Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry

Chapter 278

"You can laugh, but you can't be so unrestrained!" MIKE looked indignant, "It's better for a lady to have two dimples when she smiles, but she must not show her teeth. If you show your teeth, I'm afraid that kissing will bite me in the future!"

"Do you have any more requirements and regulations for me?" Cheng Ziyi laughed out of anger, "Tell me and let me see if there are any things that I need to change!"

"Well, since you are so persistent, I will tell you a few things!"

MIKE began to talk about his fiancée version of SIP in great detail!

"First, it's best not to laugh when you have nothing to do. When you smile, it will disturb my thinking! Even if you laugh, don't make a sound. You can watch my charming back and laugh quietly behind me. I have no objection to this!"

"Second, I agree with you to gain weight now, and you are only allowed to be fat, not thin. If you become as thin as her bean sprouts, I will not want you. Don't blame me for being ruthless!"

(This bean sprouts refers to Lu Xiaoqian. Seeing MIKE pointing at her, Lu Xiaoqian has a fierce look in her eyes and pinches her waist with her hands. Your sister, dare to say that I am like bean sprouts, want to die!)

"Third, apart from a few of them, I don't agree with you making other friends. It would be best if you can cut off ties with this bean sprout! After all, in terms of personal quality, this bean sprout is too bad!"

(Hun Dan, you are dead! Lu Xiaoqian started gnashing her teeth!)

"Fourth, you'd better not go out to work. You don't have to take the family assets that grandma gave you! If you want to spend money, just ask me for it! Or I will give you a performance report based on your performance every month." Assessment, your pocket money is determined according to the level of the assessment score! And the assessment score is completely determined by your usual attitude towards me!"

"Fifth, my mother likes children very much, so after you get married, your main job is to have children, at least one in a year, otherwise I will deduct your bonus!"

"Sixth, you must be gentle and considerate to me and my whole family, don't be so arrogant and rude like this little bean sprout!"

(I want to kill your whole family! Lu Xiaoqian can't bear it anymore!)
"Seventh, you can keep this lady as your best friend. Although she is not very good, she is much quieter than Little Bean Sprout. In this way, I will be more comfortable when the two of you walk around in the future, so I don't have to worry about being disturbed... ...!"

(Wow, kiddo, you are so afraid of noise! ​​Qiao Yan has black lines all over his head, listening to his tone, he is not afraid of choking himself to death!)

"Eighth, it's still about this little bean sprout!" MIKE glanced at Lu Xiaoqian contemptuously, "You must not look at this little bean sprout again after you are pregnant, otherwise, if the child is born with a small nose and small eyes like her, I will ask You are reborn!"

Whether a scholar can bear it or not, Lu Xiaoqian's bangs stand on end!

"Ah...!" The Lion's Roar erupted!

Du Yu and Cheng Qijie sat at the coffee table and didn't even come over. They heard all of MIKE's words. Apart from admiration, they really couldn't think of other suitable words to "praise" him!

After talking for a while, Du Yu has realized that this freak MIKE is a business genius!

Maybe geniuses are different from ordinary people, so this person's EQ is low to the mud!
Cheng Qijie, on the other hand, was quite depressed when he heard this person talking about his family Xiaoqian!
At this moment, Lu Xiaoqian's anger is not beyond their expectations!
"Bastard, you're going to die today!" Lu Xiaoqian jumped in front of MIKE with the TV remote in her hand.

"Look, Ziyi, I'm right, you must never be friends with such a rude little bean sprout again!" MIKE pointed to Lu Xiaoqian and Cheng Ziyi in front of him and said, "If you become a man like her If you look like me, then I might as well just find a man to be my wife!"

(End of this chapter)