ultimate human

Chapter 9 The Contract of Psychopathy (2)
"What are you doing? Why are you touching me? I'm sick. I'm not a girl. I want to touch women. If you touch me again, be careful that I will smash you." Liu Mengcheng shook Zhang Kai's hand from his forehead. Others misunderstand that they are glass.

"Brother, I heard that you were sick two days ago. Could it be that your brain was burnt out? If you have not recovered from your illness, you can ask the teacher for sick leave. I believe that the teacher will give you a medical report immediately based on your academic performance. Don’t worry, you don’t need to write this kind of contract to torture yourself. Didn’t you hear people say that torturing yourself is the biggest crime? I don’t want to see you, a patient, commit such a crime again.” Liu Mengcheng, who was writing the contract, almost vomited blood. According to Zhang Kai's feelings, he thought he was crazy.

"Fuck off, you're crazy, I'm [-] times more normal than you." Liu Mengcheng cursed a little angrily, then came up with a brilliant idea, and began to write again, "Let's see, if you agree, I'll sign it."

"Give it to me?" Zhang Kai took a piece of paper with some doubts. It was also a contract. The content was similar to the first one just now, but there were a few changes in the content. If Liu Mengcheng passed [-] points in the test, then Zhang Kai will be responsible for buying three air tickets, and if Liu Mengcheng has not passed the exam, he must invite Zhang Kai to the most luxurious hotel in the city for a meal, "Haha, you dare to write such things, okay, I accept it." It’s up to you.” Zhang Kai laughed out loud after reading the contract.

"How is it? I dare to write, do you dare to sign it?" Liu Mengcheng looked at Zhang Kai strangely and laughed, as if he was a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit.

"Sign, of course I signed. If I don't sign such a contract, I won't be a fool, haha." Without even thinking about it, Zhang Kai picked up the pen that Liu Mengcheng handed him and wrote his name on it. He also signed his name on his second contract.

"Well, good, good, this is for you, this is mine, this time I will let you be a fool." Liu Mengcheng put the contract signed with Zhang Kai in his pocket and picked up the table After entering the other four-point contracts, he walked to the front row of the classroom, and first came to Zhou Qian's seat. Zhou Qian looked at Liu Mengcheng strangely, and the money was returned to him. Why is he still here?

"We agreed yesterday, you won't forget, right?" Liu Mengcheng smiled and handed over the two pieces of paper in his hand. Zhou Qian was a little confused. Did you agree with him yesterday?What did you say?She really didn't remember, but she still took the two pieces of paper and looked at them.

"Hahahaha" Zhou Qian laughed just after watching it for a few seconds, and the other students wondered how could the bottom one in the class have something to do with the talented girl Zhou?And handed a love letter to Zhou Dacai?It is estimated that the love letter was not finished, so she was laughed at by Zhou Dacai. Otherwise, why did Zhou Dacai smile so happily, "Liu Mengcheng, are you sure you want me to sign this contract? Are you insane?" Zhou Qian read it Then he asked in a low voice.

"What? We agreed yesterday, don't you dare to sign? I am very sure and definitely hope you will sign the contract." The muscles on Liu Mengcheng's face trembled a little. Why does Zhou Qian also think that she is crazy?How could I be so sincere that others would misunderstand me everywhere?Although I am not as handsome as Tony Leung, I am not a person who is sorry for the audience.

"Okay, since you believe in yourself so persistently, we have agreed again, then I will sign it." Zhou Qian smiled, took out the pen in the pencil case, and pulled out the cap.

"Wait, did you see the contract clearly? After signing the contract, the contract will be in effect forever, so don't regret it then." Liu Mengcheng stopped him immediately after seeing Zhou Qian's actions, and asked again pretending to be serious One sentence.

"Well, I see clearly, don't worry, I'm the same as you, I'm sure and sure, if any of us repent, we're puppies." Zhou Qian tilted her head and was still laughing. She didn't expect this kind of fun to happen after graduation. What happened to Zhou Qian was a little unexpected.

"Okay, huh, huh, since you think it through, don't say I forced you to sign the contract, it's voluntary." Liu Mengcheng saw Zhao Minmin in the front row looking at him and Zhou Qian strangely, and then told her He said, "Zhao Minmin, you can see clearly, Zhou Qian signed the contract voluntarily, and I didn't force her to sign it." After she finished speaking, she withdrew her blocking hand, Zhou Qian shook her head and clearly signed on the two contracts. He signed his name, and handed one of them back to Liu Mengcheng.

"Okay, Zhao Minmin, don't be surprised, you have a share of this too." Liu Mengcheng carefully took the contract over and looked at the word Zhou Qian, then handed the other two pieces of paper to Zhao Minmin.

"I also have a share?" Zhao Minmin became even more curious now, what is it?The rest of the students also gathered around, but Zhou Qian had already put away the contract. After Zhao Minmin took the contract, many people began to watch the contract in Zhao Minmin's hands. Before Zhao Minmin finished reading the contract, the surroundings were full of laughter Oh, this is the most ridiculous contract they have ever seen. Zhao Minmin also laughed after reading it, and Zhou Qian, who had already signed the contract, also laughed, but everyone started to call Liu Mengcheng crazy after laughing , This kind of contract can also be figured out, it seems that the head is really not normal.

Liu Mengcheng doesn't care at all about other people's ridicule. Anyway, everyone treats it as a joke. Since it's fun, let's have fun. Anyway, there is still more than a month for everyone to separate, and we will never be able to have fun together in the future, but Zhao Minmin Looking at Liu Mengcheng's still calm smile, there was a trace of vigilance, but as the words that Liu Mengcheng was ill and Liu Mengcheng went crazy came to his ears, that trace of vigilance was dispelled again.

"Liu Mengcheng, I advise you to apply for the directing department of the Film Academy right away, or we will lose another talented director in China." A male student who was good at studying began to "attack" Liu Mengcheng openly with words. Other classmates also began to echo his attack, and finally gave Liu Mengcheng a special nickname, Liu Shendao, which means director of neuropathy.

"Wow, you can see how deeply my talent is hidden, it seems that I can't do without treats?" Liu Mengcheng said to everyone with a smile.

"That's right, director Liushen, hurry up and treat your guests, or your talent will be wasted." A female classmate also replied to Liu Mengcheng.

"But I have to treat Banhua to sign the contract." Liu Mengcheng's important work has not been completed yet, of course he won't let others change the subject, now the last of the three contracts is short.

"Sign, sign, sign..." After Liu Mengcheng finished that sentence, the whole class started booing. Everyone was urging the class flower, Zhao Minmin, to sign the contract quickly. It became more and more regular and very loud, Liu Mengcheng also made a gesture of please, Zhao Minmin saw that it would be impossible not to sign at this point, picked up a pen and wrote his name on the contract.

"Okay, I'll treat the whole class to eat popsicles after class." Liu Mengcheng took a contract on Zhao Minmin's desk and stuffed it into his pocket. Ben was cheering, not because of a popsicle, but because of something so interesting and weird to witness.

(End of this chapter)