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Chapter 204 The king and you just happen to be Lianliankan
Chapter 204 The king and you just happen to be Lianliankan
Ao Wei was amazed when she heard this, "There are things in this world that I haven't understood. Orcs have been intermarried since ancient times, and it's not surprising that they have mastered the medical skills of mixed-blood miscarriage. Poor mermaids are arrogant and unwilling to lower their posture , disdain interracial marriage, and no one has ever been willing to delve into this, otherwise Qingcheng would not have suffered so much."
Hai Yunshang waved his hand, "These are nothing, they are just some folk remedies, and they are not elegant. In my goddess's mind, everything is stored in the world!"
Ao Wei smiled, "Silly child, raising children, multiplying offspring, and living endlessly is the most important way of the world!"
Speaking of endless life, Hai Yunshang thought of the disaster he had caused, and secretly decided that this time he must help his father to protect his mother.
Otherwise, what if that Su Po of Su Potianjian really squeezed into their house, entered the house, became his little father, and asked his mother to give him a bunch of fluffy little lions...
Yiee, that's terrible, I get goosebumps all over my body just thinking about it!
He regained his composure and stood up, "Grandma Goddess, I still have something to do, I'm leaving first, I will find a time some other day, and I will take Qingcheng and Niannian to pay you a special greeting, and by the way, I will listen to your talk about the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth. "
He was willing to call her grandma, and the corners of Ao Wei's lips parted immediately, smiling relievedly, "Okay, I still have a few days to go back to the island, I have plenty of time, if you are busy, go."
Ao Wei looked at Haiyun's leaving back, the smile on her face faded, and she sighed softly, "Son of the Demon God, if you can really predict the future, will you still be as easy to be satisfied and happy as you are now?"
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In the world of orcs, the hierarchy is very strict and almost insurmountable.
The status of an orc depends first on the degree of evolution of the bloodline. The more perfect the evolution, the more noble the status is. This is why half-orcs with fangs and tails can only act as berserk warriors, while half-orcs in full form and tall and tall Orcs can become leaders.
Second, based on the reproductive instinct of the beast race, the more beautiful the male beast, the more chances he has to win the attention of the female beast, and thus obtain the chance to reproduce offspring. Therefore, the more beautiful the male beast, the higher his status. high.
Third, beauty alone is not enough, so the last criterion for distinguishing status is also the most important one, that is, being strong enough and brutal enough, in a duel, the winner is king.
Therefore, when an orc can stand at the top of this beast world, he must be the one with extremely noble background, extremely beautiful appearance, but also the strongest and most ferocious one.
For example, Su Potian.
However, Su Potian at this time, always remembers that Li Guang's woman likes Su!sue!sue!
Therefore, he perfectly concealed his killing instinct, and was looking at the little tyrannosaurus rex cub turning around with a smile at his feet.
Rich Po Tianji, Handsome Po Tianji, he has already done it, but this pampering Po Tianji is really a bit troublesome.
Xiao Yunji already has a man who dotes on her very much, and the corner of the wall is tightly sealed, so it is really difficult to dig.
Baihuasha stood behind him, looked at his young king who was eager to find a female beast to have a son, and comforted him: "Your Majesty, it is human nature to occasionally miss a female beast when chasing a female beast. Too nervous."
"Woman, it's a woman." Su Potian looked down at the two young dragons rolling together, scratching and biting each other.
Hundred Blossoms: "..., yes, a woman!"
"I'm not nervous, but I haven't thought of a way to kill with one blow."
Hundred Blossoms thought for a while, "Your Majesty, the word used at this time should probably be 'one arrow pierces the heart', and 'one blow kills' seems inappropriate."
Su Potian: "Oh? Is that so? I will read a few more books later on. The people here are really troublesome when they talk. It's better to be a beast. I only need to groan, and everything will be solved." Already!"
"Yes, I heard that women in Liguang love to pursue these little details, and they prefer men who are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The piano, when played, can take people's souls away."
Su Potian snorted, "I chatted casually with him on the boat that day, and he always spoke four words, which made my ears hurt!"
Bai Hua said: "Actually, I believe that the king does not need to use his own weaknesses to attack the other's strengths."
"How to say?"
"As far as I know, the reason why Xiao Yunji fell in love with Sheng Chuyi is that apart from the two being together and sharing weal and woe, there is another important reason, that is, the two are born to complement each other and complement each other. For example, Sheng Chuyi is very good at rhythm and talented , and Xiao Yunji is a person who is ignorant, even writing is extremely ugly, except for fighting, he knows nothing about everything else. And what she lacks, Sheng Chuyi can make up for her."
Su Potian's eyes lit up, and Baihuasha continued: "However, since they are two poles, there are many differences. For example, Sheng Chuyi's diet is light and only eats sweets, while Xiao Yunji likes meat and spicy food."
"For another example, Sheng Chuyi likes to be quiet, while Xiao Lian likes to move. Sheng Chuyi has a cleanliness habit, but Xiao Lian doesn't stick to small details..."
"Okay, needless to say, this king understands."
Su Potian smiled slightly, Xiao Yunji, if you and Sheng Chuyi say you are looking for differences, then this king and you just happen to be looking at each other again and again!
Early the next morning, Guang Mulan Shrine was bustling with activity.
As soon as Sheng Chuyi got out of the morning bath, he heard Xiao Lian giggling outside.
"Lian Lian, why are you so happy?" She was happy, so he was happy for her.
He hastily wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out barefoot.
Xiao Lian was playing with two little dragon cubs in the garden at the gate of the palace.
Those two dragon cubs grew rapidly in a few days, and their powerful big feet trampled down one piece after another of the flowers and plants at the door.
Sheng Chuyi frowned slightly, why did these two little things come here so desperately!
"Lian Lian, I'm so excited." He forced a compliment, expressing that he was as happy as her.
"Chu Lang, look, I was woken up by their howling just now, and these two little things came to us somehow."
Xiao Lian didn't comb his hair or wash his face early in the morning, he only cared about playing with the two little dragons.
That day on the island, the two little creatures were afraid of strangers and would bite anyone they saw. Today, they should have gotten used to getting along with people, and they became more courageous, and even got close to her very quickly.
Xiao Lian couldn't take it anymore once the toothless little thing got tired of crooked, let two little dragons throw her to the ground, and the three rolled into a ball, and she didn't dislike being gnawed all over her face with saliva.
Sheng Chu's clothes had just been washed, and he stood at the door, watching the sticky drool hanging on Xiao Lian's face, stretched so long, it made her feel uncomfortable for a while.
But it's rare for her to be so happy, and he can't bear to disturb her, just play as long as you want, if you've had enough, just wash her off.
He really couldn't stand it anymore, "Lianlian, play slowly, let's have breakfast together later, I'll wait for you."
"Okay!" Xiao Lian agreed casually, rolled on the spot, and grabbed the tail of a little dragon that couldn't beat her and tried to escape, but——
Puff!
A big lump of sticky poop almost sprayed on the face!
Stinks!
Xiao Lian was disgusted for a while, and his face turned green immediately!
"It stinks! What did Su Potian feed you!"
But that little dragon, after all, was still a cub, and he was having a good time, and he would shit whenever he shit, without delaying the play at all!
So the dung along this road followed the dragon's tail, meandering, dotted, scattered in the east, and scattered in the west, blooming everywhere at the entrance of the clean and sacred Guangmulan Shrine.
Probably shitting is a bit contagious.
The other little dragon also pouted and pulled a bunch.
After pulling it seriously, it didn't care about it, and continued to charge with its big tail.
So that pile of shit was swept by the tail...
What happened next is unimaginable.
Sheng Chuyi, who had just entered the room, had an extremely sensitive nose, and within a few steps, he could already smell the indescribable smell floating in the air.
The entire facial muscles twitched uncontrollably!
The shrine of this seat!
It turned into a toilet!
He walked to the door with a few strides, just when a little dragon wanted to break into the palace door to explore, but when he saw the people inside were full of murderous intent and approaching aggressively, he turned around and ran away.
Leave paw prints with shit all the way.
With bare feet, Sheng Chuyi strode out of the threshold of the shrine, "Xiao Lian!"
When the soles of the feet touch the ground, I don't want to move anymore!
Stepped on dragon shit!
Xiao Lian stood among the messy flower beds under the jade steps, looking at Sheng Chuyi's face in horror.
Knowing him for so long, even having a lot of children, she has never seen him with such a terrifying expression!
Incredible!Really want to kill!
Xiao Lian quickly used his ability to kill the enemy on the battlefield, and caught two small dragons in the east and the west. Regardless of the semi-dry shit on the dragon, he turned around and escaped from the Guangmulan Shrine.
(End of this chapter)
Ao Wei was amazed when she heard this, "There are things in this world that I haven't understood. Orcs have been intermarried since ancient times, and it's not surprising that they have mastered the medical skills of mixed-blood miscarriage. Poor mermaids are arrogant and unwilling to lower their posture , disdain interracial marriage, and no one has ever been willing to delve into this, otherwise Qingcheng would not have suffered so much."
Hai Yunshang waved his hand, "These are nothing, they are just some folk remedies, and they are not elegant. In my goddess's mind, everything is stored in the world!"
Ao Wei smiled, "Silly child, raising children, multiplying offspring, and living endlessly is the most important way of the world!"
Speaking of endless life, Hai Yunshang thought of the disaster he had caused, and secretly decided that this time he must help his father to protect his mother.
Otherwise, what if that Su Po of Su Potianjian really squeezed into their house, entered the house, became his little father, and asked his mother to give him a bunch of fluffy little lions...
Yiee, that's terrible, I get goosebumps all over my body just thinking about it!
He regained his composure and stood up, "Grandma Goddess, I still have something to do, I'm leaving first, I will find a time some other day, and I will take Qingcheng and Niannian to pay you a special greeting, and by the way, I will listen to your talk about the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth. "
He was willing to call her grandma, and the corners of Ao Wei's lips parted immediately, smiling relievedly, "Okay, I still have a few days to go back to the island, I have plenty of time, if you are busy, go."
Ao Wei looked at Haiyun's leaving back, the smile on her face faded, and she sighed softly, "Son of the Demon God, if you can really predict the future, will you still be as easy to be satisfied and happy as you are now?"
-
In the world of orcs, the hierarchy is very strict and almost insurmountable.
The status of an orc depends first on the degree of evolution of the bloodline. The more perfect the evolution, the more noble the status is. This is why half-orcs with fangs and tails can only act as berserk warriors, while half-orcs in full form and tall and tall Orcs can become leaders.
Second, based on the reproductive instinct of the beast race, the more beautiful the male beast, the more chances he has to win the attention of the female beast, and thus obtain the chance to reproduce offspring. Therefore, the more beautiful the male beast, the higher his status. high.
Third, beauty alone is not enough, so the last criterion for distinguishing status is also the most important one, that is, being strong enough and brutal enough, in a duel, the winner is king.
Therefore, when an orc can stand at the top of this beast world, he must be the one with extremely noble background, extremely beautiful appearance, but also the strongest and most ferocious one.
For example, Su Potian.
However, Su Potian at this time, always remembers that Li Guang's woman likes Su!sue!sue!
Therefore, he perfectly concealed his killing instinct, and was looking at the little tyrannosaurus rex cub turning around with a smile at his feet.
Rich Po Tianji, Handsome Po Tianji, he has already done it, but this pampering Po Tianji is really a bit troublesome.
Xiao Yunji already has a man who dotes on her very much, and the corner of the wall is tightly sealed, so it is really difficult to dig.
Baihuasha stood behind him, looked at his young king who was eager to find a female beast to have a son, and comforted him: "Your Majesty, it is human nature to occasionally miss a female beast when chasing a female beast. Too nervous."
"Woman, it's a woman." Su Potian looked down at the two young dragons rolling together, scratching and biting each other.
Hundred Blossoms: "..., yes, a woman!"
"I'm not nervous, but I haven't thought of a way to kill with one blow."
Hundred Blossoms thought for a while, "Your Majesty, the word used at this time should probably be 'one arrow pierces the heart', and 'one blow kills' seems inappropriate."
Su Potian: "Oh? Is that so? I will read a few more books later on. The people here are really troublesome when they talk. It's better to be a beast. I only need to groan, and everything will be solved." Already!"
"Yes, I heard that women in Liguang love to pursue these little details, and they prefer men who are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The piano, when played, can take people's souls away."
Su Potian snorted, "I chatted casually with him on the boat that day, and he always spoke four words, which made my ears hurt!"
Bai Hua said: "Actually, I believe that the king does not need to use his own weaknesses to attack the other's strengths."
"How to say?"
"As far as I know, the reason why Xiao Yunji fell in love with Sheng Chuyi is that apart from the two being together and sharing weal and woe, there is another important reason, that is, the two are born to complement each other and complement each other. For example, Sheng Chuyi is very good at rhythm and talented , and Xiao Yunji is a person who is ignorant, even writing is extremely ugly, except for fighting, he knows nothing about everything else. And what she lacks, Sheng Chuyi can make up for her."
Su Potian's eyes lit up, and Baihuasha continued: "However, since they are two poles, there are many differences. For example, Sheng Chuyi's diet is light and only eats sweets, while Xiao Yunji likes meat and spicy food."
"For another example, Sheng Chuyi likes to be quiet, while Xiao Lian likes to move. Sheng Chuyi has a cleanliness habit, but Xiao Lian doesn't stick to small details..."
"Okay, needless to say, this king understands."
Su Potian smiled slightly, Xiao Yunji, if you and Sheng Chuyi say you are looking for differences, then this king and you just happen to be looking at each other again and again!
Early the next morning, Guang Mulan Shrine was bustling with activity.
As soon as Sheng Chuyi got out of the morning bath, he heard Xiao Lian giggling outside.
"Lian Lian, why are you so happy?" She was happy, so he was happy for her.
He hastily wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out barefoot.
Xiao Lian was playing with two little dragon cubs in the garden at the gate of the palace.
Those two dragon cubs grew rapidly in a few days, and their powerful big feet trampled down one piece after another of the flowers and plants at the door.
Sheng Chuyi frowned slightly, why did these two little things come here so desperately!
"Lian Lian, I'm so excited." He forced a compliment, expressing that he was as happy as her.
"Chu Lang, look, I was woken up by their howling just now, and these two little things came to us somehow."
Xiao Lian didn't comb his hair or wash his face early in the morning, he only cared about playing with the two little dragons.
That day on the island, the two little creatures were afraid of strangers and would bite anyone they saw. Today, they should have gotten used to getting along with people, and they became more courageous, and even got close to her very quickly.
Xiao Lian couldn't take it anymore once the toothless little thing got tired of crooked, let two little dragons throw her to the ground, and the three rolled into a ball, and she didn't dislike being gnawed all over her face with saliva.
Sheng Chu's clothes had just been washed, and he stood at the door, watching the sticky drool hanging on Xiao Lian's face, stretched so long, it made her feel uncomfortable for a while.
But it's rare for her to be so happy, and he can't bear to disturb her, just play as long as you want, if you've had enough, just wash her off.
He really couldn't stand it anymore, "Lianlian, play slowly, let's have breakfast together later, I'll wait for you."
"Okay!" Xiao Lian agreed casually, rolled on the spot, and grabbed the tail of a little dragon that couldn't beat her and tried to escape, but——
Puff!
A big lump of sticky poop almost sprayed on the face!
Stinks!
Xiao Lian was disgusted for a while, and his face turned green immediately!
"It stinks! What did Su Potian feed you!"
But that little dragon, after all, was still a cub, and he was having a good time, and he would shit whenever he shit, without delaying the play at all!
So the dung along this road followed the dragon's tail, meandering, dotted, scattered in the east, and scattered in the west, blooming everywhere at the entrance of the clean and sacred Guangmulan Shrine.
Probably shitting is a bit contagious.
The other little dragon also pouted and pulled a bunch.
After pulling it seriously, it didn't care about it, and continued to charge with its big tail.
So that pile of shit was swept by the tail...
What happened next is unimaginable.
Sheng Chuyi, who had just entered the room, had an extremely sensitive nose, and within a few steps, he could already smell the indescribable smell floating in the air.
The entire facial muscles twitched uncontrollably!
The shrine of this seat!
It turned into a toilet!
He walked to the door with a few strides, just when a little dragon wanted to break into the palace door to explore, but when he saw the people inside were full of murderous intent and approaching aggressively, he turned around and ran away.
Leave paw prints with shit all the way.
With bare feet, Sheng Chuyi strode out of the threshold of the shrine, "Xiao Lian!"
When the soles of the feet touch the ground, I don't want to move anymore!
Stepped on dragon shit!
Xiao Lian stood among the messy flower beds under the jade steps, looking at Sheng Chuyi's face in horror.
Knowing him for so long, even having a lot of children, she has never seen him with such a terrifying expression!
Incredible!Really want to kill!
Xiao Lian quickly used his ability to kill the enemy on the battlefield, and caught two small dragons in the east and the west. Regardless of the semi-dry shit on the dragon, he turned around and escaped from the Guangmulan Shrine.
(End of this chapter)
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