The origin of doom
Chapter 11
Chapter 11
Pooh!
I would rather learn from the third brother's iron head skills or the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt, and never learn from iron skills!I won't be as stupid as you to make fun of my life!Of course, I can’t say this clearly. After modifying it a little, I said, “I might change my mind in the future, Fifth Brother, let’s talk about how to make money first.”
"Well, it's not difficult to make money. Isn't it enough to help people deal with supernatural events?"
"No, the sixth uncle almost tortured me to death last time, and since Chougui is not here, I'm afraid it will be dangerous!"
Brother Wu shook his head slightly: "Idiot, why don't I cooperate with you in acting?"
I froze for a moment: "You mean... you go pestering others, and I pretend to be a Taoist priest to exorcise roses and profit from it? No, it's too unkind to do so."
"Then there is no other way." Fifth Brother spread out his hands and said, "If you want to make money quickly, this is the only way to go."
"Are those evil ways high?"
Brother Wu stroked his chin: "Generally speaking, it's not high. Because it's easy for people with high skills to kill people. But for people with my skills, it's more difficult. First, let the target's Yin Qi invade the body, and the body will gradually weaken. It will take about a month to get it.”
"That is to say, those who still have time to invite Taoist priests are all entangled by weaker roses, right?" I asked by analogy.
Fifth Brother nodded: "Almost. With my help and that notebook, the problem shouldn't be too big. But there will still be some danger. Have you figured it out?"
I have decided!Because I have always been unlucky, I was almost tortured to death a few days ago, so it is better to save money to buy "Encyclopedia of Talismans", at least I can protect myself!
……
At night, at eight o'clock, near the night market.
There are many stalls on both sides of the road, selling fruits and vegetables, cooked food, old books, small electrical appliances, etc. Due to the cheap prices, it attracts a large number of citizens, crowded with people and cars, and it is very lively.
At this time, I was standing in a corner, and Fifth Brother was hiding behind.Because there are too many people here and the yang energy is too strong, he dare not come out to pretend to be aggressive.
I observed the passers-by to see if anyone was entangled by roses, but after looking for a long time, I also found the target.It's right to think about it, if so many people are really entangled by love, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
But the effect of the cow's tears can only last for one hour, and the time is almost up, and I am a little unwilling.
Because cow tears are so precious!Use a little less, this thing is not mass-produced after all!
It's a pity that things backfired, and I couldn't find the target until Niu Tear failed. I was so cruel that I applied it again!
It was already 09:30 in the evening, and there were not many people in the night market. Even the stalls had been withdrawn. Occasionally, three or two roses could be seen floating on the road.But these are wandering souls, that is, people who have just died and have no morals.
Just when I was so bored and wanted to go home, Fifth Brother suddenly said from the side: "Look over there, look over there."
Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw a middle-aged man walking over. Under the dim streetlight, you could clearly see a few strands of yin on his face!
I walked over quickly: "Uncle, stop!"
The middle-aged man raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
I saw that he was about 40 years old, with an unshaven beard, fluffy hair, unkempt appearance, and a little alcohol smell on his body.
I coughed lightly, and said pretendingly: "Uncle, you see that your seal is dark, your color is not good, and there is a hidden evil spirit between your brows. Have you encountered any strange things recently?"
The middle-aged complexion changed: "Well? How do you know?"
I pointed to my eyes: "I can see it."
The middle-aged man said suspiciously: "Impossible... I have already bought Master Jiang's Jiamu Yang Talisman, and it cost 998!"
Looking at the yellow talisman he took out from his pocket, I couldn't bear to tell him that I didn't even take Master Jiang's offer of ten yuan for this crap!
But at this time, we must not talk nonsense. I said, "For 500 yuan, I can help you solve the trouble completely. There is no additional fee. If you think about it, come here to see me at eight o'clock tomorrow night."
After speaking, I turned around and left.
As I walked home, I asked, "Fifth brother, do you think this person will come tomorrow?"
"[-]% won't come."
I was surprised: "Why?"
"It's because of this outfit." Fifth Brother pointed to my school uniform and said, "Why does everyone know that Superman is Superman when he comes out?"
I replied without hesitation: "Because Superman has a red cape and an 'S' pattern on his chest."
"That's right, what's your first impression now?"
I looked at the school uniform on my body and replied, "Student."
Fifth Brother nodded in satisfaction, and continued to guide: "If you wear a Taoist robe, what impression will you give to others?"
"Cosplay."
Fifth Brother was completely speechless: "Forget it, I don't communicate with fools."
"Hey? Fifth brother, don't be angry, I was just joking. But Taoist robes are indeed too unreliable. Isn't it a joke to wear Taoist robes in such a large crowd?"
He calmed down a little, and said: "Anyway, you can't wear a school uniform, it's best to buy a decent set of clothes..."
……
The next day.
Originally it was the third brother's turn to be on duty today, but the fifth brother took the initiative to ask for a change of shift, saying that he would take me to buy clothes today. The fifth brother claimed to have the highest taste among the three brothers.
I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.
In fact, I want to bring the fourth brother the most today, because I may go to catch roses at night, and the iron cloth shirt of the fourth brother is definitely the most powerful among their brothers!
But Fifth Brother has taken the initiative to ask for a shift change, so I can't say much.
Then. . .Be cheated!
He took me to the wholesale market and bought a suit, A grade, that is, a high imitation.
It is said that people rely on clothes and Buddha relies on gold clothes. Wearing this light blue suit is indeed a lot of energy!But the price of 2000 is really unbearable!A few days ago, I made [-] rounds with Liujiu and earned [-] yuan. Now I can buy a set of clothes and lose it?
I can't bear it, I still have to save money to buy "The Encyclopedia of Spells".
Seeing me turn around to leave, Fifth Brother persuaded from the side: "Although this product A is a little expensive, it is definitely worth the money! The shape is good, and the materials are also good. If you are not an expert, you will not be able to tell the authenticity. The so-called Clothes make a person, no one will believe you wearing a school uniform, but the effect will be very different if you wear this one, and you have to take a long-term view before you can get business."
I thought about it, and it was indeed the case, so I bargained with the boss, and after he agreed to give me a tie, I paid with a painful face. Of course, the tie was also a grade. . .
After returning home, my mother asked me where I got the clothes, and I said I bought them at a street stall, one hundred and eighty.
My mother praised me for my good eyesight, and said that the clothes are worth at least three hundred.
My heart is bleeding, how much I want to tell her that this dress cost 800 yuan!
It was night soon, and I told my parents that I was going out for a walk, but they didn't stop me, and they told me to come back early, and let me go out.I came to the night market wearing the newly bought A product, and continued to stand in the same position as yesterday.
Not long after, I found that the middle-aged man came over yesterday, stood in front of me, and asked uncertainly, "Master?"
It seems that this new outfit has calmed him down!I said humbly: "I don't dare to be a master, I just have some skills, what? Do you want to ask me to do it?"
The middle-aged man nodded: "If you can really help me solve my troubles, I can still afford 500 yuan!"
"Okay, let's find a quiet place to talk."
"Go to my house, my house is nearby..."
On the way, I learned that this person is called Liang Junfa. When his parents chose the name, they hoped that he would be handsome and prosperous in the future. Unfortunately, the weather is not good. Not only is he not handsome, but he is also not well-developed.His job is to drive a truck, his wife ran away with someone, and now supports a son who is going to college, and shares a building with others, which is nearby.
He started to encounter strange things in the last half month. Every night when he sleeps, he will always be woken up by inexplicable coldness!You must know that it is summer now, even at night there are more than 20 degrees!There is no air conditioner in the room, how can it be cold?
Moreover, he often heard someone calling in his ear, which was very scary. He couldn't sleep well recently, and he was about to collapse!If this continues and I can't work, what else can I get my son to go to college?
When I arrived at his residence, I didn't find anything unusual. Every once in a while, I wiped some tears and chatted with him.
Until about ten o'clock in the evening, the situation finally appeared!A middle-aged girl with blood on her face floated into the room!With her head down, she looked even more eerie under the light!
As soon as she entered the room, she saw Fifth Brother and me, showing a fearful expression, and asked, "Who are you?"
Middle-aged men and middle-aged women, could it be that their love is over?I looked at Nvgui and said, "Yin and yang are different, even if you really love each other, you can't be together, it will only hurt him."
Nu Gui's facial features suddenly became grim: "Who loves him! He drove me to death! I don't want to die! I want him to pay for it!"
guessed wrong?What a slap in the face!
Since Fifth Brother was beside me, I was full of confidence and said, "Don't get excited, let me confirm." After speaking, I looked at Liang Junfa: "Have you ever hit and killed an aunt with a car?"
Liang Jun was stunned for a moment, and his eyes gradually turned into shock: "How do you know? I never told you... She, could it be her? The car accident ten years ago was indeed my fault, but I have already paid for it. It's gone! I lost my family and property for this! My daughter-in-law also ran away with someone! Why are you still pestering me!"
I also heard some tricks, and looked at the middle-aged woman Gui: "He didn't do it on purpose, and he also paid compensation, why don't you just forgive him."
"No! I have been practicing hard for ten years just for this moment! Didn't he do it on purpose, so he can take my life!"
"This..." I was speechless, not knowing how to deal with it.Judging by Liang Junfa's remorseful expression, he probably didn't do it on purpose, and besides, who has nothing to bump into?But the middle-aged girl's eyes were about to burst into flames, her hatred was overwhelming!I must kill him!
This will be difficult. . .
(End of this chapter)
Pooh!
I would rather learn from the third brother's iron head skills or the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt, and never learn from iron skills!I won't be as stupid as you to make fun of my life!Of course, I can’t say this clearly. After modifying it a little, I said, “I might change my mind in the future, Fifth Brother, let’s talk about how to make money first.”
"Well, it's not difficult to make money. Isn't it enough to help people deal with supernatural events?"
"No, the sixth uncle almost tortured me to death last time, and since Chougui is not here, I'm afraid it will be dangerous!"
Brother Wu shook his head slightly: "Idiot, why don't I cooperate with you in acting?"
I froze for a moment: "You mean... you go pestering others, and I pretend to be a Taoist priest to exorcise roses and profit from it? No, it's too unkind to do so."
"Then there is no other way." Fifth Brother spread out his hands and said, "If you want to make money quickly, this is the only way to go."
"Are those evil ways high?"
Brother Wu stroked his chin: "Generally speaking, it's not high. Because it's easy for people with high skills to kill people. But for people with my skills, it's more difficult. First, let the target's Yin Qi invade the body, and the body will gradually weaken. It will take about a month to get it.”
"That is to say, those who still have time to invite Taoist priests are all entangled by weaker roses, right?" I asked by analogy.
Fifth Brother nodded: "Almost. With my help and that notebook, the problem shouldn't be too big. But there will still be some danger. Have you figured it out?"
I have decided!Because I have always been unlucky, I was almost tortured to death a few days ago, so it is better to save money to buy "Encyclopedia of Talismans", at least I can protect myself!
……
At night, at eight o'clock, near the night market.
There are many stalls on both sides of the road, selling fruits and vegetables, cooked food, old books, small electrical appliances, etc. Due to the cheap prices, it attracts a large number of citizens, crowded with people and cars, and it is very lively.
At this time, I was standing in a corner, and Fifth Brother was hiding behind.Because there are too many people here and the yang energy is too strong, he dare not come out to pretend to be aggressive.
I observed the passers-by to see if anyone was entangled by roses, but after looking for a long time, I also found the target.It's right to think about it, if so many people are really entangled by love, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
But the effect of the cow's tears can only last for one hour, and the time is almost up, and I am a little unwilling.
Because cow tears are so precious!Use a little less, this thing is not mass-produced after all!
It's a pity that things backfired, and I couldn't find the target until Niu Tear failed. I was so cruel that I applied it again!
It was already 09:30 in the evening, and there were not many people in the night market. Even the stalls had been withdrawn. Occasionally, three or two roses could be seen floating on the road.But these are wandering souls, that is, people who have just died and have no morals.
Just when I was so bored and wanted to go home, Fifth Brother suddenly said from the side: "Look over there, look over there."
Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw a middle-aged man walking over. Under the dim streetlight, you could clearly see a few strands of yin on his face!
I walked over quickly: "Uncle, stop!"
The middle-aged man raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
I saw that he was about 40 years old, with an unshaven beard, fluffy hair, unkempt appearance, and a little alcohol smell on his body.
I coughed lightly, and said pretendingly: "Uncle, you see that your seal is dark, your color is not good, and there is a hidden evil spirit between your brows. Have you encountered any strange things recently?"
The middle-aged complexion changed: "Well? How do you know?"
I pointed to my eyes: "I can see it."
The middle-aged man said suspiciously: "Impossible... I have already bought Master Jiang's Jiamu Yang Talisman, and it cost 998!"
Looking at the yellow talisman he took out from his pocket, I couldn't bear to tell him that I didn't even take Master Jiang's offer of ten yuan for this crap!
But at this time, we must not talk nonsense. I said, "For 500 yuan, I can help you solve the trouble completely. There is no additional fee. If you think about it, come here to see me at eight o'clock tomorrow night."
After speaking, I turned around and left.
As I walked home, I asked, "Fifth brother, do you think this person will come tomorrow?"
"[-]% won't come."
I was surprised: "Why?"
"It's because of this outfit." Fifth Brother pointed to my school uniform and said, "Why does everyone know that Superman is Superman when he comes out?"
I replied without hesitation: "Because Superman has a red cape and an 'S' pattern on his chest."
"That's right, what's your first impression now?"
I looked at the school uniform on my body and replied, "Student."
Fifth Brother nodded in satisfaction, and continued to guide: "If you wear a Taoist robe, what impression will you give to others?"
"Cosplay."
Fifth Brother was completely speechless: "Forget it, I don't communicate with fools."
"Hey? Fifth brother, don't be angry, I was just joking. But Taoist robes are indeed too unreliable. Isn't it a joke to wear Taoist robes in such a large crowd?"
He calmed down a little, and said: "Anyway, you can't wear a school uniform, it's best to buy a decent set of clothes..."
……
The next day.
Originally it was the third brother's turn to be on duty today, but the fifth brother took the initiative to ask for a change of shift, saying that he would take me to buy clothes today. The fifth brother claimed to have the highest taste among the three brothers.
I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.
In fact, I want to bring the fourth brother the most today, because I may go to catch roses at night, and the iron cloth shirt of the fourth brother is definitely the most powerful among their brothers!
But Fifth Brother has taken the initiative to ask for a shift change, so I can't say much.
Then. . .Be cheated!
He took me to the wholesale market and bought a suit, A grade, that is, a high imitation.
It is said that people rely on clothes and Buddha relies on gold clothes. Wearing this light blue suit is indeed a lot of energy!But the price of 2000 is really unbearable!A few days ago, I made [-] rounds with Liujiu and earned [-] yuan. Now I can buy a set of clothes and lose it?
I can't bear it, I still have to save money to buy "The Encyclopedia of Spells".
Seeing me turn around to leave, Fifth Brother persuaded from the side: "Although this product A is a little expensive, it is definitely worth the money! The shape is good, and the materials are also good. If you are not an expert, you will not be able to tell the authenticity. The so-called Clothes make a person, no one will believe you wearing a school uniform, but the effect will be very different if you wear this one, and you have to take a long-term view before you can get business."
I thought about it, and it was indeed the case, so I bargained with the boss, and after he agreed to give me a tie, I paid with a painful face. Of course, the tie was also a grade. . .
After returning home, my mother asked me where I got the clothes, and I said I bought them at a street stall, one hundred and eighty.
My mother praised me for my good eyesight, and said that the clothes are worth at least three hundred.
My heart is bleeding, how much I want to tell her that this dress cost 800 yuan!
It was night soon, and I told my parents that I was going out for a walk, but they didn't stop me, and they told me to come back early, and let me go out.I came to the night market wearing the newly bought A product, and continued to stand in the same position as yesterday.
Not long after, I found that the middle-aged man came over yesterday, stood in front of me, and asked uncertainly, "Master?"
It seems that this new outfit has calmed him down!I said humbly: "I don't dare to be a master, I just have some skills, what? Do you want to ask me to do it?"
The middle-aged man nodded: "If you can really help me solve my troubles, I can still afford 500 yuan!"
"Okay, let's find a quiet place to talk."
"Go to my house, my house is nearby..."
On the way, I learned that this person is called Liang Junfa. When his parents chose the name, they hoped that he would be handsome and prosperous in the future. Unfortunately, the weather is not good. Not only is he not handsome, but he is also not well-developed.His job is to drive a truck, his wife ran away with someone, and now supports a son who is going to college, and shares a building with others, which is nearby.
He started to encounter strange things in the last half month. Every night when he sleeps, he will always be woken up by inexplicable coldness!You must know that it is summer now, even at night there are more than 20 degrees!There is no air conditioner in the room, how can it be cold?
Moreover, he often heard someone calling in his ear, which was very scary. He couldn't sleep well recently, and he was about to collapse!If this continues and I can't work, what else can I get my son to go to college?
When I arrived at his residence, I didn't find anything unusual. Every once in a while, I wiped some tears and chatted with him.
Until about ten o'clock in the evening, the situation finally appeared!A middle-aged girl with blood on her face floated into the room!With her head down, she looked even more eerie under the light!
As soon as she entered the room, she saw Fifth Brother and me, showing a fearful expression, and asked, "Who are you?"
Middle-aged men and middle-aged women, could it be that their love is over?I looked at Nvgui and said, "Yin and yang are different, even if you really love each other, you can't be together, it will only hurt him."
Nu Gui's facial features suddenly became grim: "Who loves him! He drove me to death! I don't want to die! I want him to pay for it!"
guessed wrong?What a slap in the face!
Since Fifth Brother was beside me, I was full of confidence and said, "Don't get excited, let me confirm." After speaking, I looked at Liang Junfa: "Have you ever hit and killed an aunt with a car?"
Liang Jun was stunned for a moment, and his eyes gradually turned into shock: "How do you know? I never told you... She, could it be her? The car accident ten years ago was indeed my fault, but I have already paid for it. It's gone! I lost my family and property for this! My daughter-in-law also ran away with someone! Why are you still pestering me!"
I also heard some tricks, and looked at the middle-aged woman Gui: "He didn't do it on purpose, and he also paid compensation, why don't you just forgive him."
"No! I have been practicing hard for ten years just for this moment! Didn't he do it on purpose, so he can take my life!"
"This..." I was speechless, not knowing how to deal with it.Judging by Liang Junfa's remorseful expression, he probably didn't do it on purpose, and besides, who has nothing to bump into?But the middle-aged girl's eyes were about to burst into flames, her hatred was overwhelming!I must kill him!
This will be difficult. . .
(End of this chapter)
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