Stunning Elixir: Husband, it's time to feed the spirit beasts

Chapter 479 Teaching
What Xiao Lan'er said was telling the truth, but this truth is no different from a lie in a certain sense.

They change their skins casually, they can change any skin they want, and they can even customize the skin according to their own ideas, but the person in front of them is not only poor in appearance, but also in bad bones. Even if they have plastic surgery, they can only barely salvage it. Well, when your face collapses, it might be even worse than it is now.

But Xiao Lan'er felt that since they had already intervened in this matter, at least they had to wait until the police arrived, and they couldn't let this person die before the police arrived.

"Really? Are you all fucked?" The drunk asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Xiao Lan'er thought for a while after she chose this skin, and then pinched her face herself. She felt that she was indeed an artificial face, but it was not the plastic surgeon who performed the operation but herself. She nodded and said, "You think my appearance is Can it grow out of nature?"

The drunk was stunned for a moment, and was surprisingly persuaded by Xiao Lan'er.

The reason why the drunkard believed Xiao Lan'er's words so easily was because his goddess had also undergone plastic surgery. His goddess used to have a flat nose, but after she was put on the root of the mountain, her beauty rose slowly, and she became his goddess in a flash. goddess.

"Then I can..." The drunk looked at Jun Wuyi, "Can I be like your boyfriend?"

The corner of Xiao Lan'er's mouth twitched.

What kind of comparison is this drunk looking for, but Jun Wuyi? Is Jun Wuyi's face a human face?
Plastic surgery is also impossible!

The only thing that can be realized is the face pinching system in the game.

But people are not a bunch of data, how can you pinch your face as you want according to your own ideas.

Xiao Lan'er replied: "This is a bit difficult."

The drunk suddenly became depressed.

Xiao Lan'er said again: "But it's better than you are now, at least living a normal life, and finding a girlfriend is no problem."

Xiao Lan'er couldn't directly tell what happened to the drunkard today, so she could only turn a corner to comfort the drunkard.

Xiao Lan'er's words reached the heart of the drunk, and the drunk's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"What did I lie to you for? Can you make money for me while you're alive?" Xiao Lan'er rolled her eyes.

I don't know if it's because Xiao Lan'er and Jun Wuyi's attitudes are particularly indifferent, and they blatantly express their dislike for him, but the drunkard believes the words of these two people even more.

Xiao Lan'er and Jun Wuyi didn't want to persuade him to survive, so these words were basically sincere.

Of course the drunkard didn't know that Xiao Lan'er did this to keep him alive, but the way he used it was different from others.

Xiao Lan'er said: "You will die when you die, who cares?"

The drunk repeated, "Who cares?"

Xiao Lan'er continued: "You are not good-looking, and you are still not good-looking in hell. Maybe the people in the underworld are also Yan Kong? Meng Po's soup may be very bitter for you, and it may be very bitter when the king of hell sentenced you. If the sentence is severe, you may not be able to be a human being in your next life, thanks to you?"

The drunkard stared blankly at Xiao Lan'er, and was stunned by Xiao Lan'er's words.

Xiao Lan'er sighed: "Even if you are going to die, you have to be whole before you die!"

The drunkard felt that what Xiao Lan'er said was very reasonable, but now that he was asked to turn back, he couldn't move his legs, in various senses.

At this moment, the police car finally arrived.

Xiao Lan'er was worried that she could not take good care of the person who was about to jump into the river before, but now she has no worries. When she got to the police car, she said to the police: "I persuaded him so much that his saliva almost dried up, now I leave it to you."

When the drunk saw the policeman, he felt a little frightened.

The drunk has been honest all his life, studied honestly, worked honestly, and lived cautiously all his life. He didn't expect that he would deal with the police, and he was a little flustered for a while.

"Police... Police..."

The drunk was already weak in his hands and feet, but now his legs were even weaker. When he saw the police approaching, he subconsciously wanted to back away.

The back is empty, the river is below, and the end of the drunk can be imagined.

"careful!"

Even the police could only yell to be careful when they saw this scene.

But this drunk can only say that his luck is good. When he met Xiao Lan'er and Jun Wuyi who were dating in the night breeze, Xiao Lan'er made an exception to investigate the life of the drunk for a day, and he didn't mind saving him again.

Xiao Lan'er murmured a few words in her heart, and firmly stuck the drunk man's hand that was about to slip to the railing, as if the drunk man was firmly grasping the railing himself.

The police caught up immediately, and swarmed together to pull him up.

Xiao Lan'er and Jun Wuyi left when everyone was busy, hiding their achievements and fame.

Although outsiders don't know the specific situation, as the person involved, the drunk clearly felt that he should have slipped down, but he stopped in the air in a strange posture, and he did not regenerate until the police took his hand. The feeling of weightlessness.

After being rescued by the police, the drunk looked thoughtfully at the backs of Xiao Lan'er and Jun Wuyi as they went away.

He always felt that this abnormality had an inseparable relationship with these two people.

Such a fantasy thing happened to him, and he himself couldn't believe it.

After walking for a while, Xiao Lan'er didn't want to leave. She leaned on Jun Wuyi's body and acted like a baby and asked Jun Wuyi to carry her on her back.

Xiao Lan'er is very light, very light.

But Jun Wuyi felt that what he was carrying on his back was the weight of his entire world.

"Lan'er." Jun Wuyi called softly.

Xiao Lan'er responded in a low voice: "En."

"You used a spell." Jun Wuwu reminded Xiao Lan'er that her behavior broke their agreement.

Xiao Lan'er pursed her lips and muttered: "Use it if you use it, what do you want?"

Xiao Lan'er asked the question as a matter of course, and Jun Wuwu also answered it as a matter of course: "You said, if whoever uses the spell first, he has to promise the other party one thing."

"Okay, what do you want me to do?" Xiao Lan'er actually didn't think too much about this kind of thing, anyway, Jun Wuwu would not harm her, no matter what Jun Wuwu asked, she could do it.

Jun Wuyi said: "We haven't consummated the house yet."

Jun Wuyi's voice was mixed with many emotions, including sighs, regrets, and expectations.

Xiao Laner: ...

"Lan'er, we've been married a long time ago." Jun Wuyi finally got such a good opportunity, and it's not like he missed it easily.

He really wanted to have a skin-to-skin contact with Xiao Lan'er, to prove how suitable they were with the fit of their bodies, and to use intimate contact to make him believe that Xiao Lan'er would never leave him.

He was really scared, and he could only use this seemingly clumsy way to reassure himself.

Xiao Lan'er didn't know how to refute, she lowered her head and bit Jun Wuyi's shoulder, Xiao Lan'er bit hard, not thinking about how delicate and tender Jun Wuyi's skin is now, she had sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. He accidentally bit his shoulder, and the smell of blood filled his mouth.

Jun Wuyi didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, letting Xiao Lan'er bite her.

Xiao Lan'er bit it for a while, feeling bored, stuck out her tongue and licked the wound.

Jun Wuyi finally had a reaction, and so did his body.

Xiao Lan'er didn't know anything about it, and said with some complaints: "I thought you were different from other men, I didn't expect you to be so vulgar."

Xiao Lan'er is not very interested in the love affairs between men and women. She used her hands to help Jun Wuyi solve it just because Jun Wuyi felt too uncomfortable, so she felt sympathy for him.

Xiao Lan'er has never experienced a relationship between a man and a woman, and feels that that kind of thing may not be as good as the fusion of two souls, so she is not very interested in this kind of thing.

Jun Wuyi suddenly mentioned this matter, and it sounded very interesting, which made Xiao Lan'er a little uncomfortable.

"The reconciliation of yin and yang, why is it vulgar?" Jun Wuwu was unwilling to give up the opportunity he finally got easily, and spoke for himself again and again.

Xiao Lan'er felt that it was a bit silly for her to continue to oppose, after all, this matter had been agreed a long time ago, and if she regretted it now, then her future agreement with Jun Wuyi would not count.

"All right, all right, do whatever you want." Xiao Lan'er said resignedly.

Xiao Lan'er gave up and continued to struggle.

She and Jun Wuyi have already expressed their hearts to each other. They have been together for a long time, and they have never done that kind of thing. They just think it is unnecessary. Since Jun Wuyi wants it, she will not really refuse it. .

Jun Wuyi tightened his arms around Xiao Lan'er's legs, and carried Xiao Lan'er even more steadily.

"Lan'er, I love you."

Jun Wuyi said suddenly, facing the front, the sky, the earth, and the person on his back.

He has been in love for too long, saying this sentence is more like a kind of self-expression and recognition.

Xiao Lan'er let out a chuckle: "It's late at night, don't you think it's disgusting to talk about these things?"

"Say it if you like it." Jun Wuyi said seriously.

After listening to Jun Wuyi's words, Xiao Lan'er couldn't laugh anymore.

She felt that Jun Wuyi's words really couldn't be more reasonable. If Jun Wuyi had told her about it earlier, she might not be willing to bet with Heaven for 10 years that Jun Wuyi would not become what she is now. Paranoid look.

Xiao Lan'er lay on Jun Wuyi's shoulder: "Jun Wuyi, I like you too, the kind I like very much, the kind I like the most."

"Lan'er, I only like you."

Xiao Lan'er was slightly startled.

just like.

Xiao Lan'er sighed: "Jun Wuyi, I like this world, can you accompany me to like this world together."

Although there are many bad things in this world, and although all races in this world have all kinds of bad roots, the existence of these worlds, the existence of these races, constitute the diversity of countless worlds, and she was once so empty that she was the only one doing nothing. Time to liven it up, and she really enjoyed it.

Although they cannot accompany her forever, although many of them will die in the near future, although they are afraid of danger and position, although they cannot really be equal to her, human races, orc races and other races make the original quiet There are all kinds of voices in the world, which makes the original chaotic world have various colors.

This world is beautiful, this world is very interesting.

She wanted to have a good experience of the worlds she created, where all races thrived and created everything.

She likes it very much, she wants to feel it well, she hopes that Jun Wuyi can also like everything she likes, and she wants Jun Wuyi to accompany her to experience everything she wants to know.

"Jun Wuyi, there is a word called Ai Wu Ji Wu, I hope you are willing to love this world because of your love for me." Xiao Lan'er's voice was full of strong expectations.

Xiao Lan'er knew that the reason why Jun Wuyi was so ruthless was because Jun Wuyi had no love for these worlds.

Jun Wuyi only loves her, and only does what is good for her. If it can benefit her, Jun Wuyi will not hesitate to ruin this world.

But Xiao Lan'er hopes that Jun Wuyi can understand other loves, not only the love between men and women, but also the love for all things, and the love for the creatures in the world.

"Jun Wuyi, can you try to learn to love this world?" Xiao Lan'er put her face on Jun Wuyi's shoulder, hoping that Jun Wuyi could give her an affirmative answer.

After Jun Wuyi was silent for a long time, he really couldn't bear to let Xiao Lan'er down, but he also didn't want to deceive Xiao Lan'er. After thinking deeply, he said in a deep voice: "I will try my best."

This is Jun Wuyi's answer to Xiao Lan'er.

He doesn't have the confidence to love anyone other than Xiao Lan'er, and he's not sure whether he can love the world, but this is what Xiao Lan'er asks of him, and he will do his best.

Jun Wuyi carried Xiao Lan'er home, and both of them were a little embarrassed.

Meet up in the master bedroom after each showers.

Xiao Lan'er lay down on the bed first, pretending to be asleep.

She was really embarrassed to let her face Jun Wuxin.

After all, it was her first time and she had no experience.

It is naturally the first time for Jun Wuyi, but he has seen tens of thousands of men and women who have sex with each other, so he naturally knows how to do yin and yang sex.

But the person lying on the bed was Xiao Lan'er after all, the person he put on top of his heart, she still couldn't help hesitating when the matter came to an end.

He didn't know how to start the first step, so as not to make Xiao Lan'er disgusted, so as not to make Xiao Lan'er resist him.

Xiao Lan'er waited for a long time with her eyes closed, but she didn't feel anyone moving, so she couldn't help it, so she opened her eyes secretly and took a peek at what Jun Wuwu was doing.

Opening her eyes a little, Xiao Lan'er saw Jun Wuyi standing beside the bed with a hesitant look on her face. After complaining a few words in her heart, she lifted the quilt and sat up, took Jun Wuyi's hand, and dragged Jun Wuyi away. On the bed, she turned over and pressed Jun Wuwu under her body.

Xiao Lan'er looked at Jun Wuyi who was lying under her, gnashing her teeth a little bit: "Tell me why you are so bad? Other couples are the man who takes the initiative. If it is us, I have to teach you. "

Xiao Lan'er complained while undressing Jun Wuyi: "It's really inconvenient that there are no popular science DVDs in those worlds. It seems that I am the only one who will slowly teach you how to do it."

Jun Wuyi lay on the bed without any rebuttal, waiting for Xiao Lan'er's teaching.

(End of this chapter)