Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry

Chapter 275 The Indissoluble Bond with Fatty
"You'll gain weight if you drink soup made from meat! Girls are too fat to look good!" MIKE actually stopped Cheng Ziyi's bowl.

The people at the table fell silent for a moment, especially Cheng Ziyi who was so embarrassed!

"MIKE...!" Cheng Qijie wanted to remind him.

Unexpectedly, MIKE went on to say: "My future wife must not be a big fat man, otherwise I will not be able to bear it!"

"Hmph...!" Cheng Ziyi sneered and remained silent. If he wasn't married, he just managed it like this. If he was married, he would have to ask him for instructions every time he went to the bathroom!
Qiao Yan tacitly continued to add soup to her bowl!

"If you gain weight, I will consider not wanting you!"

MIKE looked annoyed at Cheng Ziyi scooping up the soup with a silver spoon, how elegant her movements were, how angry he was!
"If you can't find the three-legged toad, can you still find the two-legged man?"

Lu Xiaoqian put a large piece of chopped chicken into Ziyi's bowl at the right time, "My dear boy, eat more! If you grow into a big fat man, you will scare that dead man to death!"

"Ziyi, let's get some spare ribs, women are more beautiful if they have more flesh!" Qiao Yan comprehended and dragged two spare ribs into Ziyi's bowl.

"You...!" MIKE knew that the three women at the table were against him now, so he was too angry to speak.

"MIKE...!" Cheng Qijie searched his brains to find some suitable words that could not only comfort MIKE, but also well conceal the truth that he was actually a strict wife.

After thinking for a long time, he said, "If you let her drink hard and become a big fat man, no other man will fall in love with her, so you can monopolize her!"

"What?" MIKE didn't expect Cheng Qijie to say that, and he blinked his shrewd eyes, "Women are either dead or thin, this is an international practice!"

"The latest international convention is that men either die or shut up!" Lu Xiaoqian was indignant.

"Why do you dislike fat people so much?" Du Yu asked MIKE: "Is it just because fat people are not so beautiful?"

"There's a reason!" MIKE sniffed, "I'm incompatible with fat women! When I was three years old, a fat woman fell and hit me, causing me a concussion and a broken leg, and I was hospitalized. Half a year!"

"When I was 10 years old, a fat maid in my family went on a diet to lose weight. It was so hungry that she fell on me. I was almost suffocated to death by her!"

"And then, when I was 13 years old, the teacher who taught us math was a fat teacher. She stepped down the stairs and fell on me. Four of my front teeth flew off at that time, and two fell out afterwards!"

"Haha...!" Before MIKE finished speaking, Lu Xiaoqian burst into tears from laughter!

She was so happy to hear that this smelly man had such a bad past!

"Xiaoqian!" Cheng Qijie pinched the back of Lu Xiaoqian's hand, signaling her to listen to what MIKE had to say.

"Then, when I was 16 years old, I secretly made a little girlfriend. She was a big fat girl. When I was dating her daughter, she caught me and beat me up. I sat on my buttocks. On me, three of my ribs were broken on the spot!"

"The scariest thing is that when I was 20 years old, I was studying in the UK. There was a fat British man in my class who liked me. He sneaked into my room at night and threw his 300-pound body on me. If my roommates didn't come back in time, my chrysanthemum would be lost!"

"Haha!" Lu Xiaoqian's laughter exploded again, "If this goes on, you will die at the hands of the fat man sooner or later, haha...!"

When Qiao Yan and Cheng Ziyi heard MIKE's complaint, their mouths were wide open, and they ate and drank happily!

"It's really tragic!" Cheng Qijie nodded in deep sympathy.

"This proves that you have an indissoluble bond with Fatty!" Du Yu picked up the red wine in his glass and took a sip, "So many adventures, and you can escape from death every time, it proves that fat people in this world can't kill you!"

"When you say that, I also think it makes sense!" MIKE nodded in astonishment, "Before grandma told me to stay away from fat people, it seems that I have to be wary of thin people!"

"Come on, Ziyi eat more!" MIKE did it himself, and put a large piece of beef brisket into Cheng Ziyi's bowl!
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