Almighty teacher

Chapter 104 We Are Men Too
Huang Xiaoli was staring at the computer screen in Fighting the Landlord. Chu Han and Zhao Hu were punished to stand and write inspections. The reason was that the teacher was fighting with the students in the corridor. If Huang Xiaoli hadn’t bumped into Huang Xiaoli and smashed the monitor, they wouldn’t have ended up like this. Now there is no way. up.The two stared at each other, and what was even more exasperating was that Huang Xiaoli brought the monitor of Chu Han's office computer over. Now Chu Han only has the host computer and the keyboard, but one monitor is missing.

Zhao Hu shouted in a low voice: "Brother Han, how did you write this inspection? We didn't make any mistakes!"

"How do I know!" Chu Han also felt helpless, and said, "We didn't fight, and he put such a big hat on us, so I don't have to panic!"

Huang Xiaoli suddenly said, "What are you mumbling about? Write it quickly!"

Chu Han and Zhao Hu immediately fainted again. They pasted the paper on the wall and began to write and check.From time to time, the two peeked at each other and exchanged how to write the inspection.

After more than an hour of hard work, Zhao Hu wrote more than 100 words on the inspection, while Chu Han still had two words on the white paper: inspection.The third word never came out, Huang Xiaoli couldn't laugh or cry seeing the two of them in distress.Said: "Forget it! You don't need to write the inspection, you go back!"

Chu Han held his breath in his heart, and said, "You asked me to write, I wrote, and now you let me go, what do you mean? You think my hard work for more than an hour is useless? Did you make a mistake?"

Huang Xiaoli frowned and said, "What did you write? Didn't you just write the word 'check'?"

Seeing that Chu Han was going to be stupid, Zhao Hu hurriedly pulled the corner of Chu Han's clothes and said, "It's all right! It's all right! Brother Han! I'll treat guests to eat duck at noon. Goodbye Director Huang! Goodbye Director Huang!"

Just like that, Chu Han was pulled and dragged away from Huang Xiaoli's office by Zhao Hu, and when he walked out the office door, Chu Han came to his senses and said, "If you don't scare her, she will treat you as a bully. In fact, I'm just scaring her." people."

Zhao Hu looked at Chu Han, gave a thumbs up and said, "Tall! It's really tall! I admire you. Let's go. I'll treat you to a duck."

When we arrived at the duck restaurant outside the school, there was a big man squatting at the door selling bullfrogs. It looked like they had been caught in the wild for sale. Chu Han told Zhao Hu: "This is delicious. The steamed heat is very delicious, and the taste is not bad."

Zhao Hu said: "I also know, but this thing is not cheap."

Chu Han knelt down and asked, "Brother, how did you sell this? Is this wild?"

The big man laughed, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, "80 yuan per kilogram, pure wild. The taste is absolutely delicious."

Zhao Hu looked at the bullfrog, which weighed at least two catties, and said, "Brother Han, this one costs at least 100 yuan. I think we'd better catch it ourselves. It's easy to catch things at night."

Chu Han looked at the bullfrog, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, walked into the duck restaurant, and asked, "Why did you commit suicide last night? What the hell happened! Thinking of what you said, I feel ashamed. This is what my student said. words?"

Zhao Hu said embarrassedly: "Don't worry, don't worry! Let's eat first and talk while eating!" After finishing speaking, Zhao Hu took two bottles of beer, opened one for Chu Han, and said, "Brother Han, I have something to ask."

Chu Han laughed and asked, "Is it because of Li Xiaolu? You have nothing else to do. You're just so useless."

Zhao Hu said: "The one who understands me is none other than Brother Han. That Brother Han, I won't beat around the bush. Why is Li Xiaolu ignoring me? Not only have our relationship not gotten any closer, but it feels like we've become estranged recently."

Chu Han put on a show and said, "Tell me, boy, what progress has been made recently?"

Zhao Hu said listlessly: "It's really hard to say, Brother Han, I know you are a master in the field of love, so please tell me about your experience in picking up girls. I have nothing to do now. You have the heart to watch your loyal little brother suffer. Can't sleep at night because of the emotional torment? This is very tortured."

Chu Han smiled and said, "You boy, I'm speechless. In fact, it's very easy to pick up girls. Let me give you an example." Chu Han started talking nonsense, took a sip of beer, pretended to be very serious and said, "The most Simple, after meeting each other every day, there will be a time of parting, at this time, you have to show reluctance? Do you understand? What is reluctance? "

Zhao Hu nodded, then shook his head, staring into Chu Han's eyes in confusion.

Chu Han: "Fuck! Rotten wood can't be carved." He continued to explain: "Reluctantly, you just don't want the other person to leave, understand? How do you behave? It depends on your acting skills. Now you send Li Xiaolu home, to the gate of the community , she must go back first, you have to stand at the door and watch her disappear until she disappears."

Zhao Hu said aggrievedly: "I give it away every time. I know this too. Is there anything new?"

Chu Han scratched his head, it seems that this duck meal is not easy to cheat, and it will be impossible if we don't work hard. "So did you give Li Xiaolu any presents?"

Zhao Hu became excited and said, "I bought a ring, a platinum one. She doesn't want it. It's still on my bedside!"

Chu Han slapped the table, causing many people to stare at this place, "You idiot! Ah! Did she dislike you even more after giving you the ring? You are such a pighead! Just buy it when it's just now. Ring! It's a shame to have a student like you, hey! Fail! Fail!"

Zhao Hu: "The ring I bought is very beautiful. I have been choosing it for a long time."

Chu Han said: "Giving a ring is a marriage proposal. Have you made a mistake? The other party's goodwill towards you will be gone at once. You shouldn't send such an expensive thing. It will scare her. If you send some chocolates, how many will you give?" A bottle of Want Want milk, surely he will accept it."

Zhao Hu said emotionally: "She won't refuse these things, but she doesn't have much money. Will giving these things make others feel shabby?"

"Ah! How could I have such a stupid student like you!" Chu Han wanted to cry, and said, "Oh my God, you thought you were proposing marriage, and the gift you gave was worthless and it would look shabby. Remember, you are now pursuing Li Xiaolu, the most important thing in chasing a girl is to make her feel happy with you. Pay attention to your tone of voice when you speak. I didn’t tell you last time. Be gentle! Be gentle! Even if you are not gentle, you have to pretend It's very gentle!"

Zhao Hu pouted and said, "I'm very gentle!" Chu Han then continued: You are gentle because you are ugly.

Chu Han picked up the beer and said, "Let's have a sip first." Then he said, "Li Xiaolu's family background is good, she won't look down on gifts, and, let me tell you, the most taboo thing to chase after a girl is to give gifts indiscriminately. Let the girl feel pressured to give every gift, there must be a reason, understand? Let’s put it this way, it’s normal for you to give a gift for her birthday, and you don’t send flowers when she performs on stage, it’s vulgar, It's old-fashioned, you go to buy a plush toy, which is both novelty and makes her happy. What's more, girls with plush toys will put them on the bed, and they will see the gift you gave every day before going to bed. Open your eyes, hold the toy you gave me in your arms, can she forget you? Isn't it much better than your ring? I said so many words in one breath, and my throat is dry!"

Zhao Hu's eyes widened, and he said, "Brother Han! You are really a woman's nemesis, you are amazing, I am convinced."

Chu Han is not satisfied yet.I saw a black shadow walking to my side, looked up, and saw Huang Xiaoli standing beside me with her waist pinched.

Zhao Hu smiled and said, "Teacher Huang, sit down and eat something together?"

Huang Xiaoli said with a straight face: "I am really speechless to you two. Such a teacher can only teach students like you."

Chu Han stood up, a full head taller than Huang Xiaoli, and said, "Mr. Huang, you are right, what's wrong with me? What's wrong with the students I teach? We're not at school now, we're just friends. Do you want to take care of what topics to discuss together? We are still discussing where to go to Miss Zhao at night!"

As soon as these words came out, Chu Han regretted it. Li Xiaolu was standing at the door looking at herself and Chu Zhaohu. Isn't this obviously causing trouble for Zhao Hu?Li Xiaolu also saw Chu Han, she knew Chu Han's character very well, knowing that Chu Han was joking again, she smiled and made a goodbye gesture.Zhao Hu wanted to cry without tears, "Brother Han, I didn't want to go find Miss with you!"

Huang Xiaoli flushed with anger, and said, "Don't forget that you are a teacher."

Chu Han smiled proudly: "Don't forget that I'm also a man, Baga!"

There was applause in the duck restaurant, and Chu Han realized that there were students all around him, those he knew and those he didn't know were applauding. When Huang Xiaoli turned around, everyone ate quietly.Chu Han said in a low voice: "Mr. Huang, you saw it. When you turned around, they couldn't eat well. I don't know if they were scared by you or they were full!"

Huang Xiaoli held her breath, and said in a low to high voice: "Chu Han, let's wait and see!" After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked outside. Chu Han admired the rhythmic twisting from behind, and said to Zhao Hu: "Look! Look! The catwalk is really good." Just after finishing speaking, Huang Xiaoli tripped over the threshold at the door and almost fell down!
Chu Han and Zhao Hu laughed "haha".After dinner, Chu Han returned to the office, and began to look up materials for the afternoon class on Lu Hao's computer. Since it was an ancient Chinese, he chose Wang Bo's "Preface to the Pavilion of the King of Teng". Among them, Chu Han's favorite lines are: Luo Xia and the lone duck fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky.The fishing boat sings late, and it rings on the shore of poor Pengli;

(End of this chapter)