The origin of doom

Chapter 113 The Fake Li Gui Meets the Real Li Kui

I nodded thoughtfully: "I see. No wonder the three of you are majoring in Iron Head Kung Fu, Iron Cloth Shirt and Tie Dang Kung Fu."

"Well, so in this world, people who practice martial arts can be roughly divided into three categories."

I became interested and asked, "Which three categories?"

The fifth brother explained: "The first category is only practicing external skills, such as Sanda and boxing, which are all outsider kung fu, with only moves and limited power. The second category is both internal and external skills, like me, third brother and fourth brother. One type of people, our internal strength is considered to be somewhat successful, but we still can’t enter the elegant hall, but the combination of internal and external is also a good hand, and it is easy to kill a black bear with bare hands! The third type has top-level martial arts mentality, With outstanding talent and both internal and external cultivation, the achievements of this kind of people are limitless! For example, my eldest brother and second brother are such people."

I'm right when I think about it, those two bad old men are simply amazing!If that palm hit me, I would definitely die on the spot!Moreover, they are brothers, no matter how much they fight, they will not kill, that is to say, they did not use all their strength!

"Fifth brother, let's see how talented I am!" I couldn't wait to know the answer.

Fifth Brother glanced at me contemptuously, and said, "Just you? Your talent is not as good as it was before I was alive."

"What?" I was shocked: "Does that mean that I can't even practice iron skills?"

"That's not necessarily the case. If you work hard enough, you can still achieve something. Come on! Fifth brother will pass on your iron skills now! Know that time waits for no one! You don't have much time to waste!"

I cursed in a low voice: "Get out!"

However. . .Coincidentally!Just as I cursed the word 'get out', there was a knock on the door outside!Immediately afterwards, the knock on the door turned into a knock on the door, and at the same time a female voice shouted from outside: "Come out!"

The voice seemed to be Du Yue's, too bad, this trouble is caused by the damn fifth brother!

After opening the courtyard door, it was indeed Du Yue standing outside!I asked with some embarrassment, "Senior Sister Du, what's the matter?"

"Hmph, I've come to ask you to eat, why are you swearing at each other?"

"Misunderstanding, Senior Sister Du, I didn't scold you just now."

Du Yue kicked the door open with such force that it shocked me back a few steps!Du Yue looked around the yard for a week, and said, "Didn't you scold me? Is there someone else in this yard? Hmph, I suspected that you were a spy sent by the Chen family, but there is no evidence yet, but I will find out sooner or later." After finishing, Du Yue turned and left. . .

spy?Why do I have another title besides 'Disciple of Uncle Wuchai Fifth Master'?It must have caused a misunderstanding when I was with Chen Ying last time. She mistakenly thought that I had an unusual relationship with the Chen family, and this time it was also a spy sent by the Chen family.

But I really don't know the Chen family well. I feel like jumping into the Yellow River won't clean me up. The prospect is dark. . .

……

Since Du Yue left angrily, I didn't know where the restaurant was, so I could only eat the only half piece of bread left in my travel bag.

After eating, I chatted with my fifth brother for a while, and fell asleep exhausted.

I don't know how long I slept, but I was suddenly awakened by a strange sound, which came from the yard, like a gloomy cry.This made me frowned, sat up from the bed, rubbed my eyes and asked, "What's the sound?"

Fifth Brother floated beside the bed and said with a smile: "There are three disciples outside pretending to be roses to scare you, do you want to teach them a lesson?"

I asked with a cowardly face: "How can I teach you a lesson? I can't beat them."

"Idiot!" The fifth brother scolded with hatred: "Don't you have Taoism? Burn some yin talismans and let me absorb yin energy, and I can temporarily increase my Taoism and reach the state where yin qi condenses into a solid body. They see When it comes to me, aren’t you scared to fuck off?”

"Good idea, but how many Yin Talismans do you need?"

Fifth Brother said casually, "One hundred and eighty."

This. . .I hesitated for a while, but finally agreed, then quietly walked to the window, looked out secretly, and at the same time took out a stack of Yin Talismans from the backpack, and quickly ignited them!I brought so many, a total of 2000 pieces, and the cost of this stack of Yin Talismans is as high as [-] yuan!However, I have already seen through the window that the three furtive people in the yard are the ones who laughed at Fifth Brother during the day!In order to make Fifth Brother vent his anger, he doesn't care about these losses!

The three guys wore black cloths on their heads, and they were dressed like ghosts. One of the short figures asked, "Senior Brother Wang, why is there no movement in there? Did he sleep too hard? Huh? Why is there a ghost in the room?" Green light? Can’t there really be roses?”

I was squatting under the window to eavesdrop, and I thought that Wang Fei had also come, this guy is really a hypocrite!
I saw the taller figure saying: "How can there be roses in this world? Junior brother Chu, you scratch the door, Junior brother Liu, knock on the window, I will go to the roof to make some noise, and try to scare him to wet the bed tonight." "

The three of them had a clear division of labor, and after a while of cheap laughs, they came to their respective jobs, making noises and screaming at the same time.

I was still squatting under the window calmly, igniting the Yin Talisman one after another, and all the Yin Qi was absorbed by Brother Wu. When the number 80 was ignited, Brother Wu whispered: "Enough !"

At this moment, I saw a strong yin energy exuding from Fifth Brother's body, and I felt that he was comparable to Li Gui who had been a hundred years old!What a heifer ringing the bell, the cow is home!
Junior brother Liu was knocking on the window, learning how to scream, when he was screaming, he suddenly felt hit on the head!And it hurts!He hurriedly looked back, but there was no one behind him, only Junior Brother Chu, who was scratching the door not far away, looked over and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Junior Brother Liu felt a little baffled, turned around and continued to knock on the window, but before knocking a few times, he was hit hard on the head again!
Junior Brother Liu turned around to look again, but there was still nothing behind him!He glanced at Junior Brother Chu angrily, and secretly clenched his fists!I thought this guy must have done it!He has been tricked twice in a row, and this time Junior Brother Liu learned how to be smart. He stared at Junior Brother Chu out of the corner of his eye, and said in his heart that if this guy dares to play tricks again, he will be caught and revealed!But after staring at it for a minute, Junior Brother Chu didn't move much. Junior Brother Liu felt his eyes were a little tired, so he closed his eyes and rubbed them, but at this moment, someone hit the back of his head severely again!
The so-called clay figurines are still angry!Junior brother Liu was completely angry this time!Without further ado, he rushed over!Kicked Junior Brother Chu to the ground with one kick!Cursed in a low voice: "What are you doing?"

Junior brother Chu was also angry: "Are you bewitched? Why are you kicking me?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Wang Fei, who was meowing at school on the roof, quickly jumped down and asked in a low voice, "Why are you two fighting each other?"

"It's all him!" Junior Brother Liu said angrily, "When I knocked on the window just now, he hit me on the head three times!"

"Fart! I didn't know what was going on, so I was kicked by you! Also, you can't even tell a lie! Your martial arts are better than mine, how could it be possible for me to sneak behind you?" Junior brother Chu was also angry said.

Junior Brother Liu was stunned for a moment: "That makes sense, and you can't be that fast! But if it wasn't you...who would it be? Wang, Senior Brother Wang, this yard is a bit evil, or else, let's go .”

But just as the three of them were about to retreat, suddenly a dark wind blew up in the yard!I saw a phantom appearing not far away, appearing out of thin air like a charm!Wang, Chu, and Liu stared round their eyes and held their breath. Under their gaze, the figure gradually became fuller!

"Great! Who is it?" Wang Fei drew a machete from his waist.

"Master, senior brother, that seems to be... fifth senior uncle!" Junior brother Liu reminded with a trembling voice, sweating profusely.

"Fucking Uncle Fifth! Brave and lunatic! How dare you play tricks in Xiayun Mansion, and let me, Wang Fei, teach you a lesson!" As he spoke, he stomped his foot and rushed over like an arrow leaving the string!The distance of four meters has arrived in an instant!At the same time, he threw his fist at Guiying's head!
And I was squatting under the window to peek. Seeing this speed, I couldn't help secretly applauding how fast it was!To see this kind of live version of a horror movie, it is worth wasting 83 Yin Talismans!

The so-called family is happy and the family is sad. I watched the "movie" leisurely, but the three people outside were about to pee in fear!Because Wang Fei's blow just now hit the fifth brother accurately!Unexpectedly, he passed through Fifth Brother's head with his hands and arms!Fifth Brother turned his head a little stiffly, and asked grimly: "Wang Fei~~ Don't you even recognize Fifth Master~~"

"Five, Uncle Fifth, haven't you been hanging for many years?" Wang Fei's legs were trembling, and he was about to urinate.

The fifth brother continued to say grimly: "Yes~~ but I heard that some disciples nicknamed me behind my back~~The lower plate breaks the big rock~~I want to take away the disciple who has no respect~~" Said, the fifth brother also It turned into a bloody appearance from seven holes, which was very terrifying.

"Gui!!" The three of them screamed at the same time, and jumped out of the yard: "Help! Fifth Master Uncle has appeared!!"

Seeing the three of them running away like shit, I opened the door and walked out, laughed and said: "Fifth brother, I guess they will never dare to speak ill of you again. But then again, you were too bad just now, they almost gave you Scared to pee"

"Haha." Fifth Brother also laughed: "These bastards have no respect, so we should scare them..."

……

I thought this farce was over, but just as I was about to go back to sleep, I saw a lot of flashlights lit up outside, and then, rub it!A dozen figures jumped in over the wall!Come as you say, leave as you say!

Among the dozen or so figures, the two old men were the first to bear the brunt. They dragged the disciple who was still in shock and asked, "Wang Fei, didn't you say that you saw the fifth brother appearing? Where is he?"

Wang Fei stammered and said: "I, I did see just now..."

At this moment, I pushed open the door, yawned and said, "The two masters are so warm. They came to visit at such a late hour, which really flatters the younger generation."

The second elder brother Du Tianxin snorted coldly: "Boy, I heard that the fifth younger brother has manifested, do you know?"

I hurriedly pretended to be stupid: "Apparition? I don't know. I've been sleeping just now. Did I miss something?"

As soon as the words fell, a cold snort sounded from the opposite side.I followed the reputation and found that it was Du Yue standing behind Du Tianzhi!She was there, but she didn't notice just now!This is too bad, Du Yue knows my identity as a Taoist priest!If I say it, I will definitely not be able to eat it, at least the three guys who are scared to pee will not let me go. . .

(End of this chapter)