super bad fairy

How about Chapter 8?
The last two words sounded like thunder, hitting Zhen Huai's ear hard, making his brain buzz.

After hearing the bell, the second-generation disciples of the Tiangang Sect and the elders who protect the Dharma have already gathered outside the main hall for discussion. Of course, it is the matter of paying taxes to Zi Xiaozong.

The green hills are picturesque, the soft wind is like yarn...

Zhen Huai hummed a ditty, and changed Sun Houzi's line in Journey to the West in Harmonious Society, "The king told me to patrol the mountains..." to "The master told me to pick flowers..."

Humming along the way, I don't know how many flowers and plants were frightened. Those female disciples in the Tiangang Sect, when they heard this voice from a distance, they knew that Zhen Huai was coming, and immediately ran away, their faces paled in fright.

But facing the vast mountains, Zhen Huai didn't know where to start, and the vine jade flower that Fanxuzi was talking about didn't know where it grew, so he couldn't help feeling frustrated, and secretly said: "If I can't find that Fuji Yuhua, isn’t the old man in charge looking down on you? Anyway, I am also a serious college student. Compared with these ancient people who have never seen A, B, C, and D, my knowledge is countless times higher. Can’t I find it? Find a little flower? Besides, this is the first task given by the organization. After finding Fuji Yuhua, just like in the TV, the old man in charge may give me some benefits. Maybe Senior Sister Qingxian, just It's time to marry me..."

Standing on the halfway up the mountain, watching the sunset glow into the fire, and the mist rising from the mountain, Zhen Huai shouted loudly: "One day, you, Master Zhen, will also ride colorful clouds, ride green dragons and white tigers, and carry countless magic weapons of flying swords!" ..."

Snapped!
A stone hit Zhen Huai on the head, making his full of pride and majestic aura disappear into nothingness.Zhen Huai was furious at once, pointing his finger at the direction where the stone was thrown, he said angrily: "That short-sighted person harmed your Uncle Zhen halfway, could it be that if you don't show up at the back mountain for a few days, you don't know how powerful Uncle Zhen is? "

But there was a thumping sound coming from a treetop. It was a sparrow, and the bird was holding a stone in its mouth. After hearing Zhen Huai's words, the bird flicked its beak, and the stone seemed to be shot out by a slingshot. With a bang, it hit Zhen Huai on the head again.

"When I make a slingshot, I will shoot you flat-haired bastard, eat your flesh, drink your blood, and make toothpicks out of your little bones!" The clean stone sat down slumped, and muttered in his mouth: "This cultivation world is so fucking different from the harmonious society. Even sparrows are so powerful! If you become a magician, or a higher earth immortal, I will want……"

"How?"

Without any warning, Yakumo was dressed in white, holding a small medicine hoe in his hand, standing beside Zhen Huai. There was still some moist soil on the medicine hoe. It was obvious that Yakumo came here after collecting medicine all the way. It happened that Zhen Huai was talking nonsense.

"I want all the beauties in the world..." Zhen Huai took it smoothly, but when he turned around and saw Master Yakumo, he quickly closed his lips and changed his words: "I want to be invincible in the world, unify the realm of self-cultivation, Wenchengwude, forever load……"

"Hmm! That's right, after all these catastrophes, you have gained a lot of ambition! If you practice hard, within a hundred years, there is still great hope for you to break through the first three levels of my Tiangang Sect's Nine Luminaries Condensation Art..."

Yakumo paused for a moment, then drifted away after speaking.

(End of this chapter)