Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 12 is full of my love for you (standard edition) (12)
There is a spirit called YY
I have already experienced Xu Weiyu's YY spirit, but to be honest, compared with my roommates in college, he is still slightly "inferior".

1. YY man
During the college dormitory period, the three topics we talked about were: money, including robbing banks, including Ziwei Dou Shu, horoscope lottery; men, including reality, including YY; ​​time travel, including the Jurassic Age, including how to save the world world.

First on the record, man.

In our dormitory, the topic of men is always opened by the head of the room.

Usually when she thinks about it, she lays down on the bed with her limbs wide open, and then yells, "Lan Lan, fuck a man!"

All kinds of wretchedness.

Lan Lan is usually playing games without looking back, "What flavor is this time?"

Room chief: "Delicate."

Lan Lan: "Okay! A pretty one, bed No. [-]!"

This is still good, many times when walking on the road, the director suddenly pointed to the side of the front and said: "The one in front, the one in front, I want the one in front!"

That was the most obscene expression and most obscene tone I have ever seen.

Daren: "This is really good."

Lan Lan: "Tsk, why don't you let Qingxi go to the shop? We'll do it when we see it. Director, the price of the goods outside is three times more expensive."

Room chief: "Don't worry, my sister is rich!"

Me: "Why am I taking the lead again?"

Lan Lan: "Because your sense of existence is relatively weak."

I:"……"

Lan Lan: "Look, the master doesn't turn into a ghost and doesn't go out. The head of the room is too wretched, and I'm too murderous. As for you, you have no attack power, your appearance is neither good nor bad, and your body is peaceful. Even if people come around him He won't necessarily pay attention to you after two laps, so don't worry, go!"

I:"……"

Daren: "Then am I copying the guy and knocking him out? Then, Alan, you drag him back to the dormitory?"

Room chief: "Then I'll go to bed and wait!"

Lan Lan: "Come back! Director, that person is a little too tall, and he probably won't be able to go back. Let's discuss it. Can you settle it outside? At most, the price will be halved."

The head of the room twitched: "Field battle? How embarrassing, she is still a big girl."

Lan Lan: "Tsk, well, big girl, if this is the case, I can only ask Qingxi to help carry a leg."

I……

Lan Lan: "Don't worry, Xizi, I will pay you more."

It's officially started, half real and half YY.I just need to go up, listen to what they are saying, preferably what is the man's name, and report back, the task is completed.

In the end, it was said that even if I circled around him twice, I would not be noticed. I just went up and was about ten meters away from the man. The man saw me from the side, and then kept staring at me.

Then when I thought that there was no plan to go around, he greeted me, "Hi, Gu Qingxi, are you going to class?"

"No... just finished class."

"Well, I'm going to class. Come out for dinner when I'm free."

"……OK."

Later, that person followed his classmates and left, and my office head and the others ran up to me and asked me, "Who is that person? Do you know Qingxi?"

"I do not recognize."

I still don't remember who this person is.

2. YY time travel
Director: "How can YY travel in this era, either Y to the palace or Y to the bunker, it's so boring! If I had to choose, I would definitely choose to travel to the age of dinosaurs."

Lan Lan, who was initially in a slump, immediately became interested: "That's good, I like it! When will I go, I'll go get ready!"

Makeup Guru: "I'm going to pack some sunscreen, and I'd better bring an umbrella. Oh, and my tent, skin care, beauty products!"

Room chief: "There are dinosaurs over there, real dinosaurs, who will come to see your face?"

Me: "Can I not go... I will take the sixth grade exam next week."

Room chief: "The sixth level is more important or the dinosaur?!"

It's not comparable, is it?

Finally, it was time to cross.

Gobi, goshawks, sand dunes, scorching sun, devastation everywhere.

Who picked the place?
Room chief: "I chose, of course, a challenging one! Why don't you choose a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to compose a song with Tyrannosaurus rex 'Only Envy Dinosaurs, Not Immortals'?"

Lan Lan: "Boss, you are too rascal."

Plastic surgery expert: "Ok, ok, here we come! There is a rock hole over there, let me see if it can be used as our lair?" The expert walked gracefully with a pink suitcase.

I put my things down, I only carried a bag, which was full of food, and a grade [-] test paper.

Me: "What next?"

The head of the room took a look through the binoculars, "Why are there no dinosaurs? There seems to be a cliff over there. Let me go and see. Do you want Qingxi to come together?"

"I'm so tired, sit down for a while, you go." I immediately sat in the shadow of a big rock.

Room chief: "You're tired just after you came here?! Well, I'll go with Lan Lan, don't wander around. Wahahaha, I must be the first person to see a dinosaur!"

Lan Lan gave me her luggage bag, and the director only carried a saber, binoculars and a flashlight.

I sat there and looked around, but it was still desolate.

So, I started doing test papers...

After a long time.

I saw Lan Lan rushing towards me, with dust flying behind her!
Lan Lan: "Qingxi! There are beautiful men!"

I resisted the urge to swear and interrupted YY.

"Director, don't you disdain beautiful men? Didn't YY only want to see dinosaurs when he came to Gobi?"

The head of the department lay on the bed, gracefully turned sideways, and pointed his butt towards me.

"Hey, I thought about it. It's not good without men, even in the age of dinosaurs. Besides, they also organized a group to see dinosaurs. If they encounter dinosaurs, they will be 'ape dung'."

Well, there is actually not much difference between doing level [-] on the Gobi Desert or doing level [-] on the bedroom table.

Back to the Gobi Desert, YY continued.

Panting, Lan Lan pointed to the cliff, "I ran to the cliff with the head of the office just now, and saw someone being attacked by a pterosaur! The head and I were surprised. There are three surprises: [-]. There are really dinosaurs! [-]. There are actually dinosaurs. Someone! [-]. Damn it’s a handsome guy! Then Ah Shi immediately took out a flashlight, took out a photo of the dinosaurs, and one of them died! The beautiful boy group was rescued! That’s how it is now, I’ll come to communicate with you first, what should I do next? "

Me: "Wait, isn't that...just a flashlight?"

Lan Lan: "The room chief said it was a flashlight converted from a laser gun, referred to as a laser torch...Qingxi, what's wrong with you? Are you okay!"

"I don't know why I suddenly feel a little nauseous and dizzy?"

"I'm pregnant? What should I do? Young Master Xu is still in Germany hundreds of millions of years later! How can I contact him?"

"..."

When we went back, Daren had already cleaned out the rock hole (it was dry inside).She set up a tent with a pink sheet beside it as a sofa, and a small stool with a burning candle in front of it.And the Daren deity is lying on the bed sheet and doing yoga!
Suddenly there is a feeling of time travel back.

Sure enough, the head of the room was immediately brought back by Lei De, "Talent, do you really have to do exercises at this time! We are now in the age of dinosaurs! The age of dinosaurs! Please put in a little bit of professionalism, OK?!"

Daren put on nail polish, "Why do I have nothing to do, then what do you ask me to do?"

Lan Lan: "Oh my boss, in fact, compared to Qingxi's sixth grade on the Gobi Desert, the expert is much more dedicated."

I:"……"

The head of the room hates iron for being weak, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, go back with me and continue YY!" The head of the room pretended to have just rushed back to the entrance of the cave, and said imposingly: "Sisters, listen up! Just now I have We have united with the beautiful men who live on the other side of the cliff to form a friendship state, and we can keep secrets with them in the future, and communicate with them secretly! From now on, we will meet up to see dinosaurs when we have free time, and occasionally we can chase each other on the Gobi Desert!"

In the next second, the head of the office is already YYing in the Gobi Desert, sunset, sand, a man, a woman, and a dinosaur, played in slow motion, the head: "Ahahahaha, come and chase me... come and chase me... ahahaha "You can't catch up with me, you can't catch up with me."

Lan Lan couldn't stand it anymore: "Master, there is another fire-breathing dragon coming behind you, be careful! A Shi! Hey, why did it burn?"

Office Chief:"……"

3. YY Bank
University dormitories.

When we were in college, we YY robbed banks many times, but we never succeeded due to the pig-like teammates appearing in the team every time.

This time the head of the room decided to grab it again.

When assigning tasks, someone suggested that this time let Qingxi guard the outside.

Office head: "Is your brain broken! Let Qingxi check it out, she will definitely be too fuzzy in 5 minutes, believe it or not!"

Plastic surgery expert: "Why don't you let Lan Lan come?"

Director: "Lan Lan! Ada, your brain is broken, has it been repaired? Believe it or not, when the police come, she will definitely say that I will lead you the way? If we want armed violence, she will definitely tell the police that I will be your hostage. Believe it or not ? After we were arrested, she absolutely said that I didn't know them, believe it or not?!"

Lan Lan: "Xiaoshi, you can't say that, you have to think for yourself haha! I will intercede for you in front of the judge."

Me: "Still grabbing or not? Don't grab me and go to bed."

Room chief: "Look! She's going to bed before I snatch her away!"

I:"……"

Lan Lan: "Why don't we do it this way, the expert will check it out, and the head of the room and I will wear stockings, and Qingxi will meet us, how about it?"

Director: "...well, I haven't tried this assignment, let's try!"

Official YY grab.

The head of the room put on stockings with Lan Lan.

Lan Lan took a look in the mirror, "Isn't it too ugly?"

Director: "It's not about looking for a partner! It's OK to be professional?!"

Plastic surgery expert: "Okay, stop arguing, Qingxi is about to fall asleep."

The office manager: "Yes, yes, hurry up! Go to bed after grabbing. The expert gets off at the front door of the bank, pay attention to the surrounding environment and report back at any time! Qingxi drives to the alley behind and waits. After we meet up, just drive out of the alley and drive Go to the warehouse I bought in advance, let's get out of the car and take the secret passage! Is everyone clear? I don't believe we can't succeed this time, Lan Lan, let's go!"

Me: "Director, can I say something..."

Office head: "There's no time, Qingxi, what can we say when we develop!"

After a long time, prison.

Me: "Director, what I wanted to tell you at the time was that I think the experts... will call the police the second you enter..."

The plastic surgeon sat outside the glass, playing with her beautiful nails, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth, "I just don't want to see you go astray."

Room chief, Lan Lan: "Fuck!"

Me: "I'm going back to the cell, I'm so sleepy."

This time was the fastest arrest in the history of YY's bank robbery.

Later, after graduating, the head of the office joined the bank to work. As soon as she entered, she said: "The most painful thing about working in a bank is that the money you pass is not your own!"

But even so, the head of the office still held a strange excitement about entering the bank.We didn't understand until much later.

After working for a year, the head of the office once again tried to rob a bank.As an "industry insider", the head of the office put forward valuable opinions and made internal responses.

But it still failed that time, because, halfway through, I went to bed at some point.

Going through the records the next day, the head of the office said, "Where's Qingxi? Damn, where's our pick-up?!"

Daren: "I guess I'm asleep, well, let's wash up and sleep."

Lan Lan: "Oh, I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow, so go to sleep."

Room chief: "Hey, I'm still in the vault! Hey, hey!"

"..."

4. Daily complaints about dormitory groups
Daren: "Hey, many people around me are getting married recently, it's stressful! Xizi was the first to get married in our uncontested dormitory, please give me some pointers, baby!"

Lan Lan: "Qingxi always takes the lead. I think I'll be next. I've given up hope for the other two."

Daren: "You? Heh, unless that person is a masochist. I think it's possible for the head of the department to..."

Lan Lan: "The room chief's problem is that it's useless for her to be excited, and the men are not excited."

Me: "But according to what I heard, aren't they all dumped by the room chief?"

Lan Lan: "Who did you hear that from?!"

Me: "Director."

Lan Lan and Daren: "...fuck!"

Office head: "Girls, I'm here! What are you talking about..."

Room chief: "Fuck!"

Expert: "Director, why did you call us all here today? Forget about robbing a bank, don't you get tired of going in every time?"

The head of the room became furious when he heard this: "Who is the one who dragged his feet and repeatedly ended up in prison? Ah! The one who snatched halfway to sleep, the one who called the police on the spur of the moment, and the one who said he needed to go to the bathroom first, was hunted down." When I was running, I said that I was going to put on makeup suddenly. After being caught, I didn’t say the lines we colluded with beforehand, but immediately said that I have done everything, please let me go! Damn, every time I plan so detailed and perfect, why The failure is all because of teammates like pigs like you!"

Lan Lan: "Oh, Ah Shi, you can't say that."

The head of the office: "Fuck you! From today onwards, I want to wander around the world alone, rob banks alone, prosper alone, hug left and right alone, wow ha ha ha ha ha!"

Lan Lan: "The last person goes to prison."

Office Chief:"……"

5. ever
As long as the head of the office sees an in-depth pornographic joke on the Internet, he will read it and share it.And usually when other people are silent (ignorant, deep thinking), I: "Pfft!"

Room chief: "... so Qingxi is the real prostitute?!"

Lan Lan: "...This is the legendary dark horse."

Daren: "I slept with her for so long and didn't realize it!"

I:"……"

Me: "Actually, from another perspective, this can also be understood as the level of IQ."

Daren blew on the freshly painted nails: "Boss, is she implying that we have low IQ?"

Room chief: "Xizai never hints, she just speaks out. Because the tone is very gentle, it is easy to make people misunderstand."

Lan Lan: "It's all over, let's fight."

I sweat: "Director, I want to say the last sentence."

Lan Lan: "Don't! Usually Qingxi's last words can turn the tide."

Room chief: "What are you afraid of? I'm here. I'm a principled person! Say it!"

Me: "Uh, I have all the materials ready for the open-book international economics exam the day after tomorrow."

Room chief: "Hit hair! Can Qingxi be beaten casually? Master, don't wear nail polish, Qingxi doesn't like chemical smells, and you, Lan Lan, yell and kill at every turn. Are we a gangster?!" Then he looked at me with a pleasant expression, "Qingxi, I heard that Xu Shao will fly over to see you recently, our Qingxi is so charming, look at this little face, look at this moist Big eyes, look at that little red mouth..."

Daren: "Boss, to be honest, I've seen a wretched one, but I've never seen a wretched one like you. I'm going to call Young Master Xu and tell him that you molested his wife."

These days are about to be forgotten, and while I still remember, write down some.Although ordinary, it is really precious.

In your life, you will always meet a group of people who make you want to go back to the past.

(End of this chapter)