it is said that Saber is comfortable with getting along with wolves, and even feels anxious if you don't let me do it, but people are really helpful, so Lin Chen naturally wants to reward him.
What I hate the most about hot pot is probably the food. I can't eat it after I've rinsed it. People who eat hot pot don't even spit out their bones. Is there any humanity left?
Dongshi was very bored, so he simply ran to the door and lay down on his stomach. Suddenly, Dongshi felt something moving at the door, and immediately got up and walked over.
Pushing the door, a hole was immediately squeezed out of the double-opening door. The thing stuck his head out, and then saw Ma Yue and Xiao Huangmao No. [-] squatting at the door.
This scene startled Ma Yue and Xiao Huangmao No. [-] as well. A dog's head suddenly grew on the door. If it wasn't for the heavy snow and the bright outside, both of them probably thought they had encountered a supernatural event.
Things looked at the two suspiciously, and the two also looked at things in a daze. Little Huangmao No. [-] tightened the ax in his hand and wanted to cut off the dog's head, but Ma Yue stopped him and shook his head. , said in a low voice, "It's okay, Husky... Be stupid and ruthless, nothing bad will happen."
"What if it barks?" Xiao Huangmao No. [-] asked in a low voice.
Ma Yue glanced at him and said, "Isn't it normal for a dog to bark? This f*ck is not human, and you can chop off its dog's head with an axe, so it will be easy to be discovered at that time."
The little yellow-haired No. [-] nodded quickly, as expected of being the boss, what he considered was more careful, and hurriedly put away the axe, and the little yellow-haired No. [-] gave Dongshi a smile.
Things are very angry, huh, do you really think that dogs don't learn foreign languages?My stuff is a genius among dogs, and I am afraid that the IQ of labor and capital is higher than yours.
Things shrank their heads and went back, and then came to Lin Chen in a ditzy manner, pulled Lin Chen's trouser legs, Lin Chen looked down, and said with a smile, "I can't help it today, you can't eat hot pot, if you want Shall I boil some duck intestines for you?"
Dongshi shook his head, Lin Chen's face froze suddenly, and he heard Dongxi's heartfelt voice.
"At the door... two villains... want to chop off my dog's head... take an axe!" Dongshi has a serious oral habit, and Lin Chen probably won't be able to change it, but the news conveyed by Dongshi is still very accurate. There are two people with axes at the door?
Lin Chen was at a loss, what the hell is going on, European and American horror movies, Moonlight flustered?No matter what is going on, at this point, two people squatting at the door with an axe, there is no good fart on the cliff.
Lin Chen thought for a while, stood up and said with a smile, "Go to the bathroom."
"Brother, your stomach is weak!" The sea monster laughed, and then said, "Look at the saber, foreigners have better stomachs than you."
Lin Chen rolled his eyes at Dahai, but when he mentioned Saber, Lin Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Saber, how about going to the toilet together?"
Saber was puzzled, is this a Chinese custom?If I refuse, is it not very good, and it will make the master unhappy.
Saber got up in doubt, and followed Lin Chen out the door. Su Yan asked Dahai curiously, "Dahai, do you boys go to the bathroom together?"
"...!?" Dahai didn't know how to answer his sister-in-law's question.
As soon as he went out, Lin Chen whispered, "Someone is squatting in front of my house, with a weapon in his hand, an axe!"
Saber was shocked, and then he understood why Lin Chen called him out. He nodded slightly and said, "What kind of weapon is an axe? As long as it doesn't have a hot weapon, it's empty-handed in front of me."
Lin Chen didn't think that Saber was bragging about Boyi. After all, he relied on this industry for his livelihood. Natasha thought he was inferior to Saber, but when dealing with ordinary people, cleaning up was as easy as drinking water.
Lin Chen nodded and said, "Then let's go out together and see what's going on!"
Saber smiled and said, "No, I'll be fine by myself, and it's my meal expenses for today!"
Lin Chen originally wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, he nodded. Saber had such confidence that he would not make fun of his own safety, and when the two of them went out together, Lin Chen was afraid of scaring the other party away.
When Saber walked to the door, Ma Yue and Xiaohuangmao No. [-] had already spotted him, and the two immediately became excited, this is coming to your door!
Ma Yue looked through the crack of the door, and was a little dazed at the time, how could he be a foreigner, but thinking about foreigners, international friends, he can take care of an accident at Lin Chen's house.
When Saber opened the door and came out, Ma Yue strangled Saber's neck, and the ax was also placed on his neck.
"Don't move, move your head to the ground!" Ma Yue said in a deep voice.
The saber did not move, but asked in English "What?"
Little Huangmao No. [-] looked at Ma Yue and said, "Brother, this is a foreigner, we have to speak a foreign language with him."
"Well... your... don't move and work... or you will die!" Ma Yue said in a strange tone.
Saber almost couldn't laugh out loud, such an IQ guy came out to do evil, this year's robbers are not very good!
Little Huang Mao No. [-] said again, "Brother, what you said is RB, he doesn't seem to be from RB~!"
Ma Yue was very melancholy, at this moment, Saber said slowly, "Okay, I can understand Huaxia, no, buddy, what do you two mean? Can you tell me!?"
Ma Yue didn't expect Saber to be proficient in Chinese, and he immediately said, "It's no fun, I will lend you some money to spend. Don't shout, otherwise... your head will have to change its place!"
"So you're a kidnapper?" Saber suddenly asked, "Are you here for me?"
"A kidnapper is a kidnapper, and he didn't come for you. Whoever let you come out by yourself is considered unlucky for you!" Xiao Huang Mao No. [-] said proudly.
Saber nodded, and then said, "So you are here for Lin Chen, do you have any grudges?"
"Of course not, who would have any grudges against money!? I just look down on him and ask him for some money to spend. If he gives the money, we will be friends, haha, we are parents!" Saber sneered.
"How much are you going to want?" Saber asked curiously.
"One hundred million!" Ma Yue said without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
When he reached the door of Lin Chen's house, Ma Yue peeked in through the crack of the door, but he wasn't asleep yet?Isn't this a delay?What time is it, don't you know that staying up late will make you bald! ?
Although I was a little anxious in my heart, Ma Yue knew that the most important thing to do this kind of thing is patience. Other things can be almost, or even not, but patience must be there. Anyway, you can't be happy all night, right?
The two of them wrapped up their clothes and squatted down at the door. As long as Lin Chen's family had a rest, they could get in by themselves and kidnap one or two. It's not up to them how much they want at that time.
The two squatted down at the door, while Lin Chen and the others in the room were enjoying their meal. When Lin Chen heard from his mother that they were eating hot pot today, he simply invited the saber. After all, it is our Huaxia special food, and During this period of time, Saber has really helped a lot. How many people have been sent away by driving a sledge in the county, the locals are almost treating Saber as the Bethune of the new era.
Although it is said that Saber is comfortable with getting along with wolves, and even feels anxious if you don't let me do it, but people are really helpful, so Lin Chen naturally wants to reward him.
What I hate the most about hot pot is probably the food. I can't eat it after I've rinsed it. People who eat hot pot don't even spit out their bones. Is there any humanity left?
Dongshi was very bored, so he simply ran to the door and lay down on his stomach. Suddenly, Dongshi felt something moving at the door, and immediately got up and walked over.
Pushing the door, a hole was immediately squeezed out of the double-opening door. The thing stuck his head out, and then saw Ma Yue and Xiao Huangmao No. [-] squatting at the door.
This scene startled Ma Yue and Xiao Huangmao No. [-] as well. A dog's head suddenly grew on the door. If it wasn't for the heavy snow and the bright outside, both of them probably thought they had encountered a supernatural event.
Things looked at the two suspiciously, and the two also looked at things in a daze. Little Huangmao No. [-] tightened the ax in his hand and wanted to cut off the dog's head, but Ma Yue stopped him and shook his head. , said in a low voice, "It's okay, Husky... Be stupid and ruthless, nothing bad will happen."
"What if it barks?" Xiao Huangmao No. [-] asked in a low voice.
Ma Yue glanced at him and said, "Isn't it normal for a dog to bark? This f*ck is not human, and you can chop off its dog's head with an axe, so it will be easy to be discovered at that time."
The little yellow-haired No. [-] nodded quickly, as expected of being the boss, what he considered was more careful, and hurriedly put away the axe, and the little yellow-haired No. [-] gave Dongshi a smile.
Things are very angry, huh, do you really think that dogs don't learn foreign languages?My stuff is a genius among dogs, and I am afraid that the IQ of labor and capital is higher than yours.
Things shrank their heads and went back, and then came to Lin Chen in a ditzy manner, pulled Lin Chen's trouser legs, Lin Chen looked down, and said with a smile, "I can't help it today, you can't eat hot pot, if you want Shall I boil some duck intestines for you?"
Dongshi shook his head, Lin Chen's face froze suddenly, and he heard Dongxi's heartfelt voice.
"At the door... two villains... want to chop off my dog's head... take an axe!" Dongshi has a serious oral habit, and Lin Chen probably won't be able to change it, but the news conveyed by Dongshi is still very accurate. There are two people with axes at the door?
Lin Chen was at a loss, what the hell is going on, European and American horror movies, Moonlight flustered?No matter what is going on, at this point, two people squatting at the door with an axe, there is no good fart on the cliff.
Lin Chen thought for a while, stood up and said with a smile, "Go to the bathroom."
"Brother, your stomach is weak!" The sea monster laughed, and then said, "Look at the saber, foreigners have better stomachs than you."
Lin Chen rolled his eyes at Dahai, but when he mentioned Saber, Lin Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Saber, how about going to the toilet together?"
Saber was puzzled, is this a Chinese custom?If I refuse, is it not very good, and it will make the master unhappy.
Saber got up in doubt, and followed Lin Chen out the door. Su Yan asked Dahai curiously, "Dahai, do you boys go to the bathroom together?"
"...!?" Dahai didn't know how to answer his sister-in-law's question.
As soon as he went out, Lin Chen whispered, "Someone is squatting in front of my house, with a weapon in his hand, an axe!"
Saber was shocked, and then he understood why Lin Chen called him out. He nodded slightly and said, "What kind of weapon is an axe? As long as it doesn't have a hot weapon, it's empty-handed in front of me."
Lin Chen didn't think that Saber was bragging about Boyi. After all, he relied on this industry for his livelihood. Natasha thought he was inferior to Saber, but when dealing with ordinary people, cleaning up was as easy as drinking water.
Lin Chen nodded and said, "Then let's go out together and see what's going on!"
Saber smiled and said, "No, I'll be fine by myself, and it's my meal expenses for today!"
Lin Chen originally wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, he nodded. Saber had such confidence that he would not make fun of his own safety, and when the two of them went out together, Lin Chen was afraid of scaring the other party away.
When Saber walked to the door, Ma Yue and Xiaohuangmao No. [-] had already spotted him, and the two immediately became excited, this is coming to your door!
Ma Yue looked through the crack of the door, and was a little dazed at the time, how could he be a foreigner, but thinking about foreigners, international friends, he can take care of an accident at Lin Chen's house.
When Saber opened the door and came out, Ma Yue strangled Saber's neck, and the ax was also placed on his neck.
"Don't move, move your head to the ground!" Ma Yue said in a deep voice.
The saber did not move, but asked in English "What?"
Little Huangmao No. [-] looked at Ma Yue and said, "Brother, this is a foreigner, we have to speak a foreign language with him."
"Well... your... don't move and work... or you will die!" Ma Yue said in a strange tone.
Saber almost couldn't laugh out loud, such an IQ guy came out to do evil, this year's robbers are not very good!
Little Huang Mao No. [-] said again, "Brother, what you said is RB, he doesn't seem to be from RB~!"
Ma Yue was very melancholy, at this moment, Saber said slowly, "Okay, I can understand Huaxia, no, buddy, what do you two mean? Can you tell me!?"
Ma Yue didn't expect Saber to be proficient in Chinese, and he immediately said, "It's no fun, I will lend you some money to spend. Don't shout, otherwise... your head will have to change its place!"
"So you're a kidnapper?" Saber suddenly asked, "Are you here for me?"
"A kidnapper is a kidnapper, and he didn't come for you. Whoever let you come out by yourself is considered unlucky for you!" Xiao Huang Mao No. [-] said proudly.
Saber nodded, and then said, "So you are here for Lin Chen, do you have any grudges?"
"Of course not, who would have any grudges against money!? I just look down on him and ask him for some money to spend. If he gives the money, we will be friends, haha, we are parents!" Saber sneered.
"How much are you going to want?" Saber asked curiously.
"One hundred million!" Ma Yue said without hesitation.
(End of this chapter)
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