Jinyi Town Mountains and Rivers

Chapter 289 Scolding the Crazy Emperor
Lu Fang kowtowed outside the hall and said, "Report to the emperor, the auspicious time has come, please move to the new palace."

Emperor Jiajing said: "Don't worry. I won't be too late to move until the congratulatory forms of the ministers are complete!"

Chen Hong hurriedly said: "Your maidservant, hurry up!"

After speaking, Chen Hong exited the hall.

Outside the main hall, the cabinet members, officials of the six ministries, and the leading generals of the five military governors' mansions were all kneeling and waiting for the emperor to move into his new home.

Chen Hong walked up to Gao Gong: "Gao Gong, how did you become the Minister of the Household Department? You can't even manage your own officials? Why hasn't Hai Rui from the Yunnan Cleaning Department come up with the congratulatory form?"

Gao Gong was surprised: "I don't know about this! He hasn't entered the congratulatory form yet?"

Xu Jie on the side asked Chen Hong: "Eunuch Chen, the auspicious time has come, when will the emperor start driving?"

Chen Hong sneered: "Oh, if the congratulatory form is not complete, the emperor will not get up! You all kneel here! Liu Da!"

Liu Da is no longer working in Jinyiwei at this time.Now he is fully embraced by Dongchang and has become the commander of the governor of Dongchang.

Liu Da cupped his hands and said, "Your subordinate is here, what orders does Eunuch Chen have?"

Chen Hongdao: "You take someone to Hai Rui's house right away, even if you put a knife on his neck, you have to make him write out the congratulatory form neatly!"

At this time, a young eunuch from Dongchang walked up to Chen Hong: "Eunuch Chen, the congratulatory form from Hai Rui from the household department is here."

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch handed Chen Hong a "congratulatory form" hung with a red string.

Chen Hong was overjoyed, took the memorial, and ran into the hall in a hurry.

"Your Majesty, Hai Rui's congratulatory form is here!" Chen Hong slipped on his knees, kneeling just right in front of Emperor Jiajing, offering the "congratulatory form" with both hands.

Emperor Jiajing took the "congratulatory form", with a large book on the top of the form, "The head of the Yunnan Qingli Department of the Ministry of Households, and my minister Hai Rui would like to play it, which is the number one thing in the world."

Emperor Jiajing frowned, sat down in the green gauze curtain, and opened the "congratulatory form".

His Highness's kneeling Chen Hong found that the more the emperor looked at the "Congratulatory Biao", the more ugly his face became. After a while, the emperor's face turned from red to white!Damn white! !

"Your Majesty cultivates Taoism and immortality, is it for the sake of immortality? But have you ever thought about it, the words are strange and confusing. From the Three Emperors and Five Emperors up to now, which virtuous monarch believes in this kind of thing? Is there any Taoist priest in the world who can live forever? ? You used to favor Tao Zhongwen, the demon Taoist, didn’t he claim to be able to teach you the art of immortality? Didn’t he also die in the end?”

"Your Majesty, do you think you never make mistakes? It's just that the ministers are flattering you and flattering you! Don't think that you are right if no one says you made mistakes! You have made countless mistakes in the past 45 years!"

"Your Majesty, you are arrogant and extravagant, building large-scale construction projects, abusing people's power, and wasting state money. You have not been in court for more than 20 years, and you don't care about political affairs. This has led to the dictatorship of the traitor party, the relaxation of laws and regulations, and the people's livelihood!"

"Your Majesty, as the king of a country, should set an example for the parents of the world. But you listened to Tao Zhongwen's slander that 'the two dragons should not meet easily', and you haven't seen King Yu for several years. This is disregarding the relationship between father and son! Hiding in Yongshou Palace every day Cultivating the Tao, not returning to the harem, ignoring the relationship between husband and wife...is this what a good father and husband should do?"

"As the folk saying goes: the good ones are the home. The quiet ones are the clean ones. In Jiajing and Jiajing, every house is clean but there is no money to live on, and no food to feed one's stomach!"

"Officials and common people in the world are not worthy of His Majesty, it will be too long!"

Emperor Jiajing finally finished reading Hai Rui's "The Best Book in the World"!At first, he stared blankly at the memorial.Then his face turned from white to red.Emperor Jiajing felt that his mouth was dry and he retched again.

Hai Rui's zhezi, in name, was trying to persuade Emperor Jiajing, but in fact he was cursing Emperor Jiajing!
Don't say that Emperor Jiajing is the king of a country, and Hai Rui is his subject.Even in the officialdom, if a subordinate scolds his boss like this, the boss can't stand it!

Emperor Jiajing retched.Huang Jin hurriedly walked behind Emperor Jiajing, patted him on the back, and calmly said, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you! Hurry up! Call the imperial doctor!"

"roll!!!"

Emperor Jiajing waved his sleeves and pushed Huang Jin directly. Huang Jin couldn't dodge and fell to the ground.

The wrath of the sky, laying down millions of corpses, blood flowing!
Lu Fang, who was kneeling in His Highness, was stunned!Today is the day when the emperor moved to the new palace.The emperor was in a good mood.It's just looking at a congratulatory form, why is Long Yan furious?

Lu Fang is a smart person, he immediately understood that there was something wrong with the congratulatory form.

Inside the green gauze curtain came another lifelong cry: "Conspiracy! Catch! Kill! Ling Chi! Execute the Nine Clans!"

Chen Hong cupped his hands and said: "Please tell the emperor who to arrest and who to kill! This servant will go and kill the whole family of the conspirators for the emperor!"

Emperor Jiajing said a person's name inside the green gauze curtain, Lu Fang, Chen Hong, and Huang Jin were all stunned.

"Catch Zhu Zaihou!"

Zhu Zaihou is exactly the name of King Yu!
Chen Hong stood up, as if he was really going to catch Yu Wang.

Lu Fang turned her head quickly and scolded Chen Hong: "Are you crazy? Kneel down!"

Emperor Jiajing said the names of a series of people in the green gauze tent: "Ba Lu Fang, Xu Jie, Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng, Chen Hong, Huang Jin, He Liu, Zhao Zhenji, Yan Song, Yan Shifan, Lu Bing, Wu Shujian , Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, arrest them all! Kill them all! Kill them all, I will kill them all! They conspired against each other! They murdered the king!"

Lu Fang, Chen Hong, and Huang Jin in the main hall suddenly realized that the emperor was mad with anger!Everything he said was crazy!
The three of them didn't know what to do for a while, they just knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

Emperor Jiajing roared again: "Investigate! Let the Sanfa Division investigate this Hai Rui! The Metropolitan Procuratorate will send someone to investigate! The Ministry of Criminal Justice will send someone to investigate! Dali Temple will send someone to investigate! Also, Lingji Palace will send someone! Chaotianguan will send someone! Heavenly Court sent someone! Yan Luodian sent someone! Check! Find out who is in charge of this Hai Rui!"

Huang Jin is a stupid person, he shouldn't talk too much at this moment.But he still spoke.He said with tears in his voice, "Your Majesty, no matter what evil words Hai Rui wrote on the congratulatory form, Your Majesty, please don't get angry!"

Emperor Jiajing stood up suddenly, pointed at Huang Jin's nose and cursed: "You still say that the thing that Hai Rui handed over is a congratulatory form? I understand! There are orders! There are backers! You have worked together and colluded internally and externally to get angry. Damn! You, Huang Jin, are one of the backstage! Chen Hong, arrest this slave for me! Send it to the Criminal Division of Dongchang, where the court staff will serve you!"

Chen Hong had long disliked Huang Jin.He didn't care if what Emperor Jiajing said was crazy or not, and he directly ordered Liu Da outside the hall: "Liu Da, take people to the hall, arrest Huang Jin, and send him to the punishment staff to serve him!"

Although Lu Fang has a completely different temperament from Huang Jin.But they have always had a father-son relationship for nearly 30 years.Lu Fang hurriedly stopped him: "Chen Hong, kneel down. Don't move rashly!"

(End of this chapter)