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Chapter 247 Damn, I'm cheating
Chapter 247 Damn, I'm cheating
I glanced at the alarm clock, and it was already pointing to 9 o'clock in the morning.
Only then did I realize that the whole room was very quiet, without any noise, so quiet that it made people feel scared.
He jumped up from the bed, wearing the cartoon pajamas, flip-flops, and with his unkempt hair, walked out of the room.
Just as she thought, there was no one in the whole room, it was very quiet.
This immediately made Bai Tang's heart feel empty.
No need to ask, I also know that Xiaomi must have gone to work.
What about Fang Zijie?
Where did he go?
I wouldn't be so sad, would I stay at home alone?
Thinking of this, Bai Tang was about to go crazy, grabbed her hair tightly with both hands, and said in pain: "Ah... If this is really the case, how boring would it be?"
After the words fell, a man's voice sounded next to my ear, "What's wrong with you? Are you bored?"
For someone who suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, I felt a secret joy in my heart, hurriedly dropped my hands, and then straightened the tousled hair casually, and said falteringly: "No, no, I thought I was the only one at home. ? So... huh..."
Fang Zijie, who had just come out of the bathroom, immediately understood after listening to Bai Tang's explanation.
He smiled and said, "Oh, hehe, I was on a long-distance trip just now, so..."
"Gah, long-distance trip?" Bai Tang didn't expect Fang Zijie, who looked like a human being, to say such a vulgar sentence, and muttered contemptuously: "You are so wretched."
What she never expected was that Fang Zijie actually heard this casually spoken sentence.
"Ahaha, am I obscene? Then how do you explain Shit? Or do you have a better way to express it? Our 'hush' is short distance, and Shit is long distance."
Fang Zijie explained happily.
"Shit?" As soon as the words fell, Bai Tang's heart suddenly turned upside down.
At the end, when Fang Zijie couldn't hear Fang Zijie say again: "Enen, Shit?"
Bai Tang couldn't stand it anymore, and covered his chest with his hands, he hurriedly ran towards the trash can placed in the corner.
Picking up the trash can with both hands, he began to vomit wildly while resting.
"Aw... aw... aw..."
Seeing her move, Fang Zijie couldn't help but sweat profusely.
With his hands on his hips, he came in front of her, looked at her exaggerated behavior, and said, "It's not that exaggerated, is it?"
Bai Tang couldn't vomit anymore, so he said sadly, "Bring me some paper."
"Oh." Fang Zijie replied.
After speaking, he turned and went to get the paper.
After a while, he walked over with a pack of paper in his hand.
He took out a few cards, handed them to Bai Tang, and said, "Hey."
He took the paper, wiped off the dirt remaining on the corner of his mouth, and then raised his head.
At this time, Bai Tang realized that the paper Fang Zijie handed him was so fragrant.
Can't help but said: "It's so fragrant, hehe, I didn't expect Xiaomi to become more and more tasteful."
After the words fell, Fang Zijie corrected: "Huh? I brought this. I saw that there was no paper in the bathroom just now, so I took it and used it."
Hearing what he said, Bai Tang opened his mouth wide, mistakenly thinking that he had heard it wrong, "What? You said you used this paper to go to the toilet?"
"Well, I saw that there was no paper in the bathroom just now, so I said, hehe, but I should be thankful that I happen to have it with me, otherwise it will be troublesome."
(End of this chapter)
I glanced at the alarm clock, and it was already pointing to 9 o'clock in the morning.
Only then did I realize that the whole room was very quiet, without any noise, so quiet that it made people feel scared.
He jumped up from the bed, wearing the cartoon pajamas, flip-flops, and with his unkempt hair, walked out of the room.
Just as she thought, there was no one in the whole room, it was very quiet.
This immediately made Bai Tang's heart feel empty.
No need to ask, I also know that Xiaomi must have gone to work.
What about Fang Zijie?
Where did he go?
I wouldn't be so sad, would I stay at home alone?
Thinking of this, Bai Tang was about to go crazy, grabbed her hair tightly with both hands, and said in pain: "Ah... If this is really the case, how boring would it be?"
After the words fell, a man's voice sounded next to my ear, "What's wrong with you? Are you bored?"
For someone who suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, I felt a secret joy in my heart, hurriedly dropped my hands, and then straightened the tousled hair casually, and said falteringly: "No, no, I thought I was the only one at home. ? So... huh..."
Fang Zijie, who had just come out of the bathroom, immediately understood after listening to Bai Tang's explanation.
He smiled and said, "Oh, hehe, I was on a long-distance trip just now, so..."
"Gah, long-distance trip?" Bai Tang didn't expect Fang Zijie, who looked like a human being, to say such a vulgar sentence, and muttered contemptuously: "You are so wretched."
What she never expected was that Fang Zijie actually heard this casually spoken sentence.
"Ahaha, am I obscene? Then how do you explain Shit? Or do you have a better way to express it? Our 'hush' is short distance, and Shit is long distance."
Fang Zijie explained happily.
"Shit?" As soon as the words fell, Bai Tang's heart suddenly turned upside down.
At the end, when Fang Zijie couldn't hear Fang Zijie say again: "Enen, Shit?"
Bai Tang couldn't stand it anymore, and covered his chest with his hands, he hurriedly ran towards the trash can placed in the corner.
Picking up the trash can with both hands, he began to vomit wildly while resting.
"Aw... aw... aw..."
Seeing her move, Fang Zijie couldn't help but sweat profusely.
With his hands on his hips, he came in front of her, looked at her exaggerated behavior, and said, "It's not that exaggerated, is it?"
Bai Tang couldn't vomit anymore, so he said sadly, "Bring me some paper."
"Oh." Fang Zijie replied.
After speaking, he turned and went to get the paper.
After a while, he walked over with a pack of paper in his hand.
He took out a few cards, handed them to Bai Tang, and said, "Hey."
He took the paper, wiped off the dirt remaining on the corner of his mouth, and then raised his head.
At this time, Bai Tang realized that the paper Fang Zijie handed him was so fragrant.
Can't help but said: "It's so fragrant, hehe, I didn't expect Xiaomi to become more and more tasteful."
After the words fell, Fang Zijie corrected: "Huh? I brought this. I saw that there was no paper in the bathroom just now, so I took it and used it."
Hearing what he said, Bai Tang opened his mouth wide, mistakenly thinking that he had heard it wrong, "What? You said you used this paper to go to the toilet?"
"Well, I saw that there was no paper in the bathroom just now, so I said, hehe, but I should be thankful that I happen to have it with me, otherwise it will be troublesome."
(End of this chapter)
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