Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry
Chapter 258 The old sow wants to kiss me...
Chapter 258 The old sow wants to kiss me...
Cheng Ziyi's sanity returned.
Breathing out the strong smell of alcohol, Gu Cheng arched around her neck, and his big palm loosened its grip on her!
Without further ado, Ziyi withdrew both hands, and while stabilizing Gu Cheng's mandible at an extremely fast speed, clasped both hands at a certain joint behind his ear, and only heard a "click" , Gu Cheng opened his mouth wide, looked at her weakly for the last time, then fell on her body and stopped moving!
"Scared me!"
Cheng Ziyi took a lot of effort to push Gu Cheng aside, panting heavily with a blushing complexion, she calmed down and looked to the side, Gu Cheng's mouth was wide open, his eyes were closed tightly, he didn't know if he was asleep or in a coma!
"Grandma is wise, and she taught me how to guard against wolves as soon as she returned to China. Fortunately, she learned a trick, otherwise I would be wiped out today!"
Turning Gu Cheng over to let him sleep well, and covering him with a blanket, Cheng Ziyi suddenly remembered that she only learned how to remove a person's chin from the teacher, but never learned how to put it back on!
If Gu Cheng woke up and found that his mouth was open and unable to close, what absurd appearance he would be!
Just imagining it, Cheng Ziyi felt goose bumps on his back!
Picking up the phone, she decided to call Qiao Yan and Du Yu, asking them to come up with a solution!
……
An hour later, Qiao Yan and Du Yu rushed to Cheng Ziyi's house, and Lu Xiaoqian and Cheng Qijie also rushed over!
"Emma, Gu Cheng is such a handsome man... How did you make him like this, Ziyi?"
Lu Xiaoqian carefully studied Gu Cheng who was lying on the sofa, and looked at Cheng Ziyi with incredible small eyes, her eyes clearly said: Cheng Ziyi, I didn't realize that you are so good at torturing men!
"I just removed his chin...!" Cheng Ziyi was a little scared, she looked at the other four people in the room embarrassedly!
"Ziyi, what a skill!" Cheng Qijie stroked Gu Cheng's chin, not daring to move!
"Then when will you put it back on him?"
Qiao Yan looked at Gu Cheng who was sleeping strangely, and smelled the smell of alcohol in the room, and felt a little unbearable!
"I can only unload, not pretend!" Cheng Ziyi is like a child who has done something wrong, "If I don't do this, he must have eaten it like macaroni by this time!"
"So you knocked him out with a Koryo stick, didn't you?" Du Yu also stepped forward to touch Gu Cheng's dropped chin, expressing his admiration for Cheng Ziyi!
"What shall we do now?"
Cheng Ziyi felt very sorry in her heart. Gu Cheng fell asleep with her jawbone falling off and her mouth was wide open. She looked inexplicably miserable. She made her look like a terrible ghost!
"Du Yu, let's take him to the hospital!"
Qiao Yan looked at Du Yu as if asking for help, it wasn't that she couldn't make a decision, she just wanted to leave the decision to Du Yu!
"He looks like this...?" Du Yu pondered for a while, then took out his mobile phone, "I'll make a call and ask an orthopedic doctor to come to his house and put it on for him!"
"How much wine has this man drunk?" Cheng Qijie shook his head, "Ask me what love is in this world, it only makes people get drunk and relieve their worries!"
"Because he was in a bad mood during the day, he asked me to accompany him to drink at night, and then he drank like this!"
Cheng Ziyi bit her lower lip, looking cute like it was all my fault!
"Ah...!" Lu Xiaoqian shook her head and sighed, then poked Cheng Qijie's arm, "If you're drunk, I'll take your jaw off and put you in the pigsty!"
"What if those old sows want to kiss me forcibly?" Cheng Qijie was not happy.
"Follow it!" Lu Xiaoqian rolled her eyes, "What you should worry about is whether a sow or husband will come to catch you...!"
Cheng Qijie replied melancholy: "Indeed, I worry about this every time I kiss you...!"
"I want to die...!" Lu Xiaoqian beat Cheng Qijie with her fists.
"Xiaoqian, are you tickling him?" Cheng Ziyi rolled his eyes helplessly, "Let me teach you how to remove your chin some other day!"
(End of this chapter)
Cheng Ziyi's sanity returned.
Breathing out the strong smell of alcohol, Gu Cheng arched around her neck, and his big palm loosened its grip on her!
Without further ado, Ziyi withdrew both hands, and while stabilizing Gu Cheng's mandible at an extremely fast speed, clasped both hands at a certain joint behind his ear, and only heard a "click" , Gu Cheng opened his mouth wide, looked at her weakly for the last time, then fell on her body and stopped moving!
"Scared me!"
Cheng Ziyi took a lot of effort to push Gu Cheng aside, panting heavily with a blushing complexion, she calmed down and looked to the side, Gu Cheng's mouth was wide open, his eyes were closed tightly, he didn't know if he was asleep or in a coma!
"Grandma is wise, and she taught me how to guard against wolves as soon as she returned to China. Fortunately, she learned a trick, otherwise I would be wiped out today!"
Turning Gu Cheng over to let him sleep well, and covering him with a blanket, Cheng Ziyi suddenly remembered that she only learned how to remove a person's chin from the teacher, but never learned how to put it back on!
If Gu Cheng woke up and found that his mouth was open and unable to close, what absurd appearance he would be!
Just imagining it, Cheng Ziyi felt goose bumps on his back!
Picking up the phone, she decided to call Qiao Yan and Du Yu, asking them to come up with a solution!
……
An hour later, Qiao Yan and Du Yu rushed to Cheng Ziyi's house, and Lu Xiaoqian and Cheng Qijie also rushed over!
"Emma, Gu Cheng is such a handsome man... How did you make him like this, Ziyi?"
Lu Xiaoqian carefully studied Gu Cheng who was lying on the sofa, and looked at Cheng Ziyi with incredible small eyes, her eyes clearly said: Cheng Ziyi, I didn't realize that you are so good at torturing men!
"I just removed his chin...!" Cheng Ziyi was a little scared, she looked at the other four people in the room embarrassedly!
"Ziyi, what a skill!" Cheng Qijie stroked Gu Cheng's chin, not daring to move!
"Then when will you put it back on him?"
Qiao Yan looked at Gu Cheng who was sleeping strangely, and smelled the smell of alcohol in the room, and felt a little unbearable!
"I can only unload, not pretend!" Cheng Ziyi is like a child who has done something wrong, "If I don't do this, he must have eaten it like macaroni by this time!"
"So you knocked him out with a Koryo stick, didn't you?" Du Yu also stepped forward to touch Gu Cheng's dropped chin, expressing his admiration for Cheng Ziyi!
"What shall we do now?"
Cheng Ziyi felt very sorry in her heart. Gu Cheng fell asleep with her jawbone falling off and her mouth was wide open. She looked inexplicably miserable. She made her look like a terrible ghost!
"Du Yu, let's take him to the hospital!"
Qiao Yan looked at Du Yu as if asking for help, it wasn't that she couldn't make a decision, she just wanted to leave the decision to Du Yu!
"He looks like this...?" Du Yu pondered for a while, then took out his mobile phone, "I'll make a call and ask an orthopedic doctor to come to his house and put it on for him!"
"How much wine has this man drunk?" Cheng Qijie shook his head, "Ask me what love is in this world, it only makes people get drunk and relieve their worries!"
"Because he was in a bad mood during the day, he asked me to accompany him to drink at night, and then he drank like this!"
Cheng Ziyi bit her lower lip, looking cute like it was all my fault!
"Ah...!" Lu Xiaoqian shook her head and sighed, then poked Cheng Qijie's arm, "If you're drunk, I'll take your jaw off and put you in the pigsty!"
"What if those old sows want to kiss me forcibly?" Cheng Qijie was not happy.
"Follow it!" Lu Xiaoqian rolled her eyes, "What you should worry about is whether a sow or husband will come to catch you...!"
Cheng Qijie replied melancholy: "Indeed, I worry about this every time I kiss you...!"
"I want to die...!" Lu Xiaoqian beat Cheng Qijie with her fists.
"Xiaoqian, are you tickling him?" Cheng Ziyi rolled his eyes helplessly, "Let me teach you how to remove your chin some other day!"
(End of this chapter)
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