Salted Fish Baxter Alien in Ultra World

Chapter 104 101. A Pair of Straight Men

This is another pair of Earth Defense Force members who are dating on public funds.This is the moment Ling Yu saw the earth and knew everything.

Good guy, the owner of this beauty shop is actually a "non-human".

When they arrived, the whole store became extremely quiet.

After all, there is a rule in the Alien Immigration Regulations: You cannot expose yourself as an alien in front of ordinary humans.

This is not the case for humans working in some special units. (Special units: Alien Immigration Registration Office, Alien Management Bureau, etc.)
Silence is now a beauty salon shop.

"Da da da" The owner of this store walked over in high heels.

I don't know why, it's already so dark, and she still wears sunglasses.

"This potted flower is so beautiful." The woman said to break the awkward situation.

The boss replied according to her words: "Yes."

The woman asked again: "But doesn't it need to bask in the sun?"

The boss squatted down with a stack of things, and then replied: "Plants need darkness and shade in addition to sunlight."

For some reason, this potted plant almost turned into obic in the mouth of the female boss.

The female boss didn't know what Ling Yu was thinking, she continued, "There is no day and night in human society today, which will disturb the cycle of biology."

There is no difference between day and night... Could it be 996 and 007?
"I see," said the woman who asked the question.

……

And the Imperial Stars around Ling Yu found out that something was wrong with this woman—this woman has no eyes, so she should be an underground person.

"Should we leave here? There is something wrong with the situation now." The imperial star asked Ling Yu quietly.

Ling Yu shook his head: "Don't do it, anyway, neither the underground people nor the Telestone raised by them can pose a threat to us, so let's watch it as a good show."

"And they are not ordinary human beings, but members of XIO. It's no big deal to reveal your identity in front of them."

The Imperial star nodded: "Yes."

……

Then the female boss continued her speech: "The world cannot be covered by false light, human beings are too arrogant."

That woman—that is, Asuna asked quickly: "Who are you?"

On the other hand, Da Di hurriedly motioned for Ling Yu and other irrelevant "ordinary people" to leave.

Wait for Ling Yu and the others to "do nothing", because they are just going to watch a good show.

"The real Miss Mafuku Ryoko passed away in an accident two months ago." Asuna directly tore the face off with the proprietress. "Tell me who you are."

The lady boss from the underground didn't say anything, she just took out a gun and fired at Asuna.

Mitsuo Itabashi, the prophet of Kirielod, called himself an expert.

Then Asuna didn't stand and get beaten like Jujian Hui, but quickly got out of the way and took out her small pistol and fired at the underground boss lady.

However, the underground female proprietress turned her head to avoid it, and then the underground lady proprietress was about to leave.

The earth rushed up to send a wave.

The underground man tapped Dadi's head lightly, and Dadi fell directly to the ground.

Asuna ignored Dadi and Ling Yu and others who were eating melons and watching dramas around her and hurriedly chased after the underground proprietress, and complained by the way when passing by Dadi.

Dadi quickly got up, then glanced at Ling Yu and others who were unmoved, and then hurriedly chased after them.

……

"What should we do now? Go back or continue to watch?" the Imperial Starman asked Ling Yu.

Then Jiedun and Lisha also looked at Ling Yu.

"Let's catch up and watch it. After all, you have to see the whole play." Ling Yu replied.

……

Outside, the underground man who didn't know how to overcome his weakness of being afraid of the light laughed loudly while running, and then followed a strong man in high heels chasing him.

The underground landlady proprietress who knew the laughter from Moxian Xiaoyue suddenly turned her head and shot Asuna, who was chasing someone in high heels.

Asuna hurriedly sideways out of the way, and then fell because of the balance of the high heels.

All the pedestrians on the field were scared away by this lunatic with high-tech weapons, and Asuna was unable to pursue him because the heel of his high-heeled shoe was broken.

Looking at the "cracked high heels" in Asuna's hands that looked like new shoes, Ling Yu suspected that she had ordered them on Bingxixi.

……

Asuna and Dadi came to the pavilion in the park to rest, while Ling Yu and others lurked on the top of the pavilion to eavesdrop.

"You actually wear high heels to go to the potential potential of the enemy. You really lack the sense of crisis!" A more majestic female voice came from below.

And Asuna, who was criticized, quickly carried out a set of standard bow sauce service.

Then a voice sounded that made Ling Yu want to sleep: "The alert level is maintained at level [-], continue to track down the escaped woman."

After the "phone" was hung up, Asuna took glue to repair her cracked high heels.

However, Dadi, the straight man who was changing the team uniform, saw it and quickly persuaded him: "It can't be repaired with glue, after all, the shoes have to bear dozens of kilograms of weight in an instant."

Hearing this, Ling Yu wondered whether the straight man was Aix or Dadi.

"If you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut!" Sure enough, Asuna got angry when she heard Dadi's heart-piercing words.

"Her weight is 47.5 kilograms, and her body fat rate is 25.2%. Dadi, please tell her the exact value."

"Puff!" If Ling Yu and the others didn't cover their mouths in time, they would definitely let the people below know.

"Are Ultramans so naive?" the Imperial Starman asked Ling Yu.

"What's this? I've seen something more stupid than this. (Special Space Machine Zeta.)" Ling Yu said.

But now Ling Yu is sure that the straight man is still as straight as Aix.

Then Dadi quickly whispered to Aix: "Discussing women's weight will cause trouble for the upper body."

Hearing this, Ling Yu and the Imperial Stars thought at the same time: So you know it too.

Straight man Aix said naively: "Why? For health, you must have accurate values."

Then Asuna and Daichi suddenly chatted about why Asuna wears high heels.

Because she was like a boy when she was a child, and then beat her crush to death.

After listening to Asuna's explanation, Ling Yu suddenly saw the face of his former subordinate Yoko Nakajima in the armory in Ling Yu's mind.

After all, she is also an existence that overthrows all her suitors.

(Yoko: You are my senior!)

Then Aix on Dadi's waist heard Asuna's explanation and suddenly said: "The women on this planet are really complicated."

The earth hurriedly stopped Aix in a low voice.

The imperial star on the top was very puzzled when he heard Aix's words. "Are all Ultraman straight men and straight women like him?"

Ling Yu shook his head: Just kidding, if Ultramen were all straight men and straight women like Aix, then there would be no Ultra scumbags like Di Jia and Ultra runaways like Dyna and Yaohui.

After all, it is impossible to brush up the favor to that point if it is too straight.

(End of this chapter)