Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 218 childhood sweethearts
A sleepless dream for 3000 years.Zhao Jiadi's body and spirit were drawn like a bow for two full months. After he completely let go, he fell asleep for more than 30 hours at a stretch. When he woke up, he found that his body was covered with the sheet of unknown origin. The shivering carp felt really good. Wearing only a pair of underpants, he performed a set of hand-sinking and sticking moves. He was refreshed, sorting the books on the table, and dividing the books borrowed from the library reference room Pile, the reference books bought by Han Daode are divided into one pile, hundreds of pages of messy data are summarized again, the number is huge, but in fact, each page has page numbers at the end, one is not bad, and it took nearly an hour to sort it out. Getting more and more hungry, he looked at his watch. After five o'clock in the afternoon, Zhao Jiadi found that the curtains had been drawn by someone, and he opened it with a bang. He went to the principal's office and knocked on the door, but no one responded. It was normal. Without seeing the end, Zhao Jiadi rushed downstairs with his computer bag and heavy documents.

Back in the dormitory, Ma Xiaotiao and the three should solve the survival problem in the cafeteria, stuff all the materials into the desk cabinet, take a shower, change into fresh clothes, on the way to the cafeteria, turn on the phone, there are countless text messages, business sparrows, ponytails , Situ Qiangqiang, etc., but the girl from Hangzhou, Tong Xia, will post one every two or three days. This habit has continued since Zhao Jiadi left Hangzhou. At the beginning, she replied a few times, and then she sang a one-man show. Zhao Jiadi thought that after a month of cold treatment, a girl who loves to sing, dance, and cry, and has two dimples when she smiles will lose patience, but now it seems that she I prefer not to bump into the south wall and not look back than I expected, and sat down by the window on the second floor of the canteen. Zhao Jiadi first reported his grandma's safety, replied to text messages while eating, and explained the reason for his disappearance for two months. He only said that he was completing a model, without going into details, Tong Xia's intermittent text messages were all skipped, and when Zhao Jiadi looked through the window at the back of a long-legged MM downstairs, four people sat down at a table beside him. Hu Shuya is a pretty girl, the flirtatious Hu Shuya, Zhang Shasha, a tall and cold beauty, Jiang Xia, a woman with intellectual glasses, and of course, Zhou Xiaoman, who used to ride Zhao Jiadi's bicycle at the beginning of school. Zhou Xiaoman took the initiative to say hello to Zhao Jiadi, today is Hu Shuya With sharp eyes, he spotted Zhao Jiadi, whom he hadn't seen in hundreds of years, and feared that the whole dormitory would be molested for fear of chaos.Zhao Jiadi greeted him very politely. Hu Shuya was outgoing and lively. She had a high-quality mistress face. In addition, she was from a good family and was dressed in fashion. She wore a low-necked T-shirt with white spots on her chest. Very eye-catching, she asks Zhao Jiadi delicately why she hasn't seen you for more than a year.Zhao Jiadi smiled and said that he took a year off from school.Zhou Xiaoman was worried and asked what's wrong?Zhao Jiadi shook his head and said it's all right, the credits have all been made up.Hu Shuya raised her eyebrows and said so powerful?Zhao Jiadi was busy eating rice, he was so hungry, he ordered half a catty of rice, and vaguely responded to Hu Shuya who was dubious.Zhou Xiaoman seemed to muster up his courage, and gently asked Zhao Jiadi, is your hometown Caofeidian?Zhao Jiadi raised his head wondering how do you know?Zhou Xiaoman's expression was startled, his eyes were complicated, he was looking forward to and apprehensive, his heart was beating wildly, and he asked cautiously if your elementary school math teacher's surname was Zhou?Zhao Jiadi was even more confused, nodded and said yes, he taught my primary school mathematics.Zhou Xiaoman covered his mouth with a smile and asked, "Does he really like knocking on your board?"Still trying to get you to cook?Zhao Jiadi was shocked, opened his mouth wide, and asked how did you know? !Zhou Xiaoman blinked his eyes, put on a trick, and said softly, you are so smart, don't you know?
Are you a pigtail with a red nose? !
Zhao Jiadi couldn't help shouting.

Ah!
Zhou Xiaoman smiled brightly, stretched out his hands to braid his long hair, and made a petite grimace.This innocence can be described as the pinnacle of the girl next door.

It's really a tender person, a girl who has changed a lot.Zhao Jiadi couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't expect that little yellow-haired girl who always hid behind the curtain with her braids and her red nose would freeze when the weather was cold, she would be so juicy in a flash, no wonder she couldn't recognize her at all.Zhao Jia took the first few mouthfuls to clean the food, Zhou Xiaoman handed over a tissue, Zhao Jiadi wiped his mouth casually, and asked how Mr. Zhou was doing, how was his health?Zhou Xiaoman smiled and said it was okay.Jiang Xia, Hu Shuya, and Zhang Shasha were all dumbfounded. Could this be the fate of Chi Guoguo in the romance novel?Zhou Xiaoman asked softly why did you come here to study?I thought you must have gone to Peking University and Tsinghua University, so when I heard your name, I didn't think much about it.

Since she was the little girl who was often teased and cried by him back then, Zhao Jiadi completely lost his scruples, he laughed and said that without Teacher Zhou's board, he couldn't study hard, it's your father's fault.Zhou Xiaoman shook his head and said, I don't believe it.Zhao Jiadi subconsciously pinched Zhou Xiaoman's nose. He used to do this all the time, and lied to her that her red nose would turn white if she touched it too much. Before she reached out and touched Zhou Xiaoman's much more delicate nose, she stopped suddenly and smiled. Shrinking hands, embarrassing way to get used to habits, forgive me.When Zhao Jiadi was in a difficult situation, he received a call and was startled. Aunt Cai didn't dare to be negligent. When she picked up the phone, Aunt Cai spoke in a hurry, saying that Guo'er had a cold and she was out of town again, so Zhao Jia was asked to Take the time to take care of it.Zhao Jia agreed without saying a word, and asked Zhou Xiaoman for Zhou Zizi's mobile phone number before leaving the cafeteria, and hurried to the city.

Confess and be lenient!

The three roommates of Zhou Xiaoman said in unison.Among the roommates, Jiang Xia with the highest IQ was the first to see the clues. After all, no one would hold a bunch of economics monographs in German for the sake of pretending to be b. When we met in the freshman year, the glasses girl concluded that the relationship with Xiaoman was unclear. The unknown guy is not as mediocre as he looks.It's just that Hu Shuya, who has a mediocre IQ and a super high EQ, has never believed it. She insists that Zhao Jiadi, who has a special name and a super ordinary appearance, is not good enough for Zhou Xiaoman, and Zhang Shasha, who is an iceberg, remains neutral.For more than two years, Zhou Xiaoman, who is the most uncontested in the dormitory, is still single and happy. She is still a girl who loves to raise a few small goldfishes. Children, when they receive love letters and confessions, they will be overwhelmed and annoyed. They won’t even send out a good person card. Every time after the lights are turned off, they will hide in the quilt when they play True Adventure, and they won’t fight when they are wronged. Go to the dormitory and mutter to yourself in front of the flowers and plants or the small fish tank, and then raise your fist in a youthful way to say cheers, and all the unhappiness will disappear in smoke.Heartless as Hu Shuya also said, this is a silly child that even the wicked would not be willing to hurt.

Zhou Xiaoman smiled sweetly and said not to say, not to say.

Hu Shuya said coquettishly.

It is rare for Zhang Shasha to stand on the same front as his arch-enemy Hu Shuya, threatening to say that if he doesn't say anything, we won't stop the next time someone pursues you.

Zhou Xiaoman wrinkled his nose, pondered for a while, and said softly: "He is called Zhao Jiadi, and he has been sent to other places to study since he was very young. My dad likes him very much. When I was young, I almost thought that my dad would never want me. My dad always said that he has taught mathematics for more than ten years, and Zhao Jiadi is the smartest student, so my dad is very strict with him, and he has to make up lessons for Zhao Jiadi every day, and it takes more time than his usual teaching Hard work, I spent a lot of time preparing lessons for Zhao Jiadi. I am stupid. I admired Zhao Jiadi when I was a child. If he is dissatisfied, if he is dissatisfied, he will ask Zhao Jiadi to slap his butt. Every time I hide behind the curtain and peek, when he is slapped, he will secretly turn his head and smile at me, and my dad finds out. Every time I hit a few more boards, and when I was done, I asked Zhao Jiadi to go to the corridor to cook. At that time, the briquette oven was still used. The food cooked by Zhao Jiadi was very fragrant, and my dad’s colleagues always joked about it. Speaking of Lao Zhou, there is a door-to-door son-in-law. I was stupid at the time, and I didn’t know what a door-to-door son-in-law was. I just thought my dad would be very happy when he heard this. Later, Zhao Jiadi became more and more powerful. My dad's board is lonely, because no matter how he finds reasons, he can't continue to shoot. Later, my dad developed a habit of playing with the board when he was happy, but it was very light. In my impression, the time of children is I secretly watched my dad sitting on a small bench with him. In summer, they both wore vests, like a father and son, which made me very jealous. Zhao Jiadi was very serious in his studies and liked to ask a lot of questions. If my dad suddenly If you can’t answer, just go ahead and think for yourself. In fact, my dad would read the book that night, or think about the question. If he figured it out, he would pretend to give the answer easily the next day. My dad Taught him to the sixth grade of elementary school. After he was promoted to junior high school, my dad specifically asked the school to be transferred to the junior high school. The school refused. My dad was sulking for two years and then resigned. We moved to Tianjin and never saw each other again. Zhao Jiadi, my dad sometimes gets drunk, and he will talk about Zhao Jiadi, a proud student, saying that this kid will definitely have great promise in the future. I am waiting for him to become a blockbuster in the year of the college entrance examination. I was not in a hurry to check my scores, but to see if Zhao Jiadi was the number one scholar in science, but my dad didn't see that Zhao Jiadi was among the best in the province, so he rambled on for days that there was no reason."

Every time Zhou Xiaoman imitated her father's tone of speech, Jiang Xia and Zhang Shasha would always look at each other and smile.

Hu Shuya, who loved Zhou Xiaoman so much, actually became jealous of Zhao Jiadi, and muttered, "He's just smarter, what's the big deal."

Zhou Xiaoman's eyes were gentle, and he lowered his head and said, "When Zhao Jia was in the fifth grade, my dad had a stroke in class. It was Zhao Jiadi who ran to the hospital with my dad behind his back. There was no medical fee, and the hospital used an official accent. It was he who knelt down. Please. When my dad woke up, he was very angry when he heard about this. He scolded him for having gold under his knees. When he got home, he beat him hard with a feather duster. Zhao Jia didn’t say a word at first. , and grinned at me, so my memory of him is not only a very smart boy, but also his very white teeth. Now, his teeth are still so white, I am very happy. You, Hu Shuya I don't deny that he looks very ordinary, but I still think he is the best boy in the world besides my dad."

Zhang Shasha closed the coffin and concluded: "Little nymphomaniac, but very cute."

Jiang Xia pushed down the frame, "Zhao Jiadi, not bad."

Hu Shuya followed the general trend and said dejectedly: "Well, I admit that he is not bad, but that's all."

Hu Shuya suddenly regained her spirits, and asked with a smile: "Since this is the case, you are childhood sweethearts, then Xiaoyu, will you sit on the sidelines and wait, or take the initiative to attack?"

Zhou Xiaoman touched his little nose, and said with a smile: "It's fine now, why do you have to be greedy? He, when he was young, liked to tease little girls the most. I don't want to worry about him in the future, so let him Future daughter-in-law worry about me, hoho~"

The three roommates looked at each other.

Zhao Jiadi, who was busy on his way, didn't think deeply. The girl next door had just grown up back then, but after the image of the slim Zhou Xiaoman overlapped with the slender little girl with a snotty red nose, his thoughts It's just a mess.Arriving at Aunt Cai's community, she was relieved to see that Xiaoguoer was safe and sound. Little Lolita was just a little dizzy, so she went to the hospital stubbornly and took medicine. After opening the door, she continued to play Tetris while sitting on a chair wrapped in a quilt. Zhao Jiadi boiled a pot of hot water and poured her a cup. A semi-classical song was playing on the speakers. She drank the hot water, solemnly I would recommend this song to be nice. It’s called "LS Luanxue". I heard from Aunt Cai that XZ is very magical. There are wind horses, butter tea, prayer wheels, and a monk named Cangyang Gyatso, a little white horse, waiting for me. The cold is gone, you take me there, okay?
Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, wait until I get my driver's license.

The little loli stretched out her hand and said: Pull the hook?
Zhao Jiadi hooked her up: You have to wait until you grow up, don't catch a cold in the summer.

The little Lolita agreed, and suddenly asked: What does it mean to have no friends?
Zhao Jiadi was in a difficult situation, so he bit the bullet and said that it might be too big, and there was no point in comparing it.Xiaoguoer, why do you ask this?

Little Lolita pulled out her QQ and pointed to a guy in the classmate column whose signature was the second child, Unparalleled, Huge, Unparalleled.

Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded and collapsed at the beginning, why are the children now countless times more domineering than he was back then.

The beauty's loli glanced at Zhao Jiadi and asked, "What about you?"

What?
Zhao Jiadi was stunned.

Loli said calmly: Second child.

Zhao Jiadi almost burst into tears, and said stiffly, "Little Guoer, you should study hard, practice piano, painting, ballet, don't think about it."

Loli pouted with a precocious resentment on her face, "Many people in this class have boyfriends, and they brag about the gifts they received all day long, blah blah, blah blah, really annoying."

Zhao Jia thought of his brother Zhao Yan for the first time, and he was relieved. Generation gap, generation gap, when he was a child, he could only lift Shang Weiwei's skirt, or pinch Zhou Xiaoman's carrot nose, but the pigeon was patted on the female teacher's chubby buttocks. .

Xiao Guoer stared at Zhao Jiadi and said: I heard they said that uncles have lolicon, and they are delicate and soft and easy to push down.

Zhao Jia said righteously for the first time: I am not an uncle.

Xiao Guoer said: I am Lolita.

Zhao Jiadi ran outside the room to squat and smoke.

(End of this chapter)