Almighty teacher

Chapter 147 Li Bai and Wang Lun

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Chu Han walked into the classroom on time with the lesson plans under his arm. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted loudly: "Li Bai was about to go on a boat, but suddenly he felt a stomachache, and three piles of shit flew down, and there was no paper left." !” Stepping on the poem, Chu Han walked up to the podium rhythmically, and the faces below turned green. The students held back their laughter, and their faces turned green. Several leaders of Fenghua Art College felt that they were standing in front of the leaders of the Education Bureau. Disgraceful.Only Lao Duan smiled happily.

"Let's start class! You don't have to stand up and say hello!" Chu Han said casually, "Did you all learn the poem I just memorized when you were in elementary school?"

The students looked straight at Chu Han and shook their heads. Ding Xiaodou said, "Brother Han, you are too crazy. What we learned is different from what you memorized. There is a big difference."

Chu Han frowned, and asked, "Is it wrong? What's wrong? Why don't I feel it? Come and recite it for me."

Ding Xiaodou cried, "Brother Han, I can't! I failed Chinese when I was in elementary school."

Chu Han smiled and said, "Who knows the poem just now, get up and recite it. Teach Xiao Douding, Xiao Douding remembers to invite people to dinner. Don't play tricks."

Ding Xiaodou didn't have any temper after being tortured by Chu Han.Turning everything to one side, Li Xiaolu stood up and said, "Mr. Chu, what you just recited is "To Wang Lun" written by Li Bai, right? It should be. Wang Lun sent me love."

Chu Han clapped his hands, nodded and said, "Very good! Very good!" He motioned Li Xiaolu to sit down, and said, "This is Li Bai's masterpiece in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty. But there is an unknown story behind this. Next, I will tell you. To learn ancient poetry, you must not only understand the meaning, but also understand the background!"

"During the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, in a small mountain village in the southwest of Jingxian County, Anhui Province, there lived a very famous singer named Wang Lun. He was also regarded as a 'popular singer' at that time. Wang Lun admired Li Bai very much, and it can be said that he admired Li Bai. Die-hard fan of "Five Body Casting". I usually study Li Bai's poems when I have nothing to do. When reading poems, I also drink small wine and imitate idols. I often hold a pen, but I don't know how to write. Wang Lun also knows that Li Bai likes to drink So he brewed high-quality glutinous rice and sorghum wine by himself and hid it in the cellar, waiting for the opportunity to drink with his idol. By the way, he cheated to get an autograph or something. But Li Bai is naturally unrestrained. It is standard A "family of donkey friends" besides drinking and reciting poems every day, they also like to visit the great mountains and rivers of the motherland. Wang Lun called Li Bai many times, either he was not in the service area, or his mobile phone could not be connected. The email showed that the other party's mailbox was full, which can be seen at that time How bad the server is! That’s why Wang Luntu has a lot of regrets!” The reaction from the audience was good, the students often laughed, and even a few people from the Education Bureau couldn’t help laughing.Chu Han felt that he was very successful, so he continued to fool around.If you fool around until the end of get out of class, you will win.

"One year in March, when the peach blossoms were about to bloom, the opportunity finally came. Wang Lun, who was far away in Jingxian County, Anhui, heard that Li Bai was visiting Kaifeng, which was relatively close to him. So he immediately called Li Bai's new global number to tell you Don’t you like to drink? I have the best pure sorghum wine here. It’s definitely not the kind produced in Shanxi! Don’t you like to see peach blossoms in full bloom? I have ten thousand acres of peach forests here. Don’t you like clear mountains and clear water? I have them here Continuous green hills and clear water. Finally, I would like to emphasize that our breakfast milk is very safe. It is produced by our own cows, not deer. You can drink it with confidence. Li Bai also expressed his gratitude to the famous singer Wang Lun I heard about it. So after receiving the call, I readily decided to visit Wang Lun."

"However, when Li Bai traveled thousands of miles from Kaifeng in Henan Province to Jingxian County in Anhui Province by bicycle after wearing out two Pathfinder tents, a Bigpack backpack and three Tianshi sleeping bags, he was greatly disappointed. The rolling green hills in front of him It’s just a small hill, not as good as the “Xiangbala” scenic spot, which is often visited by junior travel friends in Beijing. The peach blossoms of 500 mu are just a few small peach trees planted on the edge of a small pit. Even Sikeshu, a landmark scenic spot where junior travel friends often gather It is not as good. Wanqing clear water is a small pit in front of Wang Lun’s house. There is a wooden sign on it, which says Peach Blossom Pond. There is no lake with eyes to see the Botanical Garden from the Fragrant Hills [-] meters away. At that time, Li Bai was also helpless. Ah! I have traveled thousands of miles, stayed here, and missed countless brothels. To see this kind of scene. I am deeply disappointed!" Chu Han added: "If I were Li Bai, I would have cried at that time."

"If you come, let's be safe! I didn't expect Wang Lun to be attracted by an outdoor outfit after seeing Li Bai for the first time. After saying goodbye, he pulled Li Bai's ARCTERYX laser-welded jacket and trousers and repeatedly praised the fine workmanship. It is a skillful hand." Look at the pair of waterproof, breathable and warm lowaGORETEX shoes on Li Bai's feet. They are so sturdy. I even carefully looked at the Speyer outdoor sports socks on the inside. I am very envious. Li Bai thought, Wang Lun is not only lying to me. Come on, I haven’t even seen these standard equipment for outdoor travel. Is this a non-standard old hat? Unexpectedly, Wang Lun asked repeatedly, Brother Li, where can I buy this equipment? If I have the opportunity, I will also buy one to experience it.

Li Bai was a little angry at first, but seeing Wang Lun humbly asking for advice, maybe we can travel together in the future!He replied patiently: I bought this in Madian, an outdoor business district when I was visiting the capital.There are the best pathfinders made by national channels, and there are also Sanfu outdoors with the most complete products and good services and a large storefront.If you want to find the most cost-effective things, you can also visit Qianyan and Beitian outdoors.Of course, there are also some small shops around these big shops, the prices are not low, and the product quality is also good.It's just that the products are not very complete. It is recommended to go to the east store and west store of Madian Sanfu Outdoor. The two stores have a complete range of things.The waiter also likes to go out for horseback riding, archery, ice climbing and rock climbing, and is very experienced in using products.The store in the middle doesn't have all the products right now, maybe it's just the beginning!There are not many products to be found!After listening to these suggestions, Wang Lun thanked him repeatedly.Hastily brought out good cigarettes and wine to entertain Li Bai.Li Bai, who saw the wine, forgot all the unpleasant things, picked up his big name and started drinking. "

"Of course Wang Lun knew that he had tricked his idol here. So he apologized first, and after three rounds of wine and five flavors, he began to drink and talk about poetry and anecdotes about Li Bai's journey. Not only familiar with the deep memorization, but also a deep understanding. A famous singer, a famous poet. When the wine is strong, they understand each other and love each other! :) Li Bai asked for Wang Lun's latest pre-sale signed CD, Wang Lun Lun also got Li Bai's autograph, so after a few days, Li Bai felt cheated at the beginning, then got along happily, and then to the point where it was hard to leave. It is conceivable. The two can be said to have their own specialties. Daily It’s okay to listen to famous singers singing. And singers can get along with idols they admire and learn the essence of poetry. After drinking, the two fell asleep on their feet, and in the morning they smelled chickens and danced to exercise and ran 3000 meters together. What a joy in life. And the two agreed that when a man named Pu Wei from Xi’an came back from climbing Mount Everest, they would meet to learn from him. Climb Mount Everest when the season is right in the coming year. Really ask the sky about wine. Happy life!” Ding Xiaodou said in The following whispered to Zhao Hu: "Brother Han is too good at bragging! Admire! Admire!"

Zhao Hu: "He has a level that can't attract girls. I wouldn't believe it if he was killed."

"There is no feast that lasts forever. In a blink of an eye, Li Bai has been staying for more than a month. No matter how good the hospitality is, the deep friendship will eventually be separated. Li Bai really couldn't bear to tell Wang Lun before he left. Li Bai knew that as long as he told Wang Lun, Wang Lun would be happy." He would find a thousand sad reasons to stay. Therefore, this time Li Bai chose to leave without saying goodbye. He secretly put a pair of Speyer’s daily sports socks under Wang Lun’s pillow, hoping that when Wang Lun exercises in the morning Wearing it, it is a little souvenir to express my gratitude."

"Just as Li Bai stepped onto a small passenger boat and was about to leave, he suddenly heard Wang Lun's farewell singing. 'Friends from afar, please come down'" Li Bai followed Wang Lun for a while, and sang: "I don't want to Go, in fact, I want to stay, stay with you, through every spring, autumn, winter and summer. It turns out that Wang Lun went out to do some small things that day.Li Bai was not found when he came back.He knew that he could no longer keep his idol.So, saying goodbye is also very special.Didn't Wang Lun find Li Bai on the boat to hug and say goodbye.Instead, under a tree on the shore, he used his best singing to interpret the sadness of parting.Hearing that Li Bai couldn't bear to leave.Li Bai deserves to be a world-famous poet!Seeing this scene, I was moved and wrote a poem that has been handed down through the ages and praised the friendship.

Li Bai was about to go by boat and suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore.

Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, not as good as Wang Lun's love for me"

When Chu Han talked about this, Lin Daqiang took the lead in applauding, and even a few people from the Education Bureau kept nodding. After so many years of study, this is the first time I have heard such a course, but there are also two stubborn old people scolding below. : "What has been done to ancient Chinese art! It's inexplicable."

This happened to be heard by Chu Han, and Chu Han said loudly: "The friend who spoke just now, please allow me to refute. There are many arts in ancient China that are worthy of our promotion. In your eyes, am I blaspheming art?"

The old man stood up, with steamed buns and white hair, with big eyes, and said: "This story should be affectionate, but now it has been made into a Q version for you. Don't you think it is disrespectful to the ancients at this time?" ?"

Chu Han stretched out his hand and said, "Wrong!"

The leaders present and the people from the Education Bureau were stunned. The old man who spoke just now is an artist of ancient Chinese prose, and his words are very important in the whole country.It was rejected by Chu Han in public, and others thought that this should be a kind of contempt for him.

(End of this chapter)