Black-bellied mad and cute wife: you don't want to marry

Chapter 91

"I was wrong, whoever the fuck comes to ask First Young Master Gu for money next time, just walk and fall into the sewer and drown!"

"If I look at any woman more than once while walking, I will curse my aunt for digging out my eyeballs!"

"If I dare to spit on people again, let some evil woman trick me into going home to her husband QJ!"

"If I dare to smash things again, I will be killed by Li Gang's son's BMW!"

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Li Ermao lay on the ground, constantly swearing and swearing.

Qiao Yangang held her nose and stepped back a few steps away from him, amusedly watching him change from a high-spirited ruffian to the pitiful state of dying.

"What does it taste like?"

Gu Cheng suddenly raised his head. He has been obsessed with cleanliness since he was a child, and he is particularly sensitive to peculiar smells!

"Hehe!" Qiao Yan knew that Gu Cheng was obsessed with cleanliness, so she didn't dare to tell Gu Cheng directly that she pissed on Li Ermao!

Otherwise, Gu Cheng would probably take her and Li Ermao and throw them out together!
"Young Master Gu, help me!" Li Ermao cheered up after hearing Gu Cheng's words.

"The smell of tears!"

After thinking for a long time, Qiao Yan finally found a suitable word to explain the source of the smell. She pointed to Li Ermao who was on the ground, "He cried, the smell of tears!"

"It's not the smell of tears! I peed!" Li Ermao protested loudly with tears in his voice.

Gu Cheng's face darkened all of a sudden, he immediately covered his nose like Qiao Yan, pointed at Qiao Yan, "Hurry up and get him away!"

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll be right away!" Qiao Yan rushed into the inner lounge again like an arrow, and brought out another small glass of water.

"This is the antidote I prepared, you drink it!" It's actually a glass of water!
Suppressing the nausea, Qiao Yan put water to Li Ermao's mouth and asked him to drink it himself.

"Ouch!" Li Ermao breathed a sigh of relief, then hurried forward to lick the water with his tongue to drink.

That eager and eager look seems to be really drinking some fine wine!
"Okay, you can't die, remember the oath you just made, otherwise, I'm a doctor...you understand!"

Qiao Yan smiled meaningfully, and began to remove the scotch tape from Li Ermao's hand.

"Oh, grandma, you really scared me to death!"

Li Ermao got up from the ground, looked back with aggrieved eyes, there was a big puddle of water on the ground!
This is the most embarrassing time since he was born out of his mother's womb!
"It's so fucking unforgettable!" Li Ermao cried like a child, his trousers were wet and dripping on the ground.

"Don't cry, don't cry, be good, go back and change your clothes, or your mother will worry!"

Qiao Yan held up the broken notebook (actually to prevent Li Ermao from counterattacking), coaxing Li Ermao softly.

The sadder he cries, the sweeter she smiles!
"You go, go back and tell you Boss Jin, I, Gu, will not take any money from you!"

Gu Cheng covered his nose, if it wasn't for his grace, he wished he could fly Li Ermao out with one kick.

The smell of urine in the whole room made him lose the mind to write a proposal.

"How can I have the face to go back?" Li Ermao looked at the urine stains running down the trousers, curled his lips aggrieved:
"Young Master Gu, please take care of yourself, Boss Jin is not easy to deal with!"

"Then go back and change your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold!" Qiao Yan said in a very caring and friendly manner: "Now it's autumn and it's cold, take care of your body!"

"Grandma, I'll see you in the future and take a detour"!It's really a cat crying and a mouse pretending to be merciful!
Li Ermao blinked his small eyes, and scolded Qiao Yan for being a femme fatale in his heart, but he looked greedily a few more times.

"You're right to think so. I gave that company that came to ask for a debt yesterday...!"

Qiao Yan stretched out her hand to wipe her neck, then praised Li Ermao earnestly with bright eyes:
"You still know the current affairs, big hero! Remember to take a detour when you see me and First Young Master Gu, otherwise...hehe, I still have a lot of euthanasia drugs on hand!"

(End of this chapter)