The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 12 Rotten peach blossoms sprayed with durian-flavored perfume

The memory returns to that day.

On a sunny day, young masters and saintesses from all over the world came to Mount Buzhou.Fengjiu was always naughty when she was a child, so she and Tian Lu, the young masters of the Pixiu clan from Jinhuang, Ziwu from the Fanghua clan from Muhuang, Gouchen Dizun from the soil wasteland, Zhuzhao Ruiying from the fire wasteland, and Bai Ze from the water shortage. Zubaixiwu, Konghuang's Yuehan Chang'e and others are very friendly.

Among them, Tianlu is a local tyrant among us.Every time he went to eat in the taverns and restaurants opened by some little fairies in the heaven, it was the gold he took out.

Feng Jiu prefers to associate with bold people.Those days Feng Jiu got a little fat from eating, Feng Jiu actually didn't know that people from the Pixiu clan preferred fat people, Feng Jiu didn't quite understand this.It's just that all the brothers around Fengjiu got fat after eating after Pixiu.

That's okay too.That day Feng Jiu propped Feng Jiu's double chin, Feng Jiu said to Bai Xiwu. "Do you know why Feng Jiu looks so fat? It's swollen by life."

Word spread.So Tian Lu came to find Feng Jiu in a desperate manner.He was plump and dressed in a golden brocade robe, with a string of gold beads on his neck.Really unique taste.

"There are three kinds of things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet." Feng Jiu was still feeling emotional.

"Ah Jiu, I have something I want to say to you. I've thought about it for 1 years, but I haven't said it to anyone."

"I like you the most, I like your sense of humor, I like your fatness."

Feng Jiu had goose bumps all over her body.what does it smell likeThere are 1000 million mud horses running in Feng Jiu's heart.

"Who wears durian-scented perfume?"

"It's me, it's me. I went to Baihua Realm to find Fairy Baihua. She said that this is the most fragrant and unique perfume. How about it?"

"Uh, I said--" Feng Jiu covered her nose and didn't speak yet.

"You don't need to say it, I know you must have a deep affection for me, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so fat." Tian Lu said all the words in one bone.

"My goosebumps fell and grew back, I said Tianlu, let's be friends."

"No, you can't do this. I heard Dizun Gou Chen said that women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange love. You can't reject me. I heard it, you rejected me." Tianlu said I started to cry, and the gold fell down with a clatter.

"Wow, your mother and concubine are so polite. It's admirable. It's just Tianlu, don't hang yourself on a tree. I'm not good enough for you. You don't look good when you take a closer look. It's better to take a quick look..." Feng Jiu talked hard, struggling with his lips.Although they are talking nonsense, Bai Xiwu said that nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationship.Feng Jiu, although I look a little more beautiful, even if the peach blossoms are here, but now I am fat like an ostrich, and there are still people looking for my door. Feng Jiu looked out the window and a small gold mountain has been piled up.Sigh.

"Why can't you marry me? What's wrong with me? I'm chubby. My mother said I was born with a rich face."

Tianlu vowed.

"Is it rich or noble? Naturally, it is a little bit. Who you marry is very important, because he determines your life status for the rest of your life. Who you marry is even more important. She is likely to determine the level and height of your life. .Don’t marry at will, let alone marry against your will. You have a look that only your mother will like, and if you don’t work hard, you will be finished!” I have a serious face, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills.Could it be that he was invited by a monkey to tease him? Even this way can't defeat him.

"Why don't you like me because I don't work hard enough? Let me tell you, do you like thin people? Every fat person is a potential stock, and I am this potential stock. I will become handsome in the future, don't you Regret." Tian Lu cried bitterly. "You liar, you are shameless."

"In this day and age, you can want anything, but you can't want face. I don't like you because I don't like others. I'm sorry." Feng Jiu stood there and vowed that she must lose weight in her life and never mess around. .Fucks the object.

He ran away crying, and gold rained in the nine heavens, and the immortals made a small fortune.

Later everyone knew that this Fengjiu Shangshen is most jealous of others saying that she is fat, so don't mess with her, otherwise she will make you die in a rhythmic way.

The past is like a cloud, so I won't talk about it.

(End of this chapter)