Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry
163 Chapter 7 The Undead Person [-]
163 Chapter 7 The Undead Person [-]
Just when Lin thought he was going to die, his body stopped a few centimeters from the ground.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death!"
He let out a heavy breath, and looked weakly at the two big men in black upstairs holding the reins!
"How about it, is it fun?"
Cheng Qijie clapped his hands, bent forward with great interest and asked Lin, "Do you find this exciting?"
"Exciting, exciting!"
The man surnamed Lin was breaking out in cold sweat, panting heavily, his heart almost burst out in fright.
He had tasted the feeling of falling from a height once, but he tasted it for the second time today, which almost scared him to a heart attack!
"Oh, our boss is bleeding"!
A little bastard with sharp eyes pointed to a puddle of water on the ground: "Boss is injured!"
"Stupid, that's not blood, it's the boss peeing!"Another gangster with sharp eyes could tell at a glance that the puddle of liquid on the ground was urine, and based on his visual inspection, he found: "Boss's pants are still dripping with urine!"
"Well, suddenly there is a smell!"
"It stinks, who farted?"
Suddenly, a strange smell came, and the people on both sides covered their noses one after another!
"Hmm...!" Cheng Qijie pulled Qiao Yan aside in disgust, "Why does this smell so stinky!"
"what!"
At this moment, the surname Lin let out another howl like a pig, "I'm pulling up my pants!"
"My God!" Cheng Qijie slapped himself on the forehead, and he couldn't bear it until he pulled Qiao Yan back out of the gate.
"This man is made of dung!" Qiao Yan looked at the hanging pile of fat with hatred.
"Indeed!" Cheng Qijie joked with a smile: "You met him twice and made him covered in shit, you are his nemesis!"
"Thank you!" Life-saving grace!Qiao Yan thanked Cheng Qijie sincerely, "How do you know I was arrested by them?"
"Ziyi went home and told grandma what happened in the morning, so grandma said to send someone to protect you immediately, and then, as soon as our people started to work, you were tied up, and then we followed all the way here!"
Cheng Qijie spread his hands and smiled innocently with his single eyelids: "If you must thank me, I don't mind if you give me your body!"
"Be careful, I'll report it to your grandma!" Qiao Yan replied with the same innocent smile and voice.
"If grandma wants to know, she must find grandma to fight alone!" Cheng Qijie shrugged helplessly, "These two old enemies have been fighting for most of their lives. One agrees, the other insists on saying no, and the other says The sky is black, and the other insists that the sky is colorful!"
"No wonder..."!Thinking about how picky Cheng's grandma was towards her, it seems to have something to do with Cheng's liking for her, Qiao Yan thought.
"So, grandma will not show you a good face that day. If grandma hates you very much, then grandma will definitely treat you as a treasure!"
"But the common treasure of both of them is you!"
Qiao Yan nodded to express her understanding. Wars between women are often like this. After fighting for a lifetime, they often don't even know the reason for the war!
"Master, what should we do with this man?" A bodyguard of the Cheng family ran over and asked.
"What do you want to do with him?" Cheng Qijie asked Qiao Yan.
"Send the kennel first, let the hounds take his turn first, and then gnaw his flesh and drink his blood!" Qiao Yan retaliated, and returned to him the words of Lin who threatened her earlier, "Finally, the remaining The bone dregs from his body were crushed and cast into cement!"
"Okay, let's do it! Cheng Qijie deliberately loudly agreed.
"Grandma, please forgive me!"
Sure enough, as expected, Lin burst into tears and begged Qiao Yan!
"I don't know the weight of Mount Tai, I beg you, my lord, has a lot, please spare my dog's life!"
"I have an old man on the top, and a young man on the bottom!"
"There are dozens of concubines, right?" Qiao Yan was extremely disgusted with such people.
"Yes, yes... What will they do if I die?"
The surname Lin burst into tears with extremely rich emotions, tears streaming down his face.
"You're dead, should they remarry?"
Qiao Yan disdains and despises, "It's better for them to marry a dog than to follow you!"
(End of this chapter)
Just when Lin thought he was going to die, his body stopped a few centimeters from the ground.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death!"
He let out a heavy breath, and looked weakly at the two big men in black upstairs holding the reins!
"How about it, is it fun?"
Cheng Qijie clapped his hands, bent forward with great interest and asked Lin, "Do you find this exciting?"
"Exciting, exciting!"
The man surnamed Lin was breaking out in cold sweat, panting heavily, his heart almost burst out in fright.
He had tasted the feeling of falling from a height once, but he tasted it for the second time today, which almost scared him to a heart attack!
"Oh, our boss is bleeding"!
A little bastard with sharp eyes pointed to a puddle of water on the ground: "Boss is injured!"
"Stupid, that's not blood, it's the boss peeing!"Another gangster with sharp eyes could tell at a glance that the puddle of liquid on the ground was urine, and based on his visual inspection, he found: "Boss's pants are still dripping with urine!"
"Well, suddenly there is a smell!"
"It stinks, who farted?"
Suddenly, a strange smell came, and the people on both sides covered their noses one after another!
"Hmm...!" Cheng Qijie pulled Qiao Yan aside in disgust, "Why does this smell so stinky!"
"what!"
At this moment, the surname Lin let out another howl like a pig, "I'm pulling up my pants!"
"My God!" Cheng Qijie slapped himself on the forehead, and he couldn't bear it until he pulled Qiao Yan back out of the gate.
"This man is made of dung!" Qiao Yan looked at the hanging pile of fat with hatred.
"Indeed!" Cheng Qijie joked with a smile: "You met him twice and made him covered in shit, you are his nemesis!"
"Thank you!" Life-saving grace!Qiao Yan thanked Cheng Qijie sincerely, "How do you know I was arrested by them?"
"Ziyi went home and told grandma what happened in the morning, so grandma said to send someone to protect you immediately, and then, as soon as our people started to work, you were tied up, and then we followed all the way here!"
Cheng Qijie spread his hands and smiled innocently with his single eyelids: "If you must thank me, I don't mind if you give me your body!"
"Be careful, I'll report it to your grandma!" Qiao Yan replied with the same innocent smile and voice.
"If grandma wants to know, she must find grandma to fight alone!" Cheng Qijie shrugged helplessly, "These two old enemies have been fighting for most of their lives. One agrees, the other insists on saying no, and the other says The sky is black, and the other insists that the sky is colorful!"
"No wonder..."!Thinking about how picky Cheng's grandma was towards her, it seems to have something to do with Cheng's liking for her, Qiao Yan thought.
"So, grandma will not show you a good face that day. If grandma hates you very much, then grandma will definitely treat you as a treasure!"
"But the common treasure of both of them is you!"
Qiao Yan nodded to express her understanding. Wars between women are often like this. After fighting for a lifetime, they often don't even know the reason for the war!
"Master, what should we do with this man?" A bodyguard of the Cheng family ran over and asked.
"What do you want to do with him?" Cheng Qijie asked Qiao Yan.
"Send the kennel first, let the hounds take his turn first, and then gnaw his flesh and drink his blood!" Qiao Yan retaliated, and returned to him the words of Lin who threatened her earlier, "Finally, the remaining The bone dregs from his body were crushed and cast into cement!"
"Okay, let's do it! Cheng Qijie deliberately loudly agreed.
"Grandma, please forgive me!"
Sure enough, as expected, Lin burst into tears and begged Qiao Yan!
"I don't know the weight of Mount Tai, I beg you, my lord, has a lot, please spare my dog's life!"
"I have an old man on the top, and a young man on the bottom!"
"There are dozens of concubines, right?" Qiao Yan was extremely disgusted with such people.
"Yes, yes... What will they do if I die?"
The surname Lin burst into tears with extremely rich emotions, tears streaming down his face.
"You're dead, should they remarry?"
Qiao Yan disdains and despises, "It's better for them to marry a dog than to follow you!"
(End of this chapter)
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