Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry

Chapter 1 She is not so easy to bully

Qiao Yan is not so easy to bully!

After chasing the 6-kilometer-long pedestrian street in one breath, she finally caught up with the thief who had scratched her bag!

To be more precise, it should be said that the thief couldn't run anymore, so he had to sit on the ground and surrender to her!

"Grandma, please stop chasing me, my legs will break if I run any longer!"

The short and capable thief was panting like a bull, and cupped his fists unwillingly to beg Qiao Yan for mercy:
"Besides, I also sincerely admire you, such a beautiful little purse actually contains two pieces of small 'bread' for women!"

"And I'm also a gentleman with a sense of justice. When I found out that what I got was something you need every month, I was afraid that you would be in a hurry, so I thought about returning it to you, but this time, you I nearly broke my leg after chasing him!"

The thief sat on the ground beating his chest and stamping his feet, every word and every sentence was full of blood and tears, and the water of regret was shining in his eyes!
A lot of spectators gathered around, and everyone surrounded Qiao Yan and the thief with a lot of chatter!
Qiao Yan pinched her waist with her imposing hands, and stared directly at the thief for a few seconds, then curled her pink lips.

"Do you know what my sister does? My official career is a long-distance runner, and my hobby is a muay thai coach!"

"Shushua!" Tongue and teeth dubbed, and those two pink fists waved a few times in a dignified manner!

This move really frightened the thief, his eyes rolled, and he changed from sitting to kneeling on his knees.

"Grandma, just let me go! I'm just a fledgling, and my eyesight is bad...Your lord has a lot of people. In other words, I'm miserable, and it's not good for me to be a teacher! A few days ago, I slipped into an old man's room and pried the safe for a long time. Then There was a 'boom' sound from the thing, and later, I woke up the uncle, and I realized that it was a radio!"

"Don't bother with me, I really have a sense of justice! I stole a counterfeit iPhone yesterday. I was afraid that someone would lose it, so I stuffed it back. But when I returned it, I was arrested just like today. You see, the scar on my face was beaten by that cottage brother yesterday!"

The thief knelt on the ground with snot and tears, crying so desolately!

Listening to the thief complaining, the world suddenly became beautiful, and many people around watched the excitement and laughed out loud!
Everyone looked beamingly at the thief's performance!

Qiao Yan burst out laughing in her heart, she didn't expect that what she made up just now would scare a thief like this!
She is not a long-distance runner, let alone muay thai... She will be scared when she sees muay thai, okay?

She is just an out-and-out office white-collar worker!
"Grandma, just let me go, or the police will come if you don't let me go!"

Qiao Yan nodded, raised her eyebrows, and said in a sympathetic tone:

"Being a thief is hard work! The working hours are not fixed, and you have to work overtime frequently, and you have to pay for overtime pay yourself! Not to mention that your income is not guaranteed, and you have to worry about it every day, afraid of being caught by the police, and afraid that what you get is counterfeit goods!"

"That's it!" The thief seemed to have met a bosom friend, and wiped his nose and tears:

"Are we easy? We never show off, never dare to brag about our work performance, and are good at summarizing, practicing skills hard, but our income is only three melons, barely enough for food and clothing!"

"It's really not easy!" A few policemen in police uniforms and batons squeezed in from the crowd, "Thief is a hard job, let us pay tribute to you!"

When the thief saw the police coming, he knew that the situation was over, so he gave Qiao Yan an unconvinced look.

"I just stole two sanitary napkins from you, and you chased me for more than ten miles. If you stole eighty cents from you, I'm afraid you would have given it up!"

"How can I be so stingy!" Qiao Yan curled her lips, "I chased so far, I just wanted to give you all the big pack of sanitary napkins in my bag, so I just took two of them home and your wife won't beat you!"

"You're ruthless!" Before the thief was taken away with his hands handcuffed by the police, he gave Qiao Yan another sad look!
"It's so-so, 88!"

Qiao Yan waved his hand.Turn around, go out and stroll for a long time, and it's time to go home!

Originally, I went out today in an extremely upset mood. Just now, after chasing the thief in such a big circle, the depression that had accumulated in my heart due to a certain incident eased a lot.

(End of this chapter)