Standing pretty old

Chapter 622 Surprise or surprise
Mike Woodson opened the car door, dropped the briefcase on the co-pilot's seat, and sat down on the driver's seat.

"Ding!", "Ding!", "Ding!"...

There was a sound of receiving messages in Woodson's hand:
"Mike, you are the best!" - Ruan Erniu.

"But some people don't think so!"

"You don't get done justice, but we're going to be champions!" - Joe Johnson.

"Of course, I'm not prepared to admit defeat."

"Mike, no one can match you, but I want to shoot two more three-pointers next game, okay?" -Josh Smith.

"NO-WAY!"

"Coach, I just got the news, I don't think Mike Brown is better than you at all." - Dragic.

"The world is unpredictable!"

"Mike, we're going to prove the league and the voting reporters wrong." - Mike Bibby.

"Go with me."

"You should change your hair and improve your mood!" - Chris Anderson.

"I'll let you run [-] meters, I swear!"

……

Woodson looked at the text messages on his phone with a lonely face. After a long time, he finally put down his phone, let out a long sigh of relief, and drove out of the car.

And Egghead's every move at this time is under Ruan Erniu's control, because the camera secretly installed in the car has recorded every subtle expression of Woodson.

"Everyone, have you seen the expression of the 'wooden man'? Haha, it's not over yet, and we're going to make the next step," Ruan Erniu said here, and reminded Gu Shengjian: "Old man Gu, take pictures on the street, Mike will drive out soon, we will follow him all the way."

People often encounter disappointment or even despair after they are determined to win, even Woodson, who is known as the "wooden man", is no exception.

The top sliding sunroof of Citroen was opened, and Woodson gave a presumptuous roar, and then turned up the car stereo to the maximum. The old Woodson also played the old Beatles.

A song called "Norwegian-wood", though not relevant to the situation, is a perfect match for Woodson himself:
i once had a girl

or should I say

she owns me

she showed me her room

That's great, isn't it?
As deserted as a Norwegian forest

She told me to stay and let me sit
Then I looked around the room for a week and found that there wasn't even a chair
Then I'll just have to sit on a rug

waiting for the time to come

drinking the wine she gave
We chatted until two o'clock in the night

then she said
Is it time to sleep?
She told me she was going to work in the morning and she laughed out loud
i told her no job
Then I had to go to the bathroom to sleep

when i wake up

i'm just alone

the birds are flying away
so i light a cigarette
It is not good?

This house is as deserted as a Norwegian forest
Deja vu lyrics?
That's right, "Norwegian-wood" translated into Chinese is the Norwegian forest. Although it is a bit rough to directly translate wood into forest, the name has already been deeply rooted in people's hearts, and the novel "Norwegian Wood" is even more deeply rooted in people's hearts.

Haruki Murakami completed his most popular work listening to "Norwegian-wood", and Lin Shaohua's translation made countless men and women in China appreciate the charm of youth and petty bourgeoisie.

It is a memory that belongs to the times.

At the moment, Ruan Erniu, who was driving while watching Woodson's humming performance on the screen, almost bent over laughing.

"Old Gu, have we gone too far?" Ruan Erniu said.

"Boss, if you don't drive properly, it's really too much!" Gu Shengjian continued to play the role of photographer.

Fortunately, Woodson's home is not far from the Philips Center. It didn't take long for Woodson to drive into the parking lot.

Ruan Erniu also followed into the parking lot, took out his mobile phone, and issued new instructions in the group.

"The target person has arrived, the next step is to start, guys, act naturally, especially Billy, don't reveal your secrets."

……

In the training hall of the Philips Center, Woodson had already adjusted his emotions and stood calmly and steadily in front of the players.

"You are not allowed to look at me with the eyes of a loser, yes, my cowhide is blown, but so what, as long as we win the championship, all mocking voices will reflect our greatness, and those who should be laughed at should be It's the taunters themselves..."

"Mike, I've heard it all, don't be discouraged..." The general manager of the team, Billy Knight, ran out from nowhere and hugged Woodson.

And behind him, there were journalists from several media holding up their microphones and cameras.

"Billy, what's the situation?" Woodson asked in Knight's ear.

"I think it's okay to hold a press conference and let you vent your emotions?"

Woodson looked at Knight with a strange look, as if the old man had gone crazy!
"are you joking?"

"No, why am I joking, you have won COY again, of course you should show off, this is the first time in history." Billy Knight said sincerely.

"You are crazy!"

Woodson punched Knight and was about to continue his practice session when he saw the players gather around him.

Ruan Erniu took the lead in grabbing Woodson, and then the others rushed up and lifted the egg head high.

"one two Three……"

Woodson was tossed high, then dropped, high again, dropped again...

"COY!"

"COY!"

"COY!"

……

The bewildered Woodson finally understood that he had been tricked!

"Who is it? Which damn soul is it?" Woodson roared angrily.

No one stood up, and everyone dispersed, leaving Woodson alone in the middle of the court.

After a while, Billy Knight went up and hugged him again.

"Congratulations, Mike! My sincerest congratulations!" said Billy Knight.

But Woodson refused to give up. He gritted his teeth and said to Billy Knight: "Hand over the mastermind, or I won't stop here."

Knight stretched out his hand, and at this moment the players around Erniu suddenly ran away, leaving only Tianchaoren staying in place.

"Wait, hey Mike, listen to me, I swear, I didn't do this alone, Joe, J-Smoove, MB, and a bunch of guys got involved, I mean it, Help..."

late!

The angry Woodson rushed forward, threw him to the ground, and threw him fiercely...

"Ah! Damn it, you bastards, hurry up and help!" Ruan Erniu begged for help.

And at this moment, on the other side of the field.

"The weather is really nice today!" Lunar Eclipse said.

"That's right, after training, let's go play golf together?" Jon Jonsen suggested.

"Fishing is good too!" Bibby offered another suggestion.

……

The others were also in twos and threes, each discussing unrelated topics.

A player who dares to confront the head coach, or even trick him, should be destroyed humanely, and no one will care about him.

Besides, does the Hawks really have a player named Kraft Nguyen?
Doesn't seem to be there?
Ok.

Certainly not!

Certainly not!
Absolutely not!
(End of this chapter)