A lie for life: the story of the routine president hunting his wife

Chapter 147 The Contradiction Begins

Humming twice at the closed door of the study, Lin Mengmeng also went back to the room and locked the door, lying on the bed and feeling aggrieved thinking about it.

this man...

In the evening, Lin Mengmeng went to the supermarket, bought some fruits and vegetables, bought a cookbook by the way, and returned home, but Mu Jinxia was not at home.

out?
Still angry?
Lin Mengmeng put her things in the kitchen depressedly, then took out her mobile phone to call him, then turned around and put the mobile phone back in her pocket.

Forget it, just make a dish and test him well!Anyway, today is also a good day, did the student union win the game?

First wash the rice, then wash and chop the vegetables, and when they are ready to cook, Lin Mengmeng tragically discovers that her house has no oil! !
Both of them who live with Mu Jinxia can't cook, so there won't be any oil or anything, right? (╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛
Looking at the messy stove, Lin Mengmeng was a little discouraged, and took out her mobile phone to complain to Liu Yi and the others.

Lin Mengmeng: T_T Jianghu emergency!Can anyone tell me, can it be cooked without rapeseed?

Liu Yi: Σ(?д?lll)︴Holy shit, cute, what are you doing?Who provoked you, don't do stupid things, what should you do if you are a stupid chairman!Dark cooking can kill people, so don't do stupid things! !

Liu Yi: Hey, 120...

Lin Mengmeng: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣▽￣///) Die!

The corner of Lin Mengmeng's mouth twitched: Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, can you cook without oil?
Liu Yi: (T^T) Can I cook vegetables without oil? Is it possible to fry? I have learned a lot. President, can you take a good look at your cute products? (Hold it out to harm the world)
Xiaoya: ...

Lin Mengmeng: Ah, Xiaoya, you are here, Liu Yi is a bully! (?_?)
Xiaoya: Mengmeng, is it comfortable for you to wear clothes without underwear?

Lin Mengmeng: ... (What the hell! I don't dare to care about pregnant women (╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛, I found that Xiaoya has become black)

Liu Yi: Hahahaha (?ω?) hiahiahia, Xiaoya is still as venomous as ever!It hit the nail on the head, and it was so well said.

Liu Yi: Hahahaha, slapping the table, I can't do it anymore, my eyes popped out from laughing, Mengmeng, how can you be so cute, Xiaoya, how can your description be so apt!
Liu Yi: How to cook without oil ~ How to wear clothes without underwear ~ Puff ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Lin Mengmeng: I feel that the prehistoric power in my body is about to erupt. Be good, stand still. I will try not to slap your face. After all, your face is still useful for warding off evil spirits! (╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛.

Xiaoya: ...

Liu Yi: Aoyou, Xiaoya is talking about you, stand up obediently, our Mengmeng is angry, but Mengmeng, it is against the law to beat a pregnant woman, you should think twice.

Liu Yi: Although she is a good friend of the president of your family, I want to know if the president is the kind of person who values ​​sex and despises friends.

Lin Mengmeng: (╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛Bewitching people!I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon, hum!

Xiaoya: The person she wants to beat seems to be you. Our Mengmeng has always beaten people who owe you a beating. Mengmeng can beat you at ease. If there is anything wrong, the president will cover you! (If you beat her to death, she deserves it.)
Xiaoya: Get ready, let's go! ???!(???????)??.

Lin Mengmeng: Take the trick, you little bitch who is a demon, look at my cute flying legs, ahh (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣▽￣///)!

Liu Yi typed on the keyboard pretending to be exaggerated, with a wicked smile on his face: President, help me, your cutie is going to kill someone!

(End of this chapter)