The sweet wife is poisonous: what's the matter with the emperor

Chapter 71

Chu Xuan may be very outstanding in his professional expertise, and he is a big brother that everyone can't reach. However, when it comes to men and women, he always likes to be treated coldly or ignored. At this moment, facing Chen Jiujiu at the door, his mind is like a The young boy who just came out of the oven was stupidly blank, without any solution.

He couldn't figure out why Chen Jiujiu was standing at the door, and he couldn't figure out how he couldn't hear the noise made by Chen Jiujiu.

He didn't even understand how Chen Jiujiu could stand this kind of thing like him, why she didn't run away screaming from the beginning, but still commented on him so calmly...

The body part is much faster than his brain. Na Na turned to see Chen Jiujiu before he could speak and dodge. Foam!
Oh, it probably can't be regarded as foaming at the mouth, because it was sprayed out, and the direction of the spray was facing Chen Jiujiu, and it took a full meter away before it fell on the ground helplessly!

Chen Jiujiu was stunned, dumbfounded.

Although she pretended to be calm, her heart was in a mess. She deeply felt that Brother Chu was too immoral for a kid.This cliff is an extremely boring person, look at him, he looks serious on the surface, but what he did is amazing, he even masturbated in the bathroom, and he didn't even close the door...

What is the name of a popular sentence in various novels? The plain male pig will always say to the female pig in a wicked and charming manner: Your body is far more honest than your mouth!

Chen Jiujiu deeply felt that Chu's elder brother's body was much more honest than his mouth, so should she break this embarrassment with a wicked and frantic squeak?
A certain brother Chu was more stunned than Chen Jiujiu, one reason was the pleasure he felt from a certain eruption, and the other reason was that he really couldn't imagine that an uncle like him would do such an obscene thing in front of a little girl!

He turned around tremblingly, and before he could explain, he listened to the innocent narration of a certain little girl, "Brother Chu, your instant shot is right! Although the amount is large, it can't make up for the instant shot." In fact, this should be the result of frequent handjobs, for our harmonious life in the future, you still have to adjust your state, if you continue like this, you will have a lot of green hats on your head!"

"Get out!" Chu Xuan roared, the stern voice was actually more to cover up his shame and anger, he covered his place with one hand, walked quickly to the bathroom door, pushed Chen Jiujiu out the door with the other hand, and then slammed Slam the door hard.

"Brother Chu, don't be angry. I'm just telling the truth. I won't say that in the future." Chen Jiujiu, who patted on the door, was full of grievance and helplessness.

Inside, the brother of the Chu family gritted his teeth, turned on the water in the shower to the maximum, and started huffing to wash off the marks of shame on his hands.

"Brother Chu, you won't cry secretly in there alone, brother Chu, don't be too hard on yourself, I really don't dislike you, I don't dislike you at all, don't worry, I won't cuckold you in the future, I will make soup for you every day to nourish your body..."

The sound of hula la water couldn't cover Chen Jiujiu's swearing voice. The words heard in the ears of Chu's elder brother, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to get in, so that he would never have to face Chen Jiujiu again.

"Brother Chu, this kind of thing is actually not that serious. Really, I will cook some soup for you every day, and you should stop using Fifth Girl. This kind of thing will never happen again." Chen Jiujiu felt deeply, It's not easy to beat down a sullen uncle, this uncle would rather use the fifth girl than her, wow, she hates the fifth girl to death.

The bathroom door slammed open at this moment.

Chen Jiujiu, who was leaning on the door with all his body weight, was undefended as the door was opened, and he fell inward with weightlessness.

Chu Xuan wrapped a bath towel around his waist, and stood by the door with a black face.

Chen Jiujiu, who was waving his hands indiscriminately and hadn't found a fulcrum, slid his eyes around the man's body, screamed and grabbed the bath towel around the man's waist, "Ahhh, Brother Chu, get out of the way..."

The bath towel in his hand was only a short distance away. Chen Jiujiu felt that even if Chu Xuan could react very quickly, he still couldn't avoid her two pairs of claws. Besides, with Chu Xuan's character, he probably wouldn't really dodge and let him fall to the ground.

It's a pity that the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

Chu Xuan's body moved slightly, leisurely dodging Chen Jiujiu's unruly claws.

And Chen Jiujiu had a thorough intimate contact with the ground.

Hands feel sticky...

Chen Jiujiu called out with a bitter face, "Brother Chu..."

There is no more text.

Because she finally realized what the sticky thing was on her palm.

That's, that's what Chu Xuan just sprayed on the ground!

wow wow wow...

Chen Jiujiu burst into tears!
She was still watching the good show in her heart before, she really didn't expect that she would be affected by this good show, and it was so miserable.

The poor Chen Jiujiu tried to go to Chu Xuan to find some comfort, or to make Chu Xuan feel guilty or embarrassed, after all, it was this guy's descendants who were in her hands now.

It's a pity that when she sat up on her knees and looked at Chu Xuan with a grievance like a little daughter-in-law, she found that the guy walked around her calmly and walked out.

How dare you be a nobody?

After doing such a bad thing, you actually want to walk away in a cool and unrestrained way?
So irresponsible!
Never let this happen wow.

Jiujiu hurriedly called, "Brother Chu, my palms are full of your children and grandchildren, come and take a look, why is this thing so swollen and fishy, ​​I touched it, will I be pregnant? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !"

Chu Xuan, who had already walked to the door, and with his back to Chen Jiujiu, kept striding forward, but when he heard Chen Jiujiu's words, he swayed a little bit in disappointment...

"No!" Throwing these two words, Chu Xuan walked out as if fleeing.

Chen Jiujiu in the back was crying and persevering, "Brother Chu, what should I do if I get pregnant ah, I'm still so young, I can't get married, I can't have children, I don't want to get pregnant..."

Chu Xuan's figure trembled again, this time he couldn't even speak, he wanted to find a hole to get in, and get in right away!
However, Jiujiu felt that this was not the end, "Brother Chu, wipe it off for me, it is your descendant, woo woo woo, it is still so fishy, ​​I dare not touch it."

Chu Xuan's footsteps finally stopped, and his shaking body became completely stiff at this moment.

(End of this chapter)