The national god of online games is a girl

Chapter 36 This Is Not a Tanmei Novel! !
The eyes of the two looked at each other, and there seemed to be pink bubbles in the air, ambiguous and infatuated.

Stop!

What the hell!

(Strike out, all of the above are false.)
This is not danmei!This is not danmei!This is not danmei!
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The two looked at each other two by two, as if there was a flame in their eyes, burning desperately.

"So, what do you want to eat?"

Feng Xiaoxiao said helplessly.

They just lived together inexplicably, for no reason.

"Scrambled eggs with tomato!" Ji Xi retorted.

"Scrambled tomatoes with eggs!" Yi Shuihan said.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Yi Shuihan suddenly changed his words.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Ji Xifan followed suit.

Feng Xiaoxiao: ...

Fry a fart!
Isn't it all the same?

Even if you reverse the name, isn't it all the same?
"Is there any more?" Feng Xiaoxiao asked lazily, weakly.

"Eggplant Sauce!"

"Eggplant in sauce!"

"Eggplant Sauce!"

"Eggplant in sauce!"

"Get out. You two are here to make trouble!" Feng Xiaoxiao slapped the table, and continued: "Whoever you like to eat is what you cook, I won't serve you!"

The two quickly shrank their necks, looking terrified.

Angry women are scary.

"What? I can't call you?! Get out of here and go to the kitchen!" Feng Xiaoxiao pointed at the kitchen aggressively and shouted.

The two men slipped into the kitchen in fright, and then there was a sound of pots and pans colliding.

"What are you doing? Who are you making it so loud for? You don't feel too panicked if you make this sound in the middle of the night."

Immediately, the collision became much quieter, and there was even a slight sound of stir-frying.

"Frying a dish looks like a woman, can't the old man order a little?"

Feng Xiaoxiao's dissatisfied voice came from the kitchen again.

Ji Xifan and Yi Shuihan looked at each other, both inexplicably sympathized with each other.

Yi Shuihan asked Ji Xifan in a low voice, "She has such a temper, how did you fall in love with her in the first place?"

Ji Xi glanced at him vigilantly, and said, "How much you can like it, just like this."

If you say that, isn't it the same as talking in vain?
Although they are rivals in love on the surface, deadly enemies.

However, in terms of cooking, they still have a tacit understanding, with a clear division of labor and cooperation.

Everyone knows where their strengths are, and no one needs to tell them, they will do what they can do first.

Seeing Yi Shuihan's skillful stir-frying, Ji Xi couldn't help but praise him, he pouted and said, "Hey, did you do a good job? Do you often do it at home?"

Yi Shuihan was triumphant, and said: "That's right, don't look at who I am."

"I seldom cook at home, that's what I would have done a long time ago..."

Having said that, he paused, as if he remembered something beautiful.

It should be said that that time was the best time in his life.

Ji Xi pushed Yi Shuihan's shoulder back, and said, "What are you thinking? The food is going to be mushy!!"

Being pushed by him like this, Yi Shuihan shuddered before realizing that he breathed through his nose for a while, Emma, ​​the food is really mushy.

When the dish was turned over, the dish had already turned into black charcoal.

Miserable.

Ji Xifan, who was washing vegetables at the side, shook his head sympathetically, and quietly moved his body aside.

Feng Xiaoxiao, who was watching TV in the living room, suddenly smelled a pungent smell, like the smell of fried vegetables.

She hurried to the kitchen, and soon, a deafening voice sounded: "You two, get out!"

(End of this chapter)