Your Majesty is so cute

Chapter 2 Lingshan Mansion
On the top of the towering Lingshan Mountain, there is a splendid mansion. In the mansion lives a beautiful fairy who can cure all diseases and protect the Lingshan Mountain. Therefore, he is called the Lord of Lingshan Mansion.

Rumors often differ from reality.There is indeed a mansion on the top of Lingshan Mountain, but it is also an ordinary mansion, not brilliant.In the mansion, there is indeed a handsome fairy who looks like a fairy, but unfortunately, it is a man.

Whenever he came to Lingshan mansion and saw him, Dong Lie would always sigh, it would be great if it was a woman.If it was a woman, she would definitely have a good story with such a handsome and extraordinary man, but it's a pity that I don't like men!
Dong Lie came outside the thatched cottage, blushing and panting, as if the hundreds of feet of cliff road didn't really exist.

Dong Lie conveniently threw the little boy in his hand on the couch covered with straw mats, looked at the little meat ball, rolled around a few times with his back in his arms, smiled at the corner of his mouth, took off his boots, and went to After entering the thatched cottage, he put down several jars of good wine at his waist, and lay down in a big shape. His eyes caught sight of the pen and ink on the desk, and a piece of blank letter paper.Thinking that this old white face still has someone to communicate with him, what a boring person he is!
Dong Lie asked the little boy unceremoniously, "Where's your master?"

The little boy managed to move to the side of the thatched cottage again, took off his shoes, leaned neatly on the steps of the thatched cottage, put the back basket by the wall, sniffed, ignored the coldness, and the corners of his mouth flowed Drooling: "Baozi, Baozi." Then he let go of his feet and ran towards the next door of the thatched cottage.

"Huh, foodie." Dong Lie crossed his hands, propped his head, and looked at the scenery he hadn't seen for a long time.

The first time I came, I saw the huge mansion gate outside, and imagined that the inside must be magnificent, but I didn't write it down, and when I went deep, there was only a broken thatched cottage?It's hard to believe, just this thatched cottage, how can it exist on the top of Lingshan for a long time?However, smelling the clear fragrance and looking at the surrounding green shade, in the thatched cottage, it really feels like a paradise, which makes people feel comfortable and calm.

"Baozi, Baozi." Dong Lie finally had a feeling of transcendence, when he heard that childish voice, he ran back from far and near, and sat on the steps, taking one bite at a time. After eating, the meat oil from the corner of the mouth flowed down the pink face, and because of satisfaction, the big eyes narrowed, as if they were about to ascend to heaven.

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk. You have no image, you are not a lady at all. Tell me, how will you marry in the future?" Na Donglie shook his head and rolled his eyes.

"You don't have to worry about this." A gentle voice came from behind Dong Lie, saying lightly.

"You're here. Come on, I've brought good wine, come, don't go home if you're not drunk." Hearing the familiar voice, Dong Lie immediately jumped up, sat cross-legged on the couch, and waited for the people behind him to arrive.

From the wooden door next door, a man in a white robe came out, with black hair hanging down his shoulders, and a white cloth belt was casually tied on his head.

If you see this man, you will sigh, in this world, there is really someone who can be called gentle as jade.It is also understandable why Dong Lie laments that this man is not a woman.

It's really Xiao Xiao and solemn, hearty and clear, as solemn as the wind under the pine, high and slow.Long Zhang Feng posture, natural nature.

However, this is like the man walking out of the painting. Surprisingly, he is actually holding a plate of steamed stuffed buns in his hand.He walked to the opposite side of Dong Lie, beside that Rou Tuan Tuan, and put the bun beside Rou Tuan Tuan, ignoring Dong Lie at all, but gently said to Rou Tuan Tuan: "Don't worry, take your time!" Eat, no one will snatch it from you." After speaking, he wiped the meaty mouth with his white sleeves, and wiped away the meat oil.

Dong Lie rolled his eyes again, propped his body back with his hands, and said: "Old white face, you dote on Routuantuan too much, don't you be afraid, she was raised by you to be a big meatball? a ball?"

The gentle man sat cross-legged on the soft bed opposite Dong Lie, looked at Dong Lie obliquely, and said three words lightly: "I, Le, Yi."

Dong Lie pursed his lips, as if he was used to such indifference, and said: "I'm doing it for your own good. If you don't want to keep a big girl, a married daughter is like poured water. An ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws. Be careful Routuantuan has grown into a meatball, and when he grows up, he will not be able to get married."

The gentle man gave Dong Lie a faint look, and stopped talking, but soaked a bowl of palm-sized, green tea in his hand, and placed it in front of Dong Lie.

Dong Lie took a big drink and drank it all.

The man opposite looked at the tea bowl sympathetically, showing a reckless expression.

"I haven't had this tea for five years. I really feel refreshed after drinking it today." Dong Lie sighed in satisfaction.

Just as Dong Lie was about to say something, his childish voice cut off Dong Lie's words.

"Master, I'm done eating." The Routuantuan said while stroking his swollen belly.A plate full of steamed buns beside him was empty in an instant.

"Wait a minute, there are still some in the kitchen, I'll get them again." The gentle man pampered the soft and soft hair, left his old friend for many years, and walked into the kitchen.

Dong Lie twitched the corners of his lips, he really didn't know how else to describe the man's behavior other than seeing sex and forgetting friends.

Dong Lie glanced at Routuantuan looking towards the kitchen, stretched out his hand, bit a small weed, moved closer to Routuantuan, and said, "Routuantuan, you like to eat it."

"Um."

"What else do you like besides eating?"

"Sleep!"

"Uh, you don't have any other healthy, reasonable hobbies?"

"What do you mean?"

Dong Lie said helplessly: "It means, besides eating and sleeping, what else do you like?"

"Mmm...Master" Rou Tuantuan tilted his head and thought for a while, then said happily.

"Although you know that liking men is a good thing. Oh, but I'm really anxious about your taste. Look at your master, who is born like tofu and weak. What do you like? You are so handsome in front of you I don’t like the handsome prodigal son, alas. But it’s okay, anyway, I don’t like you, small, chubby, fleshy, just like dumplings. I like it, it must be like this. "He stretched out his hands and compared the shape of a gourd out of thin air.Routuantuan looked up at the man with grass in his mouth, tilted his head and frowned, as if he was thinking hard about something and said, "I know what you like."

Dong Lie just thought it was very interesting, what he liked, this Routuantuan actually knew?Could it be his master?Asked: "Oh, you actually know, what is it?"

The Routuantuan frowned, and happily shouted: "I see, you like it, gourd?"

"What gourd, this is the final stage of a girl's evolution. That is, the chest must be big. Then the waist must be very thin."

He was still immersed in his imagination, and he squeezed his hands out of thin air. He didn't pay attention to the actions of the dumpling sitting on the wooden floor in front of him. He didn't bow his head until the dumpling yelled.

"Is that so?" Tuanzi grabbed two peaches with his chubby hands and stuffed them into his clothes.When he lowered his head, the corner of his mouth twitched and looked at the two peaches trembling through the clothes on the chest of the five-year-old dumpling, he was a little speechless, and he couldn't even refute.

However, this is not what a young lady should do. He just wanted to put on a straight face and give a good education, but before he could speak, he felt a chill in his back, and when he tilted his head instinctively, he saw a huge brick coming from him. His head whizzed past, fortunately his reaction was quick, but fortunately it was not over yet, he only heard a bang, and the sour feeling of another brick breaking on top of his head spread through his nerves.

Before he could say the furious words, he heard Master Rou Tuan Tuan's voice coming from behind him coldly.

"You, what strange things are you doing to her!"

He tried his best to explain: "No, I'm just describing." He saw the two trembling peaches again from the corner of his eyes, decided to swallow the words back, lowered his head, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry! I was wrong !"

The master of the dumpling picked up one of the dumpling's chubby feet and stood upside down. With the giggles of the dumpling, the two peaches rolled down in front of him.

He lamented in his heart, probably for a long time, whenever he saw a peach, he would think of that huge one. . .Alas, I really don't know when this shadow will disappear.

"Stay away from this strange uncle in the future, you know?"

"Understood, master."

When the moonlight hanging like a silver plate hung in the sky, Dong Lie finally knew what it means to hang a bright moon in the autumn sky and get wet with radiant dew.The startled magpie is still undecided, and the firefly rolls in.The locust trees in the courtyard are cold and the shadows are sparse, and the neighbor's pestle sounds anxious at night.What a long time!Looking into the sky and standing.What's more, the moon is born in vain, and I can't drink it, and the shadow disciple follows me.暂伴月将影，But still for a while I want to accompany the moon, 行乐须及春。 I should be to enjoy life in the spring.My singing moon wanders, my dancing shadow is chaotic.醒时同交欢，Pursue pleasure when I am awake, 醉后各分散。 When drunken I reel, our companionship ends.Forever and ruthless travel, the taste of long-term love.

"It's really enjoyable to drink this wine. Come on, it's been a long time since I played the piano and flute, let's compete with each other." Dong Lie seemed to have aroused his fighting spirit, and with a movement of his wrist, there was an extra black iron in his hand Forged, Tie Xiao shining with black light.

"I'm defeated." The man smiled at the corner of his mouth, but he didn't mean to refuse at all. He stretched out his hand, and there was an extra guqin in his hand, which exuded a faint fragrance.

The two of them looked at each other and exerted their strength together, only to hear the melodious zither sound accompanied by the resonant Xiao, they went straight into the depths of the Lingshan Mountain.

The meat ball lay down beside the soft bed behind the two of them, turned around, smiled sweetly at the corner of his mouth, and fell into a beautiful dreamland.

"Hey, the air here is really good, but it's a pity that I only have five days to stay here." Dong Lie put the wine pot that had been empty in his hand aside, and lay down with his hands folded Standing on the soft collapse, looking at the breeze and moon outside the thatched cottage.

"You like it here?"

"Of course, it's nice to have beautiful mountains and clear waters, to be far away from the world, to be pure and at ease."

"Then why are you different from before, and live for another five years, so you can come here every day?"

"Oh, I can't let go of this world of mortals. But, having said that, I came to Zhongyou with my master when I was ten years old, and now I am 25 years old. Why is that little one still like this. You see, when I was ten years old, She looks like this, she is 15 years old, 20 years old, 25 years old, not to mention her appearance, even her size and IQ have not changed, do you think this is normal?" Dong Lie turned aside the sleeping meat ball beside him.

"Oh, this matter is a long story." The gentle man picked up the white porcelain tea bowl in front of him, and took a sip of the emerald green tea.

"Well, what next?"

"This matter, it's a long story."

"Well, what then?"

"It's a long story."

"Can you stop saying this all the time, I ask you, and then? What about after a long story?"

"Then, stop talking."

".......you win."

The man in white smiled slightly, looking at the bright white moon above his head and the comfortable breeze. In the past few days, his heart has never been at peace.Could it be that that day will finally come?If so, what should I do?

Oh, God.

(End of this chapter)