Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 237 Little Queen and Little Caterpillar
Came to the urban recording studio in the middle of the night, Zhao Jiadi was avenged by Xiaoqingchonggong, and almost broke his arm when he played the erhu. Staring with murderous eyes, Comrade Zhao, who dare not get close to the lonely family anymore, is undoubtedly a first-class and professional attitude towards music, a semi-amateur playboy. Whoever makes a mistake in the link will be scolded bloody by her When she gets angry, she will dance and knock on chestnuts.Fortunately, the little cuties with superior backgrounds have been trained to death in the past two years, and their mentality is very good. Just sticking out their tongues or making faces, they can quickly adjust their state. Zhao Jiadi was an eye-opener. Complaints, of course he doesn't have the cheek to admit cowardice, he tries to cater to their rhythm, and he will be stubborn when there are occasional incongruities. With a silent face, it can be seen that this little heroine with a slender figure but a majestic aura still knows how to measure. "Killing the Gothic" is very grand, and the lyrics and music all reveal a sense of ambition. No wonder the former lead singer made Li Qinghu Dissatisfied, because this kind of song is very demanding on the control of the lead singer's bel canto. If it trembles, it will easily lose momentum. Zhongdu has stepped up to a higher level, "Dark Gold Lolita" is lighter and cheerful, and the little girl Tong Xia can also control it. Although Zhao Jiadi is a layman, the erhu is a solid half-expert. Training", a group of people worked hard until the early morning, Zhao Jiadi finally blended into this tough girl group carelessly.

The little caterpillar clapped his hands and said to rest for two hours, finish breakfast, sleep for a while, and then continue.She told Tong Xia to take the two girls out to buy breakfast, then turned to Zhao Jiadi who was sitting on the small bench and said that you have come back in two hours and that you have nothing to do for the time being.Zhao Jiadi flicked his wrist and said at least one breakfast, shall we?Little Qingchong frowned, put her hips on her hips and said, "It's not for you, don't push yourself too hard, a group of girls will catch up on sleep later, can you be a little enlightened?"Zhao Jiadi didn't back down, saying it's all right, I just happen to be the door god for you.Little Qingchong waved her hand and said no need, sister has more experience in dealing with green-skinned rogues than you, besides, you are the biggest time bomb, don't think I didn't see it all night, you looked at Shen Qiu's chest, Mao Mao's legs, and There is Luo Xiaoxiao's ass, hehe, you don't want to break through from the inside of the revolutionary fortress, I warn you, if you dare to sneak in, I will kill you.

The little caterpillar viciously made a scissors gesture,
Luo Xiaoxiao, who was seen with a small buttocks, is not pretty, but she has a graceful face of a southern girl, and her small waist and buttocks are extraordinarily alluring. She is the original lead singer of Black Widow, and she is sitting on the floor with her buttocks now , not a lady at all, laughed and said: "Zhao Jiadi, do you know a poem written by Sister Qingchong?"

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "Tell me about it."

Seeing that Sister Qingchong didn't object, Luo Xiaoxiao recited in cadence: "Marinate your dick. Dry it. When you are old. Serve with wine. If there is a destiny, I will drink with you."

This impressionist poem was uttered by a watery girl, tmd is really not an ordinary weird bullshit.Zhao Jia, who was drinking mineral water, spit out the first sip.

It seems to be Xiaoqingchong's proud work. She put her hips on her back and laughed with her face up. Situ Jianqiang once mentioned the classic queen's three-stage pose. This is her signature laugh, showing a pair of small canine teeth, which is really domineering .

Zhao Jiadi wiped his mouth, and said with a embarrassed smile: "I admire, admire, good poems, good poems."

"Zhao Jiadi, I heard from Xiaoqiang that your grades are actually very good. You went to Shanghai to study two books after eating duck eggs in English for the college entrance examination. Do you have an inside story?"

The one who asked the question was a girl with breasts besides breasts, Shen Qiu, in the future, if her man is a chest controler, he will be 100% blessed!

"There's no inside story, I've disappointed Sister Shen." Zhao Jiadi shook his head and said hehe.

"Don't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger in front of your sister, say it! If you don't say anything, pull it out and play the jj until you are immortal." Maomao threatened. The girl has long legs, and her eyes tend to narrow into a pair of crescent moons when she smiles.

The current sister paper is too cruel, the uncle can't bear it.

Zhao Jiadi pushed the boat along the way and said, "Play it yourself, or should the sisters come?"

The little caterpillar rolled his eyes.

Mao Maojiao said with a smile: "We will not show mercy."

Zhao Jiadi was so angry that he said, "Don't play too hard, you didn't succeed."

Little Qingchong caressed his forehead and muttered, "Damn it led wolves into the house."

Mao Mao, Chen Qiuluo, and the little ones laughed together, and they were gorgeous, with slender thighs if they wanted thighs, turbulent breasts if they wanted breasts, and peach-shaped buttocks if they wanted small, full of spring.Little Qingchong is indeed a little tired, she is undoubtedly the most exhausting all night, she doesn't have the energy to care about the green leaves Zhao Jiadi among the flowers, and it's rare that the ladies under her command are in good condition, so she won't be exterminated The teacher is too big, it's going to rain, and the mother is going to get married, so let them talk about hooligans, anyway, if that little boy dares to really do something, he will chop his ass off to drink.

Tong Xia and the two girls came back with breakfast, and sure enough they left a copy for Zhao Jiadi.Zhao Jiadi was impolite and devoured the food. Tong Xia took the initiative to sit beside him, but did not act like a bird, just ate his breakfast quietly.

"Zhao Jiadi, tell me a joke, you must make it up yourself." Maomao booed, and the girls agreed.

"I'm not good at this." Zhao Jiadi said awkwardly.

Tong Xia snickered.

"Say!" The cuties spoke in unison, with an astonishing momentum.

"Ok."

Zhao Jiadi had no choice but to bite the bullet and go into battle, "One day, sister A's constant function and younger sister B's exponential function e's xth power were walking on the street, and they saw brother C's differential operator from a distance. It differentiates, and I have nothing. B said in a hurry that it can’t do anything to me, I am e to the power of x! Then B and C met, B introduced himself and said hello, I am e x power. C said: Hello, I am d/dy!"

Instant cold.

The atmosphere dropped countless series.

Obviously, the mms couldn't understand.

Zhao Jiadi scratched his head, thinking that it is necessary to search for classic jokes on the Internet in the future, so as not to be embarrassed again.

The little caterpillar couldn't get enough of it, and scolded: "Come on a yellow one!"

The cramped Zhao Jiadi remembered a joke about his university tutor. This was the only course in the school that allowed him to concentrate from beginning to end. The lecturer seemed to him very talented, young, in his thirties , still single, a second-rate university, but insisted on getting a Ph.D. from Tsinghua University, funny lectures, good at self-deprecating, never pretending to criticize current affairs, angry youth but not feces, derived from professional courses, talking about all the ways, always can be fresh, There are witty words, one time he was in class, because it was a summer afternoon, the class was a little groggy, he deliberately laughed and scolded me, I was half exhausted up there, but you were motionless and didn't respond at all.I have paid so much, have you absorbed anything?Especially those girls who are busy looking in the mirror and playing with their mobile phones?At that time, the whole audience was silent, and after a few seconds, they came back to their senses, and immediately burst out laughing, especially the girls, some bold ones, said that they had absorbed it.

It's a pity that maybe Zhao Jiadi is not a talent for telling jokes, or the girls in the recording studio are too strong and immune to this kind of pornographic jokes, so they continue not to join in and laugh.

Only Tong Xia, who was drinking soy milk, responded with a smile and stopped drinking.The others rolled their eyes unceremoniously and booed.

Zhao, who was hit, sighed.

"then."

A girl threw Zhao Jia the first Blueberry mobile phone she was looking at.

Zhao Jia was the first to see what was playing on the phone, and his body shook.

The girl laughed and said: "Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi, you old man pushes my wife's car, and my wife sits on your lotus with Guanyin. If you black tiger licks your sister's chest, my sister will be a monkey licking your peach. You come here I'll go, fight for [-] rounds, have a good fight!"

Chi Guoguo's teasing and despise.

Zhao Jiadi held the mobile phone that was demonstrating the male and female action movies, looking up to the sky and speechless.

The little Qingchong clapped his palms and said, "Rest for a few minutes, then sleep for an hour and a half, don't make trouble. This little boy's combat value is too scumbag, and there is no sense of accomplishment in flirting with him."

The girls gave Zhao Jiadi a wink one after another, and soon fell asleep, obviously not paying attention to this man.

Zhao Jiadi sat on the steps in the basement, acting as a door god, holding an erhu, leaning against the wall and resting his eyes with his eyes closed.

Li Qinghu didn't feel sleepy, maybe he was monitoring Zhao Jiadi, sitting on the bottom of the stairs and leaning against the wall with him.

Half an hour later, all the girls except Li Qinghu fell into a deep sleep.

Zhao Jiadi asked softly: "If you don't sleep, you will be performing on stage at night."

Little Qingchong tilted his head, playing with the earrings, but did not respond.

"Last time at the Bulldog Bar, I gave you my mobile phone number. Surely I didn't save it?"

"you are annoying."

"If you save one, I won't bother you."

"You're sick. I told my sister to stay away from my little boy."

"I didn't think about you."

"Then you are a hypocrite, even more disgusting, get away!"

"Then I'll go back and ask Tong Xia for your number."

"Go, go, but if you dare to call me, I will eunuch you, and eunuch you when you grow out."

"..."

It was all right for half an hour.

Li Qinghu asked: "Who taught you the erhu?"

"grandfather."

"Who owns that sleazy Bentley convertible?"

"Grandma bought it for me."

"Are you a rich second generation?"

"Not counting."

"hypocritical!"

"You can be hypocritical if you say it is hypocritical."

There was another half hour of silence.Several extremely tired girls were snoring slightly.

"What's your relationship with Tong Dong and Tong Xia?"

"Friends. Ordinary friends."

"Even in bed?"

"No."

"When will it be up?"

"unknown."

"Want to go?"

"I dare not, and I don't want to."

"Sure enough, hypocrisy!"

"..."

Continue to silence each other for half an hour.

"What is your purpose for approaching Situ Jianqiang?"

"Be a tutor and make money."

"Know who his father is?"

"know a little."

"You don't mean to invest in favor?"

"Not for now."

"How long have you been taken care of by Aunt Cai?"

"Still working hard, but to no avail. Trying to keep her, but unfortunately there is little hope."

"Tsk tsk, after eating bear's heart and leopard gall, it's still a bunch of bear heart and leopard gall."

"Humans do not climb beyond their capabilities, so what is the meaning of the existence of the sky."

"Grass!"

The girls woke up one after another and continued a new round of rehearsal.

Their program can be the finale of the first night of this West Lake Music Festival, of course it is not because of the youthful color of the girl band. Anyone who can participate in the music festival is not short of youthful style. They imitate the masked Tiantuan In the eyes of quasi-otakus like Zhao Jiadi, the show was perfect.In the morning, the rehearsal of the two songs "Gothic" and "Lolita" was focused on. Zhao Jiadi's erhu was gradually tuned, and it was seamless. It was hard to imagine that it was the result of only a dozen hours of practice.Xiao Qingchong specifically asked Zhao Jiadi if he would be stage fright, and Zhao Jiadi smiled and said no, don't worry, he has a very thick skin in this regard.After the little caterpillar made sure of it several times, he stopped bothering.In the afternoon they started rehearsing a performance of JabbaWockeeZ. Zhao Jiadi watched the video, yes, it was on the mobile phone of the crush who threw him a blueberry mobile phone to play the action movie. This is the first time he heard about this masked celestial group The movements on the video are very sharp, the members wear white masks and gloves, and the classical music is edited together. In short, it is quite a strange scene. Xiao Qingchong will bring her Detachment Army to copy this classic tonight. There will be no Zhao in the afternoon. What happened to Jiadi, watching them sweat profusely, during training, there were wrestling, falls, and collisions, but there was no weakness and abandonment of the flowers in the greenhouse. Zhao Jiadi sat on the steps, looking at the little leader wearing earrings, The eyes are gentle.

The music festival is coming.

In the evening, Zhao Jiadi went out with them, and received a call from Han Daode instead of a text message. Zhao Jiadi looked a little weird, and hung up the phone.Zhao Jiadi smiled and said no, he was determined not to hold back.

Prince Bay Park.

Crowds of people.

Applause, screams, continued to boil.

In the background, the little caterpillar cheered and said that we are the best!It seemed the girls were all a little nervous.On the contrary, Zhao Jiadi, who woke up early with the erhu in his arms, was the calmest Zhao Jiadi. When he saw the little Qingchong looking over, he grinned.

The little caterpillar took a deep breath, stretched out his hands, stacked up his slender hands, and shouted that we are the best.

Zhao Jiadi leaned over.

He was slapped off by the little caterpillar, and scolded him to death.

The girls smiled happily.

When Zhao Jiadi saw Tong Xia's gaze, he blinked and said softly to sing well.

Nizi smiled happily, revealing two dimples.

When the girl band, whose reputation has not yet shown its popularity and is still mediocre, finally appeared on the stage during the introduction of the host, the crowd calmed down.

Tong Xia stood in the center of the stage, very moving because of her confidence.

A song "Dark Gold Lolita", the sound of nature, the girls cooperated tacitly.

The scene started to explode.

Wait until Killing Goths is over.

Bursting.

Zhao Jiadi sat in a corner, crossed his legs, and pulled the erhu.

Forget about me.

It actually vaguely overshadowed Tong Xia and Xiaoqingchong's limelight.

Some cuties yelled extra hard and took photos frantically.

The organizers breathed a sigh of relief.

It takes a lot of courage and guts to make an unknown girl band finale.

The girls bowed and thanked each other, then ran down to change.

When a group of girls in white masks and white gloves took the stage.

The audience was completely boiling.

The already hoarse voice continued to shout.

6 minutes.

But it was the most quintessential and exciting 6 minutes of the night.

The Black Widow band took off their masks, walked up to the stage, bowed together, and all the girls were sweating.

Little Qingchong beckoned, but Zhao Jiadi didn't come to the stage, but just shook his head and held out his thumb.

After stepping off the stage, the girls hugged each other.

Tong Xia walked up to Zhao Jiadi and cried. Zhao Jiadi patted her head and said with a smile that she is very good, Xixi is very good tonight, and she will be rewarded verbally.

Xiaoqingchong whispered to the girls, walked up to the great hero Zhao Jiadi, and said charmingly together: "Come on, Hanzhi, give the sisters a smile."

Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded.

The sister papers headed by Li Qinghu continued to say charmingly: "Then, since Han Zhi doesn't smile for my sister, my sisters will give you a smile~"

The girls smiled charmingly.

Charming, but truly as brilliant as summer flowers.

Li Qinghu added fuel to the fire and said: "Go, children, go up and kiss, if you have an advantage, don't take advantage of it, and heaven and earth will perish."

Shen Qiu with the big breasts, Mao Mao with the beautiful legs, and Luo Xiaoxiao with the perky buttocks all went up one by one for a booing, and the rest of them were not at all reserved.

Little Qingchong didn't join in the fun, but Tong Xia didn't dare.

The girls huddled together, roaring with laughter.

Very tempting.

Zhao Jiadi was intoxicated with happiness and smirked.

Li Qinghu waved his hand, signaling to be quiet, "Have a celebration banquet."

Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, "You guys go first, I'll take care of some personal matters."

Li Qinghu smirked and said: "I'm suffocated? Let's solve it? Are you busy with your right hand or your left hand? Or both hands?"

Another burst of laughter.

Zhao Jiadi, who was blushing and wryly smiling, couldn't bear the teasing of the girls, and trotted out of Prince Bay. Not far behind, Tian Tuxiao followed secretly, his eyes as cool and cold as a knife's edge.

(End of this chapter)