The national god of online games is a girl

Chapter 43 Calling You Lettuce, Do You Dare to Answer?

If you go, don't take me alone!
I want to report you!

"Is this lobster edible?" The magician stared at the lobster in his hand and said for a while.

The paladin pulled the sticky starfish from the magician's face and said, "I think it's poisonous. But this starfish is pretty."

Eat wool!
This is the online game world!
I just want to eat and eat! !

But... I want to eat too. .

"Master, do you want to eat crayfish?" Shui Tiao Ketou asked with his eyes shining brightly.

I almost stuck my tongue out.

Of course I want to, I dream about it.

"I can't eat it if I have it." Jue Dai Feng Hua told the truth.

"Really? I won't give it to you."

"..."

"roll!!"

The head of the water tune was kicked away by Peerless Fenghua.

Let you skin!
Will you die if you don't skin?
Everyone ignored the Shui Tiaogetou who had collapsed on the ground and passed by him. Some pretended not to see him and stepped on him by the way.

After the yellow sand storm, a lake loomed in front of everyone.

A fishing rod was set up on the beach not far away. Behind the fishing rod was a beach chair with a lettuce lying on it.

Ok?
and many more? ?
lettuce! ?
Why is there a lettuce lying on the beach chair?
Also wearing a pair of sunglasses? !

What kind of weird mission is this hidden mission?
Suddenly, the fishing rod moved, Lettuce stretched out his small claws and pushed the sunglasses, got up to check the condition of the fishing rod.

"Hey, that lettuce, do you know where the hidden boss is?"

"Don't act rashly...do it rashly..." Jue Dai Fenghua wanted to stop him, but it was too late, the magician had finished speaking.

Lettuce seemed very angry when he heard this sentence. He shook his head and threw his sunglasses away: "Who are you calling lettuce? Who are you calling lettuce? How can there be lettuce here?"

…Aren’t you lettuce yourself?

Peerless Fenghua rolled his eyes and said, "You are lettuce yourself."

Its face became fierce, its eyes were instantly covered with thin ice, and it rushed towards Jue Dai Fenghua and the others with small... forehead and short legs.

While running, he said: "Say it again if you have the ability! I will definitely not beat you to death."

"Hey, lettuce. I call you lettuce, do you dare to answer?" Shui Tiaogetou came out from nowhere, wiped the yellow sand on his face, and said.

I heard that the lettuce directly exposed its white fangs, and sticky saliva flowed out from them.

oops.

Bad breath!
Everyone showed their weapons and prepared to fight.

With a "bass -" lettuce hugged Shui Tiao Getou's thigh, it retracted its fangs, and its eyes shone like stars.

"Miss, please touch your head!"

Everyone: "..."

What the hell is this? !
I fell (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!
Can you still have fun!

Shui Tiaoge gave a pooh, and spat out the yellow sand in his mouth, "Lettuce is a vegetarian dish, forget it, I still prefer crayfish."

Who made my goddess Xiao Xiao like crayfish?

Lettuce pretended not to hear, and continued to act coquettishly and begged for a hug: "Miss sister, pet your head, you can also ask for a hug."

Peerless Fenghua raised her eyes and glanced at Shui Tiaoge.

Does this cheap apprentice have the physique to attract vegetarians?
"Go away, you are too oily, I don't like you."

When Shui Tiaogetou saw his master, he gave him a strange look and wanted to extend Erkang's hand.

Master, listen to me!
Not what you see!

Shuitiaoge panicked and shook his thigh several times.

But the lettuce hugged too tightly and couldn't shake it off.

(End of this chapter)