City Demon Emperor
Chapter 42 Caterpillar Wu Hao
Chapter 42 Caterpillar Wu Hao
"Department of History." The three cold words spit out from Li Sha's mouth, it seemed that Li Sha was in a very bad mood right now.People who are a little bit excited should know to shut up.
However, a heartless person like Wu Hao would not understand.
Hearing that Li Sha is from the Department of History, he was always surprised, and he patted himself up from his big bed and said, "Oh my god, boss, why are you from the Department of History? You are such a fool, even a girl No, they're all men, your head was blown by the door, right?" After finishing speaking, she stopped talking, and then said with a somewhat abnormal expression: "Boss...you...you don't like men, oh my third child , we have to be more careful in the future."
Wu Hao said it seriously, and pretended to tighten the clothes in his hand.He looked at Li Sha warily.
Xu Man who was next to him covered his face when he heard it, and secretly thought it was over.
Sure enough, Li Sha stood up abruptly and said to Xu Man, "Go out."
"Huh?" Xu Man raised his head and said.
"Why do you want to stay?" Li Sha jokingly said.
"Ah! No, no, I'll go right away." As soon as the words fell, Xu Mandu had already ran out of the house.By the way, he carefully closed the bedroom door.
The moment the door was closed, Xu Man looked at Wu Hao sympathetically.
"Ahem, Boss, well, I have something to do, why don't I go out too, so I won't disturb your old man." Xu Man's sympathetic gaze made Wu Hao feel a little bit pained.He coughed twice and said to Li Sha.
Li Sha smiled and shook his fingers, and asked, "Do you have a lot of girls? They are beautiful, with big breasts and big butts?"
then………………
"Hey, boss, what are you doing, don't come over, ah! I'm going to call someone, help me!"
"Come on, ouch! It hurts me to death, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"We are all men, no women!"
"Who's doing it?"
"I... I'm gay."
"what…………"
Xu Man outside the door tightened his chrysanthemum, secretly thinking that he was lucky, this time he was finally smart.
"Hahaha." Thinking of Wu Hao's miserable appearance, Xu Man couldn't help laughing.
Ever since Li Sha cracked a rock in front of him that day, Xu Man knew that Wu Hao was done.
Anyway, Xu Man was sure that Wu Hao would not be able to crack that rock.
Ok!Let Xu Man think that it is a piece of granite weighing two hundred catties.
This is also the reason why Xu Man suddenly became the third child. Sure enough, he still couldn't compete with the existence that punched the granite.
"Heck!" The door opened, and Li Sha walked out from inside with a calm face, glanced at Xu Man who was laughing wildly, and said, "I have to go out first."
Suddenly caught by Li Sha, Xu Man, who was laughing wildly, immediately coughed violently.
Almost choked to death, hurriedly nodded to express his understanding.
After Li Sha left, Xu Man dared to enter the dormitory, and then laughed wildly again.
Seeing that Wu Hao looked very miserable at this time, Li Sha found a rope from nowhere, and tied Wu Hao from the beginning to the end.
The two-meter-tall man was lying on the bed like a fat caterpillar.
Li Sha also carefully tied a bow on his head.
Two Tongling giant eyes, with a large area of purple and black outside, are like national treasures.
Coupled with Wu Hao's aggrieved expression, there is really no one left.
A big man over two meters long, lying on the bed like a caterpillar, with a bow tie on his head and a pair of big eye circles.
Puckering his lips, looking at Xu Man with tears in his eyes, hahaha, no, that picture is really interesting.
Xu Man just wants to laugh for 500 years.
………………
Li Sha, who left the dormitory, walked out of the school gate, took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and listened to the music coming from the mobile phone.
Li Sha felt that it was not real. After a month of study, Li Sha's understanding of this world was almost the same.
Unexpectedly, people in this world have already embarked on another path.
The practice that was popular in the past gradually withdrew from the stage of history.
Although there is a feeling that things are right and wrong, it is still good.
At least Li Sha is very comfortable with many things in One World, such as mobile phones.
"Hey, what's the matter, old ancestor?" Soon, a respectful voice came from the phone.
Hearing this voice, Li Sha clenched his fists, "I really want to hit someone!"
However, his tone was full of joy and anger, and he calmly said to Li Guofeng, "I'm going to Art Sports.",
"Ah?" When Li Guofeng was a little uncertain and wanted to ask again, Li Sha had already hung up the phone.
Recalling what Li Sha said last time, Li Guofeng felt as if he had misunderstood something.
If it is really what he thinks now, Li Guofeng feels that Li Sha's image in his heart is completely ruined!
After hanging up the phone, Li Sha's 10-year-old face couldn't help turning red. What he said this time was so obvious that if Li Guofeng didn't understand, Li Sha would really hit someone!
Turning his head and wanting to walk towards the school, he paused as he watched the footsteps in front of him.
Seven or eight yellow-haired gangsters stood in front of Li Sha.
A yellow-haired gangster in the lead had a cigarette in his mouth, and asked Li Sha in a flustered manner, "Boy, you are Li Sha!"
"Okay, you dare to flirt with Young Master Yu's woman?"
"Young Master Yu?" Li Sha was stunned, what the hell is Young Master Yu?When did he flirt with his woman?
Looking up at the yellow-haired gangster with a cigarette in his mouth, he seemed to understand something.
It turned out to be him, and I said don't mess with him, but I didn't expect that there would always be people who think life is too long.
"Then what do you want to do?" Li Sha asked.
"Hahaha, what are you doing, are you stupid? Of course I broke your leg."
"Yu Shao said, if you break your legs, forget about it!"
The yellow-haired gangster with a cigarette in his mouth wanted to say something, but a gangster next to him touched his shoulder and said, "Brother Wang, don't talk about it, hurry up and go back to work, Yu Shao doesn't want to wait too long."
Brother Wang looked at the gangster in displeasure, and said, "Xiao Li, you see so many of us, do you think he can escape? It's fine later, Young Master Yu won't mind."
"And I'm the boss, don't forget what you are." After speaking, he patted Xiao Li on the face.
The gangster named Xiao Li turned his face aside, looked at Brother Wang in horror, and quickly shut his mouth.
It's just that there is a hint of cruelty hidden in the depths of the eyes.
"Okay, break both legs! Let's forget about it." Li Sha suddenly said to Brother Wang.
It seemed that he had resigned to his fate, "What?" Brother Wang was shocked, did he resign to his fate so quickly?Then he said with a smile on his face: "Okay, okay, I like you who are upright, and I'm going to attack you for being so sensible. I wanted to beat you so much that you wouldn't be able to get out of bed for three months."
"Now, let's beat you until you can't get out of bed for a month and a half! Hahaha."
"Oh, really?"
"Ah, what?"
Before the gangster named Brother Wang could react, Li Sha's figure disappeared in place.
Brother Wang secretly thought it was bad, and said to the others: "Damn, this guy doesn't know how to flatter, fuck him to death!" Some, I have to go to work again later.)
(End of this chapter)
"Department of History." The three cold words spit out from Li Sha's mouth, it seemed that Li Sha was in a very bad mood right now.People who are a little bit excited should know to shut up.
However, a heartless person like Wu Hao would not understand.
Hearing that Li Sha is from the Department of History, he was always surprised, and he patted himself up from his big bed and said, "Oh my god, boss, why are you from the Department of History? You are such a fool, even a girl No, they're all men, your head was blown by the door, right?" After finishing speaking, she stopped talking, and then said with a somewhat abnormal expression: "Boss...you...you don't like men, oh my third child , we have to be more careful in the future."
Wu Hao said it seriously, and pretended to tighten the clothes in his hand.He looked at Li Sha warily.
Xu Man who was next to him covered his face when he heard it, and secretly thought it was over.
Sure enough, Li Sha stood up abruptly and said to Xu Man, "Go out."
"Huh?" Xu Man raised his head and said.
"Why do you want to stay?" Li Sha jokingly said.
"Ah! No, no, I'll go right away." As soon as the words fell, Xu Mandu had already ran out of the house.By the way, he carefully closed the bedroom door.
The moment the door was closed, Xu Man looked at Wu Hao sympathetically.
"Ahem, Boss, well, I have something to do, why don't I go out too, so I won't disturb your old man." Xu Man's sympathetic gaze made Wu Hao feel a little bit pained.He coughed twice and said to Li Sha.
Li Sha smiled and shook his fingers, and asked, "Do you have a lot of girls? They are beautiful, with big breasts and big butts?"
then………………
"Hey, boss, what are you doing, don't come over, ah! I'm going to call someone, help me!"
"Come on, ouch! It hurts me to death, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"We are all men, no women!"
"Who's doing it?"
"I... I'm gay."
"what…………"
Xu Man outside the door tightened his chrysanthemum, secretly thinking that he was lucky, this time he was finally smart.
"Hahaha." Thinking of Wu Hao's miserable appearance, Xu Man couldn't help laughing.
Ever since Li Sha cracked a rock in front of him that day, Xu Man knew that Wu Hao was done.
Anyway, Xu Man was sure that Wu Hao would not be able to crack that rock.
Ok!Let Xu Man think that it is a piece of granite weighing two hundred catties.
This is also the reason why Xu Man suddenly became the third child. Sure enough, he still couldn't compete with the existence that punched the granite.
"Heck!" The door opened, and Li Sha walked out from inside with a calm face, glanced at Xu Man who was laughing wildly, and said, "I have to go out first."
Suddenly caught by Li Sha, Xu Man, who was laughing wildly, immediately coughed violently.
Almost choked to death, hurriedly nodded to express his understanding.
After Li Sha left, Xu Man dared to enter the dormitory, and then laughed wildly again.
Seeing that Wu Hao looked very miserable at this time, Li Sha found a rope from nowhere, and tied Wu Hao from the beginning to the end.
The two-meter-tall man was lying on the bed like a fat caterpillar.
Li Sha also carefully tied a bow on his head.
Two Tongling giant eyes, with a large area of purple and black outside, are like national treasures.
Coupled with Wu Hao's aggrieved expression, there is really no one left.
A big man over two meters long, lying on the bed like a caterpillar, with a bow tie on his head and a pair of big eye circles.
Puckering his lips, looking at Xu Man with tears in his eyes, hahaha, no, that picture is really interesting.
Xu Man just wants to laugh for 500 years.
………………
Li Sha, who left the dormitory, walked out of the school gate, took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and listened to the music coming from the mobile phone.
Li Sha felt that it was not real. After a month of study, Li Sha's understanding of this world was almost the same.
Unexpectedly, people in this world have already embarked on another path.
The practice that was popular in the past gradually withdrew from the stage of history.
Although there is a feeling that things are right and wrong, it is still good.
At least Li Sha is very comfortable with many things in One World, such as mobile phones.
"Hey, what's the matter, old ancestor?" Soon, a respectful voice came from the phone.
Hearing this voice, Li Sha clenched his fists, "I really want to hit someone!"
However, his tone was full of joy and anger, and he calmly said to Li Guofeng, "I'm going to Art Sports.",
"Ah?" When Li Guofeng was a little uncertain and wanted to ask again, Li Sha had already hung up the phone.
Recalling what Li Sha said last time, Li Guofeng felt as if he had misunderstood something.
If it is really what he thinks now, Li Guofeng feels that Li Sha's image in his heart is completely ruined!
After hanging up the phone, Li Sha's 10-year-old face couldn't help turning red. What he said this time was so obvious that if Li Guofeng didn't understand, Li Sha would really hit someone!
Turning his head and wanting to walk towards the school, he paused as he watched the footsteps in front of him.
Seven or eight yellow-haired gangsters stood in front of Li Sha.
A yellow-haired gangster in the lead had a cigarette in his mouth, and asked Li Sha in a flustered manner, "Boy, you are Li Sha!"
"Okay, you dare to flirt with Young Master Yu's woman?"
"Young Master Yu?" Li Sha was stunned, what the hell is Young Master Yu?When did he flirt with his woman?
Looking up at the yellow-haired gangster with a cigarette in his mouth, he seemed to understand something.
It turned out to be him, and I said don't mess with him, but I didn't expect that there would always be people who think life is too long.
"Then what do you want to do?" Li Sha asked.
"Hahaha, what are you doing, are you stupid? Of course I broke your leg."
"Yu Shao said, if you break your legs, forget about it!"
The yellow-haired gangster with a cigarette in his mouth wanted to say something, but a gangster next to him touched his shoulder and said, "Brother Wang, don't talk about it, hurry up and go back to work, Yu Shao doesn't want to wait too long."
Brother Wang looked at the gangster in displeasure, and said, "Xiao Li, you see so many of us, do you think he can escape? It's fine later, Young Master Yu won't mind."
"And I'm the boss, don't forget what you are." After speaking, he patted Xiao Li on the face.
The gangster named Xiao Li turned his face aside, looked at Brother Wang in horror, and quickly shut his mouth.
It's just that there is a hint of cruelty hidden in the depths of the eyes.
"Okay, break both legs! Let's forget about it." Li Sha suddenly said to Brother Wang.
It seemed that he had resigned to his fate, "What?" Brother Wang was shocked, did he resign to his fate so quickly?Then he said with a smile on his face: "Okay, okay, I like you who are upright, and I'm going to attack you for being so sensible. I wanted to beat you so much that you wouldn't be able to get out of bed for three months."
"Now, let's beat you until you can't get out of bed for a month and a half! Hahaha."
"Oh, really?"
"Ah, what?"
Before the gangster named Brother Wang could react, Li Sha's figure disappeared in place.
Brother Wang secretly thought it was bad, and said to the others: "Damn, this guy doesn't know how to flatter, fuck him to death!" Some, I have to go to work again later.)
(End of this chapter)
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